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Hey guys; did you watch news last night. . .

Dany1luv has been arrested by the EFCC for refusing to pay for the N5 groundnut he purchased. He would be carged to court; and sentenced according to the law.

We shall miss him dearly. poor danny if only I was there I would have settled his bills

gabrywyl:
ohhh U wan me to email you?U need my advise abi?

Maybe the other way round

[quote author=OLAMIND, link=topic=237832.msg3505647#msg3505647 date=1235418215]hey!

where did you get these from[/quote]From heaven

Funny  

@Gab. Ok maybe I rushed things; I guess its natural. All girls repel when passess are made from the opposite sex, but with time, the would get adapted to it. So I shall climb the ladder step by step.

@gab. Part of the joke? If you meant the post I sent to tytaylor, yea I was joking with him/her. But for us, there is no joke. You look tired. Dear, take a glass of water to reduce to relieve yourself, then take some rest. am still expecting your mail o!

Maybe but he look exactly like you. The same big head, small dic k and pot belley.

@Ben. Ahhh jealousi don de kill you. No worry, I go dash you her junior sister.

Una no well o!

@tytylaor. Wetin be your own sef, why you de peep inside my window. I go pour pepper for your eyes o!

@clem. You don't have to tell me. I already know that. And besides, am 48 so we would make a good couple.

Dear, you don't need to be confused. All you need to do is to take a deep breath, adjust your seat properly, go to my profile and send me an e-mail and I would handle it from there

Yea you're right we're all family. But it is said in the acient books that a girl shall leave her family and unite with her crazy husband and the two shall become one. If any family member should come with us, abeg let it be a girl. You too fine na. . . Abi you want make those guys kill me because of you.

No worry, me sef I no sabi. But I go teach you; and when I teach you finish, you go like me well well. You go fit die for me sef.

My dear those names you're mentioning are strong name most especially the guys. Are you sure they won't [s]unseat[s/] overthrow me and snatch you away from me. . .

I guess we're on the same boat. Why not give a chance so I can show you how well a man is supposed to treat a woman.

Ok o! Maybe we can relocate to the jungle and live among the beautiful trees; and savour the good taste of mother nature. If that's your heart desire, I Crazykid the ochinawata 1 of Ohaifia would grant it for you.

Ah. Na wa o! Are you not the one who promised to buy me a gift, now I've brought a better idea on the table, you're withdrawing. Abi you no wan build house?

From the human age. Or don't you believe me dear. Do you think I would insult a creaure God too his time to design.

And if you must know, I'm very loyal to that signature

@gab. Awwwww. Thank you.

We can even make a deposit in the bank, buy a piece of land, and build our dream home.

Really, that's very generous of you

@tytaylor. So?

Hmmm

Na wa o! Gab. You wan buy present with N5 for this Naija?

My dear, I've been quite busy. One won't remain on Nairaland for ever. Just maybe when you're less busy, you'll appear when you become busy, you'll disappear. So how things going with you?

I was sleeping one night, and every where suddenly became cool, I used my blanket to cover myself but it wasn't enough. So I began to roll so as to generate some heat. I rolled and rolled until I reached the edge of the bed. I kept on rolling and rolling and I fell from the bed with a gread thud. And I woke up and it wasn't funny

I love that woman. stop staring at me like that, that now what I mean

Now that was funny. Wait a minute. . . Did I see those pictures?

You try sha. At least I chuckled

Hmmm