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No I don't

Go to where they sell cars and tell them that you would like to have one for yourself but you don't have any money on you; beg them to dash you one; if they're kind hearted they would. Am sure they would.

If one car dealer's shop doesn't work out, go to the next one and keep trying until you get what you want.

Good luck.

If at all such story is true, there would have been video clips of the match.

HeatFusion:
From frying pan to fire, they say.

Whatevey I just want to Jand

HeatFusion:
Hey, weren't you male a while ago?

Na the hand work of Baba God so if you wan tost me, you're free

Dream come true I must sign up immediately; so I can get a green card and flee from hell fire Nigeria

My Dear, Move on with your life; am so sorry to hear your story. Most girls are worse than the devil himself; they care only about themselves, their feelings, their thoughts and their emotions. They aren't concerned if their actions would cause pain to the opposite sex.

Like I said eariler, I would advise you to move on I know it's hard for you, but believe me, with time your wouds would heal.

And finally, If she comes begging in the future, make sure you don't acept her back; a girl who jilted you in the past can jilt you in the future.

I don't believe they are Virgins; were they examined before the contest?

I mean, anyone can come in there to register and say she's a Virgn. I don't believe all that shit.

Look at this

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee, On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"

Trainee: Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded:

Managing Director: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

Trainee: No.

Managing Director: It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back:

Trainee: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?""

Managing Director: No (he repilied angrily)."

Trainee: Thank God! (and he quickly put the phone down),

spenchuks:
or u tell for igbo (if na igbo guy) say: mu na gi agayi eme valentine, ma o buru na i gote yi mu efe ohuru

Wanyi oma mu na gi agayi eme valentine anything gi choro mi ge ne gi x2 [size=7t]Edited properly[/size]

ma o buru na i gote yi mu efe ohuru

chidipupay:
waiting for your pic ben

Am also waiting

Ok o!

Hmm na wao.

This one go de beat her husband for house

Shakes head

No coment

Waste of cyber cafe ticket

tytylayor I don choose you to be my Val you know sha.

Na my pic that, so make you go bank go withdraw all your money because 14th go soon reach.    

If you say it's gentle then that's a complement

That waz good

Who says am not beautiful

Considering the begging, frog jumping, custant flashing and texting of tytylayor, I've decided that he's going to be my Val.

But Bros hope say your pocket rate de high sha

How all of una de; I send my warm hot greetings to you all. Finally I've got good news; am now a female; which means you all can toast me for real. but na because of Val sha after Val I go turn to man back

I don't believe in alll those shit; if you love a girl, must you wait until February 14th before you show love to her?

dani1luv:
then you are dead meat

Con chop me if I be dead meat

It doesn't work; I've tried it before and believe me, I regretted fit.

What kind of security reason

10Million Naira is to small for me to do such an awful thing. Maybe if you add more zeros to that 10m I might reconsider the offer.

Why not; if he loves her, then he should wash her pants

I de hail O!