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Romance › Re: Why Must We Double Date? by CrazyMan(m): 12:02pm On Feb 07, 2009
Don't mind them; they are all pretenders sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just For The Ladies Whos Btw 19 & 21 by CrazyMan(m): 12:01pm On Feb 07, 2009
Beg for what huh AAm used to taking whatever I want; so I can't beg this time.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Lady Between 24-30 For Serious Relationship by CrazyMan(m): 11:50am On Feb 07, 2009
What do you do for a living?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Rent A Chic For The Valentine by CrazyMan(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2009
Am not a cheap girl so he must pay it or I'll look for someone else tongue
Romance › Re: Help Me Get Over This Heartbreak. by CrazyMan(m): 11:43am On Feb 07, 2009
patwhizkid:
Should he move on to u?
If he can pay my bills, then yes
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Rent A Chic For The Valentine by CrazyMan(m): 11:40am On Feb 07, 2009
@Pat.

If he want's a girl, then he should be willing to pay the price
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just For The Ladies Whos Btw 19 & 21 by CrazyMan(m): 11:36am On Feb 07, 2009
For saying that's he's mine for life. If you want to contest him with me, am ready for you,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just For The Ladies Whos Btw 19 & 21 by CrazyMan(m): 11:14am On Feb 07, 2009
You be small girl na; leave him for big gals like me ok? kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need To Rent A Chic For The Valentine by CrazyMan(m): 11:11am On Feb 07, 2009
Of course you can rent me; here's my price.

N2m for 5 minutes; if you exceed the agreed 5 minutes, then you will have to pay me and extra 500,000 for breach of contract.

If you want me for the whole day, then grease my bank account with the sum of N500million and I will be yours the whole Val day; If you accept my offer kindly notify me and I would ring you; because I have other competent customers who are willing to roll the banks on my behalf.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Find Love On Nairalist.com: Our Sister Website by CrazyMan(m): 11:06am On Feb 07, 2009
Mee too, I need a cute guy tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Just For The Ladies Whos Btw 19 & 21 by CrazyMan(m): 11:04am On Feb 07, 2009
mE TOO;

i NEed A lOVely gUy fOr tHIs vAl kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian by CrazyMan(m): 10:59am On Feb 07, 2009
hmmm
Romance › Re: Akon Commit A Crime>>>>>>>>>>>>>>check Out And Judge,who F by CrazyMan(m): 10:43am On Feb 07, 2009
That lady doesn't look like a 15 year old to me
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Find Real Guys & Chics Here! by CrazyMan(m): 10:40am On Feb 07, 2009
huh
Romance › Re: Valentine Birthday Gift by CrazyMan(m): 10:30am On Feb 07, 2009
You left a job in UK for a girl in Nigeria; hmm that’s wired. What were you thinking? I can't imagine myself doing such thing
Romance › Re: How Can I Make Up A Break Up! by CrazyMan(m): 10:15am On Feb 07, 2009
My dear, there are hundreds of ways a guy can quit a relationship without breaking the girls heart.

I would share one with you for free.

Listen attentively; I guess you already know the girl you want to dump so just look for one of you cute male friends I mean a romantic guy that can sweep a girl off her feet with his lovely words, give her number to him and let him do his magic. (Note the girl mustn’t know you’re involved unless you’ll ruin everything)

Once they connect, and the going is good, arrange for a meeting say like in a fast food, beach just somewhere; then show up and accuse her of cheating; and believe me you would have all the reason in the world to leave her without breaking her heart.
Romance › Re: What Are U Doing On Febuary 14th by CrazyMan(m): 10:06am On Feb 07, 2009
@Topic
Nothing
Romance › Re: How Can I Now That My Girl Is Datting Some On Else? by CrazyMan(m): 10:01am On Feb 07, 2009
It’s very simple to find out unless you aren’t very observant.

If you’re dating a girl, and she calls you, texts you and tells you how much she loves you regularly; and then all of a sudden, she rarely calls, she rarely send you texts and even avoids picking up your calls; then you should be wise enough to know that you have lost your place in her heart. She's seeing someone else.
Romance › Re: Help Me Get Over This Heartbreak. by CrazyMan(m): 9:55am On Feb 07, 2009
There's a saying that when you love someone, don't expect that person to love you the same way you love him or her. Am sorry but you have to accept your faith; your beloved sweetheart has gotten another lover and you my dear should move on with your life; don't just sit there crying over a girl who doesn't even give a damm about how you feel.

Have you ever asked yourself if she knows what you're passing through because of her? If you starve yourself from now till eternity, does she care? My dear, you have to move on; life isn't one smooth road; there are gallops, pot holes and even pits but the most important thing is that you most strive achieve your goal so your life won't be a waste.

So my dear, move on; e nu go?
Politics › Re: Shame On Nigerian Police - All Because Of 50 Naira Bribe They Want To Die by CrazyMan(m): 9:44am On Feb 07, 2009
The driver should have told her that she doesn't have N20 on her. Or maybe the female officer doesn't even understands English
Nairaland General › Re: Was It My Fault? by CrazyMan(m): 1:21pm On Dec 23, 2008
He's idle that's why; but it was funny tho grin
Romance › Re: Ok by CrazyMan(m): 1:17pm On Dec 23, 2008
My dear, there is no way you can know unless you penetrate her. During penetration if you encounter great difficulty on the way, then you know she's a virgin; If you encouter little difficulty i.e her stuff is quite tight but not too tight, then you know she's a partial virgin.

But if the road to her oil rig is as wide as the Lagos Ibadan express way and as free as the road to an execution ground, then you know that countless male species has deposited a huge amount of dangerous liquid called akamu; which can be risky and dangerous to the health of the next guy on the line. So I would advise that you run for your life Hope you understood my sermon? I love speaking in parables tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Merry Christmas Nairaland 2008! by CrazyMan(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2008
[size=15pt]I wish every member on this forum including Seun a merry christmas and happy new year.[/size]

Meanwhile here are some music to warm your spirits.

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Romance › Re: Something About Men by CrazyMan(m): 12:08pm On Dec 10, 2008
@Topic. I believe some men are like that but not all.
Romance › Re: Why? by CrazyMan(m): 12:04pm On Dec 10, 2008
@both above. If you're a middle class, go and marry one of Yar'adua's daughters and see if you still dominate your home.
Romance › Re: Should I Marry For Love Or Stability? by CrazyMan(m): 11:54am On Dec 10, 2008
They say you will never know the value of something until you loose it. You have someone that treats you like a queen and is willing to marry you. And you're here saying you don't feel anything about him. Am sure that if you see him with some other girl, all those feelings you didn't have for him would disappear. You would be the one begging him to come back to you.
Romance › Re: She Keep Telling Me That The Right Time Hasn't Come by CrazyMan(m): 11:17am On Dec 10, 2008
I can now see why the girl hasn't responded positively to your proposal. It's now clear to all of us here including the girl that all you're after is her body and not her. I would advice that you change your sex demanding attitude to a loving and caring attitude, and she might just give you the green light.
Romance › Re: She Has A Boyfriend, She Has Feelings For Me But Yet, Denies It! by CrazyMan(m): 11:08am On Dec 10, 2008
If she has a boyfriend and loves him as you said, then let go and look for someone else. You shouldn't destroy another man's relationship just because you can't control yourself. If you do that, someone might snatch your wife in the near future.
Romance › Re: Why? by CrazyMan(m): 10:55am On Dec 10, 2008
A successful would would never submit 100% to any man.

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