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Cool

That was funny to bad I haven't recieved my N5 wage I would have shared it with you.

Doesn't Yar'adua have an acient story

Kindly put your picture my dear; so I can try my luck

If you no fit lap malue, then lap goat or lap chicken.

Where is my N5?

Yar'adua must hear this Mike Okiro must hear this; there would be a bloody riot in all the 36 states of Nigeria if I don't get my N5. Why should you deprive me money for sugar at a time like this?

It's raining heavily inside my house but outside is very dry.

Can someone please tell me what's going on before I naked myself here

@Mukina and Ika

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If you must know, true love is dead. It died over 200 years ago. It was killed by some girls who claimed that it was spoiling their prostitution business. The girls were granted bail by the federal high court because they couldn't find any one who witnessed the homicide. Now our generation is paying the price for a crime we knew nothing about.

What to say to a girl would depend on how you meet her, the environment you meet her etc. For example lets say you met in a bus, then you can focus your discussion about buses, travelling any issues related to that aspect. You can frame up stories just to make her emotionally moved by telling her about a robbery you experienced while travelling to Lagos by night. She in return would tell you a framed story about how her sister, or brother or Aunty had a similar experience. And before you know it, you two are connecting; she would see you as an interesting person, you can go ahead and pull the rope longer and longer. But make sure it doesn't cut because if it does, all you've worked for would be in vain. Good luck.

@Raymon88. I agred with you.

What other reason would a man who is married give to propose to his ex. . . I think I have an idea. Lets say he's interested in that honey pot in between your legs. He simply can't do without it. So he would go any lenght in order to have a taste of it. Open your eyes so you won't fall into his lustful trap a second time.

I would tell her the truth. Darling, you look awful in that hair style, or you look awful in that out fit.

@Jules123. Lying is not an excuse in any relationship. If a girl truly loves you, then she should be bold enough to admit it to you rather than going from one lie to the other. And when you discover her dirty little secrete, she would claim that she did it because she was scared of loosing you.

Maybe there wansn't any power for her to charge her cellphone. Afterall we all know the way PHCN behaves these days.

@Poster. Good luck and happy hunting.

@Ika. My transformation into a female is the hand work of baba God. It shows that miracles still happen.

To be honest if I were to be in your shoes, I will flee from such a girl. If a girl who I wish to marry has been lying to me, and her mother isn't in support of our union, then I would forget about that about that family and get myself another girl. Love isn't worth dying for.

That guy is a jerk! He's worse than an animal. He has show clearly that a girls heart means nothing to him; what he's concerned about is just himself. I would suggest that girl(A) (though it would be hard for her) should forget about him and move on with her life. It makes no sense trying to revive a relationship you know is already dead.

Yea yea yea. Nigerian men are sweet, chewing gum, biscuit etc. But keep your eyes wide open because a good number of them are also victimizers.

@poster get realistic. You want a girl for marriage immediately as soon as possible. Do you know the meaning of marriage

I call her any name that comes into my head.

Jealousy is a sign of love. If someone doesn't love you, there's no way he or she would be jealous about the kinds of friends you keep. So from my own point of view, I think if a girl has a jealousy boyfriend, that means she's of great value to him.

@Topic. It's no big deal

I think it has to do with the up bringing of that child. Most girls these days are brought up by lukewarm parents; parents that don't really bother to look into their daughter's teenage lifestyle. So what else should one expect when such a girl gains addmission into higher institution? She would have all the freedom to display her characteristices.

@Tmoney11. Love might be wicked, but true love isn't wicked; its sacrificial, its enduring and it has no end.

I don't think its the hardest thing for me to do; because in relationships, there are no rules. If I love a girl, and she returns my love with betrayl by going after someone else, I would move on with my life. After all I haven't married her and we're not into any kind of oath so she has every righ to go for someone she feels is much better than me.

@Chimaroke chamotex, thou shall drink no strong wine for we're on a holy place. @Ika, Nne long time, how are the twins doing. @mr crackles, congratulations, you've gotten yourself a job with the Nigerian police. Tidy thy house for we shall come unto thine house to sup and celebrate with thee.