₦airaland Forum

isthatso:
be deceiving yourself there. Posterity has judged them with reelection. Keep voting for them and be reigning insults and complaining on the internet!

ALAGOGO007:
I know this is bizarre and weird, but as they say, one man food is another man poison. Have you ever thought about what goes down in the grave after death? Science says the human body starts decomposing 24-72 hours after death — the internal organs decompose. 3-5 days after death — the body starts to bloat and blood-containing foam leaks from the mouth and nose. 8-10 days after death — the body turns from green to red as the blood decomposes and the organs in the abdomen accumulate gas.

Isn't that terrible, my precious body will start hosting a multitude of maggots eating me up at will !. At first, I consider CREMATION, but something that I'm so sure about is, my family members will never allow that to happen to my dead body.

I wish that my dead body be burnt to ashes and never to experience decomposition, the only option left for me is to pray to be a victim of a plane crash, aside from decomposition Death in a high-impact plane crash is usually pretty quick and painless.

babzo:
Guys all this thing na acting.
Putin and Trump be padi for jungle. Iran na Putin boys. All na to help themselves.
Dem wan blow base yet dem give 6 hours warning!
Dem bomb base, no casualty yet Iran TV dey talk say 80 Americans killed.
Dem bomb US base, Oga Trump talk say " All is well".

These people go use all of una do MLM.

Oga Trump need street cred for im voters.
Iran need street cred for dem people.
Putin just arrange all.

EgunMogaji2:
Here's a recap of a story that I read some years back and what helps shape some of my decision.

The setting is a small fishing seaside village in Mexico.

An American CEO went there with his family for a vacation. On most morning the CEO would see a fisherman just sitting on his canoe drinking beer.

CEO: Hi. Sorry but I see you almost every morning here and you're relaxing drinking beer.

Fisherman: Si, Senor.

CEO: Why? Don't you have a job?

Fisherman: Si, Senor. I am a fisherman.

CEO: Then why aren't you out there fishing?

Fisherman: I fished all night and have caught enough fish for me to sell and for my Wife to cook.

CEO: Are there no more fishes in the water?

Fisherman: Of course there are millions more fishes Senor.

CEO: Then why do you stop? Get more boats, hire more people and fish 24 hours.

Fisherman: But why Senor?

CEO: So you can make more money, become a CEO like me.

FishermanL And then what Senor?

CEO: Then you can afford to bring your family to a seaside resort like this and have a vacation.

Fisherman: But Senor, my family and I are already living here in the seaside resort. I finish work in the morning and drink beers with my friends all afternoon.

To me there was a moral to the story and it applies to my life.

What do you think?

Expert17:
D same Ikorodu club dat beat ur Man city at home

Y didn't Arteta play d style against chelsea

goldensoul55:
Goodday everyone ,
I have been married to my husband for 8 years and we are blessed with 3 lovely kids , my husband cheats on me especially when I'm pregnant , I noticed it when I had my first child , the thing is , he does it so smoothly that he leaves no stone unturned , I knew he cheated, the signs were there but never had any concrete evidence .

Around February this year , I noticed that whenever we are about to make out, his joystick gets so soft , (soft like bread ),there is nothing we haven't tried ,the more we try ,the weaker it gets. We attributed it to stress, or maybe erection issues , I encouraged him to go to the hospital , but he never did. Fast forward to last September , I started having nightmares about a strange woman fighting me in my dreams that my husband is owing her and she would take her pounds of flesh on me and my kids , cos my hubby cannot "waste her oranges " I asked her what she meant by "waste her oranges "? She said I should ask my husband when I get home . I woke up from that dream at about 2am , I woke my husband up for prayers , after the prayers , I asked him if he was having any extra marital affairs , he denied , I said ok , at least do you know any orange seller ? Or did you by chance waste anyones'oranges , he said NO . And went back to sleep. Immediately he slept , I took his phone , checked if I could find any clue , there was none.

A month later I had a similar dream, this time around the face of the girl was clearer , and she was fuming with anger , i woke up ,ran to my pastor , he prayed with me and told me to keep praying , I started the midnight prayer programne on 18th of October to 24th December . On 25th of December my husband confessed to me that he has been cheating with various girls but there was a particular girl he slept with, that from the day he slept with that girl ,he noticed that he couldn't make love to me anymore ,he said he is not having weak erection like I thought that his joystick works on any other lady apart from me , he said he tried to end the relationship but he couldn't ,. Then he decided to stop sleeping with the said girl but she threatened him he would weep over his wife and kids , I asked him why he denied it even when God revealed it to me in my dreams , he said the girl is powerful and promised she would torment me ,and that he was confused and didn't know what to do.
Lest I forget , my husband and I haven't been able to make love since february this year . Yet he has been making love to other girls everyday of his life.whlie I was busy praying for God to heal hi.m and make him the complete man I once married , I never knew his evil side chick was punishing me and depriving me of enjoying my husband . How do I forgive this man ? I have taken my kids to my mums place to celebrate the new year , I am thinking of not returning back to the house .please Niaralanders I need matured advice on how to handle this situation , I am looking pale as a result of the emotional stress I have been through , I pray and fast everyday of my life for a man that doesn't mean well for me and my kids .
Sorry for the long post .
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Oriyomin25:
But if the news had read "Cardi B was seen avoiding body contact when she visited the strip club" I know that would have made u happy and you won't think twice b4 blaming Buhari for it abi? ALABOSI OSHI

exstreve:
To be honest, cardi potrayed the part of Nigeria Americans never seen on the news, I'm sure they're shocked how Africa got nice streets and even strip clubs, she was literally shouting 'this shit is like Disney land'

Some Americans in this century still believe Africa doesn't even have cell phones, internet or any shit, cos it's only bad news they see on the TV

I'm so proud

FunnyDude:
Ubunja thanks to you. Most people hate you alot but you're like a messiah to some of us. Sincerely.

This 21yr old chick I wanted to marry was a serial cheat. I'm taking good care of her steady.

I used a whatsapp hacking tool to check into her chats as a third party.

From what I saw....

She went to sleep with an old man yesterday. The man is even thanking for attending to him.


Guys please be alert.

Here is a shot of their chats...

Decolonel:
This I a serious habit you need to break. Otherwise, you will live your life full of regrets for not being able to save up money for your upkeep and your family needs.

This is what you to do:
Get a small saving box, you can either buy or meet a carpenter to construct one for you. Each day you have the urge to play bet, try to discipline yourself enough to put the money inside the saving box. Now listen, don't expect to quit betting instantaneously, trust me it won't work. Try to reduce the amount of money you bet per day. Then put the bigger amount in the saving box. By so doing, you would gradually stop betting and save yourself some shopping money for xmas

omotowo2:
Niggae I am sure you mean baby. As in virtual game, colour colour or ajansare.

Bro.. The day I stopped virtual was my best day in life. I naked myself in front of my wife and son, then took a Bible and open it. Then, I caused my life and said anyday I play virtual, may I die in the next seven days and it really worked like magic. I can't even remember the day it crossed my mind to play virtual.

I only stake on normal booking and I have been cashing out big time. I stake responsibly. The maximum amount I stake on a good day is #1000 and that's ten tickets bro.

Try and use the living God to swear and see how it will work for u. Off your clothes and take a Bible for the oath. Swear you should run mad or die before seven days if you ever bet again.


Sango can't work for you.

But Yoruba says OMODE BUROKO, OBOJUWEYIN....sango may still strike you though

Zoharariel:
I have been there before. Write the following quote boldly on a thick piece of paper, laminate it, keep it in your wallet and be reading it out loudly morning & night for the rest of your life.

"Gambling is the child of avarice, the brother of iniquity, and the father of mischief.” – George Washington

Elipsis:
I have no abroad story to share. Patiently waiting for God to pick up my calls.

I do have a Nigerian story to share to those abroad though.

There is no peace. There are no jobs. There is no food. There is no electricity. There isn't potable water. There are no good roads.
Police can pick you up at anytime of the day and label you a yahoo boy, and you end up spending years in prison...that's if they dont kill you first. Everyday, the government thinks of ways to tax the citizens.
We have a President who doesn't care.
We have a helpless Vice President. Our lawmakers only care about girls with big booty.
The courts, which should be the last hope is now the worst! Massive corruption has killed the judiciary.
The youths are confused. All they do is to argue on social media.
Tribalism and nepotism are the other of the day.

And of course, we have "Village People" that will hate you for no reason.

Nigeria has messed up our minds, we now glorify suffering.

Bottom line: If you are abroad and thinking of coming back, don't bother.

LearnITsmash:
A country with the highest number of people living in abject poverty, and you have have a clown buying a whites man car for 300 million, Nigerians and misplaced priorities

TheTourist:
NIGERIA POLICE INVESTIGATION DISCOVERY DEPARTMENT.......THUMBS UP

shilenji:
pogba in dubai training lyk there is no tomorrow, i pity the teams that clash with him wen he resumes duty.


lest i forget,wetin pogba no go see for midfield....... ��

Eartquake1:
Guess who this is

Eartquake1:
Bros no talk, Agu is the reincarnation of Zinadine Zidane