₦airaland Forum

What's the world turned to?
Pre marital sex has become a normal thing.
People dont even hide it any longer
On nairaland, its sex sex sex.

Judgement day should kuku come fast fast

Corona virus !!! I command you to locate all those that have embezzled these funds.
Do them bashu bashu
Do them basha basha

There's no reason why we can't manufacture the highly demanded ventilators in Nigeria. Our brothers in the east can fabricate it given the right support by the government.

If this is a rehearsal of things to come, then it's best that Rapture must carry everybody to heaven. If anyone is left behind, eehhh. No vaccine will be powerful enough. Stay at home orders will be ineffective, even your house will reject you. Those left behind will look for death but death will be on the run. Untold hardship and suffering.

Shebi this has revealed majority of the world's population are insolvent/bankrupt inspite of our busyness. Government can send palliatives through people's BVN. Hmmm.

Can't you see the stage is fully set? Global financial interconnectivity. Every platform is ready. Abeg wetin stop the implementation of the mark 666 after Rapture? The advantages plenty; nah govt go level ground for you. You become a global citizen. Visa will be abolished. You are ALLOWED everything. No inhibitions. You are certified flesh, flesh and flesh. But no redemption ever again. One is in Lake of fire forever.

It's before us. SOMEONE ELSE owns this world and HE said there's eternal life and eternal death. My belief is irrelevant.

Just one plague and our $1 billion churches are empty. It's great to build good edifices but for what purposes? It must not overshadow other pressing matters.. This one that God is telling every pastor to build a university and own a ministry aircraft(s) get as e be. Pastors/Churches are doing wonders now that It's a death sentence been a Christian. We know your worth but there's room for improvement because time is running out. God will give you more grace to shepherd.

Where are the super powers? All na shakara. We are all humans. super powers with the biblical clay feet mixed with iron. God should not be left out of our race for advancement.

Father we acknowledge that you are the ONE that sits on the circumference of the earth and we are like grasshoppers before you. Now that you have our attention, please grants our scientists breakthroughs and heal our lands in Jesus name Amen.

On the racism issues whether subtle or exposed, all you need to do is to make yourself valuable everywhere you are. Prove yourself in your field and try to stand out. Nobody will look down on you.

Self isolation to start by Wednesday.
Preparing for a total shutdown
Food loaded at home
Fuel loaded in car
Small cashally dey pocket
I can't even work from home with my kind of job.
So I hope to have the much needed rest before everything becomes normal again.

Elbow to elbow bump is not safe.
When you cough, you cough into your elbows. This means if you have been infected, you can transfer the virus (which can live on your cloth for a few hours) into your elbow-bumping partner. Who can have the virus move to his/her mouth the next time he coughs into his/her elbow.

JEmma1:
This is due to the hot weather conditions here, mind you we are about entering the rainy season.

We just have to explore every measures possible to stop the virus form going viral here

Don't spread false information, who told you the virus cannot spread in hot weather? This is a false claim that will make people relaxed and nonchalant.

See them laughing .
These people never know meeemeee

I dont even trust their diagnosis anymore.
Every man for himself for naija.

Okuda:
kokun is a forcking hypocrite. why is it only those that pop on videos he helps. why he no dey extend am to the commom beggars wey dey for street. lets not forget the bible say if you dey give with right hand no let left hand know say you dey give or help anybody. but this one go do video post am for social media. the supposedly mad man sef no like the attention. by the look on his fave you would know. some maad people would still come here to bash me and say "eh he is doing it to show and encourage others to also help the needy" or they would still say " which one you don give?". if youbare a christian or even a muslim lets not forget what the "holy books" says about giving and helping others. yeye!

Ode
How many people you don help?

SouthNigerian:
Imagine the Nigerian Soldiers dropping their arms saying they are overwhelmed by boko haram fighters.

Mumuric Doctors!

See your life..
Honestly you lack a functional brain.
You are just carrying an empty skull.
No content

Make una no fear
The world has been through worse pandemics in the past.

Nawa o
Corona virus has turned everybody into a molecular biologist overnight.
Well it's a free world sha.
Talk is cheap.

Just like the days of Noah
Seek the lord when you can still find him


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

Seek God when you can still find him
Tomorrow may be too late



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZJ6o_TV1Q

eyinjuege:
Well done to the Nigerian government
They are doing more than even the developed countries
Kudos to them.

How?
My brother you better thank God that the temperate climate of Nigeria is not suitable for the transmission of the virus. Outside this, I dont see anything the Nigerian government is doing that is MORE than developed countries.

Chaiii
Our ex-footballers don't look rich o
All of them look like people wey dey just dey hustle.
It's a pity they played when soccer was not this rewarding.
These days even a reserve goal keeper in Spain's second tie league is building mega structures in lekki.

So many hypocrites on Nairaland,
Cultism is not good, yes.
But we know that all these naija musicians are members. They even flaunt it on social media and everybody looks away.

Nawa o
This guy think say he popular like that.

The lion himself

How can you say we should not blame the government?

Some people just talk and post comments without reasoning.

Why were they elected onto office?

To collect free money and show off their Bentley and porsche.

To show off their new mansion in asokoro.

Infact one came to show off his 4 wives in the house of rep.

And people are dying everyday in Nigeria.
And someone is telling me not to blame the government.

Are we mad in Nigeria?
Are we blind?
Have we lost our senses?

Lives wasted like mosquito. Just like that.
Chaiii

Nigeria is gradually descending into a failed state. Kidnappings, armed robberies, militancy, etc.

The government cant protect its citizens and yet they are making policies that are making life harder for them on a daily basis.

I wonder what the life expectancy of an average Nigerian is now?

Even the little jobs people have to keep body and soul is being taken by the government. All the okada riders and keke riders have become jobless because someone wants to turn Lagos to Abu Dhabi in one year without making necessary provisions and palliatives.

All those supporting these evil policies because it's not affecting them yet, just keep supporting them. When the kasala begin burst, your eyes go clear.

Failed nation
I give up on you
Tufiakwa

Typical human being; selfish, self centered, 'e no konsain me' attitude.

I dont blame the politicians, they can do whatever they like with Nigerians when they are in office, it only takes 500 naira to win them back come next election.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01zvnAivCbU

Reminds me of one roundabout at CMS Grammar school, Bariga. In those days, some people will always place hundreds of naira coins as sacrifice every monday morning at the roundabout. Na their money students dey take buy ice water and agidi-jollof for breaktime, groundnut and Sisi-pelebe for the long walk home in the afternoon.

NGRsenate:
Baba he has been a billionaire before politics. Rest

Which kain and millionaire?
Show us the proof.
How many posh cars did he flaunt before politics?
How many mansions did he display on social media?

All hope is lost on Naija
Chai.... some fools will still be hailing him for this.
All these are wealth amassed from being in politics. Less than 200 people enjoying the wealth of 200 million Nigerians while hundreds of millions are languishing in extreme poverty.

Thank God nobody died.
Truth be told, if anyone had died, I can bet that it would have been a mumu follow follow adherent Nigerian youth. The Richman you are following up and down is in a bullet proof, 4WD, tear_leather SUV while you are packed like sardine in a jalopy dyna all because of 1k. I pity your life.