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joker.

A very nice piece.

Good morning.

Dunno which is worse....a terrible attempt at subtitle or the delay btw the speech/sounds and the scene itself..as in dem don talk finish 10secs before the actual scene plays out...

Personally I dont mind subtitles if its correct..When the audio isn't clear, I'd rather have a subtitle.

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I just raised a shitstorm and will soon gonna get banned
Before I do, let me wish warm wishes to:
Mrsp.hyno
Iamle.gend
Jonai.fame22
Crea.mish
Jimic.oker
Deck.er
Pre.ttythicksme
Punk.y veer
Suga.rbee
Love you guys stay frost

An icy xmas to u too darl!

Hmm...

I hate tragedies but they always remind u of the reality of life. Its Inevitable..

kosplateau:
They do but it is like it gonna kill them. I watched a 38-yr-old first-time mom with her pregnancy and realised it is a drag on everything.

Even below 30, the risk of maternal mortality is there once the woman has BP issues. Granted, its relatively safer before 30 but that should not be the reason why one should be pushed into a marriage that she may not even survive to see the child grow.. The divorce rate as well as murder of spouse these days is pretty scary and worrisome..

sweatlana:
I'm a lady. This guy spoke the truth. I have five daughters and I will encourage them to marry as soon as the leave school which is 22/23. That's the best time to be married. Natural made it that way. A woman at 30 has her best child bearing days behind her.

R u trying to say women 30 years & above can't bear children? Don't be in a hurry to push ur daughters into a marriage that will end in divorce or worse..death..all in the name of " my kids must marry early". This generation is totally different from that of our fathers'.

I'm not an advocate of "enjoy life to the fullest" before marriage... I just don't support marriage for the wrong reasons..eg age,peer pressure, financial status etc.

Cutehector:
dats not enough i think.... People quarrel everyday.

Dispute reasons and mental status at time of quarrel differ BTW each quarreling couple. Some quarrels are fatal while others don't last the night.

Don't ever underestimate a quarrel.

Cutehector:
Something must hv led to it happening

Incessant quarrels.. Wife more successful than hubby.. Its in d writeup..

The dress has too much going on...

Cc: joywendy what D'u think?

iamkingzlee:
Name: Kingsley


Age: "95"


Occupation: Student


Are you single, dating or married: It's complicated....


Those u like on Romance Section:

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): Bbsh.aron, Sandrah.naub, creamish, Marie.olae

I'm flattered. Thanks.

Girl,

Don't let anyone force you to get married at 27 if you are not ready. You don't have your mind made up yet so marriage should be far from your thoughts now.

You don't want to get into a lifetime commitment wit someone who's likely to cause u misery simply because u Dint do the proper thing by getting to know the person properly.

Forget about the fact that Daniel wants to wait for 2years. He might change his mind before then or even wed after then...everything depends on history/time. Don't let the "2years" or "I must marry at 27" be a deciding factor cos once ur married, reality sets in. Its not all rosy. You should try to marry a friend, someone your sure will bring out the best in you. If You don't want to experience depression, allow time help you decide.

Pray and fast. You can never go wrong wit God. Allow your guts/ instincts help u decide. When u sense some doubts in any of the suitors, don't dismiss it in a hurry based on the time factor, age factor, physical attraction, financial status etc. Explore your doubt and be sure u are convinced that u can deal wit it before u move forward wit him.

At the end of the day, it may not be Joe or Daniel... Might be Alex or Kevin . Just give urself the time to make the right choice.

Kachisbarbie:
Gbam!
That's the only comma I see too o.

Distance is a barrier, see cake just dey fridge dey waste. issorite, some day I will eat that cake.

Don't worry luv.. I owe u a cake so if we ever meet, put that on my tab.

jeje123:
u may have account wit oda bank but try to be wise secretly is not allowed anywia and marry a co-worker in d same bank is possible but dat couple will not bear d same surname yes ask anybdy

not in all banks oooo... It is allowed in a bank iv been mentioning. U can get married and bear the same name.. its allowed in the HR policy.

Kachisbarbie:
Happy birthday in arrears. Where cake?

I think the Op should have said some banks, but looking at it holistically these rules work in lots of banks.
He clearly stated that it's the standard, it doesn't mean there are no exceptions or rules are not broken. After all, how many bankers can look their Internal control in the face and admit having numerous accts or side businesses?

hahaha... Ur cake dey fridge.

Yeah ..he shuld have said some banks. U can't run a business in my bank...it's an outright sack. The only comma I had with his write-up is the marriage thingy. Every other thing makes sense. Some cannot be done boldly..eg tips.

darkenedrebel:
I noticed.. same here.. but hey, Christmas is just around the corner. .you'd get the much deserved break soon ...

Yeah...but we don't get to take leave during Christmas here so ...


ah well..

c'est la vie..

dazzlingd:
over sabi is not good for you oo.
what the op said is 100% valid, those are the standards for bank employees.

Anything otherwise are jst cases of people bending the rules.

Like I pointed out, the MARRIAGE issue is not applicable in all banks. It is very much allowed in Keystone. Both of you can marry and remain in the bank.

darkenedrebel:
wow. ..where have you been?

Hey u.. Iv been hella bizzy...damn I need a long vacay!

maximunimpact:
u have no idea about what you are saying.....those who indulge in having many accounts are doing it at their own risk and it is illegal. as for business I wrote it should not interfer with the bank job, where in the right up did you see thou shall not do any other business? your comments about marriage truly exposed your ignorance on banking matters.

YOU CANNOT MARRY YOUR CO-WORKER: This may not be news to you anyway, relationships are permitted among employees, albeit with slight oversight; but when it is tilting towards marriage, one of the pairs may have to consider resignation. There is nothing to worry about this buddy, it’s all about protecting our money, you never can tell what happens between husband and wife because the bond is so strong that the bank cannot contain.



FALSE. U can marry in Keystone bank and still remain in the bank with your partner. Your sibling can also work in the same bank with you. This policy does not apply to all banks sir.

iamkingzlee:
Happy Birthday, Creamish!!!! God bless you richly. Where's the turnup at?

Thanks dear.. my crib oo..

Happy birthday to all my awesome birthday mates born today. Have a fab day!

cc: dmcdad
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Freemanan:
You watch The Originals ?

Been a long while I did.... why?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I'd like to give a new mo th shout out
to my homies
the legendary Iamlegend
Fuckshit
the lovely Creamish
Mrsphyno I feel ya

the baddest
Punkyveer
Cutehector
jimicoker
jonaifame22

I luv y'all. stay awesome.

Thanks luff! Happy new month too!!

TF??!!

gamaliel121:
I know..buh what makes her think beyounce had a tummy tuck?

Well I dunno...but it's readily available & affordable for her as an option.

gamaliel121:
Which tummy tuck?
Ok let's leave celebs and come back here. My neighbour has six boys and she thesame.
Very slim.
so without tummy tuck..our women can still be as they were after giving birth..

Not everyone is wired same way. Some will never add weight no matter how many kids they drop and what they gobble up. Don't assume same rule applies to all women.

PunkyVeer:
You mentioned Beyonce. You can't compare an average woman's body to that of someone with a plastic surgeon on speed dial. There's no contest. However, there's no excuse for letting yourself go.

Yeah.. I believe if U want a good body, U need to work hard and get disciplined to get it. Some ladies are just lucky...no matter what they eat or the number of kids they have, they remain very slim. Iv a couple of friends like that. I hate them! lol