₦airaland Forum

rokiatu:
Stefan have joined caroline in turning his humanity off. They both can now party hard, kill people and have wild sex.

The writers are losing it no more storyline. Thank God for empire atleast I have something better to watch.

timunstopable:
eeyah soweee oo didnt know u had issues

jordanice007:
Just still wandering why he was embarrased. Sis, He was almost crying. For a lady like you to start consoling a guy, you suppose know say water don pass garri

sinaj:
na u guyz cause am nau...

wah du xpect wen u av degraded gelz wid little or no twin planet..

slimzypink:
even without the pad my butt is bigger, flaunts butt

TheAgba:
Which butt are you talking about miss ?
Is it the butt /booth of a racing car ?
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Viewed your photo, but couldn't recognize the "bigger butt" or "jeep booth".

tintingz:
Really?? I can see your bigger butt.

*Irony*

jordanice007:
This Happened to me on Tuesday.

I walked into a name withheld Pharmaceutical stores and met one of the sales rep there. I asked for Duracell batteries (in exact words "Do you have Duracell", then she replied by directing me to the appropriate corner in the store. I thanked her and proceeded. When i got to the place she directed me to, i asked the sales rep there too the same question and he replied which size?. I replied big and small. To my suprise, he brought me a pack of Durex(both small and big). I was like dude Duracell and Durex resemble each other, you come even bring different sizes, them tell you say i be p**n artiste say i dey go location abi. The guy felt embarrassed.The Lady beside me was the one consoling him. I was like damn this guy fall my hand seriously. I just bought my battries and left.
I still dont know why he felt embarrased cause i think i should be the one to feel embarrassed.

Pls i want to know if i did anything wrong oooo so i can go and beg Him.

lordthree:
because na application letter i day write abi? youre not worth punctuations, maybe if you were relevant id put in more effort but youre not.

by the way feel free to highlight more words without apostrophes its good to see you putting those dead brain cells to work, mr not so logically minded.

MsPat:
Tiwa = Beyonce?!

CHM11:
What is wrong with women self?...is this an issue to be discussing... The guy is married!!!....forget his stupid threat, he can't do anything, if the threats continue arrest the idiiiiot...

There's no issue to discuss here my dear...

badassProdigy:
yeah may be: u must be a hair stylist...?

jeffizy:
[color=#004400] We have our bad hair days too.
Unfortunately, unlike the ladies, he has to wait for a while to get a better one done. [/color]

badassProdigy:
d0pe shiit

handsomeness:
Yeah, during the 2GO days, I meet one on a fateful day. I wasn't even expecting to see her. It was as if she appeared from thin air.
And when I entered my own house to saw her face to face, I chickened out completely. You know that feeling of "Oh my God " you suddenly have when something totally unexpected present itself to you? Believe me I had that feeling that day. Come and see spiritual goose pimples and sweating.

lool what a funny day it was. But nevertheless it turned out good in the end. We discussed, I got to know her better and we ended up becoming good friends.
But to sum it all up, there are good people online. Relationship can be built from there too.

What about you, have you met ANY PERSON online, physically?

Blackett:
Like I always say, the realest people on nairaland are quiet. They aren't loud and in your face. It's easy to spot fake people. Like when that seriousbabe _idiot came along, people knew it was fake. So many of them like that. It's applicable to guys as well.

Like OP said, monitor any one you're interested in very well before making contact.

KingTom:
I am sure observing a lot of things here o

D1ck:
Why did God created fools?

rokiatu:
good members manh good people are leaving ediots are coming.

Gone are the fun and good days of nairaland.

bassette:
i cant agree with u more...the kinda posts u c coming from people these days just hmmm...outright display of childish n silly rolled togeda lol..wia,all my matured peeps gone...i stumbled on Odunnu,checked her out n found out last she was here was april 2013 n my hrt sank...u try dat u still come arund..kudos

Aprime:
To Whom It Made Concern:

List subjected for verification.
Please do not fly off to CONGO yet.

Kachisbarbie:
[size=15pt]still on STICK-SHIFT things [/size]

Congoooo!
Holy Grail!!!
7'1 ?___ unripe plantain @work.

Everything 'bout Chinese/Koreans just short sha.

I think there should have been pictures, I don't really know how this measurement works.

Akin1212:
Only about 20% of Nigerians are geniuses, I'm obliged to believe every nairalander is part of the. 20%. Well this is a chance to prove me right or wrong
Incase you get the answer correctly and have stumbled across the quiz before please indicate.

But this is a real chance to test your CRITICAL THINKING ABILITY.

The quiz goes thus

'Mr ryan went to the market with his dog, he rode on a horse to the market, yet walked. The horse name is victory and the dog was from south africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?'