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DonDiego:
Girls are also called Kelechi. Other names which both girls and boys bear include: Ngozi, Uche, Chima, Tochi, Azuka, Chika, Chidi, Ifeanyi, Chimezie, Buchi, Ebube etc

Funny enuff, I know 2 girls with the names Obinna & Chijioke... I asked Obi d reason behind her name and shez like "My folks were expecting a boy. They made preps for a boy and decided to stick wit it"

baffah96:
Lmao that's really awkward

IKR!!

zick19:
Good: A babe you've been willing to lash visited you while you were home alone.
Bad: You persuaded her for good 2hours before she agree.
Ugly: As you were about to start the main ministration, your real babe shows up.....
This shi.t happened to me few weeks ago

oops.. so.....wat happened?

@OP...Wish the thread could be moved to Forum Games section tho... cc: farano

- After watching a WWE, big bro wuld round us up for some LIVE replay...

- Used to play school teacher and I used to flog my neighbours kids...well..datz wat they did to us in school too so..

- Used to climb trees to pluck orange and sell dem.

- Used to play soccer with bottle cork..

Maximeo:
Guys,
An uncle has a bank account which has been dormant for a decade now, with old account number (not the 10-digit NUBAN), doesn't he have a chance of reactivating it?

Anybody with experience please please respond. Thank you

Let ur uncle visit the bank and give them the old number. They can get the NUBAN for him. It dosn't stop the reactivation.

nice ensemble.. kinda like this one best..

7. Good: You give a sex talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting. :O
Ugly: With corrections.


Herez mine..

Good: U just scored a goal
Bad: Ur teammates are mad at u
Ugly: U scored ur own net

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God rest his soul.

lalasticlala:
really?

U dint know? Shocked ..

bukatyne:
@ bold: Learn to converse without insults

Y don't u teach me? ....

bukatyne:
@bold:

'I am really finding it extreeemely difficult to see the difference between what you just said and what I said'

STFU!! U dis arrant nonsenstical mama of a billion newts!

bukatyne:
Keep looking, you will find it

*now adjusting goggles*

Blackett:
A guest cannot read diaries, you dumbass troll. Log out now and try to, and see how your dumb lie has been exposed!

Valid point there...

1miccza:
What other procedures abeg??

procedure or examination?

bukatyne:
Not always true

He might have seen something in her that his love for handsful pales in comparison

If the guy has given her no reason to doubt him, then I tm they are good

I would rather she leaves him If she is uncomfortable than string him along

Im rily finding it extreeeemely difficult to see the difference btw wat u just said and what i said...

Emaprince:
keep quiet!
Why do girls like tall guys and men with six packs,big d1cks,broad shoulders etc? Any girl that loves these attributes must cheat whenever she come across guys that are endowed according to you.
There are physical attributes men cherish in women just as women loves some attributes in men.if your bf's short,or maybe his d1ck is small,I'm sure you'lll be wishing he had it the way you wanted.facial beauty is oldschool and doesn't move nothing.that's why Its not good to fall for a girl by seeing just an ordinary picture where she painted her face very well.if you don't have a good bosoms and asss,then what makes you a woman?

Keep quiet as well...cos datz ur opinion on d matter...not mine.

.....atleast ur getting to know his tots...hez not hiding it... he'd most likely cheat on u with someone whoz better endowed... Hez d type u dont take too seriously. Save urself d heartache.


Im hoping derz sth about u dat he'd skip bigger b00bs for...else, change lanes sis.

immortalvoices:
You might as well get some" likes" in you new updated pix...what a way to announce your presence

Lolz...na fight?

continentalceo:
And this Yeroba Nairalanders Gon hate!

maaft:
he meant giving him money or having sex with him

See y i dint bother to find out what he meant? I ignored and carried it over..

Optimisticgondy:
Thanks Sister.. Its over a year now and i still have the teller with me; the money was sent when she first entered and needed some change. There's no GTB branch in the country she is.

I know there wont be a GTB where she is cos she is abroad. She can communicate with the contact center via email. U need to get the email addy of GTB contact center and send it to her so she can write them. They will respond to her with an advice on the way forward.

Even after 1 year, your money is not lost.

Then again...it all depends on the Standard Operating Procedure of GTB..

Generals02:
Lol good you are satisfied now. You wanted a graphic description of how it isn't fun prying into pregnant females' private and someone has given it.

Thanks for making me almost throw-up right now.

get used to d paper work now b4 u get to see the real deal.

omicron:
Physiological changes in pregancy are almost always there. The dimensions of the changes, of cos, will vary between individual.

It is not a question of hygene, far from it. It is same way the vaginass always have their characteristic odours, each being different from another.

The reaction of the lactic acid produced by the "good" bacteria in it with other substances including cervical discharges, sweat from special sweat glands know as apocrine glands (similar to those under the armpit) help to produce vaginal odours.


In pregnancy, these things become exagerated, plus the extra mucus, the show etc, and in labour the liquour and blood.

So, yes, it is general.

(Note that i have not mentioned how bad hygene (which is very common in pregnancy) can make this even more unpleasant)

thanks.

DinhoMVP:
Mr. Alozie of the Political Science Department of Abia State University Uturu Seized my results in Political Economy and Marxism and forced me to carry them over simply because I didn't buy the text books he didn't author but was selling for Prof. Ajah He also dealt with me in my project...I am still waiting for him in future #Nemesis

LOLz... nwanne.. ABSU dealt with u too?

omicron:
Not to sound unprofessional, thd pregnant vaginna is rather repulsive, all thanks to the physiological changes he talked about.

The hormonal changes help to alter the smell of it, most times making take on a characteristically pungent odour that can easily induce nausea and vomittin. The extra vaginal discharges, the normal thick mucus, the blood, the "show", the characteristically malodourous liqour, these things make the experience of examination of the obstetric patient somewhat unpalatable.

But no one is to blame. It is all normal, even if not pleasant.

The doctors are professional, most times they do not see "vaginass". In the gynae room, it is usually a diseased tissue, in the labour room, it becomes a birth canal. And nothing more, except of cos, in the bedroom.

I have resisted to urge to vomit many times during an obsteric exam. If I did, I might have been severely disciplined for that is unethical. Those who watch Grey's Anatomy series will understand more.

I also do not blame the public. It is almost impossible to really understand the medical world or medical practice.

Exactly wat i asked for. I doubt alot of women are aware of this cos frankly, hubbyz never say anything different. They always make u feel good. Hmm...dat bad ehn?

Thanks for the info.

BTW, is this change general?

@Kaeycea ... now how hard was it to explain it dis way?

tosyne2much:
please i dont understand the bolded.. Could you pls shed more light ?

Datz exactly wat he said...I dint bother asking him what he meant. U can go ask him tho.. Ben Ogbonna ABSU.

dafil22:
My project supervisor gave me a C. Can u beat dt? Afta all d suffer to work on it

I don't even want to go down dat memory lane... Got a C cos i refused to sleep with my supervisor.. dat toad!

I was so sure I wuld ace my Yr1 Statistics exam cos maths has always been one of my fave subjects. The lady who dubbed from me had a "B". I got an "F". I went to meet the Lecturer to inquire on the reason and he smiled and said "U know wat to do naa.."

....well... I dint do it and he failed me.

I carried it over and Aced it in my 2nd year (with a diff lecturer).

Kx:
I spoke from what I have personally experienced with gtb atm over the last 3days.

Then you shuld take it up with the Head of Operations of your bank at any branch close to u.

alutacontinua:
I feel like giving guy A an e-slap
Dafuq does that even mean?
*in my mfm voice* Op, repeat after me....every element of time wasters in my life, die by fire!!!

If you know you wanna marry, biko, go with the guy who knows what he wants and get it over with, guy A is the type that we call long thing

very funny. Nice response too.

@OP.... Dont let "MARRIAGE" be the theme/subject/focus of ur relationship or ul be out of it quicker than it took u to get into it. Get to know whoever u date as best as u can to ascertain if he is someone u can spend all ur life with. Confusion is a cue to have a rethink.

Kx:
The Atm charge is pure fraud.
When dey reintro it dey said N65 charge after the 3rd withdrawal.
Today, use GTB Atm on another bank, it milks u N65 even on d first withdrawal.

We are back to d days of looking for ur bank Atm to use d bank's Atm card.
And we are supposedly in transformation abi?? Smh

It shuldn't be on the 1st withdrawal. Go thru ur statement properly. U have a right as a customer to contest it as it is against the CBN policy.

Optimisticgondy:
Please someone should tell me what I don't know o. A sister is abroad and
I went to deposit money into her GTB account but she couldn't withdraw this money thru ATM as her balance was showing 0 naira. I went to make complaint at her bank only to be told that her account had become dormant. Up till now, she's still abroad and we believe the money will be in the account. Are you telling me this money I went to deposit when her account was dormant won't be credited to her account?

Someone pls explain to me o.

Hi,

If the money is not in her account, there is a warehouse where it will be kept pending when the account is reactivated. Your money is not lost. I want to believe that you still have your copy of the deposit slip you used to make the deposit? There are 2 options u may want to explore here:

1. Request for a refund of your deposit since it is yet to be posted. Go along with ur valid ID and your copy of the deposit slip. When refunded, credit any active account she has (hoping she has a mastercard linked to that account).

2. There must be a way for the account to be reactivated even while she is abroad. It can be routed through the bank's contact center. A copy of the reactivation docs will be forwarded to her to be filled and signed and the account will be reactivated (if all other reqs are made available..depending on the type of account nwayz)

U need to engage the Manager on this. No need to panic.

whizqueen:
How many dormant account is fund left in?

Ul be surprised. Some run into hundreds of millions.

kaeycea:
U seek an explanation likely to involve medical jargon that may nt be meaningful to U..
I suggest u take note of ur private part now u're nt pregnant & then get pregnant...
Continue to monitor it urself during d course of ur pregnancy. Keep an eye on it days b4 labour, during labour IF U CAN, and then after labour.. After then U'll appreciate d Dr for touching it..

Is that d best u can do to explain the distortion? lolz... plz... oblige me with the "medical jargon"... Im all "eyes". Ur words make the VJ seem all "amoeba-ish" during pregnancy & frankly, its rily news to me.

kaeycea:
and then after labour.. After then U'll appreciate d Dr for touching it..

..appreciate d doc..like hez doing me a favour...lolz..Is dat procedure free-of-charge? SMH..

The name suits her....



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