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CrimeRe: Three ‘One Million Boys’ Gang Beaten And Set Ablaze In Lagos (Graphics Photos) by cricifixo: 12:33pm On Apr 21, 2020
Very good, kill them all.

I had an instant erection immediately i saw the news
CrimeRe: PHOTOS: Thieves Caught, Beaten 'Dirty' In Mushin by cricifixo: 7:43am On Apr 21, 2020
I don't understand, why are they still breathing naaa??
PropertiesRe: House For Sale by cricifixo(op): 8:53am On Apr 20, 2020
Sitting on a full plot of land
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Affordable
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Call now
PropertiesHouse For Sale by cricifixo(op): 8:50am On Apr 20, 2020
House for sale in okeafa Lagos with Cert of Occupancy

N34M asking price

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Christianity EtcRe: It's So Hard Practising Envagelism As A Single Female by cricifixo: 9:21am On Apr 19, 2020
If you appear as you are in ur profile picture to envangelise to me, babes i will fvck repentance into you
Rozz:
The primary responsibility of an envagelist is to preach God's words, telling people simply and clearly what God says about his messengers and what He has done for us all. It is the duty of an envangelist to deliver God's message and be faithful to every word.

However it is a difficult task for single ladies who have passion for evangelism. Most of the opposite sex do not really have interest in your message but romance and believe me some can go to any length for this.

No doubt I have passion for evangelism but my pastor has advised me against it as it brings everything controversial for all the moves I have made towards it, even online is not left out.

Pastors in the house, do you think I should give up this passion? Am I going against God's passion in me if I stop?
CrimeRe: Scores Feared Killed As Bandits Attack Katsina Villages by cricifixo: 7:44am On Apr 19, 2020
And they keep on killing even in the midst of corona virus
PoliticsRe: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by cricifixo: 9:56pm On Apr 17, 2020
Bros Rivers is not a south east state, go back to your note books
Nyamuriflathead:
Weed Smoking, Tobacco sniffing and coccaine licking governor. Always hyperactive and hyperventing

And was he making reference to the South East governors when he alluded that some governors were going to pay homage to Buhari For favors? how kom there's no vocal governor like wike in the whole of south east?

Like for cowardice Share for Respect
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Bust Notorious Car Snatching Group, Arrest Female Weapons Keeper by cricifixo: 6:40am On Apr 16, 2020
Those guns are under utilized
AutosRe: 2011 HYUNDAI SONATA Tokunbo For Sale Check Out Pictures by cricifixo: 7:50am On Apr 15, 2020
Which pictures?
smrichard22:
2011 tokunbo Hyundai sonata for sales check out pictures. buy and take home. location Lekki VGC
RomanceRe: Pls How Can I Stop My Girlfriend From Double Dating by cricifixo: 6:39am On Apr 13, 2020
You can't stop her bro....just flow with the groove & maybe u might get d opportunity of a fantastic 3some
tilampa:
Hello house pls advice me how can I stop my girlfriend from double dating
GamingRe: PES 2020 Mobile League by cricifixo: 9:11pm On Apr 10, 2020
Interested
FamilyRe: My Husband Gets Drunk, Defecates In My Pots, Woman Tells Court by cricifixo: 11:10pm On Apr 09, 2020
The bearers of that name "Tokunbo Okunade" must be heavy chest beaters infact kingkong dey learn chest beating where dem dey
emmabest2000:
Defecating into their food plates inside their shops in balogun market after lunchtime is norm for them, after market time them go wash away the poop and use the same plate for next day lunch shocked

Everyone knows that grin
PoliticsRe: What Did You Receive As Stay-At-Home Relief Package In Your Area? by cricifixo: 4:05pm On Apr 07, 2020
I dey isolo, with this lockdown i got the opportunity to meet people i never knew existed in my area so i was left with no other option but to do the needful
Saynotoapc:
Which area you dey, report asap.
For here the lockdown is real.
We are all Hot down here.


I fit come replace you for three days ?
PoliticsRe: What Did You Receive As Stay-At-Home Relief Package In Your Area? by cricifixo: 4:00pm On Apr 07, 2020
Yea kpekus well received
Philipsdael:
After spending the whole of March at high sea, coming to jetty now this is the only thing I need from a non corona kpekus
PoliticsRe: What Did You Receive As Stay-At-Home Relief Package In Your Area? by cricifixo: 12:09pm On Apr 07, 2020
I recieve kpekus tire grin
RomanceRe: Will She Ever Forgive Me: Please Help by cricifixo: 8:51pm On Apr 04, 2020
Do exactly what she'd do if the tables were turned nigga undecided
futuregovernor:
I was surprised to see my babe this morning, because of the lockdown. We chat and talk normal on phone,didn't know she plan paying me a surprise visit this morning.

She caught me red handed with her junior colleague this morning,the babe has been with me since last week Tuesday,I asked her to always stayed indoor because I got some shit gossiping forum call neighbors. I don't know how they got to find out,maybe they call my babe,I wonder how she got a vehicle from mainland to island.

I didn't know she was the one, because it was early, thinking it was my beg beg neighbor. She got inside and was flabagasted,she left after staring at us for more than 5 minutes,she didn't say anything.....,no movement,were could she be! my eyes are red,she has been with me for 6 years now. our TM coming up by October. Please advice me,say something,do I still have a chance,will she come back!
PoliticsRe: Closure Of All Anambra State Land Boundaries by cricifixo: 9:02pm On Mar 29, 2020
So damn niggarrr is oshiomole's brother, damnnn niggarrr........X3
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice one
Edo state should do the same
Close everything

Na only two case we don record for Edo
SportsRe: Helenius Warns He Is Coming: I Would Beat Anthony Joshua! by cricifixo(op): 2:19pm On Mar 26, 2020
That guy looks like he's not joking around
SportsHelenius Warns He Is Coming: I Would Beat Anthony Joshua! by cricifixo(op): 6:10pm On Mar 24, 2020
Heavyweight contender Robert Helenius is flying high after winning a WBA eliminator with an unexpected knockout victory over undefeated top contender Adam Kownacki.

Helenius dropped Kownacki twice, before stopping him in the fourth round at Barclays
Center in Brooklyn, New York.

Helenius believes he is one win away from potentially getting in line for a world title crack at WBA, IBF, WBO, IBO heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua.

Helenius is very familiar with Joshua, as the two boxers have sparred with each other in the past.

The Viking Warrior was shocked when Joshua was dropped four times and stopped inside of seven rounds back in June 2019. Joshua got revenge in the rematch, which took place in December, with a dominant twelve round unanimous decision.

"I think it would be a very interesting fight [against Joshua]," Helenius told Sky Sports, "I would like that very much. It would be fireworks and tactics, of course, but I think it would be a very, very interesting fight for me.

"I was very surprised that he got knocked down [by Andy Ruiz Jr]. He made mistakes, but he did well in the second fight. Ruiz and me are very different fighters. We are the same height, Anthony and me. I've been there in a sparring camp with him. I have nothing personal against him, he's a very good guy. I think very highly of him and I like him a lot, but I think I would beat him."
Helenius credits his recent success for being able to fight without any type of injuries.

"I think it's because I've been training injury-free for a couple of years now. I had a lot of problems after my shoulder injury and shoulder operation. Dealing with a lot of problems with hand operations and stuff like that. I was sick, I had a lung disease, and I think I'm bouncing back," Helenius said.

"I hope I will get the biggest fight. I don't really care who I'm fighting next, so I'm going to be ready for whoever comes in my way."

Source: https://www.boxingscene.com/helenius-warns-he-coming-i-beat-anthony-joshua--147818

RomanceRe: Funniest Thing You Did When You Were High by cricifixo: 10:19am On Mar 16, 2020
kestolove95:
I thought I was inside room when I was pulling my jeans until my friend held my hand nd took me inside room
was ur friend a guy wink
CrimeRe: Anambra Police Command Parades 122 Persons For Various Crimes - Pictures by cricifixo: 9:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
Which one be spider car kwa huh huh
BlackBuhari:
Anambra state police command has today the thirteenth March, 2020, paraded one hundred and twenty-two crime suspects at the Police Headquarters in Awka.

The suspects who ara from eighteen to forty-five years were arrested and paraded for various degrees of crime including armed robbery, murder, cultism, impersonation, among others.

Items recovered from the suspects are Toyota Rav4, Sienna 2009, Spider car, and Lexus RX330, among others.

Exhibits recovered include fifteen firearms, over two thousand live cartridges eight daggers, fabricated guns, eleven machetes, nine battle axes, among others.

Source: https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1619514711537250&set=pcb.1063553327375274&type=3&theater
CrimeRe: 'I F*cked My Blood Sister 3 Times. Sex With Relatives Isn't Wrong' - Nigeria Man by cricifixo: 11:43am On Mar 09, 2020
Nostradamus:
you've done such before?
many have done it while still young and exploring their sexuality. I've even caught siblings doing it under the staircase when we were kids.
Its wrong though and that man should just be ignored
LiteratureRe: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 7:07am On Mar 09, 2020
Waiting for the account details millie dear
JOSHDIAMOND28:
Drop ur acc detail let give our own quota.
pls the loverz of this swt story let help her with any amt
SportsRe: Ronaldinho And Brother Appear In Paraguayan Court In Handcuffs by cricifixo(op): 7:01am On Mar 09, 2020
Dude is worth $100m...na you finish him money undecided
michlins:
If don't manage fame and money well, this might be where you will get yourself

Money don finish
SportsRonaldinho And Brother Appear In Paraguayan Court In Handcuffs by cricifixo(op): 8:25pm On Mar 08, 2020
ASUNCION, Paraguay (AP) — Former soccer star Ronaldinho and his brother were taken in handcuffs to a courthouse in Paraguay on Saturday following their arrest for allegedly entering the country with falsified documents.

Prosecutors are seeking to extend the detention of 39-year-old Ronaldinho and brother Roberto Assis, while defense lawyer Sérgio Queiroz says they should be freed because they are not a threat or flight risk.

The Brazilian brothers were arrested Friday night in a hotel in Asunción, Paraguay's capital, and accused of using false Paraguayan ID documents.
Queiroz had said Ronaldinho, the 2002 World Cup winner and former Barcelona star, was preparing to take a flight back to Rio de Janeiro, where he lives, shortly before the arrests.

Ronaldinho and Assis had said they went to Asunción for business reasons.

The former footballer and his brother said the documents were offered as a gift by a Brazilian businessman, Wilmondes Sousa Liria, who has been jailed.

Ronaldinho's passport was seized in November 2018 because of a lawsuit over alleged environmental crimes. Authorities said the former Barcelona star did not have the necessary environmental license to build a fishing platform on the shores of the Guaiba river in his hometown of Porto Alegre. With unpaid damages of $2.1 million, Ronaldinho's passport was seized, along with that of his brother, to prevent him from traveling.

In September of last year, however, the star reached a deal with prosecutors and got his documents back. It was not immediately clear why he and his brother did not use their Brazilian documents for the trip to Paraguay.

Source: https://www.yahoo.com/news/handcuffed-ronaldinho-brother-appear-paraguayan-153439631.html

CrimeRe: Man Bags 14-years Imprisonment For Attempting To Rape Own Daughter by cricifixo: 6:04am On Feb 28, 2020
As in his own daughter shocked i am not understanding abegi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (3 - 2) - On 24th February 2020 by cricifixo: 9:13pm On Feb 24, 2020
Ehya
Martinez39s:
As far as I concerned, liverpool are not my champions. angry
RomanceRe: How Did You Man Up And Express Your Feelings To Your Crush by cricifixo: 2:55pm On Feb 09, 2020
I fvcked here straight up before i even had the chance to ask her undecided

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