You've said it all

lilbarracuda:
There's a shrew in your room

As long as they are killing each other.....nice one guys

Why will she break his windsreen, make d man panel beat sense into her head jor

Yea, including ur dad right?

Christinaog:

Men are scum

That's why i don't start what i cannot finish like allowing people charge phones in my place when i start my gen.
Just tell him you won't share with him anymore.
You shouldn't be friends with someone like that bro trust me.
I was friends with 2 guys like that but when i looked at the fact that those guys have nothing to contribute to my growth (even good advice) i had to let dem go.
Yes they see me as a bad guy but i became a much better man when i left them

Okoro nwanne m ndewo.
Abeg i have a 2013 citroen jumper dat just arrived from germany.
My question is whether dis brand of citroen is ideal for delivery & cargo transportation and i hope its not dat problematic

OkoroPeugeot:


Scanned?

Fixed?

But bros are you not tribalistic yourself going by ur write up

NGpatriot:
....but lazy no ambition Nigerian youths especially ipob youths don't want to hustle, they want PMB to put money in their pocket while they sit and waste away their future peddling hatred, bitterness and tribalism on social media.


Hard work pays..

I think amaka has to give me back all d earth shaking, ground breaking orgasms i gave her all dis years

Bros if u still buy g.nut N20 for ur area...then ur side good be that o

OlawaleBammie:
What hope does the future hold for we g/nut na d garri bachelors, see the #20 naira groundnut i just bought now to drink garri ( am tired, i am just coming from work and i cant cook anything again this night, reason i went for white garri kikan)

I be their grand patron

solidmyk:


Efcc dey dis forum

Should i include the ones i loot cos that's where my main pay comes from

Did u setted the net over night that it catched the serpent?

When i got there and saw the settings, omo i pick race

Thegreat97:


I attended this same interview last year.
Let me tell you how its gonna play out. There's this short man who will serve as the gateman, he'll be the one to check you in. He's gonna be a little bit rude so you guys can talk down at him.
Eventually when the purposed interview is gonna start, they'll tell you to wait a little bit. This gateman will now go and change into a nice dress. He'll now tell you guys that he's the CEO if that agency. He'll tell you stories of how he first travelled to Dubai and all that. The other guy will tell you how we was earning 400 naira as a labourer in a day, how his now the bread winner.
The Human resources manager will brain wash you. And last last having spent 5 to 6 hours, they'll tell you that they are just in need of 20 lucky person. And the rest of you will be feeling one kind.
They'll now tell you guys to pay 5k for a material for a training program, that after the training program, they'll employ you.
Omo that's how I spent up to 8hours there that day. Thank God I ddnt pay ooo

Don't take anything Tonyin street or cleg street serious my brother

Gadafii:
For the first time, I used the Facebook job feature, I came across lots of vacancies and applied for about four of them, with reasonable pays.

About an hour later two of them sent a direct messages to my messanger that I have been invited for oral/written test...but my concern now is, with the way and manner kidnappers and ritualists have hijacked online job search and what not, I am terribly concerned how genuine these jobs are, i sincerely need any of this job, but I am not about to risk my life for that, I want to paste the body of the message and the address, and hopefully you guys can help if it's genuine or scam

Dear Applicant,
Based on your online application, you are scheduled to come over for a business assessment interview on Wednesday 07/07/21.

Time: 8am

Address: 4b Toyin street opposite victory home school before interguide Academy Toyin street ikeja Lagos.

Please do come over with a copy of your CV & your Face mask.

Help/Directive?
0803***6175/MJA200

The name of the firm is SKYGATE VENTURES, I have searched for them online, and the only serious thing I saw is their job ads that link to the Facebook own and other ad on another site.

Please I don't know which mod to copy, but I would want this to hit front page for wider audience and advises/response

Lolz, i no dey give out jobs o

slizzyb:


Boss happy father's Sunday. We are not in traffic now pls don't feel embarrassed. I need job sir

Its fine to ask for help.
Just like one dispatch driver caught up with me in traffic & started asking me for work while i was driving home. That can be embarrassing

maiiilooo:
Ive been having the thought of asking a particular man for a job in my area, but im skeptical about the whole thing if it really appropriate.......pls i need ur advice on how to go about it, if it's appropriate cause things are hard for me.

Ikpeazu has started growing some balls

Bro, compared to Nwamaikpe eh....u have no issues at all

Greatblackpimp:


Lmao. I can't tell if you're serious. But this is quite the start. And I thought I had issues

I used to live dia while i was a bachelor, it depends on the kind of house or compound u go for and also ur ability to always mind ur business while being cordial wit d alayes in d area...but overall, u go f*vck pucci tire for dat place o

Odiriance4all:
In terms of security, is Bariga Lagos a good place to stay? I work in Victoria island. And I'm planning to relocate there soon. Please advise me

Better tell him cos u might definately turn d niqqa into a monster if he eventually finds out by himself after u guys have married

DashDolls:
Hello everyone. I brought this question here to get your views on this.

So this morning, I went to give a Health Talk to a group of Club Women and during the question and answer session, a lady wrote in a paper that she would like to ask me a question in private after the program.

After the Health Talk, I was about leaving when a lady in her early thirties approached me and said she was the one who wrote in the paper that she would love to speak to me in private.

She then went straight to her question. She was like...

"Should a lady tell a Fiancee who is planning to wed her next week Saturday that she had series of Abortions while in the Univerisity in which the last one she had lead to the REMOVAL OF HER WOMB.
Should she tell the fiancee that she has NO WOMB?"

I replied "YES now"

She then went further to say " But Why
The lady is now changed and remember OLD THINGS ARE PAST AND ALL THINGS ARE NOW NEW meaning all should be forgotten"

At that moment I told her I will be back to her on that.

Now what would you do if you were the lady?

Should ugly pasts remain in the pasts.

Ladies, can you tell your Fiancee that is planning to marry you that you committed abortion in your past and your WOMB WAS REMOVED so now you don't have a womb?

Men, can you tell the lady you plan to marry details of your Ugly pasts that can come hunting your marriage in the future

I say this becos I know of a man who hide his sexcapades with a lady in his past which led to the lady having multiple abortions that destroyed her womb.
He hide this from his Fiancee only to find out days to the wedding that the lady he had those sexcapades with was his Fiancee blood sister.
It didn't end well for the man..believe me.

What are your thoughts on this

I will be in the comment session

*Admin please move to front page*

Wow...so true! Cool name

crusufixo:


Your neighbor probably suspects that you are a yahoo yahoo boy. You may need to get him / her off your back else your neighbor might someday report you to EFCC. BTW, cool nairaland user name. Could not help but notice that it's very similar to mine

Because Jesus had 12 disciples & there were 12 tribes in israel...so you see, its only prophetic & biblical

Ogamysamo:
why?

Always trying to find out where i work & why i didn't go out

12 & counting.....

My room mate wey dey lock unripe plantain and pawpaw inside his clothes bag and still nack his babe on top my mattress

I actually plan on adopting 2 kids when my kids get into the university & d house is empty

Craze man

NwaAmaikpe:




First, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed...how do you even embarrass someone who has no sense of embarrasment in them?

If I did not flinch the day my mother in-law came into the living room and caught me masturbating while watching porn, then nothing can make me flinch.