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DSS no get mind na, 1 slap and dem go give you all the information u need

Boss469:
Am sure the scorpion is a DSS agent

Training has once again been postponed to a yet to be communicated date

Everything no be juju na african man

shopwiser:
no be JuJu be that

That scorpion must be mossad, CIA or KGB agent that didn't want to divulge classified information

Thanks bro

angie88:
each course quiz is 30 minutes

How long did it take to complete d quiz?

angie88:
Those scheduled for tomorrow's training,once it's 7:00 send msg to d ict guy,he will reply u with d link and password,then u will b able to login. This was wot I used to login and was able to take my quiz without stress. I was able to go through all my quiz before my phone off

Does this mean tomorrow's training is shifted or what, pls someone with better understanding should tell me abeg

Cuppycakes:
*New

Bro she will change, how did i know? I was once like her though i dropped the act on my own exactly at her age & such things began to disgust me. So if i could change...then she will also change

Bornsinner7:
Damn i know one kid like that.. I want to believe such kids are possessed or something..

No matter what they do to this girl she won't change.. funny thing she has everything thing she wants but it's just her habit for her.. she steals things she don't even need at her age like jewelry..

I concour with damn it niggar on this one

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
We go just dey kill this beautiful reptiles anyhow
Have been saying it
a human-snake cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
The one way pain me pass ....na that python own...we too dey kill that snake....soon python go go into extinct
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals


Even the cobra, black mamba and Taipan that are poisonous only bite to defend
Because i dey reason am why he be say if snake come meet us for house them nor dey harm us. Sometimes self you fit live with snake for two years inside house them nor go do you anything

There is no way you can be bitten by a snake in a residential building
Which means they respect us
So lets learn how to respect them
Please lets learn to live and stay with this beautiful creature called snake

Lolz...oya ban me make i see oga banner & by the way, i don't have a cone head

Cerebellum:
Be lyk say nah JJC you be


Ban go knack ur conehead now

It's spelt thus foolish and not "fulish". Don't use agege english for us abegi

Cerebellum:
Be asking me fulish question you know the answer to already

To slap you dey hungry me, Ajeh!

A dey vexxx!!

You typed "leftically" and its not looking "rightical" in my sight.


I hope you grab sha

PastorandMentor:
Me that is typing, i am left handed.
Did it affect me typing this?

Not really sir

Mokason288:
It’s very simple sir

Just grab the snakes head put your hand in its mouth

Just make sure it bites you

When it does that, wait until 24 hours if nothing happens to you... gbam

Non poisonous snake located



I HOPE I MADE SENSE

How does stating the obvious relate with competing with Oby? Pls enlighten us abeg

smatt1711:
You want to start competing with Ngozi now abi?

I made her cum

Shebi Cert of Incorporation is not required for sole proprietor cos i no get

truvine:
I have gotten here.
I moved to start application ,
Selected sole proprietorship and the sector , then a brief description of the business ...
We are expected to click on NEXT...na that next be the issue now ...the response is error message ..
Did you move to the next ?

Thanks bro

Munirboss:
https://nyif.nmfb.com.ng/ApplicantDashboard/Business/ResendVerificationToken

Abeg bros share the full link on the address bar of ur browser make i try am

Munirboss:
For those that have not received confirmation email try clicking on this bellow.
Just got mine, Now the only issue is I don't know which the local government cert they talking about.

Apart from the pre qualification sms i got earlier, there has been no other communication from them

truvine:
He didn't get a verification mail.
This is a message informing him of his account number

How many times did u try before they sent you the verification mail?

Abiolay38:
Got this message last night...what can I do?

And the pv55y a55 nigga speaks again to announce his stupidity to the world.
A fool who will eventually give his brother authority over everything in his house including his wife.
Believe me bros, you are a complicated idi0t to deal with

ume1000:
so says the man who chase away his own flesh and blood for a blood sucking , arrogant and control freakish leach of a wife

Your username should be. I be simp

You are foolishness raised to the power of infinity

You are the world standard benchmark for stupidity.

ume1000:
unfortunately my father would never choose a vagina over his own flesh and blood

Seeing your post alone makes my blood boils

It reminds me of what Joseph suffered in potiphars house

You are a disgrace to men worldwide

IN FACT

IF foolishness COULD BE MEASURED YOU WOULD BE USED AS it's SI UNIT

No mind am, let him be dragging kitchen in another woman's home

payloader:
He doesn't understand that his brother's wife is the madam of the house.

Tell that to your father

ume1000:
MUMU

Bros its her house as long as she is legally married.
As for me o, i respect myself & also respect people's space. I strongly advice d op to do the same

Mokason288:
You are very funny

Where are you from?

If your brothers wife could shoot you, I’m sorry to say this ....

Your brother is an A$$

There should be boundaries every where, I feel it’s wrong to go into her kitchen

But she doesn’t have any right to throw his things outside... that decision is for the brother

Unfortunately she does and can equally shoot you for trespassing

No be only you o. Anyways @ OP whatever d result, no matter what, love those kids cos they are yours

Caaz:
I have bn stalking this thread

Amebo

Caaz:
it's now 8:03.

I'm so sorry about ur plight. That monster isn't worth you taking ur life, pls don't do that.
It has happened & you only need to move on.
Pls report the animal to the police & get him arrested.
Reach out to someone who will listen to you & counsel you.
I have sent you a DM if you wish to talk, lets work together & get dat beast caged

Girl9999:
Life doesn't seem worth living anymore.

He hasn't even called me to know how I am doing.

I can't believe people are insulting me and blaming me for what happened. I created this thread to get advice and comfort but I'm getting insults. I'm a very emotional person and this isn't helping.

I'm crying all over again just reading some comments. I don't have an alcohol problem and yes I planned on having sex with him soon; when I felt ready, but definitely before marriage. How can you say this is my fault?

Today might be my last day on this earth. Human beings are indeed wicked.

What if her dad is as fvcked up in the head like my father inlaw?

Did ur dad finger you?

saphiere:
I keep saying this, "Never allowed your girl child alone around a male be it [b]her dad. Men are terrible. Why can't a man control his urge?[/b]

Bros it happens everywhere; south, east, west and north so leave ur NCAN bull crap in the trash niggar

Oozz2:
Before I opened this thread, I knew this can only happen in Ogun state.