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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Pregnant Cobra My Brother Killed Near Their House, With It's Eggs Intact by cricifixo: 10:42pm On Dec 18, 2020
Looks like a black mamba
ogbiwa:


My thoughts too when I saw it. He claims it's a Cobra but what do you think it is?
Romance / Re: Girls Are Quick To Lose Feelings When A Guy Makes These 4 Mistakes by cricifixo: 2:49pm On Dec 15, 2020
hi, have you eaten? grin
HalpyBee:
The "have you eaten" guys are plenty smiley

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Family / Re: My Abusive Mother In-law Refuses To Grant A Divorce To Her Depressed Husband by cricifixo: 3:44pm On Dec 13, 2020
He said they are yoruba...oya please we are waiting for ur contribution oga tribe checker
spinna:
Sorry bro just indulge me.. What tribe are this couple?

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Education / Re: Covenant University 2020/2021 School Fees For New Students by cricifixo: 8:53am On Dec 06, 2020
He's saying jealousy will kee u people....his words not mine o, I'm just an interpreter
xest:
wat are you saying in essence?
Celebrities / Mike Tyson Vs Roy Jones Jr: Iron Mike Was 'attacked' By Fan After Exhibition Fig by cricifixo: 8:41am On Dec 02, 2020
As he was leaving the Staples Center on Saturday, a fan called out to Mike Tyson and took a swing at the former world champion in an attempt to start another fight, according to TMZ Sports.

Tyson was leaving the Los Angeles venue following his comeback fight against Roy Jones Jr, which ended in a draw between the two heavyweights.

As he left, Tyson encountered a group of fans seeking autographs, which included one person in particular who shouted out to the Baddest Man on the Planet asking why he wouldn't fight him.
Tyson responded jokingly, saying the fight might not end well for the fan, who proceeded to swing at the boxer and then reach into the waistband of his pants.

Tyson's team intervened before events could worsen, and the individual in question fled the scene promptly. However, some member's of Iron Mike's team recognised the fan from previous signings, where he similarly tried to cause trouble.

Tyson has before complained about the audacity of fans when it comes to taking photos with their hero and has spoken of the need to hire bodyguards to protect him.

The fan ought to count himself lucky, whereas previous devout fans of the heavyweight boxer haven't escaped similarly unscathed.

During Floyd Mayweather's victory over Manny Pacquiao in 2015, a fan grabbed Tyson from behind to take a selfie. The fan got an elbow to the chest in response and was scolded by another member of the crowd.

Source: https://www.givemesport.com/1623678-mike-tyson-vs-roy-jones-jr-iron-mike-was-attacked-by-fan-after-exhibition-fight?amp

Business / Re: I Need 6 Years Old Instagram Account (followers Don't Matter Instant Cash ) by cricifixo: 11:50am On Nov 30, 2020
I have 7 years old....lets meet
Celebrities / Re: Rosie Afuwape: I Didn’t Abort Kachi’s Baby, I Had A Miscarriage (Video) by cricifixo: 7:01am On Nov 29, 2020
Its a very sad experience for her, i pray God comforts her.
But.....how the hell did she expect to find love & a life partner just by participating in a tv show where everyone is fake as fvck

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Autos / Re: Sold Volkswagen Golf 2 @ 250 08061311315 by cricifixo: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2020
holy sh!t

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Politics / Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by cricifixo: 9:01pm On Nov 09, 2020
Yea i know you are the suffering & smiling type who is dumb enough to eat the sh1t fed to you from abuja
Cyberterror:
If music is not paying again and he wants to join politics he should go ahead and stop fooling himself around with silly statements.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Speaker Pelosi Calls Biden ‘President-Elect’ by cricifixo: 7:01pm On Nov 06, 2020
Trump needs to orubeberize that collation centre

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Politics / Re: #EndSARS Protest In Ekpoma Turns Violent As Protesters Clash With Police by cricifixo: 9:45pm On Oct 09, 2020
But he is yet to issue any sort of statement
uniqueboi1:
E go sweet if e turn revolution...



If buhari wise e go just end sars

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Culture / Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by cricifixo: 10:30am On Oct 05, 2020
nwanne how ogbe na?
Iyoocartel:

Iyooooooo cartel

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Autos / Re: Audi A4!!! For Sale by cricifixo: 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2020
Mad o
Sports / Re: Bayern Munich Trash Schalke by cricifixo: 10:31pm On Sep 18, 2020
Currently the best football team on earth
Sports / Re: Bayern Munich Trash Schalke04 8 - 0 In First 2020/2021 Bundasliga Game by cricifixo: 10:30pm On Sep 18, 2020
Currently the best football team on earth
Family / Re: Hw Will U Handle This? by cricifixo: 4:04pm On Sep 16, 2020
Its still assumed i don't know my way around remember?
merrymike47:
lol... u escaped and called ur friends to send cops to your house? Was it dat you don't know d address of any security station by urself after you escaped?

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Family / Re: Hw Will U Handle This? by cricifixo: 8:58am On Sep 16, 2020
Simple, i will call any of them informing them that assassins came looking for me but luckily 4 me i got away & am calling from the junction close to my house. I'll ask dem to send cops to my place that am sure dey are still there

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Celebrities / Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by cricifixo: 2:05pm On Sep 01, 2020
is that your yard stick in measuring life's achievement?
Iwanttoto:


No husband undecided
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by cricifixo: 4:12pm On Aug 23, 2020
That I'm so innocent & can't even harm a fly....i always pity them cos they've got no idea
Crime / Re: How To Get A Gun License In Nigeria by cricifixo: 8:48am On Aug 22, 2020
Can one acquire a bullet proof vest in nigeria together with the gun in case on is engaged in "real" battle by those bandits?
RainjamesAkwu:
With the string of armed robbery attacks ravaging Lagos and Ogun state in the last few days as well as the slow response of the police, citizens have been moved to take matters into their own hands. Young men have taken to the streets with machetes, axes, sticks and other improvised weapons in a bid to protect themselves. While this can be seen as brave, of what use will knives be against guns carried by these armed robbers.

This raises the discussion on private ownership of firearms. Unlike foreign countries, the idea of owning guns has never really been a topic of discussion and not a lot of people go on to get the license, However, necessity is the mother of invention, and it seems like now is the time for that conversation.

But before one can own a gun anywhere in the world, a license is required. While information about gun license vary from sources, below are consensus steps to acquiring a gun license in Nigeria. And where one can buy firearms.

Eligibility

Applicants must be Eighteen years (18) years or older (we will come back to this)
Clean criminal record
Doctor’s certificate that certifies physical and mental fitness
Required documents

4 Passport size photographs
Attested copy of address proof: Ration Card, Voter Identity Card, Passport, Electricity/ Water/Telephone Bill, Driving Licence, Property (House) Tax, Tax Return, National identification Card
Attested copy of date of birth: Police clearance Certificate, Birth certificate, Affidavit sworn before a Magistrate/Notary stating date and place of birth by illiterate or semi-illiterate applicants.
Procedure

Make an application to the Commissioner of Police in your State of residence.
The police will issue you with an application form that will require your bio-data.
Some of the pertinent information required are:
Your full names
Address
Reasons for applying for the license
Date of Birth. Note here that guns are not issued to persons below thirty-five (35) years of age. (This is funny because the eligibility section says applicants must be 18 years and older. But you get the gist).
Further required to accompany the application form is a medical report that confirms that the applicant’s sanity is normal.
Another medical report is also required on the applicants chest. This is to protect the applicant from the sharp retraction that occurs when a gun is fired.
Four (4) clear passport photographs of the applicant are also required.
On obtaining your gun from the nearest gun dealer, prices vary depending on area of purchase; the police should normally register the serial number of the weapon.
Upon a satisfactory appraisal of the application the license is issued in a booklet form, bearing one of the passport photographs of the applicant and carrying the stamp of the state police headquarters.
Gun types available for acquisition


Private gun license is also limited to shotguns, as revolvers and pistols are only issued to the police and armed forces personnel.

Where to buy?

There are many underground ways to buy guns in Nigeria. From smuggling it in (same way drugs are smuggled) to buying at black markets (don’t ask us where o) to buying from (ex)militants, and so on. There are local craftsmen who can mold one for you – those who make rifles for hunters, etc. You can even buy under the table from people in active (para)military service. But (for now), the legal place to buy a gun in Nigeria is at Operations Department of the Nigerian Police Force.

Price

An alleged cultist and armed robber recently confessed to buying a gun for N30,000. But that is black market rate. Approved shotguns usually cost between N100,000 and N250,000 in Nigeria.

Notes

Gun licenses are subject to renewal every year for a token fee of five hundred naira (N500.00) only.

Processing takes between 6 months to one year.

The license is valid for 60 days, then after renewal it can be valid for 1- 2 years before another renewal is required.


Source . https://lists.ng/how-to-get-a-gun-license-in-nigeria/
Family / Re: Matured Minds, Advise Needed!!! by cricifixo: 3:14pm On Aug 21, 2020
Bros see ehn....listen to your parents o.
same thing happened to me....no one spoke well about her dad when my people went for enquiry.
my parents warned me but i was blinded by stupidity & married her....bros i will advice you to heed their warning o before u come back here with stories that touch
Family / Re: I Am Being Ignored by cricifixo: 8:50am On Aug 18, 2020
You say he always views ur status update. To me, your status update say alot about your personality

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Romance / Re: Q And A: Sex With The Woman Your Brother Has Been With? by cricifixo: 6:30am On Aug 17, 2020
Like i said, its just sex....no weirdness attached to it
VirginDiva:
You wouldn't think it's weird?
Romance / Re: Q And A: Sex With The Woman Your Brother Has Been With? by cricifixo: 8:32pm On Aug 16, 2020
It's just sex, not as if I'm marrying her
Religion / Re: Can God Blame Me For Not Telling A Church Member What God Told Me As A Pastor? by cricifixo: 11:52am On Aug 16, 2020
Remove the word "can" from your question & replace it with the word "will" because from my understanding of the bible, God can do just anything

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Family / Re: What Weird Smell Do You Enjoy? by cricifixo: 8:06am On Aug 15, 2020
Me too, except the vomit part, it smells of fresh, raw, healthy milk. It smells heavenly...can't really describe it properly
Immarocks:
this is embarrassing and really wired even to me ......I like the smell of babies mouth and their whitish vomit ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by cricifixo: 8:10pm On Aug 08, 2020
Goalllll bayern!!!!
Romance / Re: Look At This, E Chop Abi E No Chop? by cricifixo: 8:36am On Aug 08, 2020
E chop o, that yellow one resemble shark

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Romance / Re: Which Category Of Bachelor Are You? (Photo) by cricifixo: 6:51pm On Aug 07, 2020
GCFR
Kalatium:
Which category of bachelor are you?

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Romance / Re: How Do I Stop A Boner From Showing?? by cricifixo: 9:51pm On Aug 05, 2020
Just picture buhari's face & see the speed at which ur boner will disappear forever

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