Autos › Re: Sold Volkswagen Golf 2 @ 250 08061311315 by cricifixo: 11:12am On Nov 12, 2020 |
holy sh!t |
Politics › Re: Falz To Buhari: You Clearly Know Nothing About Respecting The Will Of The People by cricifixo: 9:01pm On Nov 09, 2020 |
Yea i know you are the suffering & smiling type who is dumb enough to eat the sh1t fed to you from abuja Cyberterror: If music is not paying again and he wants to join politics he should go ahead and stop fooling himself around with silly statements. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Speaker Pelosi Calls Biden ‘President-Elect’ by cricifixo: 7:01pm On Nov 06, 2020*. Modified: 10:15pm On Nov 06, 2020 |
Trump needs to orubeberize that collation centre |
Politics › Re: #EndSARS Protest In Ekpoma Turns Violent As Protesters Clash With Police by cricifixo: 9:45pm On Oct 09, 2020 |
But he is yet to issue any sort of statement uniqueboi1: E go sweet if e turn revolution...
If buhari wise e go just end sars |
Culture › Re: Why Do Adults Find "How Are You?" Insulting? by cricifixo: 10:30am On Oct 05, 2020 |
nwanne how ogbe na? Iyoocartel: Iyooooooo cartel
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Autos › Re: Audi A4!!! For Sale by cricifixo: 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
Mad o |
Sports › Re: Bayern Munich Trash Schalke by cricifixo: 10:31pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
Currently the best football team on earth |
Sports › Re: Bayern Munich Trash Schalke04 8 - 0 In First 2020/2021 Bundasliga Game by cricifixo: 10:30pm On Sep 18, 2020 |
Currently the best football team on earth |
Family › Re: Hw Will U Handle This? by cricifixo: 4:04pm On Sep 16, 2020 |
Its still assumed i don't know my way around remember? merrymike47: lol... u escaped and called ur friends to send cops to your house? Was it dat you don't know d address of any security station by urself after you escaped? |
Family › Re: Hw Will U Handle This? by cricifixo: 8:58am On Sep 16, 2020 |
Simple, i will call any of them informing them that assassins came looking for me but luckily 4 me i got away & am calling from the junction close to my house. I'll ask dem to send cops to my place that am sure dey are still there |
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Celebrities › Re: Waje Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by cricifixo: 2:05pm On Sep 01, 2020 |
is that your yard stick in measuring life's achievement? Iwanttoto: No husband  |
Romance › Re: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by cricifixo: 4:12pm On Aug 23, 2020 |
That I'm so innocent & can't even harm a fly....i always pity them cos they've got no idea |
Crime › Re: How To Get A Gun License In Nigeria by cricifixo: 8:48am On Aug 22, 2020 |
Can one acquire a bullet proof vest in nigeria together with the gun in case on is engaged in "real" battle by those bandits? RainjamesAkwu: With the string of armed robbery attacks ravaging Lagos and Ogun state in the last few days as well as the slow response of the police, citizens have been moved to take matters into their own hands. Young men have taken to the streets with machetes, axes, sticks and other improvised weapons in a bid to protect themselves. While this can be seen as brave, of what use will knives be against guns carried by these armed robbers.
This raises the discussion on private ownership of firearms. Unlike foreign countries, the idea of owning guns has never really been a topic of discussion and not a lot of people go on to get the license, However, necessity is the mother of invention, and it seems like now is the time for that conversation.
But before one can own a gun anywhere in the world, a license is required. While information about gun license vary from sources, below are consensus steps to acquiring a gun license in Nigeria. And where one can buy firearms.
Eligibility
Applicants must be Eighteen years (18) years or older (we will come back to this) Clean criminal record Doctor’s certificate that certifies physical and mental fitness Required documents
4 Passport size photographs Attested copy of address proof: Ration Card, Voter Identity Card, Passport, Electricity/ Water/Telephone Bill, Driving Licence, Property (House) Tax, Tax Return, National identification Card Attested copy of date of birth: Police clearance Certificate, Birth certificate, Affidavit sworn before a Magistrate/Notary stating date and place of birth by illiterate or semi-illiterate applicants. Procedure
Make an application to the Commissioner of Police in your State of residence. The police will issue you with an application form that will require your bio-data. Some of the pertinent information required are: Your full names Address Reasons for applying for the license Date of Birth. Note here that guns are not issued to persons below thirty-five (35) years of age. (This is funny because the eligibility section says applicants must be 18 years and older. But you get the gist). Further required to accompany the application form is a medical report that confirms that the applicant’s sanity is normal. Another medical report is also required on the applicants chest. This is to protect the applicant from the sharp retraction that occurs when a gun is fired. Four (4) clear passport photographs of the applicant are also required. On obtaining your gun from the nearest gun dealer, prices vary depending on area of purchase; the police should normally register the serial number of the weapon. Upon a satisfactory appraisal of the application the license is issued in a booklet form, bearing one of the passport photographs of the applicant and carrying the stamp of the state police headquarters. Gun types available for acquisition
Private gun license is also limited to shotguns, as revolvers and pistols are only issued to the police and armed forces personnel.
Where to buy?
There are many underground ways to buy guns in Nigeria. From smuggling it in (same way drugs are smuggled) to buying at black markets (don’t ask us where o) to buying from (ex)militants, and so on. There are local craftsmen who can mold one for you – those who make rifles for hunters, etc. You can even buy under the table from people in active (para)military service. But (for now), the legal place to buy a gun in Nigeria is at Operations Department of the Nigerian Police Force.
Price
An alleged cultist and armed robber recently confessed to buying a gun for N30,000. But that is black market rate. Approved shotguns usually cost between N100,000 and N250,000 in Nigeria.
Notes
Gun licenses are subject to renewal every year for a token fee of five hundred naira (N500.00) only.
Processing takes between 6 months to one year.
The license is valid for 60 days, then after renewal it can be valid for 1- 2 years before another renewal is required.
Source . https://lists.ng/how-to-get-a-gun-license-in-nigeria/ |
Family › Re: Matured Minds, Advise Needed!!! by cricifixo: 3:14pm On Aug 21, 2020 |
Bros see ehn....listen to your parents o. same thing happened to me....no one spoke well about her dad when my people went for enquiry. my parents warned me but i was blinded by stupidity & married her....bros i will advice you to heed their warning o before u come back here with stories that touch |
Family › Re: I Am Being Ignored by cricifixo: 8:50am On Aug 18, 2020 |
You say he always views ur status update. To me, your status update say alot about your personality |
Romance › Re: Q And A: Sex With The Woman Your Brother Has Been With? by cricifixo: 6:30am On Aug 17, 2020 |
Like i said, its just sex....no weirdness attached to it VirginDiva: You wouldn't think it's weird? |
Romance › Re: Q And A: Sex With The Woman Your Brother Has Been With? by cricifixo: 8:32pm On Aug 16, 2020 |
It's just sex, not as if I'm marrying her |
Christianity Etc › Re: Can God Blame Me For Not Telling A Church Member What God Told Me As A Pastor? by cricifixo: 11:52am On Aug 16, 2020 |
Remove the word "can" from your question & replace it with the word "will" because from my understanding of the bible, God can do just anything |
Family › Re: What Weird Smell Do You Enjoy? by cricifixo: 8:06am On Aug 15, 2020 |
Me too, except the vomit part, it smells of fresh, raw, healthy milk. It smells heavenly...can't really describe it properly Immarocks: this is embarrassing and really wired even to me ......I like the smell of babies mouth and their whitish vomit .... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea : UCL (4 - 1) On August 8 2020 by cricifixo: 8:10pm On Aug 08, 2020 |
Goalllll bayern!!!! |
Romance › Re: Look At This, E Chop Abi E No Chop? by cricifixo: 8:36am On Aug 08, 2020 |
E chop o, that yellow one resemble shark |
Romance › Re: Which Category Of Bachelor Are You? (Photo) by cricifixo: 6:51pm On Aug 07, 2020 |
GCFR Kalatium: Which category of bachelor are you? |
Romance › Re: How Do I Stop A Boner From Showing?? by cricifixo: 9:51pm On Aug 05, 2020 |
Just picture buhari's face & see the speed at which ur boner will disappear forever |
Romance › Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year? by cricifixo: 5:49am On Aug 05, 2020 |
He fvcked her, there you go  Favy1235: Explain to us what did u do? |
Literature › Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 8:11pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
Ok ma, oya fire down SheWrites: Four more chapters to go.
The complete story ends at chapter 40
*winks* |
Literature › Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 6:37pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
There is always an opportunity to right the wrong & rebuild. I guess this is where the story ends SheWrites: Episode 36
Dear Diary,
31st July, 2019.
Ah! I swear! Some people just dey wish death upon themselves like bonus data from MTN. It is like some people have been marked and cursed, inclusive their entire family members and relatives, plus their generations unborn.
Check am out, diary. You no say beyond all reasonable doubt, dem don wash your head for river before. You know this quite all right. And to compound issues, you still use your own hand to place your own head inside a fiery furnace! Until it starts to burn and smell like grilled dog meat suya! Diary, no be triple wahala be that?
Today, I arrived at my husband's place around eight or so, with my small bag which I used to pack a few things that I took to my mum's place. I didn't see Praise's car in the compound and I was a bit relieved that he wasn't home tonight. I was looking forward to seeing the surprise on his face when he comes home and finds me. And just as I was about letting myself into the house, I sighted Diana! She came in a cab and the driver helped her to carry her fat luggage into my compound. She didn't see me, probably because I was standing by one of the pillars close to the front door. She paid the driver and called the security guard. She instructed him to carry her luggage into the house, then she cat walked to the front door like she owned the place.
When she saw me standing a few feet away, she froze in shock. I believe she didn't expect to see me. I don't know if by chance she found out that I moved out some days ago. If she did, maybe she thought I wasn't coming back. Maybe she thought it would take a long time before I settle things with my husband. Maybe she even prayed that things wouldn't work between Praise and I. I believe she was hoping that my absence will endear Praise to her and she would be able to manipulate him with her rotten body and convince him to forget me and probably replace me with her by legalizing their illicit affair.
She must have thought that I would be too hurt and unwilling to return to my matrimonial home. This mad witch actually came to claim my husband and move into my home. What if I didn't listen to my mum? What if I had been clouded by vengeance and hoping to make my husband suffer? Praise would have come home toady and met Diana in his house. I doubt if he would have been strong enough to resist her charms and chase her away. I don't even want to think along that line. I am just glad that I came home when I did.
Long story short, the white witch looked like she was going to pee on herself. I didn't waste time at all. I bombarded her with series of questions.
"What are you doing here? Is this your house? Do you live here? Who told you that you can come and go as you please? Don't you know that a married man lives here? Who is he to you? Don't you know that he is someone's husband?"
I went on and on and on. From the corner of my eye, I saw the security guard standing by. He didn't touch Diana's luggage. The bags were where she left them.
The white witch regained her composure. She eyed me from hair to shoes and told me that at the stage she had gotten to with my husband, she could have him all to herself with the snap of her fingers. And there was nothing anyone on planet earth could do about it.
My brain began to ring like those church bells hanging from the the roofs of certain buildings. I cursed her. I told her that she wouldn't end well. And her daughter would partake of all the calamities that would befall her speedily. She got angry and started shouting that I shouldn't mention her daughter's name. She said I should remove her daughter from the equation. The girl had nothing to do with our fight. I told her that she had just roped herself with generational tribulations because she intentionally lured my husband into her lustful net and also because she was unwilling to leave him or stay away. And her daughter won't be spared when things come crashing down around her.
Diana began to boast that nothing can happen to her or her daughter. She said that, all I was doing was talk-talk. That my words had no effect on her. That my words lack weight and it carried no power.
Diary, my brain started to burst. She dey my house and she still get mouth to talk? Abi? I kukuma enter house, drop bag, jam kitchen, kon arrange some mixture of dirty smelly oily water... from left over plates and pots. I guess my husband turned the kitchen into a bachelor zone when I left.
I carried the smelly liquid outside. Diana was still boasting, walking to and fro, so she didn't see it coming. One, two... fiiii-amm! From wig to shoes, she was drenched. My God! She smelt worse than a sewage pit. And I didn't pity her one bit. She coughed and coughed and held her throat... I think she got some of the smelly water in her mouth. Yuck! She started to scream and almost started to cry too.
I stepped away and ordered the guard to throw her out. I also threatened to sack him the day Diana step a foot into my compound, whether I was in or out.
The security guard didn't waste time. He pushed her out and throw her luggage after her. I don't know how she got home tonight and I didn't care. I went back in, took a long bath and changed into a nightwear. I was dozing in the sitting room when Praise returned home. He called out my name thrice or so, in order to make sure that he was actually seeing me. He must have thought that he was hallucinating.
When I told him that I had return to stay and work things out, Praise became teary. The pain in his eyes made my insides to turn upside down. My husband was also hurting, just like the way I was. He was remorseful and repentant. And this was a good thing. It means that there was still hope for us after all.
Praise sat on a chair close to mine and he promised that he had already stopped seeing Diana and he was no longer picking her calls or responding to her messages. He had also blocked all her lines and there was no way she would be able to reach him except she came to his office or our home. He informed me that he had told his staff at work not to allow her past the bakery gate and he also instructed the guard not to allow her into our home.
I bluntly told Praise that Diana showed up that night and he lost it. He was genuinely pissed. He promised to reach her and warn her to stay away. He was willing to go as far as getting a restraining order.
Praise made a lot of promises tonight and it is only God that can help him to keep them all... with my support, I guess.
One thing though, I was no longer comfortable in my own home. When I walked into the house this evening, everything looked strange and I felt out of place. Praise must have sensed it too. I noticed that he was watching me as I look around the sitting room. The image of how Praise was banging the white witch hasn't left my head and sitting there with him that moment, it wasn't helping at all.
My husband told me that we will be moving out of our house and relocating elsewhere before Christmas this year. He said that he has already made plans to sell the house.
This house used to hold happy memories for us, but now, its filled with ghost from our past and if we truly want to move forward and work on our relationship, we can't do it in this house. It's just not possible.
Praise agrees with me. So, come December, we will be moving to a new place. I can't wait o, diary!
Need to sleep now, I am dozing again. Praise is already in the bedroom. I think he must have fallen asleep by now. Thank God will have about a dozen pillows. I will be able to build a wall in between Praise and I.
I don't think I can handle been touched by him just yet. No skin to skin for the next couple of weeks. God help me. This is the situation I have found myself, diary.
Please keep us in your prayers. |
Literature › Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 4:51pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
O no  you cannot do this millie 1 Like |
Literature › Re: The Wall Between Us. A Novel By EneChelsea by cricifixo: 11:16am On Aug 03, 2020 |
Nice story cullin, do well to be consistent in your updates just like milleademi |
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Literature › Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 7:26am On Aug 01, 2020 |
Thanks for the update millie, can't wait for update on jaiye 1 Like |