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Romance / Re: What Has Been Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year? by cricifixo: 5:49am On Aug 05, 2020
He fvcked her, there you go undecided
Favy1235:
Explain to us what did u do?
Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 8:11pm On Aug 03, 2020
Ok ma, oya fire down
SheWrites:


Four more chapters to go.

The complete story ends at chapter 40

*winks*
Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 6:37pm On Aug 03, 2020
There is always an opportunity to right the wrong & rebuild.
I guess this is where the story ends
SheWrites:
Episode 36

Dear Diary,

31st July, 2019.

Ah! I swear! Some people just dey wish death upon themselves like bonus data from MTN. It is like some people have been marked and cursed, inclusive their entire family members and relatives, plus their generations unborn.

Check am out, diary. You no say beyond all reasonable doubt, dem don wash your head for river before. You know this quite all right. And to compound issues, you still use your own hand to place your own head inside a fiery furnace! Until it starts to burn and smell like grilled dog meat suya! Diary, no be triple wahala be that?

Today, I arrived at my husband's place around eight or so, with my small bag which I used to pack a few things that I took to my mum's place. I didn't see Praise's car in the compound and I was a bit relieved that he wasn't home tonight. I was looking forward to seeing the surprise on his face when he comes home and finds me.
And just as I was about letting myself into the house, I sighted Diana! She came in a cab and the driver helped her to carry her fat luggage into my compound. She didn't see me, probably because I was standing by one of the pillars close to the front door. She paid the driver and called the security guard. She instructed him to carry her luggage into the house, then she cat walked to the front door like she owned the place.

When she saw me standing a few feet away, she froze in shock. I believe she didn't expect to see me. I don't know if by chance she found out that I moved out some days ago. If she did, maybe she thought I wasn't coming back. Maybe she thought it would take a long time before I settle things with my husband. Maybe she even prayed that things wouldn't work between Praise and I. I believe she was hoping that my absence will endear Praise to her and she would be able to manipulate him with her rotten body and convince him to forget me and probably replace me with her by legalizing their illicit affair.

She must have thought that I would be too hurt and unwilling to return to my matrimonial home. This mad witch actually came to claim my husband and move into my home. What if I didn't listen to my mum? What if I had been clouded by vengeance and hoping to make my husband suffer? Praise would have come home toady and met Diana in his house. I doubt if he would have been strong enough to resist her charms and chase her away. I don't even want to think along that line. I am just glad that I came home when I did.

Long story short, the white witch looked like she was going to pee on herself. I didn't waste time at all. I bombarded her with series of questions.

"What are you doing here? Is this your house? Do you live here? Who told you that you can come and go as you please? Don't you know that a married man lives here? Who is he to you? Don't you know that he is someone's husband?"

I went on and on and on. From the corner of my eye, I saw the security guard standing by. He didn't touch Diana's luggage. The bags were where she left them.

The white witch regained her composure. She eyed me from hair to shoes and told me that at the stage she had gotten to with my husband, she could have him all to herself with the snap of her fingers. And there was nothing anyone on planet earth could do about it.

My brain began to ring like those church bells hanging from the the roofs of certain buildings. I cursed her. I told her that she wouldn't end well. And her daughter would partake of all the calamities that would befall her speedily.
She got angry and started shouting that I shouldn't mention her daughter's name. She said I should remove her daughter from the equation. The girl had nothing to do with our fight. I told her that she had just roped herself with generational tribulations because she intentionally lured my husband into her lustful net and also because she was unwilling to leave him or stay away. And her daughter won't be spared when things come crashing down around her.

Diana began to boast that nothing can happen to her or her daughter. She said that, all I was doing was talk-talk. That my words had no effect on her. That my words lack weight and it carried no power.

Diary, my brain started to burst. She dey my house and she still get mouth to talk? Abi?
I kukuma enter house, drop bag, jam kitchen, kon arrange some mixture of dirty smelly oily water... from left over plates and pots. I guess my husband turned the kitchen into a bachelor zone when I left.

I carried the smelly liquid outside. Diana was still boasting, walking to and fro, so she didn't see it coming. One, two... fiiii-amm! From wig to shoes, she was drenched. My God! She smelt worse than a sewage pit. And I didn't pity her one bit.
She coughed and coughed and held her throat... I think she got some of the smelly water in her mouth. Yuck! She started to scream and almost started to cry too.

I stepped away and ordered the guard to throw her out. I also threatened to sack him the day Diana step a foot into my compound, whether I was in or out.

The security guard didn't waste time. He pushed her out and throw her luggage after her. I don't know how she got home tonight and I didn't care.
I went back in, took a long bath and changed into a nightwear. I was dozing in the sitting room when Praise returned home. He called out my name thrice or so, in order to make sure that he was actually seeing me. He must have thought that he was hallucinating.

When I told him that I had return to stay and work things out, Praise became teary. The pain in his eyes made my insides to turn upside down. My husband was also hurting, just like the way I was. He was remorseful and repentant. And this was a good thing. It means that there was still hope for us after all.

Praise sat on a chair close to mine and he promised that he had already stopped seeing Diana and he was no longer picking her calls or responding to her messages. He had also blocked all her lines and there was no way she would be able to reach him except she came to his office or our home. He informed me that he had told his staff at work not to allow her past the bakery gate and he also instructed the guard not to allow her into our home.

I bluntly told Praise that Diana showed up that night and he lost it. He was genuinely pissed. He promised to reach her and warn her to stay away. He was willing to go as far as getting a restraining order.

Praise made a lot of promises tonight and it is only God that can help him to keep them all... with my support, I guess.

One thing though, I was no longer comfortable in my own home. When I walked into the house this evening, everything looked strange and I felt out of place. Praise must have sensed it too. I noticed that he was watching me as I look around the sitting room. The image of how Praise was banging the white witch hasn't left my head and sitting there with him that moment, it wasn't helping at all.

My husband told me that we will be moving out of our house and relocating elsewhere before Christmas this year. He said that he has already made plans to sell the house.

This house used to hold happy memories for us, but now, its filled with ghost from our past and if we truly want to move forward and work on our relationship, we can't do it in this house. It's just not possible.

Praise agrees with me. So, come December, we will be moving to a new place. I can't wait o, diary!

Need to sleep now, I am dozing again. Praise is already in the bedroom. I think he must have fallen asleep by now. Thank God will have about a dozen pillows. I will be able to build a wall in between Praise and I.

I don't think I can handle been touched by him just yet. No skin to skin for the next couple of weeks. God help me. This is the situation I have found myself, diary.

Please keep us in your prayers.

Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 4:51pm On Aug 03, 2020
O no shocked you cannot do this millie

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Literature / Re: The Wall Between Us. A Novel By EneChelsea by cricifixo: 11:16am On Aug 03, 2020
Nice story cullin, do well to be consistent in your updates just like milleademi
Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 7:26am On Aug 01, 2020
Thanks for the update millie, can't wait for update on jaiye

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 4:41pm On Jul 31, 2020
Sincerely this is the only story i constantly check on for updates like countless times in a day.
I love your work
millieademi:
Okay....

I'm mad and this is a rant.

I've stated it time and time again. Ocean of Secrets is NOT like other stories. There is no how you've read the book from page one till now and not come across one of such disclaimers.

Really....

I don't write like most writers. It's my blessing and my curse. My style and plots are different. I believe life can be shitty, so I won't paint no fairy tale.

Granted, some people scale through life without experiencing shit. I don't write about such people.

So, I find it really annoying when you say my work is complicated.

I might be overreacting or misunderstanding your comments but I'm really irked when I read that.

Please. Let's refrain from it.

My hands are together and my knees on the floor.

I'm not opposed to you asking questions but you flat out condemning my work as complicated is ANNOYING.

There's freedom but let's not abuse it.

Thanks.


AND THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR 255K VIEWS.



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Family / Re: July 30 Is My Birthday by cricifixo: 8:33pm On Jul 29, 2020
You welcome sugar wink
bjprodint:
botrix,this guy want to celebrate with us o


lol

thanks oga

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Family / Re: Question Of The Day- Share Your Alcohol Experience by cricifixo: 8:30pm On Jul 29, 2020
I won't forget the experience.
Was as high as f*ck when suddenly i got a phone call for an oral/phone interview.
Guys my confidence level was like 15/10 and i was actually surprised i later landed the job cos i was just mixing the chat with jokes and asking the interviewer questions of her view about life
Family / Re: July 30 Is My Birthday by cricifixo: 8:22pm On Jul 29, 2020
Happy birthday fine girl. Invite me over make we celebrate all salah/weekend long grin
Family / Re: 22 Parental Guides Against Ponorgraphy In The Lives Of Children by cricifixo: 9:23am On Jul 26, 2020
Very educative & insightful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Manchester City (0 - 4) On 21st July 2020 by cricifixo: 6:43pm On Jul 21, 2020
Are the mods even watching the match, why is the score line still 0:0?
Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by cricifixo: 1:02pm On Jul 19, 2020
You should definately have an orgy with the sisters
Championxxx:
I am 23 years old guy I ave been staying with my brother in Abuja for the past 8 years , I help him with his shop and his house , everything was fine till he got married his wife carry his two sisters to the house 24 and 19 years old , he said I should leave my room for them I didn’t argue I let them have the room while I am sleeping in the parlour , during lockdown this girl will wake and come to the parlour to watch tv to disturb my sleep , I complained to my brother he said I should keep calm he will speak to his wife which he never does and these girls kept disturbing me meanwhile the older girl stopped but the younger one carry on and I told her to stop disturbing me she has a phone she can press her phone in their room , she insulted me and told me to go and marry I got angry and ask her to leave she said I should do my worst and I landed a thunder slap in her face she held me by my neck screaming when my bro and wife came his wife started hitting me on my back I had to leave the house and went outside to cool down , my brother followed me and said I didn’t do well by hitting his wife sister he said I should go and apologise to his wife and sister , I refuse and asked him why he didn’t stop them when I was complaining bitterly about them but he waited for me to take matter to my own hand now he blamed me he said I should apologise which I did to his wife but not to the girl but that small girl was expecting me to knelt down and beg her , I told her she will wait for eternity.

Since the incidence his wife stopped talking to me , she ordered her sister’s to stop giving me food , the older girl used to dish food for me sometimes when she is not around but I told her to stop because I don’t want her to be in trouble with her sister and I didn’t report to my brother, it’s not a big deal for me I buy foods and eat at work and I only go home to sleep , 2 weeks ago I came home to see my mattress outside in the rain soaking wet , I was confused because it was supposed to be inside the girl room that’s where I keep it and they always bring it for me when is time for me to sleep so how come it was outside in the rain , I asked them they both denied they didn’t take it out and I suspected my brother wife or her youngest sister were the one who did it because they didn’t want me in the house anymore , I told my brother he said I should sleep on the sofa and in the morning I will get a new mattress in his shop but the wife get angry that I will damaged her sofa she wanted me to sleep on the floor with a wrapper but my brother refuse and I slept on the sofa , the next day I spoke with my brother I told him because I am not wanted in his house I don’t have peace of mind there , I want him to rent a self cont for me closer to the shop so It will be easier for me to get to work he refuse saying when he has a bigger house why would I go and leave alone , he said he provide all my needs and the rest the way his wife and sisters are treating me it doesn’t matter that he will never allow me and I told him I want to go back to the village , he said if I leave his house he will disown me and I will not longer be his brother , for 3 days now he stopped talking to me even if I greet him he won’t reply I feel hurt. I love my brother I want to serve him but I don’t want to stay in his house . I don’t know if I did something wrong by asking him to rent a room for me to be living alone? Am confuse please advice me
Food / Re: Fisherman Kills Sea Lion With Spear In Adada, Rivers State (Pictures) by cricifixo: 11:55pm On Jul 11, 2020
Human beings living in Nigeria & that creature which, which one is even more of an endangered specie?
Abohboy:
That’s an endangered species, Nigerians need to stop killing these animals, we should make marine protected areas stopping fools like these from killing these animals.
Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 8:31am On Jul 09, 2020
You are doing a very good job Millie. I always look forward to interesting updates everyday. Good job!
millieademi:
I promise this part of the story will end this month.

If my phone like let it run mad, I'll make sure to complete it this month.

If heaven want to fall, it will fall. Laziness is out the window.

So announcement,

If the characters are a bit fuzzy in your memories, I strongly advise going back to read again because everyone is important. Nenye and Nonso will be coming back in book two and Mayowa and Roselle in book three. Folarin and the Badmuses will play a significant role in book two. Ose too.

So every character is important.

And if you feel there are too many characters, I'm sorry. But that's how this story jumped into my head.

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Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 6:58pm On Jul 02, 2020
A rabbit must eat his carrot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (2 - 2) On 30th June 2020 by cricifixo: 10:13pm On Jun 30, 2020
Messiiii 2:1
Romance / Re: I Just Found Out Something Shocking About Buhari On Nairaland by cricifixo: 7:45am On Jun 28, 2020
Romance / Re: Will I Ever Feel The Warm Side Of A Woman. ?? by cricifixo: 8:08am On Jun 27, 2020
Descorts:
I see you lack respect. I blame myself for giving you the attention you've been seeking on nairaland anyway.
Now fvck off. Don't mention me again
sometimes our comments & responses actually expose one's level of maturity
Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 4:59pm On Jun 13, 2020
Who dares? sad
genius43:
OP have been banned
Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 8:38pm On Jun 12, 2020
He'll definitely hit it
SheWrites:


Hmmmmmmmmm.......
Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 3:35pm On Jun 12, 2020
That is if Praise has not already eaten the cookie
Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 8:38am On Jun 12, 2020
Seyifunmi actually has a point, didn't see that coming....but its almost same situation with dele's father.
God bless you millie

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by cricifixo: 12:14pm On Jun 10, 2020
This just broke my heart, he should just forgive the man

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Romance / Re: Why Are People Gay? by cricifixo: 10:56am On Jun 07, 2020
I disagree with ur view bro, people still can choose.
When i was growing up, i realised that i walked like a girl, i consciously worked on myself to change that.
There is always a choice bro
WoundedLamb:
People are gay cause they are gay. Nobody gets an IV to choose the gender they'll be attracted to. OP, did you choose to be straight? Didn't you find yourself attracted to ladies?

Fact is, there's no aspect of nature that doesn't have exceptions. People are born with complexion (melanin), some are not. Some people are tall, some are short, etc. So it's surprising that you guys expect sexuality to be a man/women thing for everyone. That's not how nature works.
Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 4:58pm On May 31, 2020
Praise wey don chop finish clean mouth. Free the guy jor make him fire down
Adeola25:
I hope Praise wouldn't eat the carrot as predicted by cricifixo. because I don't understand what's happening. Mr praise, ejowo don't cheat on your wife oo. Thanks Op.
Romance / Re: 3 Weeks To Wedding & I'm Confused! Please Advise Me by cricifixo: 4:07pm On May 26, 2020
Badt guys everywhere. Which one be vitamin D biko?
Ningen:
Do not bail on her for this. undecided

Her “mood swings” aren't even exaggerated. It's very mild and subtle. With good communication and effort from both parties, it can be managed.

Guy, I can tell she's also sexually frustrated.
Vitamin D is important for her mental health.

Once you've seal it off, dominate that “swing”.



Literature / Re: Married And Slaying: Diary Of Mrs. Nwakaego Etadafe by cricifixo: 12:16pm On May 23, 2020
You know its almost impossible for a rabbit to resist a bunch of carrots. Praise is gonna eat that carrot for sure

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Crime / Re: Woman Drowns Daughter In A Bucket Of Water by cricifixo: 3:49pm On May 13, 2020
Y'all should stop ur tribal bull crap
Firstlieutenant:
Afonja Amaka
Crime / Woman Drowns Daughter In A Bucket Of Water by cricifixo: 3:30pm On May 13, 2020
Shame, lack of money made me do it – Suspect
Deji Lambo

A 22-year-old mother, Oluwafunmilola Adisa, has been arrested for killing her daughter, Oluwanifemi, at their place of residence on Plot 221 Gowon Estate, in the Ipaja area of Lagos State.

The incident, which happened on Monday, also saw the woman dropping a note for her sister, Damilola, chronicling how she perpetrated the crime.

She blamed Oluwanifemi for the hardship she had been facing after she gave birth to her 21 months ago, adding that the daughter’s arrival cost her an admission to study law.
In a bid to alleviate her suffering, Oluwafunmilola said she drowned her baby in a bucket of water, adding that after committing the crime, she went to the Gowon Estate Police Station to report herself.

Explaining the events leading to the baby’s death, the Ogun State indigene stated, “I turned myself in after killing my daughter on Monday, May 11, 2020. “At first, I was thinking of strangling her, later I thought of suffocating her with a pillow, but my sister warned me to keep Oluwanifemi away from water after she had a dream and that gave me the idea of drowning her.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/lagos-woman-drowns-daughter-in-bucket-of-water/%3famp=1

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