₦airaland Forum

lalasticlala:
http://newtelegraphonline.com/terry-g-denrele-grace-amah-others-ejected-from-ebonyi-hotel/

terry G suppose dey ring bell for dere

englishmart:
we don't tolerate indecency in the east

eyah, sorry ehn

englishmart:
we don't tolerate indecency in the east

eyah..

kennyman2000:
Baba God, bless my hustle make gals dey fight over me too like this..

na good thing?

LordOfTheWeed:

What do expect from a calabar man before?

He gets attracted to anything looks like "p" just like the way a North pole of a magnet attracts the South pole of another!

like mourinho, he suffers from anything dat starts with 'P'... Pulis,Pellegrini,Pardew,Pussy etc

QueenEdna:
Hmmmm, guys aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ promiscuity.

girls and infidelity...

wakacome:
gerra ourra here mehn!!!!when dem open yansh for am nko??

naso dem go dey act loyal... "Guys and promiscuity",,, na girls cheat pass... I av a girl who controls 4 guys @ a time

ebosie11:
After singer Iyanya revealed on Instagram that he is dating Freda,an Instagram user name Nkechi has come after Freda Francis,claiming that Iyanya is dating her.She went ahead to say that Iyanya is a serial cheat and was dating her at the same time as Freda.She also said the singer sleeps with many girls.

  The exchange of words between Nkechi and Freda started about 15 weeks ago before Iyanya shared Freda’s photo last week.

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/08/instagram-user-comes-after-iyanya-and.html?m=1

most girls no get sense... Modernized oloshos.. Ready-made na hin dem go dey find.. Get ur ugly asses off d street bitches...

Naijasinglegirl:
I received a ping message inviting me for a birthday party.
That still voice kept telling me ''NaijaSingleGirl, don't go'' but I remained adamant.
The celebrant said she was going to send someone to come pick me up and take me back home when the evening party was over. This should be easy I thought.
First of all, I had thirty minutes to look for what to wear. It was 5:30pm and the birthday was meant to start by 6pm. No African time.
I eventually found a flare mini skirt but the waist was too large so I tied a scarf across it in place of a belt. Some minutes later, I was good to go.
A Keke Napep of all vehicles arrived with the celebrant brother. A keke is just a wheel barrow with a sitting area and it was painful watching all the swags I had disappear as I jumped in with my high heel sandals. I would have turned it down but I didn't want to come across as a conceited person. Maybe if I was in a relationship she would have sent a ferrari. Who knows?
Three minutes into the journey, a heavy rain began and the convertible looking keke napep was not spared. I arrived at the venue looking like a wet chicken. I was a total mess! The rain wiped out my makeup, the outline of my bra was showing and my skirt was dripping water.
I had to take off the scarf from my waist to wipe my face.
Then came the sympathies from the girls that arrived with Limos.
''Sorry o''. ''Eeyah'' ''let's ask the celebrant for a towel" ''Is your skirt oversized or what?''

Before I knew it, one of the girls handed me a camera and begged me to take them pictures. When I was done giving them 50 shots, none of them wanted to take shots with me. Who would anyway when I was looking like a drenched evil spirit.
I didn't know worse awaited me.
I stepped into the party room without realising there was a short staircase so I fell, ruining a heel from one pair of my sandals. One of the celebrant siblings rushed to pick me up promising she was going to give me a pair of bathroom slippers before I leave. How embarrassing could my day be?

I hurriedly limped to one corner and sat there going through MTN old messages in my phone. Anything to avoid everyone's eyes.
The party had a total of 38 guests inclusive of 36 females and two males. An all girls party? Eighteen girls to one guy? Obviously I was going to leave the party single again.
Oh well...
It was time for the opening prayer.
''You with the red mini skirt, lead us in prayer''
I turned only to realise the celebrant mother was talking to me. The celebrant mother? I thought this was meant to be an adult party for the 'not so old adults'
''In Jesus name, bless this day Lord'' was all I could stutter. If I had said more than that, I would have been weeping.
All I needed was a quiet time with Jesus so I could ask him why all of these was happening to me.
Immediately I was done with my sentence, they started sharing birthday rice. I've never been to such a brief party all my life!
Snap, Pray, Eat and Vamoose. Nice one I thought.
Everyone was served exception of me.
I had to feel my body if I mistakenly wore my invisible cloak.
At that point I started chewing on my invisible gum while other guests who were done with their food looked at me with pity.
''The girl with the short skirt has not eaten, give her food''
The celebrant mother told one of her girls with her Sango voice.
Everyone turned at me.
''I am not hungry'' I lied fighting back tears.
She didn't pay attention to me. A plate of rice was shoved into my hands. Seconds later, the two guys at the party were headed towards me. Among all the girls here, they found me attractive.
Hallelujah!
Something to compensate myself for, I thought.
The first thing one of them said was
''Hello NSG, are you born again? You think life is all about fried rice & mini skirt''
I almost choked on the rice.
Apparently, they were from the celebrant church & I was thinking they fancied me.
Both of them spent the next twenty five minutes preaching to me while I was swallowing my rice one grain after other. I blamed my short skirt for putting me through that.
Eventually, a mini altar-call was done for me there and everyone watched while I proclaimed Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour.
After all said and done, I was handed a pair of bathroom slippers and whisked back into my keke napep.
Why always me?

'NSG' shud b Naija Single Girl... How dose brodas take know say u b NSG

Naijasinglegirl:
I received a ping message inviting me for a birthday party.
That still voice kept telling me ''NaijaSingleGirl, don't go'' but I remained adamant.
The celebrant said she was going to send someone to come pick me up and take me back home when the evening party was over. This should be easy I thought.
First of all, I had thirty minutes to look for what to wear. It was 5:30pm and the birthday was meant to start by 6pm. No African time.
I eventually found a flare mini skirt but the waist was too large so I tied a scarf across it in place of a belt. Some minutes later, I was good to go.
A Keke Napep of all vehicles arrived with the celebrant brother. A keke is just a wheel barrow with a sitting area and it was painful watching all the swags I had disappear as I jumped in with my high heel sandals. I would have turned it down but I didn't want to come across as a conceited person. Maybe if I was in a relationship she would have sent a ferrari. Who knows?
Three minutes into the journey, a heavy rain began and the convertible looking keke napep was not spared. I arrived at the venue looking like a wet chicken. I was a total mess! The rain wiped out my makeup, the outline of my bra was showing and my skirt was dripping water.
I had to take off the scarf from my waist to wipe my face.
Then came the sympathies from the girls that arrived with Limos.
''Sorry o''. ''Eeyah'' ''let's ask the celebrant for a towel" ''Is your skirt oversized or what?''

Before I knew it, one of the girls handed me a camera and begged me to take them pictures. When I was done giving them 50 shots, none of them wanted to take shots with me. Who would anyway when I was looking like a drenched evil spirit.
I didn't know worse awaited me.
I stepped into the party room without realising there was a short staircase so I fell, ruining a heel from one pair of my sandals. One of the celebrant siblings rushed to pick me up promising she was going to give me a pair of bathroom slippers before I leave. How embarrassing could my day be?

I hurriedly limped to one corner and sat there going through MTN old messages in my phone. Anything to avoid everyone's eyes.
The party had a total of 38 guests inclusive of 36 females and two males. An all girls party? Eighteen girls to one guy? Obviously I was going to leave the party single again.
Oh well...
It was time for the opening prayer.
''You with the red mini skirt, lead us in prayer''
I turned only to realise the celebrant mother was talking to me. The celebrant mother? I thought this was meant to be an adult party for the 'not so old adults'
''In Jesus name, bless this day Lord'' was all I could stutter. If I had said more than that, I would have been weeping.
All I needed was a quiet time with Jesus so I could ask him why all of these was happening to me.
Immediately I was done with my sentence, they started sharing birthday rice. I've never been to such a brief party all my life!
Snap, Pray, Eat and Vamoose. Nice one I thought.
Everyone was served exception of me.
I had to feel my body if I mistakenly wore my invisible cloak.
At that point I started chewing on my invisible gum while other guests who were done with their food looked at me with pity.
''The girl with the short skirt has not eaten, give her food''
The celebrant mother told one of her girls with her Sango voice.
Everyone turned at me.
''I am not hungry'' I lied fighting back tears.
She didn't pay attention to me. A plate of rice was shoved into my hands. Seconds later, the two guys at the party were headed towards me. Among all the girls here, they found me attractive.
Hallelujah!
Something to compensate myself for, I thought.
The first thing one of them said was
''Hello NSG, are you born again? You think life is all about fried rice & mini skirt''
I almost choked on the rice.
Apparently, they were from the celebrant church & I was thinking they fancied me.
Both of them spent the next twenty five minutes preaching to me while I was swallowing my rice one grain after other. I blamed my short skirt for putting me through that.
Eventually, a mini altar-call was done for me there and everyone watched while I proclaimed Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour.
After all said and done, I was handed a pair of bathroom slippers and whisked back into my keke napep.
Why always me?

balotelli...

GabrielSuswam:
and I'm dating Dangote's daughter....
Nothing New

which dangote?

FrankValency:
Cynthia Morgan has officially announced she and Burna Boy are dating. The "German Juice "and "I'm Taken" crooner shared this hot pictures of them locked in a deep kiss, with caption:

"LET’S JUST BE HONEST!LET’S JUST BE REAL!"
Big ups to them,this is a serious combo sha,one love to Burna Boy for having the German Juice to himself.


Source: http://www.mediahoarders.com.ng/news/couple-alert-cynthia-morgan-passionately-kisses-burna-boy-in-new-photo

edo girls! Chei... D 1st pic don make me hard...

FrankValency:
Cynthia Morgan has officially announced she and Burna Boy are dating. The "German Juice "and "I'm Taken" crooner shared this hot pictures of them locked in a deep kiss, with caption:

"LET’S JUST BE HONEST!LET’S JUST BE REAL!"
Big ups to them,this is a serious combo sha,one love to Burna Boy for having the German Juice to himself.


Source: http://www.mediahoarders.com.ng/news/couple-alert-cynthia-morgan-passionately-kisses-burna-boy-in-new-photo

Gangsta dating a fellow gangsta... GANGSTA LUV

danaiks:
Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, fake face......!!!!
OMG......girls why??

80% of d girls in naija are fake.. Modernized oloshos.

sixtuschimere:
Nollywood divas Ini Edo,Oge Okoye and Rukky Sanda look drop dead gorgeous in these photos.The three actresses were pictured together at  Rukky's Dark premiere party held last week.Beautiful ladies.

goods no dey dem shop again.. Lmao

michealewela:
I'm confused at the moment, i don't know if i will continue or quit...

I will neva quit... Though I'm not an addict... I can neva quit buh I'm on break for now...

2pointsonly:
hehehe

2pointsonly:
hehehe

lol. Abi nah.

Fernandowski:
Hard work pays off!!

yeah,it pays,, buh hardwork without d touch of God is fake!

McCarlito:
Gooooooooooooooaaaalllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Falcao try for that one sha
Up Chelsea!!!!!!!

falcao the yahooboy...

Stephansmily:
I guess Skiibii is still trending on Naija. See what some one posted on instagram...

na people wey no get shingbain go tok pass...

California30:
People's opinion don't matter.
This is Internet era, a kid can buy a phone & get some free data, he comes on the internet & start writing shiit.
Is he suppose to wear a pair of jeans once ??
Don't tell me you still don't wear the clothes you bought in 2013.
Foolish Nigerians

I wonder o

Timbuktu14:
Better days ahead bruv. Some days are like that

better days ahead,na so dem go dey tok, till season finish, na sti beta days ahead... Lol

leocolin:
win to nil simply means ur supported team is expected to win without conceiving a goal.

Clean sheet no simply means your supported team is expected to concieve a goal regardless of weather they win the match or not.

nope, u don change am for each other...

izora:
they are different oh.. its not the same...win to nill mean even if kappo wins they must score kappo.. so if dey play 0-0 its stiill a win

win to nil and clean sheet are the same but av a difference... If a match ends '0-0' and u chose 'win to nil',it enters buh if it also ends '0-0' and u chose 'clean sheet NO' I'm sorry, tear ur ticket...

byko89:
ONE DOWN,9 MORE TO Go

if everything no come,na OPC I go use con kari u o...

Freemanan:
Motion seconded...

no talent... Motion thirded

Iamsynord:
Waje .No be by Force to Snap selfie with Bono

I Gave a Big S/0 to the Ancestors. Introvert, Lady F,Freemanan ...

Joining These Stars Soon By God's Grace

https://my.notjustok.com/track/18462/otubante-synord

waje wey no sabi sing... So much hype

Segadem:
that will be a mass burial for nan u

fenk God... Hahahaha

mukina2:
Seedings

Pot 1 Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Chelsea, Benfica, Juventus, Paris Saint-Germain, Zenit St. Petersburg, PSV Eindhoven.

Pot 2 Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Arsenal, Porto, Valencia, Manchester City , Manchester United, Bayer Leverkusen,

Pot 3 Lyon, Dynamo Kiev, Olympiakos, Galatasaray, Roma, Shakhtar Donetsk, CSKA Moscow,

Pot 4 Borussia Moenchengladbach, Wolfsburg, Dinamo Zagreb, Maccabi Tel Aviv, Gent, Malmo , BATE, Astana


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNXLeIJWwAAOu28.png

I'm pretty sure manyoo and barca will be in the same group...

misspicy:
My crush until that aunty agbaya born for him...

Is dat not even child abuse

you'd do more dan dat if u were in her shoes... #9jababes

godoluwa:
eh man! u r new here ryt?

kinda

Ddonchester:
One today 3 tomorrow

oldham don spoil am...