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Webman007:
It will make sense if we can collide..what do you think?

you mean like in an auto crash

HELL NO!

Webman007:
WOW......Am catching that and taking it all IN

Awwww! so touching

Webman007:
Yes i did....but i have now turned the page to YOU.

oh! I love you too.

Webman007:
Not a lie my dear....not on this Sunday Morning...Let me do the saying...'I LOVE YOU'

Maybe we ain't on the same page, did you say I should tell Buhari 'I love you'

KayDEAN:
Anybody who goes into smoking because of music videos has a very weak, timid and confused mind. Smoking is not really bad but it's a decision that can ruin your life if done without moderation. I personally smoke a lot of marijuana and can't say my life is falling apart, I won't advise my jnr bro to, but if he does, I'll respect that he does it in moderation.

It should be given serious thoughts before starting, not after seeing a music video

But you are a fool if u inhale Benson

so I used to say, but the human mind is highly sensitive and vulnerable.

I will kindly ask you to put yourself through this simple test and pls be objective about it(not hardening your heart just because you want to prove this test wrong).

Pick a song you hate or a song you are indifferent to
Play it consistently, maybe just leave it on while you are not necessarily listening to it, try it over time and see what happens.

DISCLAIMER : I'm not saying you will necessarily start smoking like in this case...I'm just saying.. your mind will feed on it, which may begin to change your perception about it(you may go from seeing the danger in the song to appreciating it as a work of art).
Just trying to say that our mind grows on what we feed it.

Webman007:
Say I love you....

That could be a lie.

scooby12:
Say sai baba!

I think that's for loyal fans.

ottohan:
Why r u speechless?

cos I can't tell if his return(to resume as president)is a good thing or not.

I don't honestly know what to say

overdrive:
kate has added a lot of weight.

I almost asked where is Kate in the picture.

Really

StephDamielola:
Mtcheeeew!



Fvcking Gaybriel.


There are alot of gays in Abuja..



I am glad this fool met his Waterloo.



There is one of them that I wish would be caught soon. The guy is a cab man, he only picks up females and wears a red shirt.


This Dude masturbates while driving.


Someone should pick up that idiot t.

He took me to minister's Hill and I saw him stroking his Dick. I was like "What the fvck" ? gave him a big slap and the idiot was pleading and blaming the devil. The second occasion I never knew he was the one, we were close to Gana Street when he pulled out his Dick, I just reminded him of the previous incident and this fool was begging and blaming the devil again. He swore that he will change and turn a new leaf, but it is rumoured that he is still indulging in such useless act.

Ayam not understanding
So people just bring out their kini now and start stroking without invitation or...?

2019 is approaching!

EgunMogaji:
It's been on my bucket list but way down there.

Other places like Gambia, Senegal, Magadascar are more prominent as is most of the atolls and islands off of the African coasts.

Mama Afrique. I can't wait for retirement.

Speaking of Africa, Mauritania comes to mind, I don't why but it just keeps popping up.

Mykanos!
Another place added to my wishlist, right after Mumbai or is it Monaco, Now, I'm just confused.

BiggyBamBam:
Lailai

why

Kenneth205:



The real king is the Oba Of Benin


Quote me and fall down and die!

Is that the Oba of Benin?
*licking my lips*

Uche Jumbo

Sad, just sad!

MysteriousAnn:
[color=deeppink]i can trek from Asia to Europe within a minute! [/color]

The last part of your name...

Ok

daarworld:
her head is inching her. Abi she wan die ni. All dis lady of now are days sha.

looks like she will definitely die...

Oyinbos slaying even in our own native wears.

sukkot:
no such thing as premarital sex. it doesnt exist. once you have sex, thats your wife. sex is marriage. now if you leave her after the sex, thats fornication. sex to GOD is marriage. AND HE TOOK HER AND KNEW HER AND THE TWO BECAME ONE

chai!
e haff finish.

daewoorazer:
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I hope u understand d intensity of ur last statement

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I hope he does!

Pastors and celebs...I no com know which one dey find attention pass.

Neminc:
Anthony you too talk. No be omo naija u be again? Just urinate on one of his pictures and send it down to us here in Ogbomoso. The terrestrial powers will take over from there

;Duna no go kill person with laff for here

And I haven't treated malaria in more than a year

Now I'm scared

Ehiscotch:
This is getting out of hand.
People are just going berserk and taking it to the extreme.

Why not take her out for celebration or buy her a gift or give her some cash to hold before entering the labour market or to raise capital?

I am not against going wild but it should be to a certain degree.

no be naija again, where everything is taken to the extreme, at least for oyibo film, I dey see graduation party, graduation cake or gift.

Op, e get one kind area wey u go stranded, you will find yourself incapable of doing all four options.

The Isreali government are seriously making money out of shiiit like this?

How does visiting all the places Jesus ever was help you?
But then again, it's tourism.

The only thing that comes to mind when I hear Akeredolu is first

White beards, then
Governor Ondo state.

NwaAmaikpe:



Hope not to this girl?
He will soon find out that marriage is not a movie.

That girl will use her gapped-tooth and tongue to suck him dry.
She doesn't even look marriageable.

you know I was actually scrolling down comments without checking the monikers...when I read this particular one, I just knew who it was, I went back to check...and voilà, you didn't disappoint.

Are you trying to “trademark" your style of comments on nairaland?