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Funny enough, even some of our educated Nigerian youths still ask shey the capital of Akwa Ibom is Calabar and I just stare at them for a few seconds and then say yes come waka pass.

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what the hell is this one for heaven's sake

ashewoboy:
are you good looking? reply my pm, let me see your picture.

I don't exactly know how this PM thing works
BTW, your moniker scares

What are the odds of meeting a nice guy?

I just saw may God console her, before I was done typing, OK, appeared all over the place.

Evaberry:
This is the 1st time a so called man of god has actually said something sensible
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Homosexuality is not and can never be a sin.

it is fornication that is sinful.



There will be more homosexuals in heaven than straight people

Dear Madam/Sir, further explanations needed pls.

They have moved from pre wedding photos to videos.

Okay nau

Nigerians and erecting structures where they shouldn't.

Hello House, has anybody heard of Monrole group, they claim to be a group promoting Agropreneurs, but then one has to register for 5k, is anyone here part of it or has anyone heard of it?

BabbanBura:
Pressure my foot, she is not complaining but flainting God's blessings for her life. If you got not, sit ya envious-ass down and mourn your missery away from here

For the love of boobs, how many times have you masturbated on the pix?

kaffy4tope:
So they did all that and you did not wake? Pls try and go to a hospital for test ASAP. Who knows what funny thing they might have done to you.

A lady in my area was kicked out of her matrimonial home when she could not explain to her husband how she was impregnated, it was after proper consultations she got to know she was raped while fast aleep. Such will not be your portion ooo. So sorry for your loss once again.

exactly, the person must have been drugged(maybe some stuff was sprayed...)

I'm not sure it's cos he found it attractive(that's if it's true) I'm guessing it's cos the man was astonished at the kind of pressure life puts on one human being.

One thing people don't get is that there are no rules to relationship games.
That's why I don't attend most relationship seminars or read some books on do's and dont's of relationships.
What works for one may not work for the other.

U

Unbelievable!

Tolexander:
Good

But which one of the two guys is the Fulani herdsman and which one is Sam Loco's son.

Cos I can't really get the difference between the two.

honestly I thought of this too

Punta Cana?

That's sure going down on the list.

ibukunoluwat:
pusssy escape ke

I dey tell you.

kellyJames5:
I hate this 'she can laugh or cook for Africa' whatever.

just tell us he or she is very good at something and stop the unnecessary exaggeration.

very common among facebookers especially females.

Even when they hate each other like mad.

ibukunoluwat:
I dunno where all this
happy abortion escape
happy womb escape
Happy Earth strong whatever came from like can you not just simply say Happy Birthday. same with k, kk, IDK.... like can't you just type in full

wait until you see happy pusssy escape like I saw the other day, then u would know how far...

The day I see that nonsense wish on my wall, I go swear for the person, come block am...don't wish me anything at all, it's better that way.

People will start coming on music

There's definitely a downside to this.

TheSonOfMark:
One of those moments when I can't help but be embarrassed on someone-else's behalf 'cause they lack the self-awareness to feel it.

What the...?! Give the woman some dignity. You don't just project her to viewing strangers on the internet like she's some bytes of Google ads. What's worse? It's being done on Twitter where nearly everyone logs on to have sadistic fun mocking other persons just for retweets.

Good intention, wrong approach.

And the poor woman may have no idea of this.

Done

benzene00:
what has getting married has to do with being responsible?

some pastors and misplaced priority

some gullible members will even sit there and clap their stupid hands.

Atiku2019:
Stab with an axe?

I saw that too

ThatCEO:
Why go through all these childish nonsense cos of a p***y anyway when you can make the girl feel you are doing her a favor by banging her? Well, these only happens to boiz who have nothing to offer except their prick. A typical Nigerian nigga:

1. No swag
2. dirty-sweaty-smelly body n armpit,
3. Days of boxers not getting washed (no wonder they never get a Mouth Gig)
4. Scratchy dandruff infested hair
5. lack of small little romance.
6. Poor dress sense.
7. Dull in communication.
8. Never used a perfume.
9. The girl can't kiss them because their mouth is constantly oozing with of Alomo which they foolishly believe will enhance their banging mileage.
10. And when they finally get the chance to f**k, they won't last 15minutes per round because of poor diet.


But you see the foolish boys blaming their lack of money for not finding a girl to mate with. A beg o, in all the 10 things I have mentioned, which one requires money?

Mind you, I have slept in a room severally without touching a girl. Well, I know the worth of my d**k. why beg you for sex, when you should be the one thinking of how to rape me as we lie side by side on the bed?

These boiz just refused to grow. We always blame the ladies but our fault is just even worse.

Now I totally want to buy you a drink.

udumosam23:
As in ehn, why uranium in Idomi? Hope the millatary will not take over my little community?

Extractions started some months ago and some Chinese came with machines and were moving some resources we don't understand. We had to protest and stop them.

The youths insist they build their factory there or stop mining.

...and Nigeria be forming independent state, when in fact they are worst off than the colonial era, at least then were legitimate slaves, now, I really can't say.

oshe11:
Did I jst see Uranium.....?



Kim r U tinkin wat Im tinkin

I am,
In fact let me coman be going back to my village.

Y

rosalieene:
Hahahaha

boy: don't worry I won't put it in, I just want to use the tip to rub ur clit, its almost same as the main deal

girl: ok(later)....... ouch, it's painful Na Pls stop it, I don't want to do it yet. you promised to rub just the tip but you are pushing it inside.

boy: am so sorry baby, but baby Pls you know I love you, can't you just do this for me, everyone is doing it, there is no big deal, it's normal.

girl: no please

boy: if you don't want this, then I will leave.

(same day or days later)

girl: oh baby please don't leave me, ok let's do it.

boysmiles), don't worry, you will enjoy it, I promise and you won't regret


Chai girls af suffer...... almost all girls can attest to this.

some become good girl gone bad


lalasti.clala hope you aren't a playboy too

reminds me of...

But person dey mumu dat time o sha.

Like Tonto
Let what happen before not happen again.

Op, you have already given your verdict at about the last line of your post, what else do you want from us
To start begging you not to, when the woman knows what she is doing, and you know what she is doing, and you both know where it's leading to, and you both want to it to lead there.

Webman007:
nOPE.....let's Collide to collaborate in the physical....be glad to give u a ring....08031351074 (my num) X(thanks)

This seem more like you want to ring up the entire Nairaland, but I will try adding you up.