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No wonder he was caught...

That ain't nothing close to a woman.

xynerise:
Even our attire fit oyibo pass us

I swear, I noticed it too, they even killed it in our own attire and our own kontri...

Do people ever survive this dreaded disease called cancer?

Ralphlauren:
Jidenna. The "one hit wonder" and "white man" wannabe from eastern nigeria.

When is he going to stop applying "relaxer" on his hair and beards and sleeking his hair down with hair gel

It looks like he even rolls the hair with hair rollers for women and applies setting lotion and pink oil

When is he going to auto dyeing his hair oxblood or is it auburn ?

Why is he ashamed of his black hair/Afro.

This brother is vexed!

OVA200:
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie.

o boy, see rationalization... contradictory!!

Chubhie:
The next logical question:How small is too small? verifiable numbers?

SlyCharlie:
Lol.
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They are actually 2 people, buh they share the same body.
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Someewht complex situation.
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They both eat, but the food goes to one stomach.
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The walkin aspect quite interesting, since each Head controls one leg, they have to time it in a way that when one leg is foward the other backward. It took them quite a while to learn this.
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One of then the heads is good in maths while the other is quite the talkative.
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I read an intereesting pice on these two sometime back. Would give u the link later

This is very strange, in fact borderline scary, I don't think I could be comfortable around them or him...it's weird.

Okay.

Franzinni:
I use to hate gay people with a passion because I was taught to hate them and nothing more....

Now I know better... The world is full of perspectives and even if I don't like your perspective doesn't mean I can't tolerate it.

The uncle should. Be pushed from the 10th floor too.... If he feels he is a god.... Then he must know how to fly...


Another thing to note is most people that want to kill gay. People so bad.... Are psychologically trying to kill someting which they hate about themselves...

#in the closet

chai!
The last part of your comment sunk, I have never really thought of it that way...

positivelord:
looking at thoseDaniella pics, am wondering what will be going on in the mind of Apostul suleman`s wife.

What if i mean what if my husband have been finishing on her back too..just wht if of course devils is a liar

The pix looks so forced and fake...

GloriaNinja:
WILL HE SHUT THE Bleep UP! WHO CARES! WHO HE EPP?

sounding totally like a biiitch...I thought it's only women that are capable of doing this kind of thing...obviously pained.

Real men won't even give a shiiit, but move on to the next phase...this one na pusssyy

Amalizzy:
Its not too fast joor, I met my husband on 4th of august, he paid my bride price 7th of that same month. Wedded DEC and we are still happily married
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I guess your husband was ready financially, he was just waiting for the right woman, I guess why this rarely happen or should I say why it seems surprising to most people is that people expect one to be in a relationship forever before marriage happens, but what we don't know or fail to acknowledge is that most times it is due to financial constraint.

Amalizzy:
Its not too fast joor, I met my husband on 4th of august, he paid my bride price 7th of that same month. Wedded DEC and we are still happily married
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I guess your husband was ready financially, he was just waiting for the right woman, I guess why this rarely happens or should I say why it seems surprising to most people is that people expect one to be in a relationship forever before marriage happens, but what we don't know or fail to acknowledge is that most times it is due to financial constraint.

What's the correlation?

Do they know the number of things that happened that day?

SAMBHOSS:
buh why everyone saying "the werewolf lady"



wetin b her name laa

same question I wanted to ask, I mean she always goes by the name “wolf girl" on this thread

rocoh:
Alscon.

Yes, I come from where it is located.

rocoh:
Please tell us more . It seems you have been there.

been where exactly?

martyns303:
T.B Joshua MUST NOT be allowed to leave. 60% of our tourism cannot be allowed out the door.

There are a few things Nigeria is known for, and religion is one of the biggest. The Nigerian government must do everything to persuade Joshua to stay. See how the Israelis are working hard for the relocation, why is the Nigerian government not fighting as hard to retain him?

To Joshua, Sir, you said you want to touch lives. Sir there are far more Christians in Nigeria than Isreal, meaning u can reach more people being in Nigeria than Isreal.

The people working, living and doing business around the synagogue must protest Joshua's decision. They are about to lose their source of income.

we are about to lose the one sector we are doing well at, at least the influx of foreigners that come seeking miracles in TB'church boast tourism, but if he eventually moves...all that goes to Is real...don't get me started on those who will be out of jobs.

I didn't bother reading everything, but when I saw Russians keeping the machines in good care, it became irritating...Russians ain't doing shiiit...in fact I don't know what the minister is thinking...but I think the Russians should be sent packing like yesterday.

hotspec:
Gone are those days that they used to say money cannot buy happiness. Today, money can buy both happiness and joy Get RICH or die trying

I'm telling you, someone once said “whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop".

admax:
It is churches like this most people prefer to go where they will get instantaneous miracles, tell them to attend churches like COZA where they will be taught the word of God they can apply themselves without the Pastor forming James Bond, they will say Mba!

did I read well?

COZA?

Oladimejyy:
How is he a hero

By winning 25 mill from a reality TV show, same 25 mill entrepreneurs make in a week or so...

Africa my Africa.

Turks:
Oshey!!!...Eminem wannabe.

Eminem?

By the way, he thinks he is having fun, creating future problems for the kids....his money may not be able to fix what is coming in the future...that is if he even still has the money then.

SlyCharlie:
Last time I checked Abby and Brittany Hensel weren't africans, they are the most popular co joined twins alive.
Sometimes it their decision to make.
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Simple

wait, I don't get this, how do they walk, eat,...

Are we seeing them as one person or two?
If they are getting married...who is marrying and who is not.

LoveJesus87:
Lol nice dp

Thank you

emeijeh:
How will they teach in a class that requires a single teacher who teaches all the subjects?

forget teaching, how did they survive?

Women like these deserve my respect, cos they do what I can't even dream of doing.

Gidoka:
Efe said in Ay live, "I go repeat cloth o, money no go finish for packaging I dey talk am now becos una go talk abt my dressing tire" I guess it has started...

if he said this, then nobody should bother the young man.

Griffon:
Good list bro, but sorry to say this, once you take away sex from the equation, 95% of Nigerian girls have NOTHING to offer in relationships.

It has been spiritually and scientifically proven.

If you bump into a Nigerian chick who's willing to spend, sacrifice, and give up tons of benefits just for you, my brother pause and ask those around you if you are really in Nigeria or Singapore.

This is not entirely true, we attract our kind, you can't be half baked as a man and expect to get the best of women.

Most men too have sexx in mind when approaching a lady that's why that's all they end up getting, but here on Nairaland and other social media, men are always represented as saints, and women as the big bad wolves.

Crauxx:
at first i think sey that first baby dey face down. Sey the waist and hips don bend

I'm still trying to get the position of that first baby.

pinkpant:
just that she looks too ordinary to be a super star...

they all start by being ordinary, its the stardom that brings the extra ordinary.