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I like the outfit, she's just trying to get people to talk, and give it to Nigerians, they didn't disappoint.

[Preseason and season , life sometimes has a way of being fair to the so called 'bad' people.
This girl might just get to prison and become a boss, next thing, she stays in prison and inflict pain on the innocent out here. After all we often hear of organized crime from prison.quote author=ayxmania post=62050834]

Being juvenile, she would first be forgotten at a juvenile remand home for years, till her main trials start. Also, she is not a first time offender, as she was once arrested for either murder or manslaughter (according to her neighbours).
In other words, she would 'play preseason) for about two years before her main 'season' starts.[/quote]

ayxmania:
See what youthful exuberance has caused you? You would stand trial, your case would be adjourned for several years, you would be remanded in prison, you would serve hard labour, be violated, and after several years, sentenced to death. Even after that, you won't be killed quickly, you would be on death row for several years. Ode to a life stupidly led! I hope other youths would learn from you.

By the way, go and slay in prison.

I don't understand the part of the law where someone is sentenced to death and still left on death row.

BTW, I thought she's just 16 and can't stand trial yet until 18, Abi is that now how it works?

ogoloray:
After years of whoring...

the slowpoke will now be looking for an understanding man that will not judge her by her past...

and that man will surely be....

u know the rest

and that man will surely be no one related to me.

jdluv:
dont they read before buyin...Lol

look at the folks wearing them, you will get your answer.

claremont:
It's the African version of the Koala, but I have forgotten what the actual name is. This particular specie is very common in Nigerian tropical forests, it feeds and lives on bamboo trees. Nothing strange here, go find your witches elsewhere.

no mind us, no be Africans we be, so cos, we haven't seen it before, that makes it strange, there are a thousand and one forest and sea creatures we have never seen and may not see till we go grey and die, doesn't mean they don't exist.

I have a lot of respect for Timi, but on this, I think Freeze is right...Timi is talking like a sentimental religious people we are, but in this argument, one must be objective.
BTW, what does being placed on a ban feel like on NL, cos I couldn't log in for days. But I didn't do nothing, actually if was banned, that should tell the MOD who did a lot.

I'm pretty sure, it isn't about beauty anymore, maybe wits, which I will gladly choose.

Papiikush:
If it was some other nairalander that typed this i would have shown concern about his mental stability... Even your quote makes you look silly.

Read it again this time read it slowly and look if it fits in your comment. Sigh... Ode.

There was no information about what transpired between the young couple jumping into conclusion make you sound barbaric. (she might be acting according to self defense)

There are five million and eight ways to deal with a woman without touching her.

This comments shows you were raised in an abusive relationship/marriage and it has really affected your sense of judgment...

seeing the amount of people who actually agree with this makes me realize we are in a new era of physical assault on women. (Lord save my sisters and future daughters from these animals)


Listen dude, Only an animal will raise his hands on a fellow human (I don't give a fück about the victim's gender).

You are a MAN for a reason act like a man and not some adamant predator. If provoked you walk away.

honestly I almost quoted the guy, but then I saw the moniker

What about a case where you beat her black and blue in the day, she wipes her tears, walks away, then stabs you at night in your sleep.
I will always say, if you ain't comfortable with any girl/guy, dump their arse and walk away, before stories that shrink the heart comes up.

sotall:
Can someone point to a law in the Nigerian constitution that says oloshoism is a crime.

If not ,why arrest them ?

Case of misplaced priority.

exactly what I wanted to ask

With the high rate of "oloshoism" I almost thought it was legalized.

HungerBAD:
Interesting.

Sometimes, God has a way of using unlikely sources to send a message across for those with understanding to see. And so i called my younger sisters after seeing this post, with emphasis on the undergraduates among them(especially the last two in Unilag) and gave them my annual EMBER months BORING OLDER BROTHER Speeches again.

If there is anything you guys need, no matter how big, please inform big brother. Do not go out with your School/Course mates for parties or places not for studies outside campus.

I know you guys don't think i know you have boyfriends, but i keep seeing the pictures of some particular guys on your face book pages. If the guys invite you to a party in Ibadan,Ikorodu or any part of Ogun State, please tell them you have Malaria and cant go. In short, avoid going anywhere outside the campus for now.

Even if your Pastors invite you for questionable prayers, please do not go. This message is specifically to you wey carry Christ Embassy for Head.

Make sure you board vehicles at designated motor parks, and definitely do not trust any body with questionable source of money. I love you my Sisters, and i know you will do the right things.

stuff like this just makes me wish I had an elder bro, over protective and all
How cute

martynsnet:
nothing comes cheap, you have to work hard and invest, that's some hard work those boys put in there plus almost £1m investment. And someone out there reading this thinks life is easy, are u willing to bleed out of your eyes for your dreams? the answer is NO, cos u are full of sh#!

Even though this is terrible, but all I read up there is a a guy with lots of zeal and hardworking as fvck, I mean...constructing a tunnel?

luminouz:

I may likely what......unleash? Rediscover? Augment? Paraphrase? Suyanise? Concentrate? Refurbish? Implement? Aggravate Elucidate?? Or WHAT

let's just say with all you typed up there, my neighbour may be shouting if you dared to come.
So, no, no address for you.

luminouz:
Gimme address..lemme confirm

No, I have a feeling than instead of coming to stop it, you may likely...

femi4:
Yours nko......somebody else is listening to your ringtone

c'mon I'm a virgin

Someone pls come tell this my next door neighbour
That Lady is a screamer

Rubbish!
This is not the thread I wanted to type rubbish, I actually wanted to type on the one that says Dino Melaye receives an award for senator of the year, so let me go there now.

designer01:
CELE GALS FVck BETTER TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE

why?
Does fvcking have anything to do with religion?

pcguru1:
Lol your profile pix almost choked me, stealing it

Lol, you can steal it, cos I stole it too after it almost choked me too.

pcguru1:
Well not really, yes his friends are questionable but he can't be answerable for them, you will have friends that have some lapses in character at some point. I keep a lot of friends who do Marijuana , drink and smoke but we are all responsible people................,right ?

I don't quite agree with that theory...if you do keep these friends especially if they are really close pals, trust me you can't resist for so long, it may not be next week or next month, but someday the pressure to flow along comes,that is if you haven't at some point given in, except these are people you roll once in a while with.
In Davido's case, I don't think these three guys were just guys he shook hands with in passing.

missnawty:
Oga gan oooo! 3 frnds dying within a week, all inside car, drink and drugs overdose .. Eyin aye e funra ooo

Davido may not have had anything to do with their deaths, but this says a lot about him and his circle of friends, that's if we are to roll with this drinking and drugs story.

You can just tell those guys are true friends of Oritse Femi by having same hair signature.

modath:
According to James Hadley Chase, "First time is happenstance, second time is coincidence, third time is DEFINITELY enemy action".... This isn't even superstition or oversabi but this is just freakishly unreal!

How on Earth will one person have 3friends /acquintances die "quietly" in cars within same period? What are the odds? Davido.....

I thought of this too, don't want to imply anything, but what are the odds?
Were they poisoned or maybe doing drugs?

KinzyeWriter:
Ehya .... Ibi Aye Yinlo Mey Emo (chorus 2x)


Another one.

Aye le o, Ibosi oooooooooooo

Aye do rikodo ko ye in mo oooo


Rip.

What does this song really mean?
With the way it's been used in skits....

Akshow:
Very happily.

let's try this again, who knows you just might find the secret to happiness this time :-

I'm proud of just number one...The rest
Democracy?
Seriously?

Is he singular?

Where's the Sheriff going to in 2019?

I remember back then after 2015 general elections,
Change is here!
Accept change!
A new sheriff is in town!
Sheriff is staying o, Sheriff just has to.

biacan:
Yes it must surly comes from a man

Good luck then!

biacan:
Sister don't be a victim to broke guys.....wise up the world is changing

Wow! Wow!
What happened to you working and being an independent woman, must what you enjoy come from a man?