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Out of all ambitions, i wanted to become a nuclear physicist (after watching so many documentaries on Einstein, Vorna von braun, Vorna Heisenberg) all of whom were great scientists of the Nazi regime . But alas, reality slapped me in the face with F9 in physics . Thus it forced an alteration of my ambition, and now am following the computer/programmer path. such is life

Aizebioje: reali?
Unbelieveable. Even one means something.[size=15pt]U can't just take a life because you have the means to![/size]
May God not let something of the sort happen to you.
GOD PLEASE BLESS OUR LEADERS WITH WISDOM SO THAT THEY DON'T LEGALIZE INDIVIDUAL GUN OWNERSHIP. America's greatest undoing!

At the bolded, thats exactly what america was doing for the last several decades, just because they can. So R.I.P to ones already gone, and hurra to the ones next to go.

but on a serious note, this is sad, get your act right america. This menace is getting out of hand.

BedLam: I think its high time we issue a travel warning too!

homepage no comment? how far na?

But come to think of it, you're right o . Any small thing even if na knockout banger them go issue travel warning against nija. With shooting/killing spree happening in america almost on a weekly basis, what stops us from issuing a travel warning to our citizens too? and we'll be justified in doing so. If not for our care-less government, by now that Olugbenga Ashiru foreign minister of a guy would have issued warning to nija citizens intending to travel to the U.S

Mtscheeww, so what if the person genuinely likes "latest fashion" should he/her then inconvineince themselfs. Different people like different things you know. I think the Poster is most likely a fat ugly girl who looks like a bloated cat in a 'trendy', 'tight' outfit. Hence she condemns those outfits and discourage anyone from wearing them. My advice is just like the Op said, Don't let anyone dictate to you what to wear. If the latest trends is your thing, then go for it. If you dig the rock//goth look, go for it, if the classic look does it for you, have at it hose. Whatever makes you happy.

BMW : Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)

VW : Volkswagen

GMC : General Motors Cooporation

ATV : All Terrain Vehicle

HMMWV 'commonly called Humvee, a precasor to the Hummer : High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle

LASER : Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

CD : Compact Disk

DVD : digital versatile disc

URL : Uniform Resource Locator

HTTP : HyperText Transfer Protocol

GUI : Graphical User Interface

I was arguing with one of my friends the other day exactly about this issue. He kept saying g.e.j has done nothing in nigeria bla bla bla. then i told him, for the past 30yrs, have a single railway worked in nigeria except now? Have we ever had electricity this good in nigeria? what about ports, airports, roads, power plants e.t.c you just can't deny the fact that he performed better than most of our past leaders. Anyway back to the topic

Adamawa state

1. Total knock down and rebuilding of yola international airport (impresive structure)confirmed completed

2. Building the Nigeria law school yola campus (only two exist in the entire north abuja and yola)confirmed completed

3. Building an Ncc/Dbi institute "Nigeria communications commision / Digital bridge institute" (Only three of such institutes exist in entire north abuja, kano and now yola) The institute will be used to train telecoms personnel in high tech telecom methods, it will also serve as a software incubator of sorts where softwares will be developed and gaurded. Me being a software engineering graduate is very excited about this development.confirmed/completed

4. An average of above 15hours per day of electricity for a long time now. its commendable if you know how bad it was before.confirmed

5. Very soon Yola will have a gas depot. (only one i know of in north-eastern nija)on the way

6. very soon Yola will have a sorghum processing plant to be producing sorghum juice and stuff[b]on the way[/b]

Even though i've almost lost hope in this thing called marriage, By god if am giving the chance i will marry Eliza bennett in a heartbeat. I fell in love with that girl the first time i saw her in the movie the contractor. I was a young teenager back then o, so it isn't wierd . Her smile, with those dimples, ohh, the most beautiful thing ever. I still feel that intense love for her even though she don't even know i exist . and to think she's 19 or 20yrs old now and am 24yrs, we would've been perfect for each other.

The cold is biting hard in Mubi adamawa state oo. Not much haze though, but early morning temp. is between 9 to 11 degrees celcuis, come see how fashion change from jumper and hula (long dress and cap) to winter jackets and head warmers infact people are glad to enjoy the breef warm sun at mid-day (afternoon) before it start to chill again around 5pm onwards.

ItsModella: Lugubriously poor.

Extra-ordinerily poor

This might be among the wierdest. behold, the p.uss.y juice . Who's up for a taste

'If you are accused of something, chance is you probably did something wrong'. You sure say this dasuki guy no be government hit man?

DivideUs: and people de shout north this north that, i have been to sokoto, katsina, kano, kaduna and zamfara and apart from zamfara and some parts of kaduna (cos this yakowa guy is a disappointment) that i'll take on same level as your pictures, the remaining states are by far better than this owerri

no wonder with all the noise these igbos are everywhere down here even with BH

My thought exactly. My poor old Yola (Adamawa state capital) looks better than this dirty slum looking place called owerri.

glizengem: am actually not suprised @ ur comment.. An aboki will 4eva remain an aboki even wif d highest education...... Gosh it beats my imagination 2 c pple type shits lyk dis... W@ do say abt ur so called alhajis n mallams d@ use pple 4 rituals.. Guy if u knw knw knw am now.. 95%of ur alhajis r pure ritualist... Most times u dnt hear kidnapping stories in d north, its nt bcoz it doesn't happen bt d security agencies are so incompetent.... Kip embarasing urself ... Aboki

Who says am an "aboki" , even if i am so what? Fact remains an "aboki" will never kidnap, or commit fraud, or scam unexpecting foriegners to get money, an "aboki" will rather do hard labour whether it be shoe shinning, farming e.t.c to make a living and i respect him for that.

1. Every kidnapping case are commited my southerners
2. Every scam, internet fraud, Juju, drug traffiking e.t.c are commited by southerners. They're been caught everyday and you know it. You people spoil Nigeria's name more than anyone, you people constitute 99% of nigerians in prison abroad, when ever you people go to a foreign country, you can't help but sell drugs, fight, break laws, scam the locals e.t.c you people destroy your own oil wells and pipelines and then turn around and cry environmental devastation, on top of all that, you kidnap the expatriates who do businness in your towns, you even kidnap ur own people even inside hospitals, you recieve the highest federal allocation yet ur towns are full of shanties and corruption, you abuse northerners everyday, yet your people are all over the north doing all kinds of bussiness and can't even maintain cleanliness, wherever you see igbo shops the place always looks very filthy.

So whether am an "aboki" or not, you people need to look at yourselves rather than focussing your worthless energy on abusing the "aboki" as if you are not a worthless piece of cra.p

Bloody southern animals. No matter how much you teach them to be civilized and earn a decent fair living through hard work, they always resort to there animalistic instinct of kidnaping, armed robbery, rituals e.t.c A person is not safe even inside hospital. (you guys and so-called "abokis" that you belittle on NL everyday whose more human. All of you need to be interned like the japanneese were interned so you can learn how to be civilized.

oh, do I sound like a ignorant tribalist? Now you know how it feels. I assume you guys never consider yourselfs tribalist when you lump all northerners into one category of either aboki, bh, illiterate e.t.c even though common sense tells you otherwise. Mu.th.a..phu.kers

Why can't these ph.ucking telecom companies invest in landline system so we can get cheap, reliable, dedicated, phone and internet services. It might seem odd, but trust me, landlines are the future.

https://www.nairaland.com/1089906/when-see-revival-landline

Well for some reason every woman i toasted c.um alot , So i guess i have the talent of making any chick c.um.