surryade:


All ds will make you miss home

Yeah, but am sure if i was the one in that winter setting, reclyning comfortably on a comfy couch, wearing a fluffy snuggy, a hot cup of chocola in hand, and watching awesome movies on netflix on a 50 inch plasma, will definitely make me completely forget nigeria forever. And that lifestyle is very easily attainable in canada but almost impossible in nigeria from lack of netflix itself to dismal electric power to zero true unlimited broadband internet etc

Let atiku step foot in america first, then we will talk about his suitability for the presidency.

Mr. Minister take your time and do this thing well o. This is a railway project not braiding women's hair. Dont go and forget to put a nail or bolt somewhere and we be hearing train derailing news o. I dont even know why the rush sef. Dont over stress those poor labourers therefore making them to make potentially deadly mistakes

We really do have a problem here in nigeria/africa. We are too afraid of our parents. Grown up adults are too scared to express themselve and their opinion to their parents without being labelled disrespectful. You and them alike should know that you are a human being with functioning brain and an opinion, that you do have the right to do what you want within the boundary of the law, that you have the right to make your own choices in life like who or when to marry, where to settle, which career path to take in life etc. But no, our parents want to be the ones to choose everything for us in life from spouse to school to lifestyle. If u question them, you are labelled stuborn and disrespectful. You are expected not to have an opinion at all. They will say they carry u 9 months (well did i force u? Was it not your choice to get pregnant and therefore your responsibility to upbring me? Feeding and schooling me is ur responsibility since you decided to bring me to this world, so u didnt do me any favours)

This guy be looking like dre o, but just that the unforgiving nigerian weather and environment has dealt with his skin to look dull. Makes me wonder why does abroad has a way of freshining people?

ireke:
Squashing a burger into your mouth in the public may be daunting. Eating it eith cutlery is also an overkill. Overstress self. so best thing with burger in public is to cut it in half with your knife then lift each half with your hand and enjoy your meal.

Reminds me of my visit to my oga's house one day. His wife made us pancakes. I can't remember what I saw but I told my wife that I'm sure my oga is not used to all these pancake stuff o. I think it's also because I know he's old school. My oga carry fork and knife to eat his pancake while myself and my wife decided to eat ours with our hands.

You think you are correct right? WRONG. Pancakes are actually meant to be eaten with cutlery. Imaging hot mapple syrop poured on a fresh pancake and served to you, it will be wierd for you to deep your hands on that syroped pancake and start to munch. Its more proper to cut a piece with knive then pick it with a fork to be munched on.

You are stingy jor. Common touching of leg and shoulders and you are foaming holy. How is it that you are not a virgin then? Mtshheeew it is me that knows how to deal with women like you. The kind of emotional trauma i will put you through eh?

rs172:




Je vais à Paris utilisant l'avion toute maintenant/ de suite pourquoi ?

Ou
je voyage à Paris dans un avion maintenant , pourquoi?

Merci beaucoup mon frere. Je suis tres determine a apprendre le francais. J'ecoute la radio francais depuis heur. My tongue is quickly getting used to this french language o. Wow. The whole of 2019 will be dedicated to intensive learning and speaking by god's grace cuz i want Ace that TEF test with fluency on my tongue

njbybrthnly:


I'm on a plane to Paris right now. Why? I'm going to the Le francais des affaires office to tell them to release your result before the end of the week.

Hello dear, your first sentence says "je suis dan l'Avion on vourye au paris mentenant. Purquor?" . Thats my off head understanding of your first sentence. Try and correct me pls. Thats my own way of learning french one step at a time. Merci

Most people dont know that the red coloured santa clause costume was designed by coca cola because the original coke advert was red, so they designed a briliant ad with santa wearing red garb and drinking a chilled bottle of coke with his rein deers, thus why we have red christmas hats. That right there is a classic example of how advertisement changed a whole generation of people. That ad also made coca cola king of carbonated soft drinks. Those classic american companies can really convince.

All these mingling with chinese people is making ameachi to look like a black chinaman o, see his sharp chinese looking suit in the first pic lol. But honestly eh, the things that i only used to watch on national geographic or history chanel and used to wonder when will those type of projects come to my dear nija are finally been done right here in nija. Things like clearing of massive jungles and forests to lay railway lines and highways, building airport terminals from scratch, overcoming treacherous terrain to connect massive power lines and fiber optic cables, building super dams, super malls, super factories etc etc basically things that make a country function. Today all those things listed which i honestly only used to see on documentaries in foriegn lands are a reality right here in this country and this lagos ibadan rail is just one of them. For that am happy and stand with buhari

FatherCHRISTMAS:
There is no Nobility in being poor

However there is nothing noble about being superior to a fellow man. True nobility comes from being superior to your former self. Ernest Hemingway

Nothing is special if a leader is booed. Infact thats democracy for you. Have you seen live sessions of the british parliament with the prime minister in attendance? If you see how they shout and boo a prime minister eh. Only dictators expect complete and unwavering allegiance without any opposition. If anything, buhari has shown extreme maturity and tolerance all through his first tenure, tolerating the likes of fayose, wike, AIT television even went as far as insulting him and his family. Am sure obasanjo would not have tolerated such. Buhari till 2023

rs172:





C'est une idée très excellente, tu peut commencer par cherchant sur Google, journal en français facile. Tu peut essayer à lire mais écouter toujour à l'émission.

J'ai espéré que ma petite parole vous aides.


Mod no go ban me for typing french oo..

From my little understanding and without using google translate, you first said its a very excellent idea. You could start by google searches, french journals/papers, i dont know about the other sentences but toujour means everyday right? And your last sentence? Anyway have i tried in translating your french writing? Btw merci boucoup

Salut et tous. I am extremely happy to come across this thread, and now am making it my new year resolution to intensively study french for the whole of 2019 via self study, interacting with some french speakers i know and listening to french radio and tv stations so that in early 2020 by the grace of God, i will take the TEF exam head on. Thank god i already have some foundational french since.

Orla234:



It's actually "respect at its peak"


You welcome sir. Blessed day to you too

It's actually "You're welcome Sir! A blessed day to you as well".

Yap, am right afterall. Women are like chicken, you go after them, they run away from. But you let them be and quit chasing them, then they come after you by themselve without any convincing. Thats when you swoop and catch them, then you "eat them".

This dubai people are something else o. One day i expect them to be crazy enough to name an aircraft "emirates heavens gate 007, a once in death time experience".

israelmao:
He didn't breach ECOWAS court order when he acted in defiance of ECOWAS court ruling to release Dasuki?

In dasuki's case, it is in the interest of national security not to release the crook. The interests and rights of the majority overides the rights of an individual anyday anytime. In other words, it is fair to deny one individual his rights in order to preserve and protect the rights of the majority citizens. If you dont know, dasuki is a very dangerous person. He was the NSA with dozens of bullet proof cars and sophisticated weapons found in his house. He has hundreds of millions of dollars under his belt thanks to gej's carelessness. The man can possibly sponsor a coup or something, so i think its proper to continue imprisoning him. He even shared a whole defence budget among crooks for god sake.

Shitz i need money too

Now i know why europe and north america looks so beautiful and appealing to our eyes. Its cuz of quality infrastructure laid out everywhere. From railway lines criscrossing mountains and rivers, to super highways penetrating through deserts and forests, to pristine national parks and well laid out industrial clusters etc those things give an impression that everything can be conquered by man and success is just at your finger tips if you choose to believe it. Those images up there enhances the beauty of the environment they're located at. Just imaging how the river niger will look with a completed second niger bridge laying over it, it will look more like brooklin bridge setting than in nija, same way the lagos ibadan highway is making the environment it passes through to look more like yankee than nija. In summary, i am loving the infrastructure projects going on in this country

Ladyhippolyta88:
So a woman should settle for anybody because she must marry before 30.She settles for anybody and starts crying in the marriage.
This man should advise his fellow men on how to be responsible and on how to respect women.Maybe then women would agree to marry them.
You can't tell me that the likes of Dambisa moyo,Oprah are unfulfilled because they are unmarried.
A woman should never reduce her standard because she must get married before a certain age.

Madam nobody is forcing u o, if u like stay without marrying at a youthful age u hear? Continue playing shakara and hard to get. Whether u like it or not, women are at a disadvantage regarding this, they must makeup their minds wisely and quickly as time is surely not on their side and your disproval wont change that fact. So take all the time u need, by the time u are 25 and above, u will get back to ur senses in realizing that there are younger beauties than u and men simply aren't interested in u anymore

Twoclans:
@ cronsberg crazy comment

Yeah i know, sometimes we feel so animalistic dont we? Dont you sometimes wish you could be able to express yourself fully without anything to worry about in the world? Like wanting to live life the way u deem fit instead of conforming to societal expectations. Today was such a day for me.

I feel wierd today, so let me reveal small. Recently i was standing near a girl while she was seated and i noticed a musky smell coming from her direction whenever i come close to show her something. It smelt like two days unwashed panties or if u wear a shoe without socks, but not the strong repulsive stink, it was faint and so musky. Mehn i felt so primal like feeling like kneeling infront of her and begging her to allow me smell it more and even lick. Becuase i know what i was smelling is as natural as it gets, not some fishy yeast infection smell, but extremly natural musky vaginna smell. So yes op, i loooovve the natural smell of a vjayjay. Now i know why male goats smell the thing of female goats then smile with open teeth like its their happiest moment ever lol

Achuwa1:
If bh could do a video like this of how they killed Nigeria army,then we are doomed under BUHARI coz I never saw a video like this under Jonathan regime

Really? Cuz i saw a video of bh overrunning giwa barracks which was a bigger barracks than this. I also saw dozens of videos of bh taking over mubi, michika, bani sheik, damboa, bama etc all of which are big local governments for ur info, also seen videos of them killing more than 300 people in the center of kano while attacking a whole neighbouhood that had a police command in it. Including taking over the home town of the former cheif of air staff and an air marshal in the airforce. All of those happened under gej o. Where were u then?

There is only one thing that comes to mind and the thing is, only ten rules to make almighty God happy, only 9 rules to make your partner's parents happy, only 3 rules to make a man happy. But to make a woman happy or fall in love or to woo her, you will start seeing 20 things to do to make your babe happy, 30 steps involved in wooing a woman, 50 steps to follow to make a girl fall in love with u etc what da hellll sef, why is it that its a woman more than anything else that is more likely to make a man suffer, more likely to kill a man through high bp and frustration and food poisoning, women are more likely to make a man poor than anything else. All because she has a veginer between her legs? I refuse jor. Brothels dey, mastubatioon dey, even sexx doll dey, nija ladies, go and find someone else to kill or frustrate, not me

Here is some facts to provoke your mind into thinking. Apple corporation just finished building the largest tech campus on earth, china launched the highest bridge recently, russia also launched the longest bridge ever, ethiopia is about finishing their 6000 megawatt grand reneisance dam, morocco launched the fastest bullet train line in africa just last week that travels at more than 300km/hr, egypt is currently building the largest infrastructure project in africa made up of ports, airports, highways, rail lines etc, china and russia are currently building a 300 billion dollar gas pipeline from siberia to shanghai, another pipeline will go from russia to germany(nord stream 2), the uk is also building 13 nuclear power plants as we speak, etc etc but look at nija, only church buildings and politician mansions. Thank god for buhari sha, atleast lagos ibadan highway and rail line is ongoing, atleast second niger bridge is ongoing, etc but we seriously need to up our game

No be by squicky clean and shiny tools o. Imaging a hunky bodied yoruba labourer who just downed a full two raps of pounded yam or semo with egusi and kpomo combined with stout then went into that toilet. The kind of turd that will come out of that man's asszz will look like a baby's leg, and it will clog that shiny toilet forever. Those things are meant for white man's soft and tender poo from all the salads and potatos they eat. We africans eat hefty foods sha lol

folake4u:



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Mayonnaise is good too.


Thanks again and goodluck to you as well

you ladies have no shame o. Mayonnaise that i spread between sliced bread and lay fried egg on top to enjoy as breakfast is what you apply on hair? Really? Let me help u ladies with a secret. Go and find an indian hair oil called Nima Amla, its available mostly in the north, imported directly from india. Get yourself a quality shampoo and only wash your hair maybe twice a week with it, but apply the hair oil above every night when going to bed. Believe me you will be shocked how full, straight, long and silky shine your hair will be within few weeks. Stop killing your already fragile hair with relaxers and dyes

highqueen:
Lolz.
Seems women are now leading.

Lol, what a man can Do?.a woman can....

ladies and gentlemen, i present to you a typical nigerian "lady". Her fellow females abroad are busy been happy about uplifting women's lifes like oprah, condeliza rice, melinda gates, nicky haley etc others are busy getting inspiration from gracious women like amina muhammed, pricess diana of blessed memory, female astraunots etc but here we are, a typical nigerian female is happy that what a man can do, a woman can do .... Cuz a female is caught cheating on her husband. Not boyfriend o, husband. Do you not honestly pity our women the way they are going? wow

On a recent night journey on one of the backwater highways of this country, i saw a convoy of what can only be described as NIA. The convoy includes five trailer trucks that i have honestly never seen its type before. They have what looks like iron doors which are themselves locked with massive chains and padlocks. Infront of those trailers are about three black colored and dark tinted vehicles, same inbetween the trailers and same behind them all. I swear it looks like how the CIA does their things, it just looks so professional and foriegn than what we are used to. My thoughts at the time was maybe this is how the government moves top notch weapons across various NIA commands cuz everything about it screams intelligence agency