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Romance / Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by cronsberg: 9:48pm On Aug 26, 2018
Missjoy29 i feel like i have finally found a female that can explain things logically to make me understand. I make bold to say u are the type i will like to date, but then again u will immidiately transform to a typical nigerian girl by foaming hard to get and whatnot(no offence meant). Anyway, i totally understand and agree with ur first and second remark that no one wants to feel sexualized by total strangers (except guys maybe), but i disagree with ur third and fourth remark because the idea of a fling or quickie or spontanous romp sounds awesome and great especially in a good setting. And yes, sex has to be involved in a relationship. Which kind of relationship will it even be without sex, that will be called a friendship but not relationship. Thats my opinion though
Romance / Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by cronsberg: 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2018
You this missjoy29 you are really tough to crack arent u? Ok let me try. First of all, you said you agree that the first thing we all notice on someone is the physical things, then if thats the case, what exactly is wrong in saying it to the other person? Isnt it suppose to be a compliment? Secondly u said the only thing on the guy mind was to have sex with her, then how exactly is that a bad thing? Must every toasting be for relationship purposes? Thirdly, i will really like to know why every girl seems to take offence when they notice a guy is attracted to them sexually or wants to have sex with them. Do u girls not feel sexy? So why will sexual attraction offend you females? Even if a guy approaches u the normal way, and u two get in a relationship, will u two not eventually have sex? And will u have sex without sexual attraction? If the guy is only interested in a fling which is totally normal, how do u think he should approach the girl if not the way he did? It must not always be relationship u know
Celebrities / Re: Kingtblakhoc Ranked 13 In World Porn, Number 3 In Africa by cronsberg: 5:51pm On Aug 26, 2018
Umarlulu:
oh really to kayi hakuri
Haha, wasa nake mutumina. Ka riga ni approach, so na hakura. Amma kuma yan osun sun iya hausa ne? Abun mamaki
Celebrities / Re: Kingtblakhoc Ranked 13 In World Porn, Number 3 In Africa by cronsberg: 5:42pm On Aug 26, 2018
Umarlulu:
can we be friends?
Kai, me kake faman yi ne? Bakasan yarinyan nan baby nane ba? Ka jada baya
Romance / Re: Very Funny Relationship Experience ManMen by cronsberg: 11:19pm On Aug 25, 2018
MissJoy29:


In all, considering what attracted him in the first place to the lady, I still believe the guy behaved like a sex-starved pervert.
before nko, what is suppose to attract him to the lady in the first place? Her personality? Her brain? Are u women even serious at all? One way or the other, every guy who toasted any girl was first attracted by her assz, or breastz, or waist as in this case, or long sexy legs etc not some superficial thing like personality and what not. Whatever the guy was attracted to on the lady, u will still call him a pervert as if it was a bad thing to be attracted to something on a woman. What do u even think guys mean when they say they are attracted to so and so girl? Do u think they mean her humour or intelligence? Stop thinking that men think the way women do cuz we are completly different in thought process
Romance / Re: Men Lose And Women Rule In Most Relationships by cronsberg: 9:43pm On Aug 25, 2018
What vex me most is how men dont realize that a sucessful man will marry a downright poor assz woman and upgrade her life to something meaningful, but a sucessful woman finds it offensive to even consider the idea of dating a broke or poor man. Is it that they think sucessful men dont know what they doing? Women dont like sharing their riches to upgrade others, but men should share theirs. Mtsheeew. Sometimes i wish men will come to an agreement to never date any woman thats not up to par with his level or higher until women also start dating and actually helping poor guys. Because as it is, men are being ripped off by women

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Chilling In His Compound In Daura, Give The Picture A Caption by cronsberg: 10:02pm On Aug 24, 2018
It looks staged though. Which man will sit in his compound under the trees and shade supposedly to cool off and enjoy some fresh air and breez, but will be wearing full on clothing including cap and shoes and sitting and looking akwardly around. If to say he was reclyned on a comfy chair under those trees, with cap resting on a small stool beside him, a glash of fresh orange juice sitting infront of him on another stool, a news paper in hand pretending to be reading it, and maybe his grandkids playing with a cute puppy on that lush green grass am seeing, then it would have looked very natural and indeed look like a hard working leader taking a moment to cool off and rest

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Business / Re: Dangote, Otedola, Sam Iwuajoku And Richie Shittu Chilling During Sallah Period by cronsberg: 9:43pm On Aug 24, 2018
I keep telling people that there is a point you reach in wealth that basically everything people will be dying to get will be worthless in your eyes. Things like giant flat screen tv, expensive designer cloths, hot women, luxury cars, latest expensive phones, chicken and burgers and meat and all sorts of socalled big man food etc becomes unwanted by u. You almost feel like 'am too old for this shitz'. Simple and normal things like nokia torch phone, poor man food, normal average cloth, average looking women etc becomes the new niche to u. Thats why when i see musicians and reality tv stars with new found riches flawnting their champagnes and sexy ladies and cars and mansions, it makes them look so immature and actually poor. Real rich people with real wealth are actually very modest folks that try hard to mingle with everyday people

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Religion / Re: Woman Who Used To Go To Church 3 Times A Week, Stops After Visiting UK by cronsberg: 10:49pm On Aug 21, 2018
Honestly, the way nigerian chris tians do their christianity is very strange to me. In a place i once worked at, i know a young lady that forces herself to wake up at 4 in the morning to go to the next door church for some kind of prayers,comes back home by 6am and rushfully prepares for work. The closing time from work is 4pm, but once its 3, she pesters the oga that she wan go "sosh". The lady eye is always red from lack of sleep, in my mind am like lady, u are overdoing this church thing, its interfering with your work etc i wonder whether they dont see how oyibo do their things. Our over do religious activities are hampering our productivity and frankly making us more dull minded. Everybody wan preach inside bus or market, set up their own new church, an educated able bodied man believing he is recieving blessings and miracles via a tv screen showing adeboye or so praying, are u serious? Are people not literarily going mad because of over religiousity?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Looks Good To Win 2019 Election, Says Bloomberg by cronsberg: 8:43pm On Aug 18, 2018
nNEOo:
How is it possible that buhari is the president of almost 100 million educated youths....







How did he do it, how?
How is he still the president of almost 100 million youths, how?
How's is it possible that Bloomberg thinks he might still get elected next year, how? How the hell is it possible.




Pls that slowpoke should remove that "thing" on top of my post.
Since 100 million youths and bloomberg cannot be wrong, then maybe u are the one that is deranged, maybe the president is actually good and only u cannot see it because of hate. Pmb till 2023

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Romance / Re: 'Dating A Woman Who Is Out Of Your League Will End In Disaster' - Man by cronsberg: 4:51pm On Aug 18, 2018
If the typical naija babes know what being high class and standard really means, they would feel shame to call themself above anyone's class. Thats how a socalled high class high standard girl who pronounce gucci as gusea, has never seen or touched or wear an authentic gucci product, and dont even know that gucci is an italian luxury fashionware company that is way above her financial capacity in real life, and has absolutely no idea what names like lo'real, dolce & gabana, givenci, dove means. A girl who asks for the spelling of exercise, who spells pray as prey, a girl who uses 500 naira easywhite or carowhite lotion that makes them smell bad. Yet will be foaming above your league and class.thats the typical naija babe for u, very low class in reality, yet foaming and faking high class to guys.
Romance / Re: Lady Demands N20k From Her Toaster To Prove That He Likes Her. He Does This by cronsberg: 10:18pm On Aug 17, 2018
Preshy561:
don't go about telling girls that are far beyond your class to date you.

know your size and level.

So you girls still think your class and levels is beyond someone? In which way? Is it not even childish to think in terms of class and level in this day and age? Whether low class or high class (whatever that means), is it not at the end of the day, a penisss wielding man that will pay your bride price, accomodate and feed u, impregnate u etc while you cook for him, clean his house, born children for him, lay down on bed and recieve sex fro$ him etc by then, where will your socalled class and level be? Women still foaming class and levels. haha

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Politics / Re: Aisha Alhassan Aka Mama Taraba Storms Takum. The Home Town Of The Governor by cronsberg: 8:38pm On Aug 17, 2018
wyt:


lie. about 65 to 70 percent christian in Taraba. Even Adamawa is about 55 percent christian.
Have you thought about it this way? Even if christians are the majority in those states mentioned, then what? Of what importance is it if christians are the majority? Will it change anything? If christians are the majority, will that now stop the ordinary common muslim and christian on the street from hustling and gaining their daily bread? Do u see how flawed and backward that fixation on religion and which religion is majority really is? I want u to try to explain to me of what significance it will be whether which religion is majority.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Should Impregnate Us Else We Will Protest ~ Nigerian Military Women by cronsberg: 10:14pm On Aug 14, 2018
Women are still women after all. If not for women brain, common sense should tell them that if you aint been toasted by guys, then why not be the ones to toast the guys? Personally, i wont like to have a military woman as girlfriend or wife not cuz am afraid as under that uniform is breastss and puccy just like every other female, but because she will likely get disrespectful and arrogant over time, and i can't tolerate that. And i know that shitz will just spiral completely out of control as she will involve army colleagues of hers when she feels disrespected and i might turn into a deadly militant to avenge any harm i think is done on me. So why not avoid all this wahala by not dating an army woman in the first place. Will an army woman truly really obey her non army husband? Knowing how mentally unstable women are? Who will even want to take such chances knowing that u cant control your gf/wife, cuz admit it or not, women need to be controled. Bottom line is, the wahala of dating them isnt worth it

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Politics / Re: 2019: EU, US, UK & Saudi Arabia Ask Buhari Not To Contest; APC Considers Kingibe by cronsberg: 8:57am On Aug 14, 2018
If the story is true, then we will still vote buhari and align ourself will the new global order currently arrising which is russia plus china plus turkey and the brics countries. They are all dumping the dollar and backing their currencies with physical gold which is the real deal. We are going for gold baby. Capital F the west, we heading east mehn

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Business / Re: 5 Types Of People Around You When You Start Making Money by cronsberg: 6:56pm On Aug 13, 2018
Is the op really serious at all without mentioning the socalled slayqueens? A fake assz girl that i was trying so hard to toast rejected my every advances, to the point of insulting me that god forbid she date someone lower than her level like me, that her taste is far higher than what i can ever achieve. Just cuz i was going through a tough time and broke. That was a small town girl by all definition of the word o, she only got a diploma and virtually never been anywhere beside her state of birth. Fast forward some months, she came to know that infact i have a degree from one of the best unis abroad, experienced the best of what life has to offer, and just got a half million naira capital from a relative who was impresed by my business ideas. The girl all of sudden started been nice, will now sit tightly close to me, and even play romantic moves on me. I sharply made it clear to her that am attracted to girls that are completly opposite of her. I can sense the regret in her behaviour. Women and money

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Romance / Re: 'My Girlfriend Tried Using Fake Pregnancy To Extort Money From Me' - Man by cronsberg: 10:36pm On Aug 12, 2018
A girl i dated and seperated with years ago called me recently and said that her friend is accidentally pregos, that i should pls ask around for abortion drug then text her the name and how to use it so that she will help her dear friend. I almost started asking around when i thought hey, what if she was the one thats pregos and wanted to hook me and use the text as evidence that i impregnated her? Why wont she ask around by herself? God saved me from falling into such evil trap. And i found out later that indeed she is the one thats pregnant for one jobless nigga like that and even delivered the baby. She could have easily hooked me and use my 'how to abort' text message as proof against me. You see the evil ways of women? No female should blame me for totally not trusting women

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Politics / Re: APC Candidate Wins Controversial Kogi By-Election by cronsberg: 9:07am On Aug 12, 2018
I am seriously liking the pain idiotic swines of Biafra are going through. What they fail to realize is that on top of everything, pmb will surely get more than a million extra votes from the combined strength of all the mpower volunteers, home grown school feeding initiative beneficiaries, conditional cash tansfer program benefactors, loan to market men and women etc plus all the massive infrastructure projects going on throughout the country will ensure block votes for pmb. Plus my vote too. Pmb till 2023 jor

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Crime / Re: South African Orphan Narrates How Pastor Raped Her For 3 Years, Called Her Demon by cronsberg: 6:47pm On Aug 11, 2018
sykeng:

you did not mention terrorist why?
E pain u? Ok here we go. The idea that christianity doesnt encourage terrorism is a big fat lie. Terrorists like joseph koni and his lords resistance army in uganda killed and rapped, burned down villages and kidnapped for ransom for decades believing they are doing god's work. Anders Brevik was a christian terrorist that bombed and killed more than 70 people in norway. Balaka or anti balaka is a christian terrorist organization in central africa currently commiting genocide on muslims. Terwase akwaza a.ka ghana is a christian terrorist killing and kidnapping, commiting genocide in benue state. It is christian terrorists that are currently stopping and killing innocent travellers on federal highways between adamawa and taraba state, and between taraba and benue state, and in plateau state. Are there no verses in the bible advocating genocide? Even children and animals should not be spared. Should i dig up those verses?
Crime / Re: South African Orphan Narrates How Pastor Raped Her For 3 Years, Called Her Demon by cronsberg: 2:04pm On Aug 11, 2018
When i saw rape, i know a pastor must have been involved. Modern christianity is nothing but a fraud. From defrauding the congretion through tithe, to raping small girls and boys, to sponsoring killings in central africa and the phillipines, even our dear C.A.N was caught red handed smuggling weapons from south africa and posing as boko haram in bauchi. Yet they act as if heaven is only created for them as though they're the most religious people on earth even though u are most likely to come across a christian prostitute, fraudster, cultist, armed robber, child rapistt,drug pusher and smuggler, human trafficker, militant and kidnapper etc than u are likely to come across someone of another faith doing those things. Yet they have the nerve to criticize other faiths. Which sane human will stand in front of a statue or poster and worship it like christians do? Mtsheeew deranged bunch of people

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Music/Radio / Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember These? by cronsberg: 12:23pm On Aug 11, 2018
Those were the days when you never see fake products in the market. Everything was just original and authentic. When made in japan or USA ruled supreme. The days of kenwood, sony, jvc, motorola, ericson etc who even knows of freaking techno or itel back then?

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Family / Re: Man Discovers Old Naira Notes Left Behind By His Grand Dad For Them by cronsberg: 11:31am On Aug 11, 2018
roqrules04:
Only if this is America.. those cash will worth alot at the pawn shop or something
come to think of it, do we even have pawn shops in naija? Cuz all these our grandma and grandpa in the villages have alot of historical stuff around. I know of an old man that has a metal/luggage box belonging to one of the colonial people working for john holt & co, colonial boots and swords, a horse cart with "royal niger company" written on it. I swear i even saw a lantern that uses whale oil(that was before we know the use of petrol, which was simply thrown away after wax is extracted from crude oil), real old shittz. Pls somebody should do quick and open pawn shops in naija

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Romance / Re: Was I Friendzoned Or Should I Give Her Time? by cronsberg: 9:06pm On Aug 10, 2018
This op na real slow guy o. You asked for how to excape the friend or bible zone, guys told you to make her see u in a sexual light, u said u aint interested in sexual things, then thats why u are in the friend zone in the first place. What a paradox. Now listen. For a girl to be interested in u and thus agree to date u, she has to see u in a sexual light. Same way the daughter of a pastor was blocking all my attempt to toast her and even trying to preach to me. I started telling her how her lips are perfect for kissing deeply,another time will tell her how i fantasy about licking her in the lecture hall when no one is there, then making her jealous by ignoring her for a while by focusing on other girls. It worked cuz one day when jisting with her in field, i just cut her talk mid way and said i want to kiss u, leaned forward and locked lips with her,no resistance from her as we kissed deeply for almost 15 minutes straight. From that time,my bed became her comfort zone. Marathon sex was everyday thing etc

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Politics / Re: Why Is No One Talking About Fayose's Presidential Ambition? by cronsberg: 8:35pm On Aug 04, 2018
Because who the hell will elect a lunatic as president and commander in cheif? From his lack of decorum and couthness, lack of respect for elders and constituted authority, tout attitude and mentality. He will be a total disaster. Are people not even ashamed that the socalled pdp are just people like fayose, atiku, wike, gej etc very unreliable and corrupt individuals who are cristal clearly thiefs with no idea of how to progress the country. Have you ever seen the pdp plans on agriculture, infastructure, electricity, science and tech, manufacturing, social security etc i know i have never seen any, because they dont have any plan for the country. So why do they want to rule again?

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Politics / Re: Defection Battle: Buhari's Men Declare War On Saraki, Tambuwal And Ortom.. by cronsberg: 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2018
Good, obliterate those pdp goons, lynch them, sieze their stolen properties, sack them whereever they might be working now, make it hell for them. We will never vote pdp again. Buhari till 2023
Crime / Re: Fulani Man Escapes With Sharp Object In His Throat After Militia Attack (Graphic by cronsberg: 3:45pm On Aug 04, 2018
inyenejo:
IF MY MOTHER OR MY FATHER IS APC MEMBER I DISOWN THEM HENCEFORTH I CAN'T AFFORD TO LEAVE WITH APC TERRORISTS..... GOD PUNISH APC MAYETTI ALLAH TERRORISTS PARTY
Yeah but thats just like your opinion man. We know what u pdp goons are up to, just wait till after buhari is elected for second term, u will see the kind of dealing we will deal with u rogs
Phones / Re: Gadgets That Your Smartphone Has ‘killed’ by cronsberg: 4:38pm On Aug 02, 2018
sykeng:
That's true, technology making life easier, I wonder why a part of the country refuse to embrace it, just because of their religion.
Which part of the country and which religion? I assume you mean the north and islam. If not that you are a fool and refuse to embrace technology yourself, you would have used google to find out that muslims invented cameras and thus photography(the first camera is on display at the british museum) made by a muslim, the first surgery ever is by a muslim, we also invented the magnetic compass for navigation, electricity(ever heard about the baghdad batery?), we invented algebra and alkemi(chemistry), we build the first university in recorded history, the first public sewage system, we invented perfume and soaps, first cotton clothing, northern nigeria has the only nuclear research institute in nigeria, headed by a northern muslim, we have bio technology research centers in the north, we make night vision goggles for the military at DICON

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Politics / Re: Over 11,000 Benefiiciaries Of Npower In Ekiti Declare Support For Buhari by cronsberg: 8:43pm On Jul 30, 2018
Count me in jor. I have never voted in my life, but because of the upliftment i see this buhari government uplifting the lives of the common man and woman, i was inspired to go and register for a voters card which i got, and will by the grace of God vote pmb. I saw how women were suddenly empowered financially through the school feeding program, youths benefiting through npower, market men and women can suddenly get good loans, poor old people are getting something at the end of month. Mehn everybody just seems to be empowered somehow. Now thats government that cares

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Politics / Re: FG Directs Saraki-Led Appointees From Kwara To Resign Or Be Sacked by cronsberg: 7:56pm On Jul 30, 2018
Good, give them the erdogan treatment. Sack them all, every single one of them doing treasonous and anti government activities, from the employees of federal agencies, to the security forces, to the educational institutions. They want to be enjoying APC brought progress yet conniving against APC. After loosing their jobs, they will get back to their senses in realizing that being in the good sides of a government is better than being on its bad sides.
Politics / Re: 3,050 Megawatts Mambilla Power Project In Taraba (Pictured) by cronsberg: 1:45pm On Jul 30, 2018
sarrki:
Seriously Pmb is working

He may not be 90% but baba is 75% ok as at time gone

God bless you Muhammadu Buhari
Dear mr sarki, i am an ardent supporter of pmb, and by God grace will vote for him in 2019. But this pic you are showing is the 700MW kashimbilla power project in the same taraba state as with the mambilla dam started way back under gej same time with zungeru hydro project in niger state. Kashimbilla dam is in takum lga while mambilla dam is in the mambilla plateau. As am talking to u today, there is no access road to the four project sites on the mambilla plateau, communities near the project sites have not been compansated and relocated, no land has been cleared for keeping construction equipment, just nothing is there. However i heard yesterday that heavy equipment has arrived nija for the mambilla dam. Did u hear it too? And how true is it. And if the contract has been signed since 2017, what are they now waiting for?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Doomsday Bunkers: How America Will Survive If It Comes Under Attack (video). by cronsberg: 12:55pm On Jul 30, 2018
People are really dumb o! People here are busy praising america for prepering way ahead of time and planning well, but dont you guys see how dumb you are cuz all this preparation is just to save the government's assz. All those bunkers are only meant for the president and top brass government people, not your common ordinary assz. Incase of an attack, americans will be on their own while the few top government people will be safe in those bunkers. Makes me wonder, after the nuclear attack on america and millions lay dead, then the president and his cabinet and intelligence chiefs emerge from the bunkers safe and unharmed, who will they now rule? Will the citezens not be angry that government only saved itself and not the people? Will the remaining citizens not revolt and demand for true people power? Who will the cowardly government people who hide in bunkers while citizens are dying in millions rule sef, assuming that millions died in a feroucious nuclear attack on the u.s

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