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Romance / Re: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by cronsberg: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2018
All i see here is a foolish guy. Do u know what that 32k could do in this buhari era? You could easily buy 50kg bag of foriegn rice for 14k, a carton of spaghetti for 3,500 naira, a carton of maggi for the same amount, a carton of sardines 5k, plus jombo sized bucket of powdered peak milk and milo, and even add a carton of hungry man sized indomie, a couple of nasco cornflakes cartons, jumbo pack ariel detergents and soaps, bathing soaps and body sprays, and even add some garri and semo with bush meat etc etc. Am sure all these things will last you atleast 2 months. But no, you allowed a girl in the name of girlfriend to withdraw it and spend within a day on flimsy things as shoes, hair etc your type will never dash a fellow guy a paltry 500 naira to eat. Dont worry, poverty will soon get hold of you

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Politics / Re: Governors Agree To Pay N22,500 As Minimum Wage by cronsberg: 6:35am On Oct 31, 2018
baliyubla:
They are pricing kpomo in the market Na. " we can't pay more than 20k, after further and final deliberations, we have decided to pay 22500k". Labour should just go ahead and ground the Nation, Let's all suffer. Insensitive lots.
You think they will join us in the suffering? Think again. The lives of those politicians will remain as comfortable as ever. They will still fill their jeeps full tank and ride on full blown AC all day, their generators will be full tank also to power their mansions 24/7, they will eat whatever they want when ever they want, bank managers will diliver cash to them at home even if banks are closed etc it is us the man on the street that will suffer in a full blown nationwide strike
Celebrities / Re: "Mr. Bean" Rowan Atkinson, The Cars This Funny Actor Owns (PHOTOS) by cronsberg: 8:05pm On Oct 23, 2018
Am sure some bitcheess rejected him back in the day. But now? Whoos boss
Celebrities / Re: "Mr. Bean" Rowan Atkinson, The Cars This Funny Actor Owns (PHOTOS) by cronsberg: 8:02pm On Oct 23, 2018
Am sure some bitchees rejected him back in the day. But now? Who is boss?
Crime / Re: Church Security Guard Caught With Military Uniforms In Kaduna State. Photos by cronsberg: 7:51pm On Oct 23, 2018
Beremx:
Na this one dem go catch sharp sharp. Fulani herdsmen that wear military uniforms, dem never see dem catch?


Ndi ara!
I iknow this is what you want to hear, so let me say it to you ok? The rule of the game is to never get caught. If you get caught, then you on your own

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Politics / Re: Npower Beneficiaries Attack Atiku And His Media Team For Trying To Discredit It. by cronsberg: 6:45am On Oct 23, 2018
yomi962:
Nigerian youths are the problem of this country, all because of 30k. While yusuf buhari, ministers and governors get npa, cbn, nnpc,efcc.
Hater spoted. In the previous pdp rogue regimes, did the poor masses get 30K a month? Not to talk of nnpc, cbn and the rest. Under buhari government, i personally know hundreds of women that are lifted out of poverty massively through the school feeding program, not to talk of thousands of npower youths bettering there lifes, not to talk of millionaire rice farmers etc i stand with buhari jor

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Romance / Re: How Do I Forget Her? by cronsberg: 8:53pm On Oct 19, 2018
This is a perfect time for you to learn two important lessons in life. First lesson is that "you will always loose money chasing after women, but you will never loose women chasing after money. The second lesson is that if you kill yourself because of woman matter, she will attend your funeral with a new guy. Learn quick bro before you ruin your whole life because of girls. Trust me, they ain't worth it
Politics / Re: What My Friend In The North Shehu Bello Just Sent Me. by cronsberg: 9:55pm On Oct 14, 2018
I really pitty atiku. I know the only reason his name and obasanjo's name were not included in that travel ban via executive order no.6 is so that the international community will not say buhari is targeting his opponent in the presidential race. I foresee buhari winning in 2019, and once comfortably sworn in and knowing he wont need another term in office, he will go after the real big fish crooks like atiku, obj and ibb with full blown anti corruption campaign, infact they most likely will be imprisoned. It suprises me how nigerians are so quick in forgeting things. Do you not remember how terribly corrupt pdp governments were for 16 years? How anything like infrastructure just existed on paper? How bh controled 17 whole lga's, how there was only the extremely rich and the stupendiosly rich and nothing like social safety net for the poor, nothing like welfare programs. Doesn't atiku represent that era of elitism, godfatherism, deafening curroption etc do you really want to see that pdp era come back?HellNO

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Buhari’s Hand Too Weak To Sign African Free Trade Agreement by cronsberg: 8:06pm On Oct 13, 2018
Obasanjo is really an enemy of this country. I know if it was him in power, he would signed that useless free trade whatever and effectively succeed in killing the booming nigerian manufacturing sector. Thats how he killed off ALSCON, bridgstone tyres in lagos, volkswagen plant, ANAMCO, Peugeot plant in kaduna, cement company of northern nigeria, the industrial clusters of kano, nigeria textiles limited, african cotton gineries ltd and so many more. Now that the manufacturing pride of nigeria is coming back via massive industrial complexes throughout the country, he want buhari to sign this agreement so that our companies will die off again due to dumping of products from europe. Mr obj, we wont sign it. Go and die

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Politics / Re: How Atiku Run His Private University But Cannot Visit The US by cronsberg: 11:01pm On Oct 10, 2018
Even though i dont support atiku's presidential ambition and actually say buhari till 2023, but my conscience will not allow me to keep quite and watch you try to rubbish atiku's extremely positive impact on the nigerian employment scene especially in his own adamawa state. You conviniently forgot to mention how thousands are directly employed by atiku's businesses from FARO water and fruit juice factory, to adamawa plastics co, to rico gado animal feeds factory, to radio and t.v gotel, to AUN hotel and suits, to african center for ICT, to chicken cottage resturants, to Gesse Derdirabe massive poultry and maize farm etc etc all in his adamawa state. And for your talk about the american university being unaffordable to atiku's state people, i know for a fact that the uni offers dozens of full scholarship per year to the brightest poor folks in its host community. My only grouse with atiku is that why is he even wasting money in politics? Business suits him so much, so why is he rubishing himself in politics

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Accepts El-Rufai's Challenge, Goes To Kaduna Market Alone (Pics) by cronsberg: 10:40pm On Oct 09, 2018
You see that is why sometimes it is not good to dare your enemy. For elrufai mind now he will be like "omo i don buy market o, this shehu guy no get chill atall. He dont know when somebody is joking again?". It is me that will go to market so that this market women will tear my cloths finish and drag me nakkedd for inside gutter abi?.
Politics / Re: Governor Ambode Accepts Defeat, Congratulates Sanwo-olu (Read speech) by cronsberg: 8:57pm On Oct 03, 2018
meolaniyi:
I respect Tinubu and crown him the leader. The Lion Of Nigeria Oplitics today.
He has become more powerful than ever in Country.

Guess why he is so Powerful? Because we trust him to lead us in Yoruba land. if he pushes us to the ocean we gave him the power.
We are teaching other tribes how to make your region relevant in the Nigeria polity.

No Hausa man will ever joke with us because if we turn our back on you? you are finished
turn the back na, and see how we will slice and cut the back with sharp razor, you will be forced to turn front. All figuratively ofcourse,if u understand. Too many ways to deal with u into getting what we want
Crime / Re: Fake Military Officers Killing And Abducting People In Jos by cronsberg: 8:34pm On Oct 03, 2018
All i know is that the last thing plateau state people should expect is peace when they killed a military general and dump his body in a pond together with numerous other murders of innocent travelers also dumped in the pond. So they were busy murdering travelers who just happen to be passing through their state. That state is in deep trouble, wait and see

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Family / Re: Should A Husband Tell His Wife Everything? by cronsberg: 8:25am On Sep 30, 2018
I once told my wife that some of my family members are against our marraige, i told her that so that she will have a thick skin incase she notice any hostility from anyone of them when visiting them. And to act maturely and not freak out or get emotional. I thought i was being honest with her in the spirit of disclosing everything, biggest mistake ever cuz now she constantly use it against me, in any small argument, she will keep repeating that afterall my family dont like her so i also dont really love her. To the extend of even telling her family elders that my family hates her, can u imaging? I learned to keep my mouth shut since then. I learned that women generally cannot be trusted with anything basically, especially secrets
Travel / Re: 'Stolen From Haven Suit': This Hotel Is Tired Of People Stealing Its Towels by cronsberg: 2:32pm On Sep 26, 2018
But where does hotels get all those their quality towels and duvets from? I notice that hotel owned materials seem to be of top quality, which can't be found in the market. So where do they get it?

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Travel / Re: Bad Manang Road In Nepal (Photos, Video) by cronsberg: 12:24pm On Sep 25, 2018
I believe thats part of the hindu kush mountain range, stretching from pakistan to afghanista to india, nepal, tibet, and the other side stretching and connecting most of the central asian republics like turkmenistan, kazakhstan all the way to the caucasus mountains in russia. Thats where the gog and magog is hiding for your info and thats also where significant events of the end times will start. From iran, to black flag carryiing jihadists, to the great wall of china to secret russian space and nuclear facilities in the central asian deserts, all of those are in prophecies thereby making that whole region a global area of intense interest, to be studied and observed carefully.
Family / Re: Mother Refuses To Break Car Window To Save Her Trapped Child by cronsberg: 9:41pm On Sep 23, 2018
I have noticed a disturbing pattern these days of socalled mothers intentionally killing or trying to kill their children. From intentional deadly neglect to downright murderous tendency like the woman in this story. If not, how do u explain a woman living a child inside a car with all windows firmly closed and then "forgeting" her keys. I even know a socalled baby mama that abandoned her 1year old child with the baby daddy for two straight days because as she claimed, the guy isnt caring enough. And we are told that mothers can fight off a lion, starve herself, do manual labor all for the sake of her child. Needless to say, as the unmotherly behavoiour of the mother continued, the little innocent child died (when the baby was with the mother). I know another girl that will just not bath her 2year old for a week, constantly not around to know whether her child has eaten or is thirsty or need something. Mothers were definitely not like that before, so what changed? Why have they become killers now?
Romance / Re: Guys Take Note: Money Doesn't Make You Attractive To Women by cronsberg: 9:08pm On Sep 21, 2018
Op stop lying to yourself jor. I know a guy who had a car, he sold that car and bought cloths and perfumes etc, there is this staunch hard to get girl i also know. The guy approach the girl, took her out, always buys her chicken, drinks even promised her the latest iphone,omo the girl was acting like the guy is the best thing since sliced bread, she was all in love etc in a short time, she notice the guy's money has finished or drastically reduced, all of a sudden she now notice that the guy wasnt her type, that he is short and fat etc she just use tactic avoid the guy like plague until they broke up. I have personally seen too many girls like that who wouldnt give a guy their time. If u are broke, you the one that will be stressing to show them reason to accept ur advances, but if u got money, they are the one that will convince themselfs to see reason to love u. Is it not women again?

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Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Man Who Offered To Give Her 'Hot Sex' On Facebook by cronsberg: 3:04pm On Sep 18, 2018
texazzpete:









I hope you clowns realize that this is a married woman that is gainfully employed?

Is it poverty that makes you assume everyone would do anything just for credit alert?
Mtsheeew, shift jor. If is was wizkid or davido or dangote that send her that chat, will she have remembered that she is married? Will she have exposed it and insult them? We all know she would have gladly opened her legs without being bitchy about it
Sports / Re: Slay Queens Rock Super Eagles Jersey To Watch Seychelles Vs Nigeria Match (pics) by cronsberg: 8:41pm On Sep 08, 2018
I remember our mothers and aunties, back in the 80s and 90s, now those were real women. They pioneered activism, art, culture, class, were excellent cooks yet strong women. Very educated and well spoken. Women like fumilayo kuti, mariam babangida, ken sarowiwa's wife etc But now all we have are things like patience jonathan, slay queens, davido's baby mamas and linda ikeji. I genuinely feel sad right now for what our women have become.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Accused Of Faking Miracles In South Africa (2016) by cronsberg: 8:03pm On Sep 08, 2018
The level of gullibility of african christians is beyond reason, it is actually extreme mental instability. How can people be clearly defrauded with fake miracles yet believe it? A degree holding woman recently told me that when her brother was almost cripled by leg injury, she tuned in to one televangelist tv station based in lagos, and while the televangelist was praying, her brother put his hand on the tv screen to "recieve", and few days later was completely healed. She went on that miracles can be recieved through tv screen etc i was like WTF? How gullible can people be huh? Dont people watch movies like 'leap of faith' to see how these con pastors work? No wonder on the day of judgement, some christians will come to jesus and say lord lord, have we not prophesy in your name? And in your name healed and did many mighty works? Jesus will say 'depart from me, i know you not'.
Science/Technology / Re: Meet Philip Emeagwali: Biography Of Father Of Modern Day Internet by cronsberg: 9:28pm On Sep 05, 2018
Nonsense. What he did was simply put together a network (connecting different computers together), and even that was existing well before he did that. The first person to establish a network and send a message over a network was Professor len kleinrock who was working for the 'advanced research projects agency' using packet switching i believe. And professor Tim Bernerd Lee invented the three tools necessary for a working web(internet) while working for the european institute for nuclear research. He invented the first web server or internet computer, web browser or software application, and web pages, hence can be safely referred to as the father of the modern internet as we know it today.

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Politics / Re: INEC Registers Over 5 Million Eligible Voters In Kano by cronsberg: 4:33pm On Sep 05, 2018
slivertongue:
d kano population comes alive only during elections bt are near worthless wen it comes 2d economic sphere.
Are you serious at all? Kano, worthless in the economic sphere? I wont even bother educating you on kano's economic importance becuase you are downright moronic

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Business / Re: China To Provide 85% Funding For $2.8 Billion AKK Gas Pipeline Project by cronsberg: 10:33am On Sep 04, 2018
overall90:
I see.

I hope when they start bursting the pipes,you will not turn to environmental minister.
This is not niger delta or swamp, this is purely nothern stuff from ajaokuta to kaduna to kano. So let them dare come out of their swamp land and come up north and bust pipes lets see. You think we will sit and watch them? You think here na niger delta? mtsheeeew
Business / Re: China To Provide 85% Funding For $2.8 Billion AKK Gas Pipeline Project by cronsberg: 7:16am On Sep 04, 2018
Northern industrialization in full swing. Ipob wailers, keep wailing u hear?
Romance / Re: Why Are There Too Many Single Ladies These Days? by cronsberg: 12:03am On Sep 03, 2018
Because believe it or not, numerically there are more women than men to the extend that if all men were to marry a woman each, there will still remain basically millions of women unable to find husband cuz all the men are taken. Plus the facts that men are likely to end up in prison, more men die than women, plus all the gay men etc. Polygamy offers a solution, but we are made to think its backwards and uncivilized. So here we are, with majority of new borns being females. Makes it look like as if we are really heading towards the prophecy that a dozen women will be chasing after one man because of male scarcity. Funny enough, with all that, women are still foaming hard to get and playing games, which interestingly also contributes to more women being single because men simply are refusing to chase after the hard to get women unlike before.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Army University To Start Before End Of 2018 — Buratai by cronsberg: 7:58am On Aug 31, 2018
Wait and see how this university will be a bastion of discipline and orderliness and standard. If there is one thing i respect the army for its there standard and quality in everything they do. If you look at most of nigeria's infrastructure, from bridges to roads to dams surviving till this day, most were built by the military and u can see the standard put into them. So am confident about this university
Politics / Re: PLEASE Igbos, What Exactly Is The Sin Of PMB Against The Igbos. by cronsberg: 6:31pm On Aug 28, 2018
I was also wondering why they hate buhari so much, then i sat down with one among the thousands of igbos in my town and enquired for reasons. I asked him why will u not vote pmb? He said buhari spoiled nigeria, that cuz of buhari, people now dont have money to be buying things from his shop like before. I told him he has a point. Then he continued that where are all the recovered looted money? I answered that its been put into infrastructure, social intervention like npower, school feeding etc i told him free money wasnt flowing like before cuz pmb blocked leakages etc his answer shocked me. He said is it buhari's father's money? That its better that looters be allowed to loot so that money will flow like before, that GEJ freed buhari from prison and now buhari is persecuting him and that buhari will go back to prison etc i now realized am debating with a very illiterate person who only cares for money to flow like before and nothing else. I just gaveup knowing he will never understand and is hate filled

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Romance / Re: Girls Above 30 Are The Cheapest Girls A Player Can Easily Bleep by cronsberg: 9:29pm On Aug 27, 2018
ekdee:
And you think that you must be uselessly irresponsible before you can have sex? It's really disgusting that all you want to do is to lie to them and end up breaking their hearts just to fulfill your greediness.
Listen here yo! First of all, there is nothing useless or irresponsible about the art of decieving women into having sex. And secondly, wanting to have sex isn't greediness at all, and its women that make it in such a way that you have to lie to them to get access between their legs. You keep being truthful to women, you never get sex. But you lie and lie and lie, you get sex, and since we want sex, we lie to achieve it. Its women that made it that way

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Crime / Re: Young Lady Jailed For Falsely Accusing Football Player Of Rape by cronsberg: 10:43pm On Aug 26, 2018
Oh god make her get raped for real. Lets see how funny it will be then
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: “It's A Sin To Be A Woman In Africa, I Feel Like Giving Up” by cronsberg: 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2018
Giveup na, who is holding you? After earning millions from your concert in london, you want to rub it in our faces by nagging and drama. Dont bother using your millions in pounds to give urself a treat on the french reviera, or cancun or cooling off on the crimean coast eating caviar and troffles. Just giveup everything ok? mtsheeeew

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