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I read Marchman's posts. I have read yours. This is my own experience.


When I was younger, we use to attend christ Apostolic Church. At the age of 8, we startee attending Mountain of Fire.

When I turned 15, we left mountain of fire for CE.
The first service I attended in CE was awkward to me. Especially whenever prayer points are called, even a 6 year old kid will be speaking gibberish.

What pained me most is: I pray in clear English. One day, someone approached me and said I wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit. I was 16 then. I was astonished by those words. I asked him "How?" he replied by telling me that I don't speak in tongues.

I swallowed that. I joined the choir in CE. I discovered something among the members of CE. The previous choir master was excommunicated because he married from dunamis church and the pastor in CE wasn't in support of the marriage. That guy left CE.

I caught the new choir master fvcking the lead female singer on one of our Saturday choir practice in the church hall. They didn't expect me to come so early. I was 17 then. He tried to bribe me with some cash which I rejected, then the lady offered her body for a quickie... I had to run away because I scared for my life..Humans can do anything when their reputation is at stake. I left the church for a while.

Months later, I came back. Things worsened. Or maybe my eyes opened. I swept the previous incident under the rugs (except now).
I observed the semi-nude dressing in the church, the guys who fry hair... In fact... I stopped seeing CE as a church... My friends call it - Pimping gathering. A gathering where you hunt for women to lay with.

Everyone in CE try to act big and robust while they are dying silently. Fakers everywhere.


In fact CE tire me. I'm 20 now. I only visit CE once in a long while especially when I want to Jus get a fling with someone.

I forgot to mention that I was almost harassed sexually by one of their ushers when I visited one time some months back. It was mid-service and I was set to leave. I would have fallen for it but thank God someone came out to pee just in time... That was the last visit.

It's one of the Abuja branch. Don't ask me to be precise. SMH

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Biafra will never come ... And if it does, I will denounce the ibos... A landlocked country... The land will be massively overloaded with people... Who will you sell your goods to?...

This man is just twisting your heads for selfish reasons... If you feel you are being marginalized in Niger...

There are better ways to fix the issue... Biafra is certainly not the solution but rather a problem which will break the ibos to the core...

I only see hunger, overpopulation and many other disasters in your so-called Biafra.

The Igbos want Biafra
The North wants Ibo's exit
The Yorubas want Ibo's exit
The Igbos are saying "we have investments in your areas and cannot leave them"
And the fight is being cooked.

Amongst all these, the President is in London
Governors are sharing bailout funds
Workers salaries are not paid
Government officials have their children schooling abroad
Ministers and senators are looting

The poor Hausa man is riding Okada
The poor Igbo man is riding Okada
The poor Yoruba man is riding Okada

The poor Hausa man sleeps under the bridge as Alamajiri
The poor Yoruba man sleeps under the bridge as Alaye
The poor Igbo man sleeps under the bridge as agbero

It is pertinent to note that the poor from all ethnic groups in Nigeria have everything in common and so is the rich.

Do not allow the agitation of an Ibo man who lives in UK or USA for Biafra cause the killing of the Ibo man in Adamawa. The rich hate us that much.
Do not allow the Alhaji whose children are living abroad to persuade you to go and start killing on the street of Kaduna.

The problem in the country is not the agitation of any ethnic group but the unity of the elite and the disunity of the masses.

How many times have you taken your agitation to question your local government Chairmen?

Why have you not asked your Governors through agitation how they spent bailout fund?

Why have you not agitated against that government official whose mansions you go to beg for help?

Sad to note;
All the Governors love themselves
All the past Presidents love themselves
All the senators love themselves
All the top government officials love themselves
All the looters love themselves

Why can't you and I love ourselves?
Why can we combine efforts and fight them?
Why do we fight ourselves?
Why do we allow them the freedom we don't have?

Remember; A good Nigeria is better than a good Arewa, Oduduwa or Biafra.

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I love reading people's comments. I just can't help myself.

It's like an addiction. So in honor of those comments that I have read, I have decided to write my own comment.

And it's all for you. I hope you enjoy reading my comment as much as I have enjoyed writing it. It's not an interesting comment, but I'm pretty certain you have read the comment up to this point, so you may as well just keep reading right down to the end.

And also thank me for wasting your time cause this is very useless

Oh... So nairaland.com usually hold party... Is their party for Abuja people?

pmc01:
Let's start with what your goal concerning her is. What's your motive?

I wish to date her. .. Asin... To be official... I only need advice on how to take her mind off lesbianism... She wouldn't want to have sex.. Just romance (kissing and boobs stuff).

But it's over sha... All motives aborted....

MISSION ABORTED/CHANGED.... Anyone abeg

desquad:
don't ever start a line with "hi" when you wanna woo a girl

Thanks

mayoor15:
This OP needs Jesus.... You case is special, continue pressing boobs and kissing shogbo.....Only God knows what you will do when you get to the university.

Where was Jesus when my mum was praying fervently for my brother who was in national hospital to survive and live?
My brother died before my mum could even say "Amen".... That Jesus has explanations to give my mum...

I am confused... Sometimes I'm woo girls confidently... Other times, I am often shy... Just like what happened tonight. I couldn't even say "Hi".

U guys are making me feel remorseful for everything I have done... I know I wasted my time but I am not friendzoned.... A friend zoned guy won't press her boobs nor kiss her... I just want to be official in her life.. That's all... Gimme a go ahead and equip me with solid tips or tell me to back out (Which I've decided to do)

FunspoT:
...lols,had so much fun reading this thread,n I laughed like kilode,buh I think the story is not real,and if it is,then piorities are been misplaced by the Op who has been friendzoned and the Lesbo wannabe.

It's real... And this Front page of a thing is attracting comments that are uncalled for.
I moved on besides, I am through with NCE... I am waiting for admission.. I wrote jamb and I passed wella... I decided to leave girls alone and face my future first... When money comes... Girls will surely run after me especially one that I saw at Nyanya market this Wednesday... That girl fine sha... That's BTW... Money and school first.... Others later.
Goodnight

dailyguide:
I think you need to seat her down an talk to her or get someone older. She is too young to have had several breakups. Lesbianism isn't even an alternative.

You can read here

How To Build Your Emotional Strength For Better Living : http://www.dailyguide.com.ng/2017/05/how-to-build-your-emotional-strength.html?m=1

Thanks..

Tinyemeka:
Show her pic lemme see.

Let's leave matter this way... We both reside at Jikwoyi Abuja... I no ready for any long thing... Besides, I ve marched on

UrennaNkoli:
you people just cook up meaningless stories just to make frontpage.

Bro, I don't cook stories... Did it make FP? Shxt... I only came here for advice... And besides... I ve decided already.

Seun:
mynd44

U should call the snake guy as well.

Anyways.. I have run away fast fast.. I'm the only son of my mother... I can't kill myself over kitten....besides, I no even see advice here... NL get zero chill I swear... My realers don cap my advice... So I don March on

Santi69:
In 5 sentences, explain why we shouldn't insult you

1. - 5. Because I asked you not to.

Please NLanders, don't insult me oh... I need your candid advice. I have been processing my way to be her boyfriend. I started crushing on her since last year August. I avoided the friend zone sha.. Tho its not easy.

Now, I'm very close to getting her and she's telling me that she has suffered heartbreaks from many guys and hence she want to be a Lesbian.

The word sounded like DJ mix in my ears until she confirmed what she said by repeating it. I know when she's serious and the way she said it...She seems very serious about it.

Since morning, my chest just dey do me some how... I haven't told her to be my GF.

BTW, she's 17 going to 18 and I turned 20 recently.

I have thought about leaving her and just being her friend but I also have this urge that I can convince her but I don't know how...



She calls me romantic names and I call her romantic names too. I stood for her when her dad died, and she stood for me when I lost my brother.

She responds to my chats and messages quickly and accordingly.

She calls me at times just to know if I'm okay.

I know all these are green lights but this LESBIANISM of a thing took me aback....

She told me she is a boy in girl form.

Please... I need advice on what to do next. I love her.

Savagery at the highest standard m

seedorfy134:
Don't let bet9ja just chop like dat and go, u hv to keep trying to achieve ur goal.....

Lol.... Stupid boy

PointZerom:
With this type of intelligent I wonder why he can't think outside the box.

Actually, he thought outside the box. Who would have thought of scamming the FIRST FAMILY?

Olanrefront3355:
So who said Naija go better o?

optimist da?

Sense is no longer #200 oh... It has increased to #550 due to change era

Sweetguy25:
I'm not lying na. I have never seen a video evidence where Buhari specifically said I will do this or that during his campaign. Buhari didn't promise anybody anything

U don mean it. Are you trying to say that millions of people voted for someone who has no manifesto?
He campaigned on the floor of APC and whatever APC said during the presidential campaigns represent his views. Besides, are you even up to voting age? Coz if you are, you would have known that buhari attended most presidential campaigns either in person or represented and he wasn't there for a DJ show. Video evidence can be found in the hands of the news medias.
I rest my fvcking pen.

I have 13 methods of abortion...
Use postenior 1 or postenior 2...thank me later

I wrote last two years, I got 197...no admission.
Last year, I read like Herbert Einstein.. I even registered for two jamb lessons (Morning and Evening at different centers)... I got 179.

This year, I just focus on my website and fiverr business. I read someone's chemistry book briefly at jamb Center - Apo Abuja.

A dunamis pastor came to pray for us. He mentioned "Those of you that didn't read but came to write this exam, may the Lord's hand choose answers for you. If you have been writing and failing, today is your last exam with jamb".

Many jambites walked away but I stood nearby, raising my hands up in faith.
My subject combination is English, Chemistry, Physics and Biology. (I'm not a member of dunamis church).

I scored 223. Where ever the pastor of Apo Dunamis Church is... I just want to say "Thank You sir".

God thank you for sending one of your servants to minister to me before the exam. I know I picked randomly in the physics and chemistry. I gave up immediately after that exam coz I knew I fvcked up in physics and chemistry...

I dedicate this result to my mum, the pastor and to The God of eleventh hour.

- Mic Nz

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Abuja... That Nyanya region

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