einsteino:
Landed yesterday. Thanks to you all for all the assistance. Abeg make una no vex, i go post landing gist much later. What I can say for now is, the cold can not be exaggerated. I don't know how people even manage to call this weather for two, maybe they mean two polar bears not humans. landed in 8 degrees Celsius o, Canada has one spiritual breeze that could make you feel you used liquid Nitrogen for body lotion. Well sha, we don come be say we don come, Okada gear no get reverse.

The country make brain sha, its my first time being outside the shores of Nigeria though. If we can get a guarantee of no slavery, no apartheid, I go just say make them come Naija colonise us, as we no gree get sense.

8°C warm oh. Lol

madjune:


Weak penile artery is impotence.

You need to check medical dictionary and stop arguing.

Arteries are mainly from transporting blood. An artery doesn't "erect" to give you an erection it only pumps blood to the penis to cause erection. One factorthat could hinder the flow of blood blood is the artery being clogged. Now, even if an artery is clogged and you can't get an erection as a result, it doesn't mean you're impotent cause your seeds can still germinate. Your sperm cells can still impregnate a woman.

mhd5757:

But when one does it excessively and impulsively it causes low sperm count.

It's funny how you all say masturbation causes low sperm count but don't say same for actual sex lmao. So the hand de dry up the sperm? The male reproductive organ produces millions of sperm on the daily... Now, be advised that sperm is different feom semen and total abstinence even makes it harder for the sperm to swim to the egg of a female given the high viscous level after going a while without ejaculation.

Martinez19:
So you mean great men masturbate four times daily like the op spending hours on an unproductive habit? Mind you, I said not that they don't at all. Please read.

By the way, when you say great men have or even still jerk, how do you know for certain? Are you there when they masturbate? Do you think everybody lives by the convectional standard? Point of correction, I have never masturbated in my life even though I have watched porn and it's been five years since I quit porn after a nine month ride in the habit. As a young man, if you want to be great and you have a crippling porn and masturbation habit then sorry for you.

You were addicted to porn for nine months but never masturbated all your life. Lmao. So you just love the story line in porn movies. I pull my cap throway am for you.

Godwin978:
oga i started mine when i was 12year' now am 21, sometime when i meet a gal my pen!s wont just rise up or if it dose it wont be rock (strong) as it use to, but am reducing it now, i can go 1 and a half week sometimes a month without masturbating.is your pen!s still strong? or do you perform well when been with a gal? is it afecting your sexual performance? pls reply

Masturbation doesn't bring about erectile dysfunction. That might have to do with blood flow through the arteries or veins of the penis or other psychological factors like stress etc

balingaonline:
my only advice for you is that you should go and get married and thank me later.

Cos married people don't masturbate?

madjune:


Sure it does.

It weakens the penile arteries over time.

Weakens penile artery you said right? Not cause impotency or lower sperm count.

jelmusboy:
Which Canadian bank doesn't charge monthly fee?

Simplii Financial - a subsidiary of CIBC. Totally free. No charges at all.

salford1:

Apart from the availability of jobs (i.e. some types of jobs are not just available outside big cities), I do not see an advantage of a big city over a small one. Big cities being Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary e.t.c.
In big cities, wages are becoming low, jobs are very competitive (even survival ones), and cost of living continues to rise.

Well said. Add traffic/congestion to that. I hate the big cities, just hype. A small city like Grande Prairie, AB have high paying jobs readily available than say Toronto.

Kwado87:
Just thought I should drop this here.

Brethren the hustle is real here, as in I mean they're scamers too.

So I received a call and as I picked it was an automated machine voice that said I had to call that number back, that its from the canadian revenue agency and that I have some tax issues that need to be clarified else after some days an arrest warrant would be issued for me. I just paused and told myself say na scam. I just landed wetin join me join tax. Nevertheless I called the number back and the person said he's a tax detective for the CRA and would to know who he's speaking with. Asked my first name which I gave him, asked my second name which I gave him but purposely misspleed it and he said he's bringing up my details. Some seconds later he said yes my details are up so I should verify my post code... And I was like if you have my details with you there why ask me for my post code again. After much ado, he just hung up the phone and the line didn't connect again. I knew the main thing he wanted was my SIN number.

Lessons.... Be smart and don't drop your guard.... Fraudsteres are everywhere not just in naija....

Not necessarily your SIN number... The trick is they make you believe you owe the government and then give you payment options (usually to go get a "whatever" card from a convenience store). Na money them de find.

Inception12:
Thanks for this, i saw a few pages back maternal said he was earning some good money just delivering fuel. I guess getting a driving permit is very vital and should be one of the things i get immediately i land.

Make sure to come with your legit Nigerian license though.

raphrulz:
See I think he has rendered the best help to u. Reading page 1 is very invaluable. The benefits u wud gain far outweighs the response u wud get. There is a reason why a lot of seniors refer people to page 1.... not just that, they ensure to keep the information up to date as much as possible. Pls don’t take it wrongly. Besides, it’s not cool that u are asking for help and making comments such as “people are busy with other things in life too, not just Canadian immigration”. Don’t forget that people that u want to respond to u are also busy with their own stuff and have also taken time in the past to read from page one. Myself, I read all the way from part 1 till I caught up with part 4. I wish u the best.

Well, I wasn't the one who asked for help.

BecaciaBarbie:
Wait guys.... Do you all masturbate?

That's pathetic! Please stop it.. How do you even enjoy self sexual pleasure? No way... I can never understand this...and it is disgusting and shameful too...not judging, just being honest.

By the way op, it is fine okay? You can control this, don't listen to those guys encouraging you to go on with it, trust me...they are also going through this same guilt. This could actually destroy your self esteem, I have seen it doing that to some guys I know and you could go to the extent of doing it in public places, where you could get caught and that could be really shameful.

My friend shurrup there. Person like you go de use plantain shook inside skunchas every night.

madjune:
You had better stop.

It's hard to stop but you can.
Cut down on the volume of indecent literature/movies or ideas that get into your mind.
Try and read more books, papers or anything plain.

Though few doctors will tell you this but this habit can make you impotent in your mid life, lower your count etc.
Those are not desirable thoughts.

Masturbation doesn't lead to impotency or low sperm count mister.

You only just started na. No big deal. All humans are programmed like that even though most will deny. Maby people have been masturbating all their life so chill. It doesn't reduce sperm count either. One thing I know for sure though, your dick might get used to your hand way more than inside the red warmth of a vagina.

CanadianNaija:


Why won’t you just take out time to read this thread? Especially page 1.

All these questions you’re asking have been answered in so many different ways.

Do people stumble on a thread and go ahead posting without reading up a bit first?

Is it bad to ask questions? I for one hate it when people tell others to go read from page 1. If you can't answer their questions, simply ignore. If you can and you think the question has been answered some pages before you can do well to look it up and then answer with a link to that page. Imagine being on page 389 and dwelling on page 1 info. Things change sometimes and we all know that. Plus people are busy with other things in life too, not just Canadian immigration.

MumtotheBeloved:
Goodevening beautiful people, i also have a challenge as regards this DOB discrepancy. My husband’s passport carries a different DOB from his actual. When we decided to try this Immigration process journey, I knew it would come up. I don’t want him to use this passport because it is untrue and I don’t want any misinterpretation wahala in future. His siblings live in Canada and I bet they put his actual DOB while filling their personal/family details. I’d really appreciate suggestions on how to resolve this issue. Thank you

If I were him, I'd leave it like that. If they cross reference his info with what his sibling have in the family information record then it should be seen from an angle that his sibling most likely made the mistake. How do you explain a passport you've jad for a while having the wrong DOB? And you did nothing about it until now.

What's the longest has anyone waited to get medicals passed after AoR please?

dumprep:




445? Congrats to ITA clinchers.

@crystallllllllllllll: As a CIC rep, talk to your people na. Make dem do Xmas for us.

Lmao. Abeg oh!!!

joo2018:
Mm. This prophetic ministry sha. People de on top this table you are shaking o.

Lmao. Make them nor rush me with konk oh.

ArabianRose:
Why? What happened?

Therr was a draw 8 days ago I guess for Federal Skilled Trades occupations. So there would like be no draws tomorrow.

dumprep:
It depends on your CRS. If tomorrow’s cutoff is 440 and your CRS is above 440, you’ll get your ITA.
What’s your CRS?

There won't be a draw tomorrow.

classified010:

@Ramj That was a profound advice... As i am writing this comment, im already drafting down my letter of explanation explaining in details...You guys are really an inspiration...Now you've lifted the burden off me...I was at the point of being discouraged but im gonna try and intensify my prayers....God bless you Sir.

No need writing letter of explanation blaming the agent. In fact, why even write a letter of explanation for a previous visa refusal? Simply say you've been denied a visa before then in the notes write what country and what date.

TwentySeven:


Yes they do. I know a recent case of misrepresentation.

Attracts a 5 years ban too. Best to state any issue(s) you may have had in the past and hope for the best.

What was misrepresented in that case please?

Flaj:


YES. They checked my two previous refusals and spouse's visa application as well and noted that the information as regards employment was consistent

You saw that in your GCMS notes or what?

DaddyNimo:

stupid agencies, calling landslides earthquake just to prove they are working and sophisticated... bunch of idiots, common pencil they can't produce... they are forming detecting earthquake.

Nor mind them. The stupid man is even saying the solution is to stop drilling boreholes. Lmao. Jesus. Who de drill borehole for inside Atlantic and Pacific ocean where earthquake de occur leading to all this Tsunamis?

Please any one with useful information on this?!

When you apoly for EE, do the VO dig into any former application you might have made in the past to see any mismatch or discrepancy?

Hmmm

Yian1:
is she working

Currently she's not.

DrinkLimca:
If she will be joining you very soon, then there is no need for the business..

I believe the 400,000 naira monthly depends on you..

If you can afford it, no problem..

I can afford it but I'm thinking its too much for just one person every month. My problem mainly stems from the fact that I've been away from Nigeria for a long time so I don't really know the cost of living. So I'm not so sure.

DrinkLimca:
Tell her to look for a job to do or you can use like a million naira or More to start a business for her..

What kind of a business would be ideal though. Though she would be joining me soonest.

Hello Nairalanders...

I am a newly wedded groom based out of the country. My wife is still in Nigeria and we have been debating how much would be proper I send to her monthly. She's holding her ground for N400,000.
Is this a fair amount to give her monthly?

N.B: She's not pregnant nor does she have a baby. House rent is not included.

Your advice will be much appreciated.