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Oma she o!

Some people here are just pricing goods like thieves.

I've come to a conclusion that this is just chance buy, because you won't need a product, see it cheap then still further price it ridiculously.

airminem:
#Endsars I believe it starts from here

what starts from here?

virginprincess:
Indeed you are wise.

I have to admit this; I just blushed at your compliment. Thanks.

virginprincess:
Hmmm really, of course i value my virginity, even God value virginity, that was why our lord jesus christ passed through a virgin, besides how do you know am a religious person?

Its simple, no one lights a candle and put it under their bed. You choose your monicker because you are proud of the decision you have taken.

A virgin athesist wouldnt care.

virginprincess:
He wanted me to taste the forbidden fruit, but God pass am.

I wont be wrong to assume that ur so called Virginity is ur most prized asset and its not even because u are religious (I can prove that point but nvm)

WrittyWritter:
A big NO..I'm an original extrovert ..I can talk 4 Africa but never talk about myself..I have learned d art of not talking about my sef ..Lol

My bad. Thats good, you must be very highly disciplined then.

WrittyWritter:
Person no fit break wetin e no get ..I don't trust anyone..even my friends (guys & girls) complain dat I'm too secretive and don't tell anyone anything..Lol

I'm sure you are a MelPhelg/ Introvert.

Mine was a spoken word event at a church I was invited to minister to. After strolling in easily with my words for the first 2 minutes I suddenly went blank, I was staring at the audience as they stared back at me. I quickly apologized for the break in communication and started over again, this time finishing well.

airminem:
YEAP

Are you in the same dilema?.......... By the way, I'm a big fan.

IamPlato:
Is she in that movie 'what happened to Monday'

Yes, she is also the lead character.

Modified:

Sorry, just checked, she isn't.

IamPlato:
Csrockefeller here Is The Movie You Talked About

Yeah. Just came back from a ban. Sandra Bullock was excellent, top class actress. Love her more in what happened to Monday.

Phenomenal16:
..childish for me shaa
Narrative not real...don't know if u understand

It's a nice movie. The storyline is cool, it's something that can happen. The main character also did so well, her acting made it look so real, the fret in her and the courage to survive.

Try watching it again with an open mind.

Strepsil91:
Mtchew. Reading your story, I can only see how obsessed you are. Obsessed with your looks, taa! You are eyeing something already. The way you even made a point exposed it all. Your child ruined your life? Damn. You already know that you have a strong leverage to fall back on and already have that belief that the dirty act(gbafuo there, make I call this one risk? Mtchew) you are about to commit wouldn't hurt because your peeps are there to rescue you. You knew this man smokes before getting married, you have seen his businesses fail, have you ever tried your hands in all those things to find out how easy they are? With the way nigeria currently stands, businesses can stand and fall. Let me let you in on something. I wouldn't hold back. My mom is one of the thrashiest human beings I've ever seen. One of the reason I am happy she lost her job when the defunct progress bank folded is that I can easily see how she would have tried to mess with my dad had she not lost that job few years down the line. She is too quick to destroy people with her mouth. She always complains about how this person and that person couldn't turn one naira to one billion naira. Damn! What a self-conceited bad person she is. Before she got her current job, she tried her hands on so many things, she sold some food stuff, smoked fish and some other things. You know what? She didn't turn any of those things to Dangote's business empire. She was subsisting and always complaining about how my pop didn't help her. Oh! My dad was also struggling with his little paying job to make sure the family stood strong. By the way, her elder brother and sister were always funding her business whenever if failed. That sister of hers in currently retired, she was so benevolent to all of her siblings and their kids. Now she barely saved anything and mostly relies on her brother to assist her(pension is not coming regularly and it's just too small). The same wicked human being of a mother now keeps discouraging this my uncle from assisting this woman. What a witch. People might just need help more than you think, it's not always about how they mismanaged things. A little more, patience, kindness and mercy wouldn't kill you.

Look, you are probably self-conceited. You haven't said why those businesses crumbled. It's 100 percent possible for you to open up so many businesses in this nation and have them crumble. Once the right factors are not there, factors even beyond your reach, you will still fail. I'll still give you an example, when you give a family man money to stand a business and he gets to invest most if not all of it, do you realize that he still has to feed his family? Do you realize that he has so many responsibilities like school fees and feeding? Now here's where I will come in. People like you will assist that much and expect such a subsisting business to thrive. Well, he wouldn't tell you about how he used his turn up to feed his family. I once had a fish pond and much of my turn up went into feeding the family before I could even talk about profit. Abeg! People dey suffer for this country. Sometimes, the solution to the problem is not to find where the individual mismanaged things, it could just be that there wasn't enough funding. Abeg! Plenty people fit do wetin Okonjo Iweala dey do for naija, na just say the factors no favour them. Okonjo might have started at a vantage position than others. Say another person try am I work and another person own no work, I no always mean say the other person do an well pass.

Wow! Oga no vex. Just calm down.

Better sit your a*s down one place.

Imagine you had an accident on your way to Abk and you died what will you tell your maker?

That guy will just move on like nothing happened.

Klass99:
The part in bold is what I don't understand about women who want more kids than their two hands. I am always like, una no dey pity yourselves and the physical toll on your bodies?

@ OP, Lucy Wyndham-Read is an experienced fitness trainer that transforms bodies. She's not a cosmetic surgeon, a fluke or a magician. Just a legit trainer who knows what works and doesn't. You can get your body back into shape with her workouts.

Check out her videos on YouTube, download as much as you can. The 7 minute ones are a blast, don't think because it's just 7 minutes it won't be effective, she'll have you out of breath before 7 minutes are up. Very effective and enjoyable workouts, results are guaranteed if you do your part and the work involved.

I assume you know how to download videos from youtube. In case you don't, go to the site savefrom.net copy one of Lucy's video link from youtube and paste in the savefrom.net site then click on download, when the MP4 download is ready, click on it and voila, you can have as many work out videos as you want.

Abegii!! No be single mothers that we see everyday and toast only for them to tell us their story?

OP case is a rare one.

Really pity anyone who ends up with a terrible partner.

You would wish you were single.

Another funny post

"Only for my husband to tell me he wants to be a footballer"



Tell him to try comedy

IamPlato:
bird box?

Bless you

There are many women out there who will bail out on their marriage at the slightest of challenge.

You will always see the signs but love won't allow you take a rational decision during courtship.

May the good Lord take away Jezebel's from my path.

Sixfit:
I know some of you are just pretenders. Saying something here doing the exact opposite in d real world.

Sir, sincerely as a man that I am by God's grace, I am ashamed of you.

How did you even come up with such thought?

I prefer the one by........can't remember the name nor the actress but similar to quiet place and much better storyline and acting.

I was rushing to work one fateful day after the lockdown on Lagos Ibadan express way to meet up with time at my workplace in Constain.

I took a bike like other days because that wicked HR officer doesn't even care. Omo! I was nearly crushed that day as the bike guy took one way, just a little seconds more and I would have been dead.

I resigned after an incident at work 2 weeks later.

I can't lay down my life for some stupid company or one meagre salary.

Nuttella:
What is wrong with my ways? You just couldn't stop to showcase your misogynistic view about women, your comment disgust me! Moreover I didnt accuse him of wanting to sleep with me, I only said that maybe he wanted to cause I dont see any reason why he will read my message without replying me
when obviously we have been talking before and he has always commended me for my intelligent posts and views on Facebook, so why the change of heart all of a sudden? Courtesy demands for old times sake that he reply my message, even if it means him giving me false hope by saying I should send my cv and be patient he will try his best .

Alright, forgive my misogynistic comment.

People ghost people, it's a normal these days. If he wanted sex, he would have told you I'm sure he's very bold, rich and powerful to be playing mind games.

Courtesy perhaps demands such but nothing is cast in stone.

Finally, you saying "Men will shame you" was a clear example of giving a dog a bad name to hang it.

His silence can't be assumed for randiness.

Nuttella:
CRY ME AN OCEAN. Why are you crying more than the bereaved?

Nutella change! Change your ways now.

Nuttella:
I finished my NYSC as a fresh babe, I had high hopes, there was this highly influential man on my Facebook that had promised to collect my CV after my NYSC, immediately I finished my NYSC, I talked with him, he said thankGod you are done, it's not easy, then I asked him if I could send my CV to him now that I'm done since he said I should do so when I'm done, this man kept my message on read, I still chatted him up again and again, he still kept my message on read. I bet he was especting punna before he gives me the slot, but this baby girl wasn't gonna part with it.

Men will shame you!

Over 100 sick people liked this post. Nigerians can't even think. All I see is a post done in bad faith, you just want to paint the man in bad light for his inability to get you a job.

In short, you are the guilty one here for trying to defame a man without any fact on ground that he asked you for sex.

You women think because of your beauty everyone wants a piece of you, the man probably didn't want to reply you as many people do everyday or he didn't just want to help or probably he also wanted sex but you the beauty goddess had assumed that the thing in between your legs is what he wants because all d stupid men you have come across all wanted a piece of you.

I'm glad he didn't give you. Your type can easily black mail one without facts and give a dog a bad name just to hang it.

Go into d labor market and slug it out like everyone else did you feel everyone who wants to help also wants sex.

You women should change, there's nothing special with you all. For a gender that was an afterthought and was the last creation of all creation the pride is just too much.

Have a nice day.

DonDemu:
I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.

I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces.

Nice fiction