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You don't joke with cat fish

Is there anybody on nairaland that joke with catfish?

richie240:
Where in d constitution that said it MUST be ssce?

O'levels.
That is what president buhari presented.
His O'levels.
Hehehehrhe....so nobody to compare peter obi -an oxford and cambridge graduate- but with buhari who barely completed his secondary school.
Eyaaaahh..

If and when the requirement is upgraded to BSC, then will obi tender his.

Besides, Peter obi's BSC certificate is everywhere on the Internet.
It's common knowledge.
Izit the same 'GCE DEGREE' he's ashamed of submitting at inec u are yarning?

Looking for anything else is just grasping at straws, and trying to drag him down to your agbado level.
He has dragged himself to buhari level already nwokem. Both of them possess 'GCE-DEGREE', remember?


And stop mentioning "ndiigbo" up and down, you clown.

Dem no be your papa mate.
Now that I am saying 'ndigbo' again, wetin dey sup.

You truly have an IQ problem.

richie240:
You meant this 'GCE-DEGREE' satifikate from UNN?





''He's not hiding it'' yet refused to show it?



Hypocrisy and tribalism has finished ndigbos.

So you mean if u are looking for a job in a multinational, whilst your colleagues are tendering BSC And phd, the best you will provide is a F9-filled GCE DEGREE And it's not even that the GCE is A1 parallel o.

It's this hypocrisy/tribalism that is making ppl not to trust you, and I won't blame them!





Sebi u sef dey see their hypocrisy.

The basic requirement for the position of president is O'levels.

O'levels.
That is what president buhari presented.
His O'levels.

If and when the requirement is upgraded to BSC, then will obi tender his.

Besides, Peter obi's BSC certificate is everywhere on the Internet.
It's common knowledge.

Looking for anything else is just grasping at straws, and trying to drag him down to your agbado level.

And stop mentioning "ndiigbo" up and down, you clown.

Dem no be your papa mate.

Imagine tinubu that won with just 8 million votes trying to arrest atiku or obi.

It must be ment.

Rostikol:
Oh, so you know we are in a democracy, yet you cannot accept that any other person can win or should even contest, except Peter Obi?

Don't worry. Tinubu will knock that democracy into your heads, so you will know what it really means.

Mr democracy.

Intolerant oafs.

Tinubu won by the skin of his teeth even with the rigging.

He is not as popular as buhari, even buhari did not misbehave like that.

If you think he can do anyhow without consequences, then you must be joking.

It's like you ronu people are the ones that would finally divide Nigeria with your brashness and the toutish behavior endemic in your region which you are trying to export to the presidency.

Timoleon:
It is either ignorance or pure wickedness to say they always start the attack. There’s an apartheid regime against Palestines in those regions. It simply means the Palestine are perpetually under attack. As long as Isreal denies them basic existence and right to nationhood, they are under attack. This is not a new struggle so nothing is starting because the old one never ended.

Maybe.

But escalating it like this is not wise.

Their only solution should be political and diplomatic.

Isreal is a thousand times stronger militarily than the next strongest country in the middle east.
Giving them the moral authority they need to finish off the Palestinians is not wise.

The terrorists even killed people in bomb shelters.

They are finished.

They have just given the Israel the moral authority they were looking for to finish off Hamas.

And Israel would pound them to the dust.

Unlike Nigeria, where governors ask people to pray to God for security, Israel don't bother disturbing the God of Abraham with such minor matters.

They do the job themselves.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
It should defend or intercept the rocket fire from Hamas.

Do you know how many hundreds of rockets that Hamas launch in 24hrs?

It's enough to overwhelm any missile defense in the world.

He absolutely deserves the money.

He's a patriot.

Jeon:
First time seeing a Man worrying about pregnancy.

It's not rare.

I can't impregnate a woman and watch her run away with my seed.

FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm.

Brilliant! Reciprocity is done everywhere in the world. It's the best way to collaborate and can be domesticated too.

That's why all the SW states must adopt it too as adviced here :
LAGOS GUBER & PLIGHT OF IGBO: Law Of Reciprocity Is The Solution
https://www.nairaland.com/7612989/lagos-guber-plight-igbo-law

Let's collaborate by reciprocity so we can have equitable and sustainable relationship among ourselves and the states. It helps us place value on what we each offer to one another and de-escalate our fault lines.

Every resource must be exchanged by reciprocity for collaboration. Every state has resources to exchange so bring it to the table and use for exchange. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

This Lagos that is making your collective butterflies to think it is a bird is funny to me.

By the time the consequence of your collective madness start, that tiny backwater called Lagos that is shacking you people, would be insignificant to what you guys will lose.

Na look everybody dey look una for now.

Tinubu 4yrs tenure no far.

Lanretoye:
no,that's not what I am saying.i said just give me only one worthy news of emulation from all your eastern states combined or bury your head in shame.what do you have in your states that thay osun and ekiti doesn't have?,just park abeg.

I should give you one Worthy news from the east?

May you be perpetually blind to it.
As if your poverty stricken, ritualism infested region is an enclave of rainbows and sunshine.

Once Dem don reach Lagos, dey would assume that is how the whole Yorubaland is.

drimzsmoke:
I saw a woman last week Thursday or Friday, para 6, with less than an hour-old neonate. She delivered at home and she had postpartum haemorrhage with retained placenta. The husband and mother-in-law kept trying local nonsense at home to stop the bleeding. By the time they rushed her in, she was already in respiratory distress and in shock....SP02 was less than 90, PCV was 13 or thereabouts, there was leave and black substances inside her vagina and all over her vulva.... I hate poor people ehnnn, they are menace to the society!!!

Is it poor people you should hate or the absolutely terrible govt in a country where the vast majority are too poor to be properly educated or to afford good healthcare.?

If the husband had a decent job, you think they would deliver at home?

Nigeria is a hopeless shit-hole.

82,000 of your women die in one year just by trying to give birth and the country has not declared a national emergency and wear sackcloth and ashes.?

No be life una dey live for this country.
Na animal farm where life is worth nothing.

And I am absolutely sure, the numbers are grossly underestimated.
The rural areas are not completely captured in that statistic.

Lanretoye:
don't be unreasonably silly,tell me one development that is going on in your region that has not been existing in the past atleast one decade in my region...HDI koor,FBI ni.e be like them swear for una generation say make una no get sense.

Go to osun or ekiti.

Take an aerial view.

That is the definition of poverty and poor HDI.

Your region does not start in ikoyi and end in ikeja.

Tunde835:
I repeat Tinubu is being too lenient with these guys. He should just shut them up

You think we are discussing oduduwa politics.?

The only reason why Nigerians are still tolerating tinubu despite his apparent forgery is because he is respecting himself and did not overdo.

A man that "won" with just 8 million votes with excess rigging is not popular.

Tinubu knows it, apc knows it, but ronu clowns like you don't.

ChrisP92:
You guys are indeed scared to speak about the Northerners. I just thank God for Obi, that he didn't initiate this CSU case.

I actually wished he did.
To add greater pepper.

The northerners themselves are waiting for tinubu in 2027.

Slynation:
It was Atiku that sued Tinubu but na Obi dey collect stray bullets...!! Bunch of clowns!! 🤡

Don't take them seriously.

They are a bunch of never-do-well with no relevance to anybody beyond nairaland.

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meditator:
Move on indeed! The same people that hated Buhari, that told us he does not have certificate, that told us he's cloned, that told us he's replace by Jubrin of Sudan, are the same people that have directed that venom on Tinubu now. These same people that criticize everyone wanted us to support a third class graduate of philosophy with no political ideology and good track record, with affiliation to IPOB terrorists, are the same people that hate everyone and Tinubu now. These same people have failed to prove their case in the tribunal because they were driven by emotions instead of facts.

So you are in love with buhari, after tinubu of all people have agreed that buhari wrecked the economy for your future generations unborn.

One of his boys even went as far as saying that the last time the Nigerian economy was stable was under Jonathan.

And yet your papa is still in love with buhari?

Your mumu na world class.

Don't worry.
You are still very rich, that is why.

The inflation never reach your side yet.
It still dey come.

Lanretoye:
Obi is their president,he will do their own transfer for them.

When the next HDI statistics is released under the tinubu, compare your region with theirs and let's us see how much tinubu has helped your papa.

I would like to know what they worked on.

festacman:
We copied presidential system from United Statez and there The Office of the First Lady (OFL) plays significant role.

There is no office of the first lady in America.

If you want to copy, at least copy well.

YoungBlackRico:
Na why I hate pork meat since the day I discovered it a safe haven for parasites. My whole time in Calabar, I made sure I resisted all the urge and temptation.

And I just started eating it o.

I need to stop. It's not worth the risk.

LeoDeKing:
Why fixed amount?

Why not proportionate increase?

If you are earning enough to the point where 25k is nothing, then you don't really need the increase in salary.

Nigeria is on survival mode now.

Throwback:
Why did he refuse to present his University Bachelor's degree certificate to INEC with the mandatory NYSC certificate?

He is boasting now with courses that are not academic milestones, but when it mattered to present his best, he held back the certificates and presented only GCE certificates.

Obi has always been a hypocrite.

He will never change.

He will always be known as the wicked and visionless Governor of Anambra state that was either stealing millions in cash, and saving state funds in his own bank to grow the bank, and investing state funds in his own Brewery.

When I remember Obi's actions, I remember criminal state capture perpetrated in Anambra state.

The end result is hiding his wealth in offshore accounts under his daughter's name.

Peter Obi x Gabriella = Pando.ra Obi

The minimum requirement for the position of a president is O levels. And that is what he gave them.

If they require bsc, he would give them.

The apc machinery in abuja have never accused obi of not having a genuine certificate.

It's starving clowns like you that do.

eitsei:
lolz.. Christine Lagarde former IMF and current European central bank is a Lawyer

it's not about whether they are developed or not, your claim is wrong

No, it's not.

The majority of the Central Bank heads of the United States and even the UK have background in economics.
Serious background, infact.

The vast majority of them.

Because they appointed one outlier due to politics does not change anything.

SmartyPants:
Are you sure you know the meaning the terms you're using? What does developmental economics have to do with CBN?

Everything

NOI has a PhD in regional economics.

That is why she was able to acts as the minister in charge of the economy, while also acting as a finance minister.

She was doing some of the duties of cbn Governor and the finance ministry at the same time.

That is what an economist get you.

An accountant or banker is Limited.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Past 4 US federal Reserve Chairmen

Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernake, Janet Yellen and now Jerome Powell all American Economist!

Make we just dey play, dey play, dey playoooooo....

Don't mind him.

He thinks the US became what it's by appointing square pegs in round holes.

eitsei:
what if I tell you the equivalent of a CBN Gov in US is a lawyer?

The US is already established.

It can afford to run on autopilot.

Nigeria on the other hand is seriously sick.

bigtt76:
Inflation would be lower for those periods because government defended the Naira against the USD and it was easier and cheaper to access the dollar then. Don't forget that 90% of goods in our markets were imported. If you import cheaply, definitely you sell cheaply and the people can afford it. From the period it started dawning on government that it could not afford to defend it coincided with Emefiele’s time and way into Buhari's regime. I don't think it matters whether an economist or not is the governor... CBN governors don't have executive powers over monetary policies BTW.

You think a Yemi cardoso or Emefiele would have carried out the banking reforms by economists like soludo?
Who dash dem? Their sense reach there?

What does emefiele know about demand-pull inflation which Nigeria is currently suffering from?