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This lockdown has opened my eyes to the fact that Nigeria is irredeemable and that greed, wickedness and heartlessness have been embedded into the DNA of the populace.

Physicist

My love for you, is like the strong force that binds the nucleus; The probability density of my love for you is one;
You are like a cadium rod in a nuclear reactor to my life; Like the force of gravity, you are always directed towards the center of my heart. Baby just Like Nuclear Fusion, so is my love for you;My love for you is like a constructive interference. Your beauty is like white light passing through a triangular glass prism. I achieve stability, like the inert gasea, because of you.

powerkey:
You Yorubas are bigots.

have you been to innoson before?

Innoson is beyond what your small brain can carry.


Do yourself some to SHUT UP.

Most of them have never gone beyond their enclaves. They just sit in one corner and be spewing rubbish.

Idzitari1:
Bashir is right. Innoson is not ready to contribute anything to help humanity rather he see this as an opportunity to become dangote.

What has your "thiefing" politicians done to help humanity?

MarieAnn2012:
See them

Shouting Innoson up and down.

Nobody is taking about Bayern University, How do they manufacture their Ventilators, with which facilities and equipments

Exactly, is it with those dilapidated facilities? And even if they manage to produce such, it would look like what they use for sacrifice in the shrine.

MelesZenawi:
You guys love to waste time on frivolities...

Who dash bayero university equipment to produce such...The plant.. hardware and software arrangements....

They should equip their labs first for simple practicals by students before talking of producing ventilators..

Sometimes it is not necessary to respond to fools whose education was by quota.

Nigeria university producing ventilators, Imagine how it will look like....Jokers everywhere.

What the ventilators would look like, is unimaginable. I remember years back when the Faculty of Engineering in my University decided to produce a car, what the car looked like - is an eye sore. Infact a wheelbarrow is far better than what they built.

Lymasaba:
Unimaid

Alright.

Lymasaba:
Muna ruwa

Great balewite?

Japan’s deputy prime minister lobbed insults wednesday at the World Health Organization, saying they are parroting Chinese propaganda and should change their name to the China Health Organization.

Japan’s Deputy Prime Minister says that the WHO should change its name to the CHO: China Health Organization

“People think the World Health Organization should change its name,” Deputy Prime Minister Taro Aso said, according to translators. “It shouldn’t be called the WHO, it should be renamed the CHO.”

The incident comes after reports that China intentionally misled the world by downplaying the number of coronavirus cases and deaths in the country. The WHO sent Assistant Director-General Bruce Aylward on a “fact-finding” mission to China in February, where he resoundingly praised China’s efforts, only for for it to be revealed that China hadn’t been counting mild or asymptomatic cases in its data, among other things. 

China has officially reported 82,000 cases and 3,300 deaths, lower than some nations whose outbreaks started later, such as the U.S. Wuhan, where the virus first broke out, reported 2,535 deaths, but over the course of two days during the crisis,  received shipments of 5,000 urns to carry ashes of the deceased, according to Shanghaiist. 

The mortuary plans to release urns at a rate of 500 per day until April 4. If the city’s seven other mortuaries are adopting the same policy, that would total 40,000 urns, starting with the first confirmed delivery on March 26.
Source: www.dailycaller.com

CoronaVirusPro:
God bless His Excellence President Mohammadu Buhari (GCFR)

Qualities of a leader-. Leading by example.

Qualities of a leader- Leading by example indeed.
He should have sent his children to a Nigerian higer institution of learning; He shouldn't have visited London hospital for medical vacation.

Studied Applied Physics. Loved the course, but currently disappointed because it look as though the course fits only into teaching

SperoQuest:
Good afternoon dear Nairalanders, I want you all to read this raw truth about the Corona virus revealed by apostle Johnson Suleiman In his online program yesterday.

Irrespective whether you are a Christian or not.
Below are his words which I have thoroughly separated into 20 Raw facts about the Corona virus.

These are his words according to Revelation from GOD.

1)GOD Said, he gave the world to man and he don't do anything to interfere in the affairs of the world, unless man invites him in understanding in the place of prayers[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font].

2) The Nation in question has sinned against the world, they wanted to make their own moon shine brighter than the natural moon, their Power tussle is beween a particular Nation and they want to bring that Nation on their feet.

3) Covid 19 is an experiment and now they are rejoicing because they are shaking the world and they will wait for another two years.

In 2022, something worst will happen and it will also originate from them.

4) The world leaders are coming together to have a synergy that will make all religion have a common ground and the pope is part of it.

5) AMERICA is their Target but the president is their obstacle.

6) America should not joke with the next election, because they will all want to support the opponent of the current president.

7) If the current president of America is not re elected then the world is finished.

God said we should all pray to change it.

8 ) DONALD TRUMP'S opponent is not the issue but his running mate. If the running mate wins, he will be impeached for a lady to take over to fulfill the new world order.

9)Their current agenda is to humiliate Donald Trump, they have succeeded in making him a mockery in America while they are now free from it but the prayers of the saints will reverse it and America will be healed.

10)The virus was manufactured by this people and it's not a biological weapon, it's a chemical weapon.

11)Many people contacted the virus through testing, once you go for the test, they will infect you.

The few people that are not positive, is to balance the equation to make people believe it's real.

12) The vaccine will come but the vaccine contains the actual disease.
It is loaded with signals to control human beings by sending signals from the body to their power base.
That will be the proof to show that you are safe and virus free.

13) when they tell you to take the vaccines and you refused, you will be denied a lot of things.

14) Italy was sacrifice because the pope is part of it and that is why you saw very large cases in Italy.
It was not a coincidence, it was a sacrifice.

15) The policy of not coming together so as not to contact the vurus was targeted at believers, because they know that coming together of believers of GOD, will frustrate their plan.

16) All believers must come together against the new world order to scatter the agenda of the Antichrist.

17) They are planning on a new world currency.

18)You must purify yourself because they target your body.

19) By June to August, different agenda to unify the world will begin.

20) Kuwait, Egypt, Malaysia, Singapore, Hongkong, Carbon, Thailand, Madagascar, Saudi Arabia, America (Baltimore and Maryland) needs special prayers.

We all have to purify our body and come together to pray and frustrate the plan of the new world order.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVp0csb1g3g

God rules in the affairs of men, He changes times and season, He removes Kings and sets up another....... Indeed God interfers in the affairs of men.
His first assertion I indeed disagree.

LegendHero:
You welcome bro.

Just be safe.

God bless you richly

Arrogantbro:
don't mention. It's just a token. I've been waiting for you online since when I saw your comment

God bless you richly.

AMvanquish:
It is "Living" not "Leaving"... Ok , Mr Tsanyawa , very small town. How is your service year going? Yes, you have leggedez benz round bichi but not enough. Please stick to what you know , what you know sometimes is not everything. Just because you visit Bichi doesn't mean you know everywhere.

I have campaigned there with my Old Boss before, so I am very sure I have been to almost every ward there that you can only Imagine.
I am tired and wont be replying again. All the best.

Thanks for the correction, we humans are bound to mistake.
I lived virtually in almost all state up north. I was born there, I engaged in trade over there, studied there and am not planning of leaving there soon.
Like I said, I am not disputing the fact that Kano is populous, but the figure is always exerjurated.
I appreciate your maturity. �

AMvanquish:
For Bichi, All these are along the main road. Any traveller can spot these. And for Minjibir , I hope you know that the park and Dam is the outskirts of Minjibir town... Hahaha , you're calling park and Dam. The whole of Kano knows Minjibir park and Dam. Mention
Wards like Dandushe , Sabon layi , Zango etc in Bichi or Cikin gari, Kunya, Marke etc in Minjibir. You go just pass main road and come and give judgement, enter the different wards and come back re-evaluate your comments. Don't be claiming you know these places, when you only scratch the surface. You don't know jack man. Say hi to them Sabon gari peeps..

See this one, u are still leaving in denial. Let me come out straight, I don't reside in Sabon Garri Kano. I currently reside in Tsanyawa Town. I do refill my gas at Bichi and occasionally stock my Kitchen from there I also have my hair cut there. Just of a recent a gas refilling shop was opened in Tsanyawa. If you have any one in Tsanyawa, u can call to confirm.
Let me also tell you, in all of Bichi town, there is only two Electrical Shop.
I have transversed Bichi on foot. Do you want me to describ Bichi's market?

Treash:
We need this skit from Buhari. If he can't address us, let him act the film.

After he embarrassed himself with Covik one-nine. A skit from Buhari, it help to relief our tension.

AMvanquish:
Visited indeed. Story, story. I am very familiar with Minjibir and Bichi, please mention where you visited there?since you reside in Kano.
I used to think like you population in Bichi wasn't much till I visited during Sallah some years back and they cleared my doubt.
And Where did I ever mention we were upto 20 million. Just stay in your Sabon gari..

Lol "Just stay in your Sabon Garri".
Collage of education Bichi, their permanent site is along Bichi-Gwarzo road. The emir palace, First bank and Access bank -the only banks in the town. Bichi- Fridays market, the local government Secretariat at the outskirts along Kano road, The General Hospital e.t.c.

Minjibir Amusement park, Dam e.t.c

AMvanquish:
In rural areas! The lazy men are at home, the hardworking ones at their farms. Kids at Islamiyya and the women at home. Not forgetting you hardly find a household with just 3-4 kids. You reside in Kano but have no idea how rural life is there.

Rural areas indeed - lol! I have visited so many of the rural areas, and ur assertion is not true
Kano state is populous - yes
20 million people - no

AMvanquish:
And so!!! Go back during Sallah day...

lol so where are they at other times?

Righteousness89:
This is Real!!!

Covid is Real!!

Perilous Times is Real!

You Don't tell a Blind Man that Rain is Falling!!

The Earth is in A Huge Calamity!

This is the Generation of the Rapture!!

Don't Pretend like you don't know!!

Do the Needful!

Make Peace with GOD!

Accept His Son JESUS CHRIST

NO one knows what is Next!

It is unfolding, the day of the Lord cometh, who can stand it? Only those who have made their garment white in the blood of the Lamb.

AMvanquish:
Yes ! You reside in Kano City which comprises 8 out of 44 local Govts. You think its only the city that has population, Oga Go round the local govts one by one and come and give your own assessment. Don't just sit in Sabon Gari and think only Fagge Lg is a pointer to Kano's population.

I have been to kura, kibiya, gwarzo, rogo, tsanyawa, kunchi, shonono, bagwai, minjibir, bichi, tofa, e.t.c. so what are u saying

Positivepoint:
But not so much when it's the other indices. E.g number of almajiri etc

Kano state have a large number of almajiri's that is fact, but 20 million population..... They keep on cooking up figures everyday

AMvanquish:
Ignorance is not your portion too bro! Get up and move around.

I reside in Kano state, in case u don't know. I have visited almost all state up north. Kano with 20 million people ..... Look for something else. It is just like the 44 local government they keep on bragging about, which is all politics.

AMvanquish:
Madam! Ignorance is not your portion, even distant local governments like Kura , Wudil and Sumaila have minimum of 1 million population not to talk of the main city center. Even if its not upto 20 million , give or take Kano has over 15m inhabitants.

No 10 million people each for those local government u mentioned.

Positivepoint:
And Kano is 4 time bigger than lagos.

A cup of rice look so full untill it is poured inside bucket

That figure is so exerjurated

sexiestharam:
20 million Kano inhabitants indeed. 12 million of them must be invisible. Always inflating their figures. Is Lagos not 3 times the population of Kano? Mscheeeww.

20 million- Including their livestock's, tree's and houses. They are not serious.

Uyi168:
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Without evolution, how do u explain Bacteria resistance to antibiotics that initially killed them in the past?

I think you fail to understand what evolution is all about. What u said, is adaptation and not evolution.
So many of the things presented by this Scientist and researchers are all false.

Godwin2am:
THE OPIUM AND THE PEOPLE
Opium is a drug used to numb pain and help the patients sleep. The opium is like an anaesthetic. Anaesthetics are not curative, their function is to sedate a patient as he undergoes what could have been an unbearably painful treatment. Any patient given anaesthetics without curative procedures will soon become worse.
"Religion is the opium of the people" is a famous statement of Karl Marx. This is true, but relative. In other words, religion was not meant to be an opiate: a drug that numbs your pain but never treats it. Religion was meant to facilitate your relationship with your creator and help you deal positively with the supernatural dimension of reality. Don't make it an opium because you become an addict if you do. You know what happens to addicts: the more of the substance they take the worse they become until they become destroyed completely.
Every addiction is a convenient flight from a reality, a substitution of an uncomfortable truth with a convenient falsehood. Don't let religion become an opium. An opium makes your FEELING BRAIN take absolute control with no regards to your THINKING BRAIN. It makes what you feel the reality, and feelings are not always accurate.
When you hear a rousing sermon from a man of God asking you to give all your January earnings as first fruit so that your year will be prosperous, it's your FEELING BRAIN that will be activated spontaneously and jump into the driving seat.
There is no stats to establish that 'first fruiter have better financial success in the year than others. Moreover God is not babalawo that demands things before the client gets help.
Therefore, THINK. If you suspend the robust use of your THINKING BRAIN, religion becomes your opium, it makes you FEEL VERY GOOD but not good, it makes you FEEL RICH but you ain't rich, it makes you FEEL like your destiny is in a ministry but it ain't, it makes you FEEL like you are so special that your case is different from everyone's but you ain't, it makes you run away from confronting the harsh realities of life frontally.
The Supreme Court has sacked senator Lyon as governor of Bayelsa state and ordered the swearing in of Hope a. Some people are already blaming a certain priest while some are praising him depending on what camp they belong. That happens when you look at the issue from religious prism, which should'nt. If the judgement of the Supreme Court is wrong and you accept it because of a certain 'prophecy', religion has become your opium and you are stuck in a rot. If the judgement is true but you reject it claiming that it was because of a certain 'prophecy' you are also high on the opiate of religion. Analyze the case from its pure legal, political and electoral angles and be informed.
The little I know is that having the highest number of votes doesn't necessarily win you an election, it takes more than that. I also know that the Nigerian judiciary is very funny, sometimes it panders to partisan politics as against jurisprudence. In Nigeria the judiciary falls victim of willing and unwilling manipulation by the political class.
Now if Don't let your religion be your opium, think it through, God gave us brain and that's one thing that has stood human beings above other animals.
Look at the electricity that your life depends on, it didn't come out from 21 days fasting and prayer, it didn't come from first fruits and tithe( as good as these are), it came from THINKING BRAIN. The car you drive, the phones you use, imagine your life now without phone, internet, car, fans etc, these things didn't come by 'prophecy', they came from THINKING BRAINS, God blessed us with them through people who used their THINKING BRAIN. Such people did not make their religion an opium, you too shouldn't.
Let me come and be going

Thank you for this write up.
In Nigeria, especially Prophecy has beign abused. Prophecy is meant to draw God's children back when they err, but now, the reverse is the case.

God gave us brain to reason with. But here we have sold our brains. We think through this so-called men of God, we swallow every thing the say without confirming if it's God's will or in comfimity with His word.

There are situation prayers can't change. For instance the aforementioned case, the Deputy presented forged credentials (which disqualifies him) and it's is against the law of the land and against God's law. Do think prayer at this point will make God to bend His laws because he prayed? No. God cannot alter his standards. Pray and do the right thing.

Karemarealty288:
A Fool says in his heart "There is no God"

............"Corrupt are they, and have done abomidable iniquity: there is none that doeth good"

chinchonglee:
You are an illiterate who cant comprehend simple speech that was translated to english.


But on Tuesday, 32-year-old Argentine Messi responded: "When you talk about players, you have to give names because if not, it gives air to things which are not true."

Read dis line well and comprehend what messi was trying to say

Just leave them, they read without comprehension.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be a real niggarrr and make that saloon looks dope so that we real niggarrrs can come and get a nice hair cut

This reminds me of the movie "barber's shop" by icecube
I enjoyed that movie sha. Even Nicky Minaj dey the movie
Barbers shop 1
Barber's shop 2( back in business)
Barbers shop 3( the next cut)

You all need to watch that movie. Very sweet

If op can create such funny saloon environment like the one done by ice cube in that movie then i won't mind coming down from Benin city to Lagos to get a nice cut. The distance is not my problem. Have actually travelled to ikorodu to meet my cousin and his niggars just to smoke weed. We smoked that day ehnnn. It was all through the night

lavylilly:

Slawomir let me copy your style a little.

Damnnnnn niggarrr You are not serious . So you travelled all the way to smoke weed lol