₦airaland Forum

JamParkMe:
Boko boys will soon have free reign over the entire northern Nigeria. I think it's time we gather all those who tested positive for COVID-19, euthanize them with a lethal IV dose of potassium chloride, cremate their bodies and bury their ashes 100km beneath the ground in a remote jungle. How do you think China was able to defeat this virus? Have you forgotten how they said a hotel housing corona virus patients mysteriously collapsed?

Difficult times call for difficult measures.

ultron12345:
Firstly, I do not support owing employees salaries. Salaries should always be paid when due as specified in the employment contract. If for some reason, you can't afford the salaries at that particular time, inform the employees of the situation, explain to them and an understanding should be reached.

I will however talk about the so-called 'Peanut Salary'. What exactly is peanut salary?. Were you not informed of the salary before taking the job?. If the salary is too small for you, then the solution is simple, don't take the job. If you've already taken it, then resign, abi did they tie your hands and legs.

Salary is determined by productivity and market-value. You cannot be producing N4000 and be expecting to be paid N10,000.

Demand and supply of labour must also be put into consideration. When demand of labour is higher then the supply, wages are high, but when demand of labour is less than supply, wages are low.

You don't expect an employer to pay N1,000,000 when others are willing to take less. Will you buy a bag of rice at N200,000 when the near-by store is selling the same bag of rice and the same quality at N50,000. Never. So why do you expect employers to do otherwise. The same way an employee will not stay with an employer paying him N100,000 when another employer is willing to pay him N900,000.

Some companies honestly can't pay better. How can you expect a school in one small, interior town, that collects school fees of N6000 per term to be paying salary of N50,000 per month to teachers.

If you're not happy with salary you're offered, then don't accept the job or resign. If you're worth more than that salary, you will surely see other employees willing to pay your more than what you were paid before. If I offer salary of N40,000 per month, and no-one takes the job, I will be forced to increase the salary in order to fill the vacancy. You can also choose to start your own business and begin paying water-melon salaries instead and we'll see how long you'll stay afloat.

Let's also not forget how lazy and wicked Nigerian employees are. They are ready to ruin your business with fraud at the slightest opportunity. All they do is to steal your money. That is why Nigerian employees coined the phrase "Na where person dey work, na there e dey chop, na e make them dey callam work-chop (workshop)" as a way to justify their fraudulent character. Money that is supposed to be used to sustain and expand the business and even provide better packages for the staff will then have to be used to employ extra-staff to monitor each other, biometric scanners, CCTV cameras and other things that are not supposed to be needed, just to monitor staff to avoid fraud.

Start a poultry and they will be stealing your eggs. Some will even go ahead to be killing the chickens so that they'll be allowed to take them home.

Start an entertainment/viewing/game center and they'll be pocketing your money. On the days you're around at the business, the money realized will be x10 of the money realized when you're not around. Because they're eating your money.

Lease out a vehicle to a driver to use and watch as he'll finish you.

Start a restaurant, the same thing will happen. More than half of the total food ingredients will end up in their personal kitchens.

Even ordinary provisions shop, they will find a way to steal.

The major problem of doing business in this country isn't power or infrastructure, it's finding honest and competent manpower. The average Nigerian employee is waiting to steal from you. The ones in management positions will not only be stealing but will be hiring incompetent staff solely because they are his friends, relatives or church members. That's why I don't blame companies who hire expatriates like Indians and Lebanese for sensitive positions like Finance and Accounting even when we have qualified Nigerians.

Some people have money to do business in this country but they don't have time for it. They'll have employed staff to manage it, but they can't do that because there are no trustworthy staff in Nigeria, so they abandon the idea, and rather invest their money in treasury bills and fixed deposit accounts. And later, they'll be complaining they there are no jobs when they are killing all the businesses with their evil character.

Let's not forget their rude attitude that they'll use to drive all your customers away, just like they exhibit in government offices.

That's why they like government work, where they're allowed to be lazy and to steal. Where they can get money without adding any value. Where they can steal, where they can come to work by 10pm, gist till 12pm, sleep till 3pm and spend the next hour preparing to leave by 4pm. And they'll go home and tell people they went to work. That is why our government agencies are not working, that is why our government corporations like NNPC and others are not working. That is why we say Nigerian government cannot run business. Any private company that allows such will fail like Nigerian government agencies and corporations have failed.

If you think your salary is Peanut Salary, then quit and sart your own business and be paying water-melon salaries. By the time you crumble, you'll start blaming Buhari.

Peanut salary ke, paw-paw salary ni.
Resign and start your own.

JokerBeninCity:
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ibkgab001:
Please can anyone tell me the kind of GrandMa this generation will have in the nearest future because the picture you are seeing above are the pictures of failed Mothers

Mrs Ambode will be Shaking head in Agony after viewing someone’s picture on here

Cubia:
he scammed me too today. why re people like this? His phone is switched off. I'm tired of Nigerians. I wish I can trace him and give him a sound slap. Wherever he is he took the earth and will never result to anything good in his life. If you are in Lagos, let's meet somewhere and report to access bank and know if his account can be blocked.

Accountantgener:
A nairalander who claims to sell data,he is a scammer I just sent the sum of 5,000naira to him today and he gave me a non existing code to use in checking my data balance which is *131*65*2*1*2# and that code does not actually exist,his real names are AGU KENECHUKWU,ACCESS BANK, A/C NOS IS 0761393797 and his phone number is 09065287121 Pls share this message across to everyone until the whole world gets it to help a neighbour avoid been scammed online.

adoyi8:
The truth is that it is very difficult to cooperate with Ibo people. my friend in school was the president of National Association of Ibo Students (NAIS) so I had first hand information about what was happening in the association. I was shocked to see the kind of dirty politics that was played among the members especially discrimination based on ones state of origin. Abia, Anambra and Enugu students were struggling to each take control of the association. You are telling lies. Nobody played any dirty politics. Anambra, Enugu and I'm students didn't fight for anything. Prolly one or two persons from diff states had personal issues and u jumped into conclusion. Stop lying please. Thanks and God bless

If you really want to secede from this country then you must learn to corporate with the Yorubas. When something like this happen you should sympathize with them and not come online and start mocking them and showing your 'I told you so' attitude.

The Yorubas have strong international influence especially in England and USA so if the Ibos corporate with them then seceding will be very easy for them.

BluntBoy:
My dad loves cars. While I was growing up, we had many cars in our garage but my dad's favorite was one Toyota hatchback. He had a Mercedes (which I liked), a Pajero and many other nice cars of the 90s but my dad just let them rot in the garage while driving this ugly Toyota about.

While I was in boarding school, my dad once again brought this Toyota to school on visiting day. But the car paint had been scraped off in many places and my dad could not even bother to wait to have it evenly painted before jumping in and driving it to school.

Then to make matters worse, this car chose the visiting day of all days to splutter and stall. And my dad had to be begging some students and gardeners to be pushing it while he tried to restart it. After the car had started, I heard one of the gardeners saying that the car should have been offloaded into the sea a long time ago.

It was very annoying and embarrassing.

Onlyonebuhari:
I wonder what the future holds for most of this so called youth. Social media is now the medium to count your Dad flaws against you...... what a shame!
African cultures is dying

wifeesnatcher:
the abortion still dey affect u ba?

wifeesnatcher:
even this dummy want attention here too. go to Yoruba thread and see how your kinsmen wail their endlessly


na una cry never even start, I don't even bother to read those A for apple you cooked up there


the weather must have turn your reasoning upside down

wifeesnatcher:
this is what's glaring but should a serving senator buttress this publicly?

the hate for SE from the elites in North is real, that's why no politicians in North who align with them will win any election anytime soon

in a Democratic political practice that have many parties, concentrating on a one party system would do you people nothing but a political stagnant


who cares right? we want Biafra, one mumu was even boosting here how he wrote Theresa May about Biafra on Twitter. who will give in for Biafra actualization? your money and power hunger politicians?


SS is a minority tribe, I expect them to disassociate themselves from East kindergarten pattern of politics and checkmate their politicians for rapid development in their region. is it wike that will give up on Nigeria? or okowa or udom?

BuhariIsBURIED:
Where did u keep your respect bag? You go just wake up dey talk to your elder in that manner?

Daewang:
Igbo Amaka.

This is the 4th British municipality to elect Igbos this month alone plus the Igbo man that was elected in Canada at their Federal level all occuring this month.
The dirty suffersticated tribe that packed themselves in UK, I wonder why they are not being elected. Even the one they managed to get was removed for criminality early this month.

These suffersticated chimps remind me of those dirty African savages in "King Solomon's mines"(a novel).

SLBMS:
My fellow men out there, if you like your life if you want to preserve your sanity please do not ever ever ever ever get married to a Nigerian.

IamD18:
His wife cheated on him, but his best friend failed and betrayed him the more.

It's understandable in the lady's part because non-virgins Nigerian ladies are wayward and hoes.

But being snitched and betrayed by your best friend is something that will hurt you for long, not even the fact that your wife did what is normal with women.

May we never meet such kind of snitches as friend.

BuhariIsBURIED:
The girl is too young, reason for her ignorance and stupd1ty

horsepower101:
@Arsexy you are wicked

West coast side

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Elemosho478:
All this just prove my point, Be proud of Your Igbo people instead of Impersonating Yoruba on this forum. What is wrong with you Igbo why are you so ashame of your people?

anambraamaka:
Tribal politics will never stop sha

fkdmods:
You just insulted Ghanaians. Comparing any other country to Nigeria is an insult. Nigerians and Ghanaians are not the same. No other country's citizens are like Nigerians because their way of thinking is different from Nigerians. The way Nigerians think is probably the most phucked up on the planet. Doubt it? Look no further than it's history. More than half a century and not one good leader. You realize that mathmatically that is impossible right?

GlorifiedTunde:
All these " Igbo guys are the best", "Akwa Ibom girls are superb", "Yoruba guys are suave,"... etc. is all bull crap!

A learned mind should know it is subjective.
Because you have been used to a certain tribe doesn't mean they're the best or worst at anything.

All tribes have demonic husbands and wives as well as superb husbands and wives.

So the "devil" or "boring" or "unloving" spouse has no specific tribe.

People should start thinking beyond "tribal" and "religious" boundaries.

RadicallyBlunt:
Lol. You've seen only the goodies part of life. Inside that same tribe are great ritualists because of the money-oriented culture. The highest IBO obituary I've seen is 53yrs. The elderly ones I know are not too rich and care more about a good name than money which is the proper way to view life. Money should be secondary but their cultural orientation causes horrible things to be done all for the sake of money. If you dont believe me go to the obituary printing press of alaba international.

Enuguboy4nsk:
anambra is just good in two things:

either their men put cocaine into the anus to smuggle to Singapore , China or

their women like chidinma put it into her vajina to get fame
ndi anambra una too like those two holes inbetween the legs.
make una change una ways and focus on your problems before meddling into
that of others