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Travel › Re: Daycation on Vancouver, Canada grouse mountain by cucumbar: 7:38am On Apr 21
This Canada looks dull and uninteresting.

I’m not sure it’s a tourist destination.
Crime › Re: Bandits Left Pickaxe In The Back Of A Benue Farmer (Photos) by cucumbar: 4:52am On Apr 21
Lithiumite:
If this is true thats its these marauding bandits that did this,its really sad......this people will really suffer by tge time the tides turn....tinubu should push for a comunal security enabled law that will allow people bare arms.....I am not a supporter of allowing any individual bare arms but communities can and should bare arms after being fully trained and certified......each arm is registered to the community with a security head in charge.....every local community have established security structures already existing all they need is arms......in the SW there is opc,agbeloya,amotekun,NHFSS,VGN etc
Tilumbu should allow you have arms to kill his prodigal sons and your brothers by extension? 😁

Una no fit get sense for this life.
Celebrities › Re: Angel BBNaija's Husband, Tumi Divorces Her by cucumbar: 12:21pm On Apr 20
Gossipwithfacts:
After a heated money dispute and ongoing drama, Angel BBNaija is said to have finalized her divorce. But the controversy isn’t over....

[url]=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgd5vKE_UZ0?si=PYXOAflst8xUL3g4find out what happened next.[/url]
So this girl marry woman.

She’s not a core lesbian nau. She’s at most a Bi .
Travel › Re: 'Where Are The Bad Roads In Nigeria? I've Only Seen Good Roads!' - Cameroonian by cucumbar: 8:14am On Apr 20
Kushites:
YOU, Have you been to the whole Nigeria?

CAPITAL NO.

In fact I doubt you've visited more than 3 states in the last 3 years.

But you just know all the roads in Nigeria are bad.

Toxic people!
See APC Mu.Mu. When you speak the truth, you are toxic.

You Dey put Nigeria and good road in the same sentence.

I no blame you sha .
Science/Technology › Re: Video Of The 10.7 MW Solar Hybrid Power Plant At The University Of Port-Harcourt by cucumbar: 6:04am On Apr 20
naptu2:
The funny thing is that , you go reach there, 2weeks at a stretch, you no go see light.😁
Politics › Re: FG Votes ₦1.4 Billion For Boko Haram Terrorists’ Trial by cucumbar: 6:03am On Apr 20
adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/fg-votes-n1-4bn-for-bharam-terrorists-trial
Money wey dem wan thief?

It’s like these ones did not meet their killing target , otherwise, why are they trying these ones when they would release some others, call them the prodigal sons of ronu and enlist them in the army ? 🤔
Phones › Re: Why Are You People Running Away From eSim? by cucumbar: 5:25pm On Apr 19
emmy512:
I can swap at ease tooo by just scanning the code in my email or the printed copy
Will Mtn send the code to my mail if I ask them to ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Omolehin: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Olukoya Are Denominational Heads, Not Fathers Of .... by cucumbar: 10:44am On Apr 19
Basicend:
Daddy Omolehin,

You are also a father of faith. Take responsibility too sir.

You are supposed to use seasoned wisdom to gather and grow the fledgling flock at this age. Do it with gunuine humility and prayers and God may decide to help us and not by flesh.

I was under your ministeration for many years. I was under Baba Adeboye's ministration too. No man is perfect, no man at all.

I don't want to say more than that. Because the new stones are made to see the works of patriachs before them, esp those they have come across, even from the spirit.

May God have mercy everyone.
No father of anywhere. The man don talk am. They are father/CEO of their denomination. 😁

Omolehin tell you say he wan be father?

Why is it paining you?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Declares Strait Of Hormuz Open, But Trump Says US Blockade Still Active by cucumbar: 8:28pm On Apr 18
Mercisharelove:
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/17/iran-war-hormuz-strait-israel-lebanon-ceasefire.html
This open and close don taya me.

Is Homuz open or close? I need to pass there with my yatch on my way to dubai marina tomorrow morning.
Politics › Re: We Have Over 13 Million Registered Members In Our Party - APC Chairman by cucumbar: 11:28am On Apr 16
Melezenawii:
We have over 13 million registered members in our party. Out of that number, those between the ages of 18 and 35 make up 50% of our members, which means we’re the most youthful party in Nigeria

- APC National Chairman, Prof. Nentawe Yilwatda

this is the first stage in rigging.
Business › Re: Inflation Rate Rises To 15.38% In March — NBS by cucumbar: 5:55pm On Apr 15
ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/breaking-inflation-rate-rises-to-15-38-in-march-nbs/
Inflation wey don reach 200percent ?

Are these people whining data boys ?
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Economy Growing Faster Than US, UK – Daniel Bwala by cucumbar: 1:07pm On Apr 15
Racoon:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/nigeria-growing-faster-than-us-uk-presidency/
If that Arab man calls this stupid bwala to come and defend his claim now, he will deny that he said it.😆😆
Politics › Re: They Put Fire In Labour Party And Were Shocked I Was Able To Escape — Peter Obi by cucumbar: 6:00pm On Apr 14
Beautifulday:
People like you don't know what authority mean
Snappy answer to a stupid question. 👏👏👏👏👏
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Shares Image Depicting Himself As Jesus After Calling Pope Leo Weak by cucumbar: 1:38pm On Apr 13
God1000:
Hmm, isn't this blasphemy and against God's commandment that says You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain

This man keeps proving me right everyday, I don't know why people even call me bad names for saying the truth about him
Busybody. Face your head slamming terrorists.

After all, he didn’t pose as that Una prophet wey only know how to marry children.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Turkey Threatens Military Action Against Israel by cucumbar: 11:18pm On Apr 12
HacheNoire:
If you want to go that route, let’s use Benjamin Netanyahu has a case study. I think he is a good fit to use!

Based on your OWN sense of identification. Just like you could pick an African, Asian, or European. His he from the Middle East?

If you have time to answer my question, can you do a little research about Benjamin Netanyahu. I mean basic research?

Let me give you another hint! Hebrew was dead for thousands of years, and only pieces of scriptural parts were available to mankind.

[b]The current Hebrew they claim to speak was developed by a Russian. [/b]The internet is available to you to find out……
Na craze talk be this o.😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Atiku Counters Tinubu, Says Nigeria Costlier Than Kenya Despite Lower Fuel Price by cucumbar: 11:15pm On Apr 11
GenFunction:
Who be this one?
U no wise abi?
I also think he is not wise.
Travel › Re: Ugandan Tourist Praises Positive Change At Murtala Muhammed Airport by cucumbar: 11:10pm On Apr 11
Giftimoni:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWSCnpneT7s
A Ugandan traveler has sparked renewed discussion about service delivery and passenger experience at Nigeria’s major aviation gateway after sharing a noticeably improved experience at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport in Lagos.

According to her account, her recent arrival process was smooth, orderly, and professional—marking a stark contrast to her visit two years earlier, when she allegedly encountered airport staff who demanded foreign currency payments. Her latest experience, however, was described as free of any form of extortion or undue interference, suggesting a possible shift in operational standards.

The viral testimony has reignited broader conversations about long-standing concerns previously raised by travelers regarding conduct at Nigerian airports, including issues of unofficial payments, inconsistent customer service, and delays in passenger processing. These concerns have often influenced perceptions of Nigeria’s aviation sector among international visitors.

In response to such criticisms over the years, authorities have introduced various reforms aimed at improving transparency, strengthening oversight, and enhancing passenger experience across international terminals. While official improvements have been reported in some areas, public opinion remains divided on whether these changes are systemic or isolated.

The recent account is now being used by many observers as a case study to assess whether reforms are translating into real-world improvements for everyday travelers. Aviation stakeholders argue that consistent service delivery at entry points like Lagos is critical to rebuilding trust, improving tourism prospects, and strengthening investor confidence.

As the conversation continues online, the key question remains whether this improved experience reflects a sustained transformation at Nigeria’s airports—or a positive exception in an otherwise uneven system.

https://voicenews.com.ng/ugandan-lady-praises-positive-change-at-murtala-muhammed-airport/
She doesn’t know any better.

Uganda is a hell hole, maybe slightly better or worse than Nigeria.
Politics › Re: The Coming Of American Troops Has Worsened Security Situation – Solomon Dalong by cucumbar: 11:06pm On Apr 11
ColdHunter:
Foolish comment.

Is the Americans' coming also the reason your government keeps paying ransom to terrorists in millions of dollars in the guise of "kinetic approach '?

Is it the reason your Military have been a sell-out since time immemorial?

Is it the reason your government pamper terrorists and release the ones mistakenly captured and call it 'rehabilitation'?
Abeg help me ask that helinus these questions too.

He is fond of talking rubbish here .
Politics › Re: FG Cuts Tariffs On Cars, Palm Oil, Sugar In New 2026 Fiscal Policy Measures by cucumbar: 4:03pm On Apr 11
Omoboricash:
Just ask them what is alternative means economy policy their preferred candidate have to ease the suffering of masses. They wont mention anything tangible.
If you ask is he going to return subsidy on petroleum products, u see them with ehmmm hmmmm, no clear policy
Forex is going to control or allow market force to contro it.

No blue print on our economy but they are good at making noise at very opportunity they have.
What difference will it make , when it’s not their preferred candidate that is in power?

Stop reasoning from your poo hole.

Tell that old and wicked Humpty Dumpty to put his brain to work and make life easier for the masses, after all, you told us that it’s his brain we need, not his body.
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 1:02pm On Apr 09
uchennay:
Sorry it now big deal enhance the massive rejection and u can seehow quiet this section now compare to 2 to 3 years ago becos
A lot of people from nigeria that got canada visit visa end up using it to claim asylum. Because of this, Nigeria is now seen as one of the countries with a high rate of visa misuse, and it has led to massive rejections.So it’s better to understand the situation as it is and focus on the facts, instead of being emotional about it as nigerians are not seem as a truthful visitors applicant!
Well, nobody talked about asylum before you brought it in.

I was only correcting the notion that people don’t visit canada on vacation except you have family members there.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.😁
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 12:41pm On Apr 09
amnotapervert:
I see people still remember what I said that you should have a business connected to a substantial amount of money as proof of funds, and that ₦45 million is a good starting point to show in your account 😂

But honestly, up till today no one has clearly told me what a “good” amount for proof of funds for a visitor visa really is.

Anyway, remember Iam just a guy typing you shouldn’t take me too seriously. I always type rubbish and don’t know what I am talking about 😅
Yes, sometimes.

Say only what you know.
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar:
uchennay:
Have you ever seen anyone go to Iran or Somalia on visit to claim asylum? Stop deceiving yourself. If you don’t have a strong reason for visiting, your Canadian visitor visa application fee is simply a waste!
Please read before you respond.

Did you see asylum in the post I quoted?

The person I quoted said typically ,people won’t visit Canada purposely for vacation, and that’s a lie.

People visit Canada for tourism , even if they don’t have any family member to invite them.


That was how he said you shouldn’t apply for visitors visa if you don’t have at least, 45k Canadian dollars as POF.

Stop making it look like a big deal

Applying for Canadian visa is just like applying for any other country visa with same status as Canada, just that it takes time to get a response.
Politics › Re: Oyo APC Gov Aspirant, Sharafadeen Alli Visits Tinubu In Lagos by cucumbar: 2:53am On Apr 08
Putindbutt:
https://punchng.com/oyo-apc-gov-aspirant-alli-meets-tinubu-in-lagos/
Hehehe … dem wan instal sharafadeen for OYO.

Good bye to OYO.

The next state to be overrun by bandits.
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 2:05am On Apr 08
amnotapervert:
Yes ...... but you have to make your case strong by answering one key question: Why Canada?

Typically, people don’t visit Canada for vacations (lol, you get what I mean). So if you don’t have family members to send you an invitation letter .....which is not necessarily a problem ....... you need to strengthen your profile in other ways.

If you have a solid travel history, especially multiple trips outside Nigeria, that helps. But regardless, the most important thing is clearly answering that one question:

Why Canada?

Your answer has to be convincing, logical, and aligned with your goals of visiting....don't say world cup if you havenot visited the Uk to watch a foodball match in the past or have a history of going to cities when worldcup is happening in them
😁 there is no place people don’t visit for vacation. Even Iran and Somalia, people Dey visit.
Politics › Re: Why Governor Otti Has Refused To Join Peter Obi In ADC – Cubana Chief Priest by cucumbar: 6:06pm On Apr 07
Putindbutt:
https://www.legit.ng/entertainment/celebrities/1704330-cubana-chiefpriest-shares-reason-governor-otti-refused-join-peter-obi-adc/
Why this agbaya and him co travelers on and outside nairaland no wan leave Peter obi alone?

Did Peter obi tell you he cares if Oti moves with him ?
Crime › Re: Katsina Residents Flee Homes As Bandits Issue Threat Letter Of Imminent Attacks by cucumbar: 6:01pm On Apr 07
Racoon:
which way Nigeria?

People are just running from their ancestral home, while politicians are busy running to APC.

Who will the politicians rule over?

And we still have Oponus here supporting the most useless government on earth.

What a shame..
Politics › Re: Peripatetic Politician Who Finished Third In 2023 - Bayo Onanuga Mocks Obi by cucumbar: 8:39am On Apr 07
fergie001:
Bayo Onanuga
Special Adviser on Information & Strategy to President Tinubu
One day, the truth go show.

Their actions do not show that obi came third.

Someone that came third in an election can’t be giving these evil people and their supporters High BP plus sleepless nights.

Someone that came third should be a non entity, inconsequential.
Crime › Re: Dozens Killed By Herdsmen In Mbalom, Gwer East, Benue Attack (Photos) by cucumbar: 7:27am On Apr 06
7upnigeria:
Same way you and your evil supporters of Nnamdi Kanu have been hunted down by the evil esn you support.

You saw how Sunday igboho came against the herdsmen here in Yorubaland and even Tinubu supports him. Let ELDERS AND POLITICAL LEADERS in EACH STATE get up and secure their land. You saw how we set up Amotekun in Yorubaland, we will not take insecurity from any part of Nigeria. LET YOUR LEADERS IN EACH VILLAGE BE RESPONSIBLE AND PROTECT THEIR PEOPLE. How many places will Nigeria military be at the same time.
The joke is on you. Your obas that they have been kidnapping and killing anyhow, are they furnitures?
Politics › Re: Easter: NLC Says Nigerians Never Signed Up For Suffering by cucumbar: 12:45pm On Apr 05
Nairaland General › Re: Attahiru Jega's Wife, Hadiza Is Dead by cucumbar: 12:43pm On Apr 05
ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/04/05/wife-of-former-inec-chairman-attahiru-jega-dies/
he has at least, 3 others.

This is the fuuul that placed Nigeria in the hands of criminals.

More calamity to befall him.

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