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Autos › Re: Sold!!! With Just ₦12,000,000, Drive off!! Tokunbo 2017 Hyundai Sonata Sport. by cucumbar: 8:45am On May 11
How come? Before now, 2017 Hyundai will go for 17m.

Is Nigeria becoming better ?
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives In Nairobi, Kenya, For The Africa-France Summit by cucumbar: 7:45am On May 11
abc115:
BREAKING: President Tinubu arrives in Nairobi, Kenya, for the Africa-France summit 2026.



Wetin be this man own and France ?

Abi France wan colonize us?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghanaian Chief, Nana Kwabena Okyere, Shot Himself Dead At A Funeral by cucumbar: 11:42pm On May 10
TouchNfollow:
wetin I watch there no be accident o.

The man committed suicide.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Cannot Win Sokoto - Deji Adeyanju by cucumbar: 10:59pm On May 10
tunjijones:
Is it the same Maiduguri I just came back from on Friday.

From inside the plane to Maiduguri, it was very obvious that all they know in the state is APC.

No other party is really functioning in the state.

But it's fine if lying to yourself makes you happy.
30k per post, where you see money for plane ?
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso For President Billboard Floods Kano by cucumbar: 8:05am On May 10
BlakKluKluxKlan:
Using 2023 figures to assess Obi's chances as at now is a mirage.
Four of the factors that have him those votes have disappeared.
Since 2023, he has lost far more supporters than he gained.
He will face serious challenges in the SE this time around.
Any neutral and objective political analyst will tell you that he has lost much electoral value, never mind the media hype.
That was how you called him 4 people tweeting in a room in 2023.

He has lost support, yet Una Dey follow am like fly.

If e sure for emilokan, let him conduct a free and fair election.

The only thing that will save that failure is rigging.
Politics › Re: 2027: I Endorse NDC's Zoning Of Presidency To The South - Rabiu Kwankwaso by cucumbar: 4:53pm On May 09
datola:
Any arrangement that does not make all the oppositions agree on a common ground is a plus for Tinubu's victory.
Nobody is voting that failure called TIfnubu.

Don’t deceive yourself.

Except they allow him to rig just like he did in 2023.

He never won that election, that’s why he Dey hunt obi up and down like leopard .
Politics › Re: 2027: I Endorse NDC's Zoning Of Presidency To The South - Rabiu Kwankwaso by cucumbar: 4:49pm On May 09
yarimo:
Congratulations to president TINUBU in advance as president elect in 2027 presidential election.
You can’t shame the shameless.
Travel › Re: Lagos: This Doesn't Look Like The Africa People Expect! by cucumbar: 9:47pm On May 08
Bluntemperor:
I ve been to most parts of Nigeria, including your Abuja,but I cannot see any Coastal Beautiful Aesthetics Waves of the Sea ⛵ or Ocean 🌊 waves,
• That Foreigners- from USA, European Countries and UK,are swarming Lagos on Monthly and Weekly Basis and Now The Lagos Calabar Coastal Highway Road 🛣️ Projects is Steadily Moving like a Rover Jeep - crushing the Enemies Imagination!
• Just leave Lagos for us, and go to your Golden State,
That Is The Game Changer - The Changing Face of Lagos- that Everyone - Politicians and their Footsoldiers,
The Executives,
The Legislatures,
The Ministers,etc Love to Stay in Peaceful -Coexistence .
Ko si eyi to kan EKO,
Owo Eko,EKO Longbe ( Lagos No Send you,Lagos Money Na For Lagos Development)
Know this, Know Peace!
You obviously don’t know any better.

Continue living in delusion.
Travel › Re: Lagos: This Doesn't Look Like The Africa People Expect! by cucumbar: 9:44pm On May 08
HighQue007:
Eko Oni Baje!
Lagos no go spoil !
eko to ti baje.

Smelly flooded Lagos.
Romance › Re: She Left Her Fiancé At 29 For Being Broke, Now At 43 She Is Regretting by cucumbar: 9:25pm On May 08
gift2xl:
My happiness so far, is that the dick doesn't stand again. Rest of mind.
Your dick ? 🤔

Why e no Dey stand again?
Politics › Re: Amaechi Picks ADC ₦90M Nomination Form For 2027 Presidential Race by cucumbar: 9:20pm On May 08
Cherrybae:
Amaechi is hungry yet he has 90million to spend.

Amaechi once a beautiful bride of obedient but watch how they will insult and mock him.

Nigerians will prefer Amaechi to Peter obi.

Amaechi has many visible achievements as former governor and minister.

Whereas Peter obi has none but banking on emotions and sentiments of his brothers
Speak for yourself.

Amaechi can’t get 5% in rivers state sef .
Politics › Re: Sokoto Badagry Super Highway by cucumbar: 12:17pm On May 07
abc115:
Highway for terrorist transportation to Lagos. 😮
Career › Re: 500 Roles Vacant, Moniepoint CEO Laments Shortage Of Talents In Nigeria by cucumbar: 4:55pm On May 06
muyico:
Can you meet up international standards salary??
Some programmer earns millions of dollars per week
Can u meet up with d payment??
please be gentle with the lies .
Politics › Re: Nigeria Won’t Restore Fuel Subsidy – Oyedele by cucumbar: 1:34pm On May 06
ElSudani:
Yes, bring back the same old visionless people who made sure South Korea, Malaysia, Singapore etc all left us behind.
Bring them back, they might even bring back the subsidy to pacify you like a tranquilizer to make you feel like you are actually doing well while less endowed countries are leaving you behind.
You Dey South Africa dey sharp mouth on Nigeria matter.

Is that how the government in South Africa run?

You are loving Nigeria from afar. Wicked boy .
Politics › Re: Nigeria Won’t Restore Fuel Subsidy – Oyedele by cucumbar: 1:32pm On May 06
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/06/nigeria-wont-restore-fuel-subsidy-oyedele
No worry. By this time next year, Una useless tenure go don end.
Politics › Re: I Have Done My Best In The Obidient Movement, I Wish Nigeria Luck - Rhoda Sanda by cucumbar: 9:42pm On May 05
AMINDA:
Only someone totally naïve would claim not to know that Atiku has ambition to be president and would not be stepping down for anyone. Why is Obi afraid of a direct primary? Is he more Southern than Amaechi? Why hasn't Amaechi left the coalition? Obi met the likes of Atiku and Amaechi in the coalition who've been building the platform long before he joined but wants the ticket to be handed to him on a plate.

If court cases and litigation are the reason why Obi left the ADC and LP, then he should get ready to leave the NDC because Tinubu will meet him there with more court cases. For how long will he continue to run? This was exactly what Datti Baba-Ahmed and Obi's own Sarah were trying to say. If ALL opposition coalesce under one umbrella, Tinubu would fold on the court cases like we saw with the supreme court verdict because he knows the repercussions and the optics of him using the courts to disqualify the entire opposition. Obi has only made the job easier for him now with his defection from the coalition. It's like the parable of a single broomstick vs the whole bunch.
😀 this obi’s defection pain you o.

You will be fine ehn .
Politics › Re: I Have Done My Best In The Obidient Movement, I Wish Nigeria Luck - Rhoda Sanda by cucumbar: 9:26pm On May 05
energy37:
You are in for a shocker in January. Your inside the room analysis will be floored in your eyes because Tinubu will get huge votes in the North again.
by rigging right?

Even a dog will win TIfnubu in a free and fair election.
Politics › Re: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:38am On May 05
kingthreat:
If you guys want APC out, then find a way to unite ADC and NDP or simply congratulate Asiwaju Bola Tinubu for a 2nd term
Even lizard go beat TIfnubu, if he leaves that election free and fair .
Politics › Re: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:37am On May 05
sweerychick:
So obi is even more popular than Kwankwaso
Yes nau. Much more popular.

No more characters to give.
Politics › Re: How The North And The FCT Voted For Obi And Kwankwaso In The 2023 - TheCable by cucumbar: 11:36am On May 05
EmpressF0911:
https://x.com/i/status/2051290652294455324
Kwankwso is not as big as he thinks he is.

He better agree to deputize Obi.

Me I no like that man sef.
Politics › Re: NDC: Lawyer Alleges Forgery In Egwuaba's APM Resignation Letter by cucumbar: 12:59pm On May 04
Tinubu chasing Obi from party after party.

Obi giving Tinubu and him boys on and off nairaland sleepless nights and high BP.

The one they claimed came 2nd, nobody Dey look him side.

Well, even a lizard would beat the master strategist like efe beat portable in a free and fair election?
Politics › Re: NDC Website Crashes After Obi & Kwankwaso Joined The Party by cucumbar: 12:26am On May 04
lapintoz:
Reality sets in on the night of election when results start purring in.....same as 2023

But in the interim, let them enjoy their day in the Sun.

As for me, I wont waste my energy responding to their delusions.

Na OYO dem dey.
Reality is APC rigging abi ?

I wonder why you all are so fixated on a man you said came third .

He has been your nightmare since 2023.

There’s something you and INEC are not telling us .
Politics › Re: NDC Website Crashes After Obi & Kwankwaso Joined The Party by cucumbar: 11:07pm On May 03
WizardOfNG:
Lol. Another round of obsessing over fantasies and delusional scenarios has just begun. It will always end in tears
because you know tulumbu will rig.

Do am free and fair make we check something, if e sure for Una ,
TV/Movies › Re: If You Know About This You Are A Great Legend by cucumbar: 3:10pm On May 03
sweetjohn:
Nothing like legend here. It’s not even too far. 15 years ago it was in use. Small time you people will be calling CD players legend. The world just moved faster in our generation and become more digital
Lies. This thing wasn’t existing 15 years ago.
Islam › Re: Masturbation - A Disastrous Problem Faced By The Youth by cucumbar: 3:43pm On May 01
Lukgaf:
Every harm is the result of sins. Hence, the harms of masturbation proves that it is a sin. Why should it not be so when sins are the root of misfortune and the key to all vices. Ibne Qayyim (Rahmatullahi alaihi) says:

“The reason for every loss, misfortune and evil in this world and the hereafter is sin and opposing the Laws and Commands of Allah Ta’ala. Moreover, sin destroys bounties and blessings as fire burns wood.”

It is possible to divide the harms of this vile act as follows:

SHAR’I (RELIGIOUS) HARMS

The Shar’i harms are many. Some of them are as follows:

A decrease in taufiq (success granted by Allah Ta’ala ); corrupt ideas; hard-heartedness, an aversion towards people, cheerlessness in the heart and to be deprived of knowledge. The greatest spiritual harm caused by this evil act is the inability to remain steadfast on Deen. As long as a person is entangled in this evil habit, shaytân will gradually remove him from his friends until he dislikes their company. Thereafter, shaytan will draw him into the mud of desires until he is deprived altogether from remaining steadfast on Deen.

How many youth have been deprived of Tahajjud, fasting, recitation of the Qurán, acquiring knowledge, associating with friends, etc. because of the commission of this evil. A person who commits this sin becomes weak in front of shaytân and his nafs-e-amrnarah (lowly-self) instructs him to do evil. Hence, he will not have the ability to oppose his nafs in order to carry out the Commands of Allah Ta’ala. Hasan Basri (Rahmatullahi alaihi) has said: “A person deprives himself of performing Tahajjud by committing sins.”

Moreover, masturbation causes the bladder to become weak. Consequently, involuntary urinal and seminal discharges occur from the private parts. This causes complications in wudhu, salaah and cleanliness of the clothes.
You people should address terrorism, which you so much love…. Forced conversion to your religion, and killing those that refuse to convert.

Leave matter wey no concern Una .
Politics › Re: Darkness Looms In Lagos, Egbin Power Station Shutdown by cucumbar: 1:30am On May 01
nlfpmod:
Sudden Shutdown of the Egbin Power Station



Source
see these werey people o. As if there has ever been light.

It shall never be well with APC and everything/persons affiliated with it for destroying Nigeria.
Politics › Re: 'Struggle not over' - Atiku reacts to Supreme Court Judgement on ADC leadership by cucumbar: 12:22am On May 01
ruzell86:
That kangaroo ruling by the SC.. has nothing to celebrate about.
These APC rogues pulling the strings... know exactly what they are doing. The end justifies the means.

But, whether the APC likes it or not, Waziri will be on the ballot come 2027.
waziri has no business on that ballot.

Let him leave that place for obi. It’s the turn of the south.
Travel › Re: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by cucumbar: 1:18pm On Apr 30
Please, When is the earliest time I can get an appointment as a frequent traveller ?
Properties › Re: Increment Of Rent All Of A Sudden by cucumbar: 3:00pm On Apr 29
Smartguyboy:
I got a message today from the management in charge of the apartment I am living they increased the rent from #1,250,000 to #2,000,000 and my rent will expire this September . Please lawyers in the house what can I do ?
mchewww your own small. What of the one dem increase from 2m to 4m ? Na just small 750k nau.

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