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PoliticsRe: Daniel Bwala: Tinubu Physically Fitter Than Most Presidents In Developed Countri by cucumbar: 6:11pm On Jul 26, 2025
Islie:
Daniel Bwala: Tinubu physically fitter than most presidents in developed countries



https://www.thecable.ng/daniel-bwala-tinubu-physically-fitter-than-most-presidents-in-developed-countries/
😁😁😁😁 old cargo wey dey go charge him battery for France every two months.
CrimeRe: The Most Intelligent Boy In My Secondary School Days That Defrauded A Bank Dead by cucumbar: 1:10pm On Jul 25, 2025
guobe:
Nobody in that bank was as intelligent as him as he was a genius.
The fraud occurred several years ago when the banking sector was bubbling with young graduates from various disciplines.
Stop lying .

You can’t be a manager in a bank at 22.

Posts like these makes others see Nigerians as jokers.
CrimeRe: The Most Intelligent Boy In My Secondary School Days That Defrauded A Bank Dead by cucumbar: 1:06pm On Jul 25, 2025
WesleyPepper:
It’s possible .
If he started his banking career early say 20 years for example . He could become head of operations of his branch at 22 years and could carry the nomenclature ‘manager ‘ . He might no be the most senior in the branch but since operations is in charge of day to day running of the branch and often in contact with the customers. I think access bank used to call the head of branch operations ‘branch manager ‘ in the past
It’s not that deep honestly
not possible. You can’t be head of operations within 2 years of starting your banking career, fresh from school.

When did he finish school? When did he serve?

Stop spewing rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Nyesom Wike Signs MoU To Replicate Dubai Lifestyle In Abuja by cucumbar: 12:17am On Jul 25, 2025
Pakute:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/07/23/fcta-private-investor-sign-mou-to-replicate-dubais-city-walk-in-abuja/
Dubai lifestyle ko, Dubai lifestyle ni.

Common Accra or nairobi lifestyle, Nigeria no fit get.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Not Listed On IMF List Of Debtors by cucumbar: 2:15pm On Jul 24, 2025
CHAQUR:
You hate good news sá...!
When rich countries by GDP were listed two days ago, Nigeria was behind many of these countries, and you people weren't disappointed then because such bad developments often met your expectations.
When will you people realize that a country does not progress based on wishes but by deliberate actions of the people in power ?

I guess you will never realize, because you thrive on bigotry and tribalism.
CrimeRe: The Most Intelligent Boy In My Secondary School Days That Defrauded A Bank Dead by cucumbar: 12:59pm On Jul 24, 2025
guobe:
Some couple of months ago, I raised a post on how the most intelligent boy in my secondary school days defrauded a bank of multimillion naira and ran away without a trace.
A class mate of ours then just told me that he was told by another of our classmate that he is dead and that he died 2 months ago in South Africa where he ran to and hid .
Fraud does not pay as there are curses and repercussions that comes with it.
Adueu.


Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8034525/how-most-intelligent-student-secondary
Which kind lie be this?

How could he have been a manager at 22 years?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Not Listed On IMF List Of Debtors by cucumbar: 11:15am On Jul 24, 2025
Sunshine34:
https://www.imf.org/external/np/fin/tad/balmov2.aspx?type=TOTAL
we are on the special list. Our debit is outrageously abnormally high.
FashionRe: How Much Do You Barb Your Hair. by cucumbar: 10:30am On Jul 24, 2025
bobonla:
I always spend 300 naira to get a cool hair cut and 100 naira for my barber to apply dye on my hair. (I have my own dye) Hence he just mixed and apply). But if i don't want to apply dye, na 300 naira normally here in kaduna.
But i traveled to lagos last week and decided to barb my hair. After barbing, i ask the barber how much, he told me 1k. Like 1,000 naira. Omo we almost had an argument cause i felt cheated.
I cannot be barbing my hair again every week in this lagos.
Despite i went with my own clipper. The guy no even on gen
5k.
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Una no Dey fear God o . Hmmmm!
PoliticsRe: Food Security: Sanwo-olu Launches Produce For Lagos, ₦500 Billion Fund by cucumbar: 9:02pm On Jul 23, 2025
Lanrelagboi:
Governor of Lagos State, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu today launched the Produce for Lagos Programme and the ₦500billion Offtake Guarantee Fund, an initiative of the State Government aimed at boosting food security, reducing imports, and enhancing agricultural productivity across Nigeria.

https://x.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1948077615912251795?t=EySIiOmSRmZIwOyozsipyg&s=19[/quote]LOOTING AVENUE.
PoliticsRe: I Hate Peter Obi - Edo APC Chairman Jarret Tenebe by cucumbar: 6:39pm On Jul 23, 2025
JoeEeL:
Will u speak about the deceased persons due to Obi's coming to Edo state or those lives have no value?
which deceased persons?

Did they present proof that people died?

They didn’t , because nobody died.
EducationRe: Help . Uniben Has Refused To Clear Me Since I Graduated In 2019. by cucumbar: 9:26pm On Jul 22, 2025
McCoy662:
Niraland family Please I really need your help on this matter. So sorry my writeup may be long.

I graduated from University of Benin in December 2019. Due to lack of funds, I couldn't go for my clearance until about a year plus later.

The time I went, everything was going on well until I got to the student affairs department where it was discovered that my name was wrongly spelt.

The mistake was from my department and j was referred back to my department to get it corrected before I could go on with the clearance.

I went back to my department, met my HOD and explained everything to her. She asked me to write a letter and give to her secretary. I did and asked the secretary how long it could take and he said maybe 2 months.

Two months later, I went back to the school to check and the error was not corrected. I went back to my department and the HOD again said I should write a letter. I did and months again, nothing changed.

The cycle continued until I ran out of funds to keep going. Each trip cost me over 50k then. I sent my friends who were still in the school then to help me remind her. They did, even submitted another letters, still nothing changed.

Last year around July, I heard that the department had got a new HOD, I gathered some money to go and see the man and see if he can help me. When I got to his office, I explained everything to him and he said that I'm not serious. That he has been HOD for some months and no such complain has ever come to his table. I then told him that I have sent letters countless times to the former HOD, though I haven't sent any letter nor came to the department since he assumed office due to financial constraints.

I told him that I asked my friend who reside In Benin to help me get his number so I could reach out to him. Then he flared up, insulting me and my generation. That I have no professor in my linage and why should I be asking for his number. He said we are not mates and all. After the whole insults. He still asked me to write a letter and submit with his secretary, with a copy of my "school screening certificate" and "eligibility slip" to verify my real name. I did, and it's almost a year now. Yesterday I called the clearance officer at the student affairs department and she said "Iyede they never do am"
And don't know what else to do, it's over 5 years now since I graduated. And the fault is not from me. All my documents has my correct name, even the screening certificate and eligibility school issued by the school all has my correct name. My online student's kofa page, has my correct name. So the error is from them.

And in a country like this, after 5 years, no any work experience, no certificate to even apply for any job.
I wish to take them on legally but can I get justice without connection?
NL big fam please if there's any lawyer here that can help or you have a connection to who can, please do.
Help me repost.
Admins pls help move to fp
Simple question: Were/are you a cultist?

Be truthful
PoliticsRe: Obi Must Notify Me Before Coming To Edo, It's Not A Choice - Okpebholo by cucumbar: 9:01pm On Jul 22, 2025
CoolAmbience:
And eventually won the presidential abi?
Why did they turn off BVAS?

Yes, he won.

He beat am blue black inside him house, give am black eyes.

That’s why he is giving your god and non.enti.ties like you BP
PoliticsRe: External Reserves Hit $40.1 Billion In July 2025 – Cardoso by cucumbar: 7:06pm On Jul 22, 2025
LegendHero:
Source: https://nairametrics.com/2025/07/22/external-reserves-hit-40-1-billion-in-july-2025-cardoso/
Another story again …. Maybe na FABU. These people cannot be trusted.
TravelRe: Is There Any Place In This World Where People Live That Is Not A Country? by cucumbar: 7:04pm On Jul 22, 2025
ebubeson:
Please are there places where people live in this world that is not a Country with a name?
Of course.

Nigeria is not a country nau.


Ask no further.
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Is Right. As A Gov, Obi Notified Me Before Coming To Rivers - Wike by cucumbar: 7:00pm On Jul 22, 2025
fergie001:
Nyesom Wike at the launch of the Edo modern transit buses
He must be right in the sight of Wike. I would have been surprised if he had said otherwise.
HealthRe: My Friend Slim Escape Of HIV Experience by cucumbar: 6:57pm On Jul 22, 2025
Jeje247:
I get the message you are trying to pass this story na fabu or he already dived in but didn't tell you.

They were just chatting and calling, he has not gone to her house but he has seen the ART drugs she is using?

On what grounds did your friend accost the lady when according to you only planned to visit the lady and there was no official agreement of a genital greetings. Don't you think your friend deserve a thunderous slap for indulging in matters that doesn't concern him?
My brother, any of these threads wey you see for front page wey picture follow for the end, na FABU
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Reforms Will Make Nigerians Abroad Want To Return, Says Youth Minister by cucumbar: 8:45pm On Jul 21, 2025
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Nigeria’s History Wouldn’t Have Been Complete If I’d Lost In 2023 by cucumbar: 9:47am On Jul 21, 2025
ozo13:
Tor May be by removing subsidy on petrol and also Dollars.Even people that had D7 in economics knows the is the cause of all the current issue .other leading candidates of 2023 election said, they would do exactly same during the debate and campaign. should he have continue paying the subsidy with borrowed dollars or what. Exactly should have been the way out of our situation.
Maybe he shouldn’t have removed the subsidy like the tout he is, without consultations.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Public Debt May Hit ₦160 Trillion By December by cucumbar: 11:56pm On Jul 20, 2025
treesun:
https://punchng.com/nigerias-public-debt-may-hit-n160tn-by-december-report/
I thought the CORNful people here said the government no longer borrows… that the funds from subsidy removal is doing wonders.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Pounds Ukraine With Over 300 Drones, Killing 1 In Odesa by cucumbar: 1:44am On Jul 20, 2025
PoliticsRe: Obidients Cooking For 'Operation Feed The Poor' To Mark Obi's 64th Birthday by cucumbar: 2:40pm On Jul 19, 2025
Factcheck0001:
u as who?

Chinedu

U couldn't wait?

Same Tinubu that people loved his government that they are ready to support whoever he brings as governor


Only one southern tribe who are covetous with other people's properties are crying today

The real yorubas are pleased with Tinubu government
This boy, Na you Dey on duty today.

You go don get High blood pressure ontop Obi matter, because of 30k wey no go fit buy you drugs .

Just take it easy, you hear?
PoliticsRe: North After Buhari: No One Is Ready To Lead North — Prof Ango Abdullahi by cucumbar: 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2025
iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/north-after-buhari-no-one-is-ready-to-lead-north-prof-ango-abdullahi/
Dem get leader before, na Im almajiri plenty like water?

No leader anywhere in Nigeria.

All of them are criminals!
BusinessRe: Naira Stabilises As Gap Across Parallel And Official Rates Narrows To ₦1 by cucumbar: 12:37pm On Jul 19, 2025
Reloadedisraelp:
lolz .... leadership is never a day break success... I would love to see what Peter obi will do in office as the president of Nigeria... For now tinubu is doing well slowly
Tinubu is doing well slowly….so says someone who’s source of income is betting 😁.

I still Dey look for the person wey cast spell upon una.
BusinessRe: Naira Stabilises As Gap Across Parallel And Official Rates Narrows To ₦1 by cucumbar:
kunle4toyeyaho:
Presidency of someone who could not proffer solution to common erosion problem for 8 years in his state? You think presidency is by 'yes daddily' rolling out fake statistics of Indonesia and China?
Kunle, we’ve seen the solution of the Lagos builder in the destruction of Nigeria under two years.

Now we don Dey chop real statistics .
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Using Buhari’s Death For Publicity Stunt, Says ADC by cucumbar: 7:32am On Jul 19, 2025
Duplex90:
Tinubu is using the death to seek sympathy from the north lol. I saw this since the very day the death was announced. Its a good thing yusuf is not really playing to his gallery and camera optics. Bat major nightmare now is the north and thats why he is picking someone else as a running mate.
Tinubu is even praying peter obi gets the presidential ticket coz if waziri gets that ticket with obi as vp he will not only loose but be disgraced out of office.


They both go to separate party to run tinubu wins. The only option obi has is to run under waziri coz the north will never accept a statesman like waziri as vp and obi is too daft to be a president. I might be too blunt but it’s the truth!!
The only person giving tinubu sleepless nights and panic is waziri, he is less bothered about obi coz everyone now understands that obi is a dunce who can only work under supervision(vp).
Gutter analysis.

The only person giving Tinubu sleepless night is waziri, while Obi is always on your lips.
PoliticsRe: Stop Threatening The Coalition, South-south Group Warns Peter Obi by cucumbar: 7:20am On Jul 19, 2025
Rootprof:
Open and close thread.
Once I see the author call obi formal LP member, formal anambra governor I know it's just another noise.

But what's really scaring these people about OBI. His he the only ONE. Everyday obi this obi that. Abeg it's now irritating. Live and let others live. Play your game let him play his. Anyone that wins fine. Moreover una said they are all the same so why victimizing OBI all the time. Haba
Obi won the last time.

Tinubu knows this.

They were lucky the masses were docile when the mandate was stolen by the current thief.

They don’t want a repeat. That’s why they are all out for him.
PoliticsRe: APC Urges Media Team To Counter Falsehoods, Promote Tinubu’s Reforms by cucumbar: 7:02am On Jul 19, 2025
Bobloco:
https://punchng.com/apc-urges-media-team-to-counter-falsehoods-promote-tinubus-reforms/
Promote reforms wey wan kill people?

If the reforms were working, they should be promoting themselves.

We must chop the reform by force .

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