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BusinessRe: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:59am On Jan 26, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
Would any other person as president, especially the peter obi that the disobedient are parading as their lord & saviour, have done anything different to reduce this naira - dollar xchange rate?

Yeboze & disobedients keep sabotaging the economy.
Zombie. Why didn’t you vote Peter obi and see if he would have done things differently?

You don’t have anything sensible to say now your lord and savior has destroyed the country.

Call out the person you voted for that is now the president to repair what he damaged, you poverty stricken bastard.
BusinessRe: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:52am On Jan 26, 2024
Angelfrost:
Nah... Certain Nigerians earnestly desire to see Tinubu's administration fail woefully.

For such people, it validates their conviction and belief that he is unworthy of that position, and they are ready to lose everything of value to them just to be proved right.

Then again, if you look at it, it feels like Karma! Tinubu, at one point in the past, never wanted his President to succeed in anything.
How come some of you fail to understand that your believe/unbelive/wishes don’t have an effect on the outcome of governance?

If the people in power do the right thing the country will progress, if they don’t , the country will fail.

You should hold the government accountable instead of gaslighting people based on what they believe don’t believe.
BusinessRe: Naira Drops At Parallel Market, Closes 900/$ At Official Window by cucumbar: 8:22am On Jan 26, 2024
oliverwrites:
I really don't understand you people that wish the country bad. What makes it worse is that 90% of you people earn in Nigeria. I earn in dollar, when there is inflation, my dollar gives me an edge or at worse cancels things out for me ( my buying power doesn't diminish ) but most of you people wishing hell on Nigeria earn in naira. Almost like putting fire to your one and only house with no escape route.

Quite senseless if you ask me.
if you have sense, you will know that your wishes or no wishes have no effect on the outcome of the prosperity or otherwise of a country.
You voted incompetent leaders because of tribalism, and you are here gaslighting people.

Call out the leaders you voted. They are responsible for fixing the country. Not your dirty wishes.
PoliticsRe: Bullion Vans Carry Money From Gov’t Houses To BDCs – Hafiz Abubakar by cucumbar: 11:14pm On Jan 25, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Despite all these, they still voted him. Some people are born perpetual slaves grin

1 dollar is 1,405 today and they're are keeping quiet over it. Propaganda doesn't develop a nation, honesty and transparency in governance do. Anyone who still stash naira in his account these days is worst than mumu. What that money could buy last week can't buy it right now.

Fx rates keep going up per day but they don't care. People keep dying as a result of insecurity but they don't care. How would they care, when they're not voted into power but found their ways there through the back door.

I'm thinking of converting all my money to dollar now sef. E no dey drink water. Let it be in my dom account and let naira keep hitting the rock.
my fear is that one day they will just wake up with one policy that could useless the dollars in your account.
TravelRe: Lagos Beats Dubai, Miami, Ranked 19th Out Of 50 Best Cities In 2024 (list) by cucumbar: 11:36am On Jan 25, 2024
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/full-list-lagos-beats-dubai-miami-ranked-19th-out-of-50-best-cities-in-2024/amp
this one na yeye/ lie lie ranking.

Lagos the dirtiest and ugliest city in Africa come beat dubai?

Greatest lie of 2024 so far.
SportsRe: Can Cameroon's Weak Squad Move Pass Nigeria On Saturday? by cucumbar: 11:53am On Jan 24, 2024
DoctorAyukebot:
Back here in Cameroon we do admit this is not our greatest squad. We are certainly missing some good finishers like Tchopuo-Moting, Abubakar Vincent and Bryan Mbeumo of Brentford for injury. That said Cameroon's ability to quickly turn things around in the face of threat is its biggest strength.

Take the match against Algeria. A return leg qualifying match to Qatar. Officially out, Cameroon would score at the last minute of prolongation time to seal a Qatar 2022 spot. Needless to mention the Algerians still have not recovered from that defeat. 😅😅 Then again 3-0 down against Burkina Faso during the AFCON classification match in Cameroon last year.

The Indomitable Lions would move to score three goals within 15 minutes to consequently win the third place spot. Most Cameroonians generally accept our team is capable of pulling surprises and offsets even at their worst. In 2010 and 2017 against all odds as outsiders we moved to play the finals against Egypt, consequently clinching our fifth star in the latter.

Despite now being at our weakest 40 years after winning in Cote D'ivoire with a Legendary squad that comprised the likes of Roger Mila, Abega Théophile, Thomas Nkono etc, many Cameroonians are routing for a Déjà Vu at the expense of the Nigerian squad.. 😅Good a thing we finally have the basket Andre Onana at the bench where he truly belongs.😅 I can bet it is a 3-1 on Saturday in favour of the Lions..Where Eagle take power to fight Lion?😅😅
You better be worried about Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: DSS Arrests Bello Bodejo, Miyetti Allah President For Setting Up Vigilante Group by cucumbar: 7:34pm On Jan 23, 2024
Helinus:
Tinubu is bitting more than he can chew.

He has been targeting the North, and the North is silently watching
shocked
Somebody don hack this account o.
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele 2024 Prophecies: Assassination Attempts On Presidents, Governors by cucumbar: 2:35pm On Jan 23, 2024
Thonyboy:
https://.ng/2024/01/23/2024-prophecies-i-foresee-assassination-attempts-on-presidents-govs-primate-ayodele/
This man never say one thing wey don happen before .

Primate ko , vertebrate no.
AutosRe: ❗✴️ DON'T BUY THAT CAR YET TILL I THOROUGHLY INSPECT IT - COSTS A STIPEND ❗✴️ by cucumbar: 1:26pm On Jan 23, 2024
AutoConsult:
It's an old age problem. A car bringing out that much fault codes will require you spend some bucks. You'll need to address at least 75% of those codes. It'll be a massive overhauling. I'm sure the person that diagnosed it for you knows what sensors to buy. I think you should ask him to help you make a list of them, so you'll have a good idea of what you should prepare to spend.
No, it’s not an old age problem.
Most of those codes are related.

I diagnosed it myself.

I was wondering if you could recommend a good electrician that could help me check, but it seems you don’t. Thank you all the same.
AutosRe: HONDA & ACURA Replacement Part's, We Got You Covered!. by cucumbar: 8:37pm On Jan 22, 2024
Hondajosh:
Honda; power of dreams!
please how good is the Acura MDX?
I saw a 2013 advertised here. I’m considering it because I need an SUV.

Your honest opinion please.
AutosRe: ❗✴️ DON'T BUY THAT CAR YET TILL I THOROUGHLY INSPECT IT - COSTS A STIPEND ❗✴️ by cucumbar: 8:33pm On Jan 22, 2024
AutoConsult:
Good morning sir. Sorry about your car.

Was any major repair carried out on your car recently? And how long has this car been registered in Nigeria?
No major repairs.

I have used the car for 11 years+ bought it as tokumbo in 2012.

This issue first occurred in 2014-2016, off and on, until it refused to come out of limp mode.

Someone helped me to fix it… I think it required a re-programming. Then I was in port harcourt.

Now, I’m in Lagos. It started sometime last year. I changed the ECU. It was ok for like 3 months.

Now it’s coming up again.
AutosRe: ❗✴️ DON'T BUY THAT CAR YET TILL I THOROUGHLY INSPECT IT - COSTS A STIPEND ❗✴️ by cucumbar: 12:47am On Jan 22, 2024
Can you help me fix a 2007 Honda Accord that goes into limp mode from time to time because of some incorrect voltage readings in the throttle body or throttle position sensor?

You can also refer me to a good car electrician that could help me

These are the codes it’s throwing:

P0172
P0122
P0222
P2201
P1683
P2176
P2135
P0172

I will be very grateful.
PoliticsRe: Over 87 FCT Residents Killed, 176 Kidnapped Under Tinubu – Beacon Consulting by cucumbar: 1:07pm On Jan 20, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
PESSIMIST Why are you so bitter. You want it to continue. You lots always behave like you've been CURSED. I share the same positive mindset. Banditry Kidnapping and other crimes will become a thing of the past. Who ever wishes otherwise is either a kidnapper or a bandit.
oga, Shut up. A nation is not run by your believe or unbelieve.

A nation progresses when the government lives up to its responsibilities.



You have a government with zero willpower to go after criminals , and you are here talking about your useless beliefs.

A lot of those that have been killed, had that useless belief like you.

Hand go still touch you since you Dey support nonsense.


See ehn, Yamayama fall on that your useless bald head this beautiful weekend.

Animal.

But it’s not too late to turn a new leaf o, but I know you won’t because you have sold your soul to the devil.
TV/MoviesRe: Amazon Prime To Layoff Staff And Stop Producing African Content by cucumbar: 12:32pm On Jan 20, 2024
NextAbuja:
South Africa is a developed nation
Nigeria is an under develop nation.

There is not a single thing in development criteria that you will ever be beta than South Africa. They are not your mate. You are talking to a Nigerian not South African.
bro, no be everybody you go dey respond to.

When you see some comments, you should know they were made up-coming adults. The best thing is to ignore.
TV/MoviesRe: Amazon Prime To Layoff Staff And Stop Producing African Content by cucumbar: 12:27pm On Jan 20, 2024
YourGFsnatcher:
In what way?
Name the aspects south Africa is bigger and I'll tell you the ways Nigeria is bigger. Then we compare and see who's bigger
I hate comments like this.

Don’t compare Nigeria to South Africa.

I can bet my scrotum that you’ve never travelled out of Nigeria before, but at least, watch YouTube.


It’s because we don’t tell ourselves the truth, that’s why this country keeps going on a downward spiral.

For Amazon prime to have kept its South African team in South Africa and Nigerian team in London is enough to tell you that you can’t compare.
BusinessRe: Tope Awotona: Meet Nigeria's Richest Man In The US by cucumbar: 11:56am On Jan 20, 2024
PrinceofSarcasm:
What re you talking about ? Is everything alright with you ?
Thank God you noticed he is not alright.

It once told me that he use to Raw-dog his mother.

You quoted an animal. Its postings here shouldn’t surprise you.
BusinessRe: Tope Awotona: Meet Nigeria's Richest Man In The US by cucumbar: 11:52am On Jan 20, 2024
PureFace1:
yen yen look at you wailing as if there are not also accounts that create topics only for Igbo, all what your generation is good at is playing the victims cheesy

For those of you that says Yoruba is successful in this country because of government,
Yoruba is the most successful in UK and USA too, UK and USA government must be helping Yoruba to marginalize Igbo cheesy
grin
The RAW- DOG is here again, running around like the mad dog he is.

Bingo!
You better go and face your recharge card business and see if e go better for you In this life.

Of cos, it will not, because you are not smart, and you support bad government.

It’s not too late to change, but I know you will not, because you are not a human.

As always, YAMAYAMA fall on your strong indomie filled skull this weekend.
SportsRe: Who Is In Abidjan For Afcon. by cucumbar: 11:33pm On Jan 19, 2024
a34594311:
@zubby77

i'm also in Abidjan cocody area, we came for afcon from Nigeria but its unfortunate we reached close to the stadium but could not secure tickets for the last match, the afcon site says no tickets as well as the post office.

Even the coming monday game, same thing

Please how can i get the ticket for the next match?

my whatsapp - +2348148021628
How come no ticket and stadium no dey full.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Colonel Hossein Ali Javadanfar Killed By Armed Men In Saravan, Iran by cucumbar: 10:08pm On Jan 17, 2024
Saturnalia:
No, it isn’t a win win for the West. If the Cowardly gang of 30+ Countries are not so scared of Iran, they should move their fleet towards the Strait of Hormuz and bomb Iran rather than flexing their muscles with defenseless Yemen’s Houthis.

Not that I give a fvck about what happens between the 2 warring blocs (Axis of Evil & Axis of Resistance) but I hate hypocrisy from people like you.

If any sensible person or entity wants to tackle a problem, you deal with the said problem from its roots, and not just by attacking its leaves or branches.

If the West is telling us that the Yemen’s Houthis are being propped & funded by Iran, why not concentrate your forces on Iran to eradicate the problem once & for all, rather than chasing shadows - bombing helpless civilians in Yemen?

Muammar Gaddafi did not do 15% of what Iran is “allegedly” doing before the gang of 30 Countries invaded & killed him.

Trump killed Qasem Soleimani in 2020 and dared the Iranians to respond to his cowardly crime at the Baghdad Airport which killed Soleimani.

Guess what? The Iranians called his bluff and responded with severity, raining down ballistic missiles on 2 of her bases in Iraq – and Trump went silent for HOURS, with not so much as a tweet.

The Mainstream Media went into overdrive and denied any casualties were recorded.

Alas, Attached is the result of Iran’s retaliatory attacks on 2 of Amerikas bases in Iraq.

Those who do not know Amerika’s penchant for BLATANT LIES & PROPAGANDA are the Secondary School Children on Nairaland always posting nonsense to garner “useless likes”

Even the Pentagon knows that the day Amerika and her cowardly gang of 30+ Countries (called NATO) attacks Iran is the day NY, WA, IL, CA, TX & VA will be leveled & turned into radioactive dusts, including all her vassal states in Europe.

As always, for countless Billions of Dollars, Amerika can only send her army against illiterate savages armed with coconuts.
All these casualties, and there was no outcry?
Are you sure?
SportsRe: My Ideal Nigeria Formation Against Ivory Coast And Why Kelechi Is Instrumental by cucumbar: 2:43pm On Jan 17, 2024
Holybwoy:
This is an opinion.

Although I cannot do anything to influence the coach's decision on the team's setup and formation in tomorrow's must win or draw match against the AFCON host, as a Nigerian tired of subpar performances and hoping to see our nation go beyond the group stage and even lift the trophy, a decade after achieving that feat, I feel I have a singular responsibility to suggest a lineup and tactics that will work in case anyone cares to listen.

I watched Ivory coast's game in the opening match and like every other Nigerian, I watched Nigeria's game too.

Ours was a disappointing result and only a win or draw versus the host nation is acceptable.

Of course, ivory coast will not be here to play all 90 mins long.

The bright side of our game against equitorial guinea was the inclusion of certain players who were fun to watch and gave the game any semblance of life- Osimhen, lookman, iwobi and Aina.

Cote d'Ivoire wants to win and they are going to press high all game long. The only technical player we can rely on to give iwobi a helping hand in creativity and chance conversion is senior man kelechi.

I was surprised he was an unused substitute in Nigeria's opening match and that must be down to favouritism.

Senior man as he's popularly called has the rythm, can read the intensity of a game intellectually and create spaces with his skills and left foot. Lookman can run, Aina can cross, onyeka can soak pressure, Osimhen can score, iwobi can create and pass but who can open space?

Think of Gabriel Jesus and his duties at Arsenal. That's a similar role to what we can endow on kelechi and trust him to execute it to perfection.

My ideal formation is a 4-1-4-1

Aina- Ekong- seyi-sanusi
Onyeka
Simon-iwobi-kelechi-lookman
Osimhen

Kelechi plays right behind Osimhen and we can have a good game ladies and gentlemen.

Source: Temitope Steve from x
grin don’t give yourself high BP.

You see those people like people wey wan win?

Every tournament, we keep doing permutation and combination.
PoliticsRe: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by cucumbar: 12:11pm On Jan 17, 2024
PureFace1:
Your father and mother at home is a corn eating animal and zombie.

You want to watch me raw dog your mother ? Ipobic loser with fermented brain
grin see how you are running around like the rabid dog that you are.

Now , you are confirming that you are an animal ,that’s why you want to Raw-DOG.
You are a dog, and I was calling you a monkey

I know im dealing with a sub-animal, because dogs sef get sense. You no get at all.

Thunder, fire and brimstone plus yamayama fall on that your brainless bald head for thinking that they shoot people in US and therefore it’s ok to be kidnapped in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Shettima Should Handle Security, Tinubu Economy As Promised - Obi by cucumbar: 11:29am On Jan 17, 2024
PureFace1:
You are the idiot here that believe things mustn't be happening because it's not on the media and social media. Even if it was you would just dismiss it as propaganda.
This surffering and smiling corn-eating animal is here again, calling people that are way smarter than anyone in his linage idiot.

How are you zombies even wired sef?
PropertiesRe: Ibadan Explosion Aftermath: Buildings In Ruins, People Injured (Video, Photos) by cucumbar: 9:28am On Jan 17, 2024
Glimpsetv:
The reverberations of the explosion echoed through various parts of the city, including Agbowo, Sango, Orogun, Bodija, UI, Akobo, Mokola, Secretariat, and other areas.

As of this report, the cause of the explosion remains unknown.

Glimpse TV has obtained videos showcasing the aftermath of the blast, revealing houses in ruins due to the impact of the explosion.

Notable buildings like Ace Mall, Dominos, and KFC have been affected by the recent, unexplained blast in Ibadan, as captured in the video.

While the exact number of casualties is yet to be determined, the footage shows some deceased individuals and wounded people being transported by patrol vans.

Please stay tuned for more information on the incident as we aim to provide updates once we have clearer details on the cause of the explosion.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuCxtVp0dnk
How come a lot of you making YouTube videos don’t know that those stupid logos you put in the middle of the video are a distraction?
Is it that you don’t watch the videos before uploading?

are we supposed to be watching your logo instead of the actual videos?

How can your logo be rotating on 3/4 of the screen you are projecting your video?

Instead of subscribing, I’ll just close such videos in irritation like I just did. I’m sure it will be the case for a whole lot of others.

I mean, this is common sense nau.
PoliticsRe: Seven Major Marketers Get Approval To Sell Dangote Fuel by cucumbar: 2:00am On Jan 17, 2024
Havesomesense:
If Nigeria becomes better under a president that stole his mandate then it will be a miracle.

I don’t know why you think he will fix Nigeria but I can assure you, you will be disappointed.

Anyhow sha if e too hard the worst that can happen is death.
Don’t mind the dumb idiot attacking you.
They think a country is run by their belief and wishes rather than holding their ogas at the top accountable .

You expect hardened thieves and criminals to turn the fortune of the country.

For example ,will someone who goes everywhere saying security situation has improved while the reality on ground shows otherwise fight insecurity?

They should continue believing/wishing. Very dumb lots.
SportsRe: "We Will Cage The Super Eagles Attack" - Cote D'ivoire Coach, Gasset by cucumbar: 10:05pm On Jan 16, 2024
chisomkachy:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/afcon-2023-well-cage-super-eagles-attack-cote-divoire-coach-boasts/amp/
They don’t even have attack sef… nothing to cage. It will be a walk in the park for you guys.
PoliticsRe: Shell To Sell Nigeria Onshore Oil Business For $1.3 Billion by cucumbar: 12:00pm On Jan 16, 2024
Kenochi:
Let me take sometime to educate Nigerians before some people will come here and start claiming that the Economy is failing
Most operators in Nigeria's Upstream Oil and Gas Sector know that their game is up,there was a time Nigeria through the NNPCL had to resort to the importation of Refined Crude oil for close to 20 years.This allowed NNPCL and most Oil and Gas companies to participate in the controversy Oil Swap
Most Oil and Gas Companies used this fraudulent practice to shortchange the country, they collected crude oil and brought back Refined crude oil and still collected subsidy. Nigeria was fair game and all this big Oil companies looted Nigeria dry
Then something happened, the Dangote Refinery was mooted and this would put an end to this evil practice. Most Oil Companies knee that if this Refinery ever started their easy money was over
My people, this is what is happening. I am confident that more Oil companies will leave the country because their access to free money is gone for good

Still selling good properties with good titles at the Ibeju Lekki Industrial Hub....kindly check my signature
Abeg, what will be the benefit of dangote refinery to the common man?
Apart from employing at most, 100k people, and maybe create business opportunities for some others, how will it alleviate the downward spiral of the economy?

This dangote refinery will not make fuel cheaper nor have any impact on the exchange rate.

I ask again, what positive impact will dangote refinery have on You the common man?
PoliticsRe: FG Strained To Meet 650m Barrels Target Over Crude-backed Loans by cucumbar: 9:33am On Jan 16, 2024
datopaper:
Many things will contribute to the success or expectations.

It is better to have a plan than to have none.

I believe this government is capable . It will tough but I see success through.
when will you people learn that this country won’t move forward based on your believe or no believe, but by holding the government of the day accountable to do the right thing?

The write up has laid bare the facts that will determine the outcome.

When will you evil supporters see things as they are and call out the people you support to do the right thing?
Are you not tired of going round in circles?
PoliticsRe: Rising Food Costs Push Nigeria’s Inflation Rate To 28.9% by cucumbar: 8:26pm On Jan 15, 2024
TrumpDonald2:
I sincerely hope the local refining of crude oil will bring down the price of petrol. Else, am afraid things will only get worse.
kill that hope… marketers will be buying from dangote at the prevailing dollar rate, so, little or nothing will change with the dangote refinery.

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