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PoliticsRe: Price War Deepens As Marketers Slash Petrol By N100 by cucumbar: 11:43am On Dec 22, 2025
Islie:
https://punchng.com/price-war-deepens-as-marketers-slash-petrol-by-n100/?amp
Dem Dey slash price on nairaland, but we still Dey buy fuel for N800+

No be juju be that ?
Christianity EtcRe: What I Did After Seeing 10+ Opened Porn Sites On Browser Of Phone I Was Gifted by cucumbar: 2:25pm On Dec 21, 2025
motymop:
you see porn for phone wey dem gift you

no need to call god or write this espitle

any logical being will delete it and move on. grin
Or return the phone.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Wife Roasted By Facebook Followers For Calling Her Husband This(photos) by cucumbar: 12:43am On Dec 21, 2025
Kemetian:
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IN 10 TO 20 YEARS TIME, NIGERIANS WILL BE BUILDING STATUES OF TINUBU IN HIS HONOUR.

He will be hailed as Nigeria's Lee Kuan Yew, the Singaporean leader who famously transformed that country with bold economic reforms.

You people have no idea what Tinubu is doing. He is restructuring the entire system to work, such that his successors will have no choice but to KEEP GOING ON THE SAME PATH.

When we reach our potential in the next few decades, we will all remember it started with the Tinubu Reforms of the 2020s.
Are you ok ?

I doubt.
PoliticsRe: We Reject Any Plan By Defense Minister To Wage War On Fulani People –Prof. Yusuf by cucumbar: 12:34am On Dec 21, 2025
reddingtonblack:
People who condone and apologetic to criminal are not different from criminals

when sunday ighoho threaten public peace .... he was even trying to protect the SW ... we yorubas distant ourselves from him, govt went after him We yoruba didnt justify ... he never even do weytin he talk oo

Now we have people who can never truth to themselves, they commit crime and dictate how govt should act
It is a known fact that WE YORUBAs are cowards.

That’s why Fulani herdsmen and other terrorists are having a field day in our land today. We Yorubas are scared of our masters, the Fulani .
TravelRe: 9th December Marked My Two Years In Australia by cucumbar: 10:49am On Dec 20, 2025
obi4eze:
Has your government in Nigeria provided a basic thing like security of lives and property? What about potable water and electricity? What about good roads? What happens to all the monies paid in taxes by workers and employers? What about the judicial system?

The lack of these basic amenities of life and more is more than enough for anyone to leave Nigeria and look for a sane country where the leaders can be held accountable, and where these amenities are in abundance.
leave that one to Dey Mumu himself.

He knows the government is supposed to provide enabling laws to guide against all the stuffs he mentioned, but has chosen to bury his big head in the sand, and would rather gaslight citizens.

Let him continue deceiving himself. Hand go soon touch am.
RomanceRe: A Hard Reality About Casual Sex And Sexual Health by cucumbar: 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2025
udder:
Even masturbation is not safe.

Once got thick semen stuck at the base of my urethra. I was unaware for 2 days until I started having difficulty urinating.
Instead of masturbating again, I started forcing it out gradually with several urinations not knowing I was irritating my urethra.

The burning pain started the following day. If I was sexually active, I would have concluded I had an infection - the only difference was there was no discharge.

The irritation disappeared after a week without treatment.

Moral of the story is - No enjoyment without risk. Life is short and something must kill a man. STDs are overrated and usually treatable.
go for a check up , because what you described isn’t normal .
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Kidnappers, Terrorists Will Worsen Insecurity In Nigeria - FG by cucumbar: 9:49pm On Dec 19, 2025
Sannisege:
This is true because once victims see the faces of their kidnappers, they will definitely be killed because the kidnappers don’t want to face death penalty. The law should be that kidnapping attract 25 years imprisonment but if the victim dies in your custody, then the kidnapper gets the death penalty.
Which kind Mumu talk be this?

Terrorist sympathizer.
SportsRe: Stylish Super Eagles Land In Morocco, Target Nations Cup Glory (Pics, Video) by cucumbar: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2025
sportivationmed:
#Sportivation

Stylish Super Eagles Land In Morocco, Target Nations Cup Glory


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvr2XIIJa0?si=QEaq2JFw5J9PBd2e
😁 which glory ?

These people can never win any nations cup in their life time.

Na only posing them sabi.

Nobody should give himself heart attack over super eagles o.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Celebrate As Tinubu Opens Bodo–Bonny Road For Vehicular Traffic (Vid by cucumbar: 6:29pm On Dec 19, 2025
Sonyboom:
Eveeyone's life is not riddled with failure like your life n that of your family.

Hate him or hate him Bola Tinubu as delivered twice as many KM as any president who spent 4 year in just 2 years.

The fact some hate filled fools lunatics label him a failure does not blind those of us with functional brains. We can see how many road he completed n commissioned with Umahi already.
Anyone who thinks this terrorist sponsoring government is not a failure needs a brain examination.

It’s possible his brain has been replaced with cooked noodles and spag.

E go soon reach your turn .
PoliticsRe: Rome Wasn’t Destroyed By Outside Invaders -Shettima Warns Tinubu, APC Chieftains by cucumbar: 6:20pm On Dec 19, 2025
treesun:
https://gazettengr.com/rome-wasnt-destroyed-by-outside-invaders-shettima-warns-tinubu-apc-chieftains/
So for this bastards mind, they see themselves as a success?

The country they govern has become a pariah state, a now disgraced country, and they are talking about consolidation?

Wonders shall never end.
PoliticsRe: FG Raises Alarm Over Alleged Plot To Frustrate New Tax Reforms by cucumbar: 11:17am On Dec 19, 2025
miracle002:
Source: https://politicsnigeria.com/fg-raises-alarm-over-alleged-plot-to-frustrate-new-tax-reforms/
Useless federal government.

How did France come into the picture that the national assembly is unaware of?

TIfnubu the forger.

He give national assembly one copy, Dey implement another copy.
PoliticsRe: I Am Confident State Police Will Be Created To Improve Security - Tinubu by cucumbar: 11:14am On Dec 19, 2025
AhmedPeacemaker:
https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-im-confident-state-police-will-be-created-to-improve-security/
Na mayati allah this one wan use do state police.

Nothing good can come out of TIfnubu.
CrimeRe: Police DSP Shoots Himself Dead Amid Probe Into Supply Of Arms To Bandit by cucumbar: 7:04am On Dec 19, 2025
Abiodunstephen:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/12/18/nigerian-police-dsp-shoots-self-dead-amid-probe-alleged-supply-arms-bandits?fbclid=Iwb21leAOxqdRjbGNrA7GnYmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHrSG2QEpfYv1uKTWeKxPSx_pl5pmiGIzNSnqhLKdpiAyjpEYF1O74uhdLXpv_aem_vmAdB78YEFH2sbRZVbeVpA
Foolish man. Is he not aware that the government of the day is on his side, and that the investigation is just a show?

He would have been set free and compensated heavily, but he chose to kill himself.
PoliticsRe: The Only Leader We Have In The Entire North Is Dead - Doguwa by cucumbar: 9:25pm On Dec 18, 2025
Nairalandankra:
https://dailytrust.com/2027-buhari-loyalists-to-keep-apc-leadership-in-check-doguwa/?noamp=available
Buhari,The most incompetent president in Africa after Tifnubu.

The greatest terrorist sponsor after Usman danfodio.

Anybody that sees buhari as his leader should be on the terrorist watchlist of America and Israel.

May his wicked soul rot in the deepest part of hell
TravelRe: Air Turbulence: Lady Shares Dramatic Footage On Airpeace Flight by cucumbar: 8:49pm On Dec 18, 2025
BigShishi:
A lady has shared dramatic footage when the Airpeace flight she boarded from London en route Abuja experienced terrible turbulence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADg9ZCUT1s?si=ThPsNUfDoRJv8JZh
😆😆😆😆.

Dem no wan die, but dem wan go heaven.
PoliticsRe: Stay Back, Build Your Country’ – Shehu Sani On US New Visa Ban by cucumbar: 10:32pm On Dec 17, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/12/17/stay-back-build-your-country-shehu-sani-on-us-new-visa-ban
See this Fulani Werey.

Make we Dey build while Una Dey destroy.
PoliticsRe: Wale Edun Contradicts Tinubu, Says FG Didn’t Meet 2025 Revenue Target by cucumbar: 10:27pm On Dec 17, 2025
Guestmale:
Who are the real enemies of this country?.
People like you and your likes that cheer on while TIfnubu destroy the country are the real enemies.

Na cadoso talk this one o, no be Peter obi .

Yet you are all over this thread foaming in your mouth.
PoliticsRe: Wale Edun Contradicts Tinubu, Says FG Didn’t Meet 2025 Revenue Target by cucumbar: 9:45pm On Dec 17, 2025
LagosOrigin:
And tinubu lied to the whole country that his government met revenue target

What a shameless president without honour

No sane person will ever take any words that comes out of tinubu mouth serious because he's been known to be a serial liar
He is a chronic liar, like his data boys here,

Have you forgotten how he went to Brazil and lied?

No be today he start
Foreign AffairsRe: Trumps Says Colombian President Will Be Next, Threatens Mexico by cucumbar: 4:17pm On Dec 17, 2025
simpleseyi:
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His spiritualists would have told him that the Nigerian leader is a god who will sink him (Trump) if he (Trump) let his mental disorder to push him to clash with him (Tinubu). In case you don’t know all these European and American leaders consults occult powers
See talk, like kindergarten.
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 9:33am On Dec 17, 2025
Mee346:
No, Canada does not require a formal travel itinerary or cover/introduction letter in the same rigid way the Schengen visa does, but a well-written cover letter is strongly recommended for a Canadian Visitor (Tourist) Visa.

What Canada officially requires

For a Canadian visitor visa, IRCC focuses more on:

Purpose of travel

Ties to your home country

Proof of funds

Travel history

Intention to return.
I can help you with a well detailed cover letter template. You just have to paste your details and necessary infos required
Thank you for your response.

I had already submitted before I realized I didn’t submit a cover/ introduction letter, hotel reservation and flight itinerary like is usually done with other countries.

The way the application process was structured didn’t make me remember to add the documents I stated .
TravelRe: US Adds Nigeria To Partial Travel Ban List Due To Terrorism And Visa Overstay by cucumbar: 8:03am On Dec 17, 2025
ismart:
I have been reading your jaundice replies and you did not disappoint.

So if your is on fire, you will leave to continue because you did not start it?

So why did you want to become president?

Anyway, make una continue
You will be amazed at how poor their thought process is.

Agbadorians never disappoints.
TravelRe: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by cucumbar: 11:06am On Dec 16, 2025
Good day,

Do I have to include an introduction letter / itinerary when applying for a Canadian tourist visa like that of Schengen visa ?
PoliticsRe: Islamists March With Palestinian Flag In Osun State by cucumbar: 5:06pm On Dec 15, 2025
olayinka63:
Nigeria Christians should go and sit and free their minds from Muslim affairs. You won't get rest and peace of mind if you keep on developing phobia for anything Islam.
In the West, their citizens shows solidarity with Palestinian with Palestine flags raised and no any Christians cried. This phobia that you people developed will continue to increase your blood pressure. And you know what, despite your cry and phobia, what will be will be. Go and rest
Terrorist… see them.

Una plan no fit work . What you want it to be will not be.
PoliticsRe: Islamists March With Palestinian Flag In Osun State by cucumbar: 4:09pm On Dec 15, 2025
PigTormentor:
Was it radicalization when igbos march with US and Israeli flags?
Blind hypocrites.
We are talking about serious issues here.

This is not a thread for dimwits.
EducationRe: Enugu Varsity Dismisses Rumours Of Bandit Settlement Near Campus by cucumbar: 10:53am On Dec 15, 2025
PoliticsRe: Bandits Attack ECWA Church In Kogi, Kill One, Kidnap Worshippers by cucumbar: 10:49am On Dec 15, 2025
StoryHaven:
WHY CANT CHURCHES IN THESE TERRORISTS INVESTED AREAS HAVE ONLINE SERVICES. ITS SO SIMPLE.
EVERYONE HAS A SMART PHONE.

IM JUST THINKING ALOUD.
You think it’s everyone that can afford data to join online services like you ?

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