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Nah nothing is lame as long as it worked for you. romance or being romantic has no rules

Amya:
A Romantic getaway with me and my love only means I've died and gone to heaven

come again plz

My idea of being romantic is creating excitement in your own world, no holds barred, undiluted expression of eachothers feelings. Just wow your partner.

I love fresh flowers. Chocs are perfect afrodisiacs

No planned get a way trips but there are days we just stay in doors, isolate ourselves and play games like blindfolds (locate me where ever I am) and then shoot eachother with a water gun

Im a talker so I like tell him via text message what the smell of his cologne does to me and his smile and eyes radiates my world.

Hmm the most romantic thing Ive ever done, cuddling

Whispering into the ears makes me jittery. Forehead kiss gives me comfort.

All time romantic favourite, cuddling

No fantasy that is romantic?

Whats your idea of being romantic.

Do you like flowers, chocolates, wine, strawberries, whipped cream and greeting cards.

Do you like planning a get away trip with your partner.

Do you send passionate text messages to the one you love

Whats the most romantic thing you have ever done.

Whats the most romantic thing that has been done to or for you.

Just a diversion from the usual tough loving. Something more sensitive and divine

Do you like a massage? Forehead kiss and silent whispers into your ears, do you like that?

Any bad romantic moment gone wrong or cut short?

Could your fantasy be romantic?

The kind of romance you crave from your partner?

Spill!

Even if you wait for 5 years, I don't think she would ever accept you cos you have given her a wrong impression already.

After almost a week on nland. Everything is possible.

There is no solution O.

This is one topic, I can't even advice u on. Wow

Nekai:
Simply go to the nearest pharmacy and get a bottle of FOLATE. Tell her to take one everyday until it runs out.

I just checked it on google. side effects dey O. But I commend your boldness, this is rare quality.

@poster

Do we have this category of men? Nland is expository O. What kind of man is this?

Why didnt you use protection or ask what measures to take before the deed. The babe is so stupid to have picked you out of all the men.

'i go deny am o", garage local man. Buy her kunu now. Where do babes get bumps and goons like this from. This one sounds like a hired killer.

Flower ko, baking powder ni. Is there any such thing as abortion pills, dont go and destroy her life abeg. You broke arse mother F, can't u get her to a hospital first for a proper test and evaluation of the baby before any rash move.

Things people allow in sef sometimes, God help us. I now agree babes shld shut that place abeg if na dis kain filt go dey ravage babe.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Your are talking about your mother!!

YOUR OWN ASHAWO MOTHER!!

Is it my fault you no get job?why are you poker-nosing?na your mama dem call?y not use your brain?go get a job & stop fcking poker-nosing, you uneducated Arrow as if it's my fault, your ashawo MOTHER couldn't pay 4 your school fees dirty thing, you couldn't answer the thread but chose to open your nose to anothe person businesss.

IT IS your MOTHER THAT U R TALKING 2, SO GO SEND HER YOUR MESSAGE ON HER GRAVE!!

IDIOTTT[/color]
[color=#550077]Shut the fck up & speak english.


This is nairaland nott yorUba land.

IF YOU WANTED THEM 2 ABUSE your MOTHER JUST SAY SO.

BECAUSE NOBODY WAS TALKING 2 YOU EITHER!!

SO GO & FCKING DIG your HEAD IN your BUTTT.

NONSENSE THING, IYA E LON BA WI, OLOSHI![/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Now becus of u dumb yoruba people, they will lock the thread.



You don't even know a thing, talking about manners & know nothing about it,

bloody illiterate foools!


p.s dont give a damn if i get banned[/color]

I had written 4 paragraphs of insults before but removed it because its not worth it. Who can beat you to it,
nobody because you are a mad woman on the leash.

Its just dawned on me that your frequency is half way on earth and the other almost gone so I will leave u to drown in your own self destruction. This path you have chosen would ruin you.

Best of luck with abusing people's mothers. What a disgrace to womanhood!

@czar jah
Ha this guy is a wizard jor. I just spent an hour typing a perfect reply for you only to loose it. Refresh is not bringing it out. Damn internet providers jor

So I guess thats 3 women against the poster, you need to leave what you started for us to finish it.

I will start with rebranding your subject, like remixing it : "BBW" Big Beautiful Women or "Honesty in all shapes and sizes"

There are 3 factors to why some ladies drop stuffs in a guys house.

THE FLING FACTOR (The most silly girls ever):

When babes do that they just want an excuse to come back incase the guy doesnt call them again. This happens after a fling and the babe has fallen for the guy or the guy has already started showing signs that he has a steady.

This is rampant with guys that have posh houses or the suppose girl's dream home. Some of these flings would even lay your bed, clean the house and ask if they can cook breakfast so you would see the wife in them(abegi). They would start telling you stories of "how they are very good, they dont usually do this, maybe its destiny sha, I can believe I just Were Intimate, thats why its not good to be strict on kids, when they eventually come out these are the mistakes they make". They would have forgotten the styles they did in bed. 

They would now bombard your life with calls. They are just desperate schemers with bad timing and low esteem.

THE MISTAKE FACTOR: The one that left it by mistake would ask you to get it for her that she needs it like yesterday cos 1) some babes are ashamed of their lingerie 2) some wont want you discussing it with your friends or having proof that they shagged you. She would just let it go and form nothing happened. These are the discreet babes that dont fool themselves and expect flings to lead to marriages. They also used the guy too for their satisfaction and moved on. These ones would erase you from their memory and dont cling. Even in the worst situation, stand up tall.

[b]THE GIRLFRIEND FACTOR:[/b]Some babes leave stuffs in their boyfriends house for convenience of having to move things around or making the whole world know they are going to see man.

While some babes use it as a test mechanism for their bobo,  to know if they would frown at it or not. To them it means they are the main chick or the "wifey". Some iyawo pride sturvs (If only they knew that, this does not obstruct any illegal sandwiching infact it gingers the fling).

190:
Nigerian Ladies/women are the BIGGEST problem the world is facing today

And what is the cause of this? MEN.

If only the world was without men, women wont maline and hate eachother because of a man.
Women wont have to clean up after them like tall toddlers giving them ample time for themselves.
Women won't have to deliver a gender that scatters the house and starts action movies at an early age.
Women wont have heartbreak
Women would become Presidents
Women would feed the masses
Women would get all the Oil Company jobs

Extinguish the cause and no problems again.

But woman and woman would be so gross, hmmm, You still need a man then, Hiss

@poster

I'm not siding MMM cos thats so unfair and crude but what were you thinking with this statistic, you know the way naija peeps are with their "expression of speech". You asked for trouble.

You should have just praised the ones you know and how you adore them and not generalizing for people. Everyone has their specs, would do anything to justify their spec and dont owe anyone any explanation for their spec. But when you broadcast your spec as being honest, then get ready for criticism. Who gives a rat arse if people are honest, are you honest?

I warned you to change the heading or subject of your topic that the message behind it is not logical

There is nothing wrong with big babes though, like hell some slim wives wont eventually burst after child bearing. Be careful what you say so it wont come back to you.

I love trouble sha

No haba he is still in shock, he will soon be back.

This is not a good statistic cos I would only tell you what I want you to believe and there is nothing you can do about that.

If you say the fat ladies you know and met have been nice and fun to be with, now thats better.

I don't like the word fat (type of nutrient in food), you should have used plus size, voluptious, full bodied or thick meaning your statistics is not even from your heart.

All these generalization is not always a proven fact so treating things with uniqueness and individuality is better off.

Dude probably you need a better heading cos I dont get the message behind it. Were you double dared to put this up?

The rice we eat in Naija is not good.

The starch in the rice they sell in naija can paint the whole world white. I didnt even know you have to perboil it with hot water and salt to remove the starch and that wont get all the starch off anyways

Ofade rice, brown rice are good but the terrible things are always shoved down our throats here, we are never appreciative of what we have (our own food). In advance countries, they have low fat everything then theybring high fat everything here for us, the most pathriotic and chronic consumers to make money.

Nafdac would be busy with drugs and bleaching cream whlch are solutions. They should concerntrate on prevention for a change.

Ever wondered why most villagers are healthy and fit. Some even live above 100 and people assume its their witchcraft. But they eat our African foods gotten from their farms.

People would be complaining that they have added bla bla, my arms this, the legs that. looking for magic products here and there. Although to much of FUFU is bad for the body but we still have wheat, amala ologede etc which are better alternatives to those bags of rice they sell in naija.

Is this naija's audition for Wilmer Valderrama's Yo momma.

Please iya ni wura. This is not our culture. Awon omo isin, ko si nkan ti eni fi sere. Iya ti o fun yin lo yan. Its absurd!

Aye ti baje! Aye to to Aye Aka mo ra!

Ha Iya, eloyun mi fun osu mesan, lolz

r231:
hmmmmmm

which kan love be dat. . . . . . if you love somebody, you won't cheat on them regardless

Is this a wish or a desire?

Please forget all what we are writting here jor, which dude doesn't cheat on their chick. It only takes the divine intervention of God to find such.

Most guys have ill sexuality (swingers, three some, buffet, sex in the train, sex tapes, watching two girls etc) that their babes would never agree to so they find crazy or hyper babes who probably take steroids or nacautics or just feed on manhood that can exhibit it, this doesnt need to affect the love they share for their babes or wives or their daily routine. Its just their fantasy and their own way of relieving stress.

What would you say about women dating or married to man-loving-men and are not aware. You can never know what your man is up to so I dont bother myself about that and thats the same attitude I would take to my marriage only that I would run a test on him on a daily and educate him about protection cos mi ole je ki enikan batemi je.

You can never compare a guys urge to a woman's own. They are always hungry and if their babe cant keep up they need extra tonic to rejuvenate. Its a virus in their system or something. To some, its an ego thing to be regarded as a player amongst their peers (if you can't beat them, join them)

The only time that I would be mad is if the babe is hot then thats a challenge. I will look back and find out if there are lapses on my own part or some bulges here and there. If Im looking aight, who cares!

Finally, Let me address the part that most people don't address. What have you done to kick your man out, what do you need to do to reduce it because you cant stop it but can try. Some women kick their men out with their terrible hygeine and over bearing attitude.

I didnt talk about a babe cheating on her man because its unusual. If that happens, its a big disgrace to the man cos it shows the man needs an upgrade, reconstruction, remodelling, rewiring and even psycho numb training synthesis.

Then some people are just happy people, they love to share, distribute, receive and have fun. Boys and girls inclusive. Life is too short so a little bit of adventure and risk taking is what some people live and die for.

Some faithful partners dey sha, those are the ones who date like minds: their friend, their sister, their brainy, their classy, their independent, their lady on the street and a freak in bed, their spontaneous, their romantic, their take home to mama, their funny, their confidant, their advicer, their down arse chick. You need to strike a balance to keep your relationship, being strict and too uptight would only push your your partner away but being open with eachother from day one is good.

@upendu

Thats good to know. Any new masculine topics today for we females to trash out