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newsphase:
seriously what kind of joke is this

You see my teeth ni??!!

She's given me an ultimatum...."Cum in my a$$ or we are through" Never done this before. Need step by step tutorials from the pros please. Thanks.

vanspatacus:
Online chatting can be a fun pastime once you
learn how to flirt with girls. Although it may be
easier than chatting in real life, it does require
certain netiquette. Using certain expressions
can tell the girl that you are enjoying her
company and that you would like to get to
know her better. You can practice flirting skills
to help you build up more confidence both
online and offline. So go ahead and find a girl
online in places such as role-playing games,
online games and chat rooms. Your new
flirting skills may help you find the girl of your
dreams.
STEP 1
Greet her with a fun opening line. Some
choices include “hey girl,” “hey stranger” or just
“hi there.” Use an exclamation mark after your
opening. If you have chatted with her before
and are excited to see her, use more
exclamation marks after your opening line as
these indicate that you are happy she is
online.

STEP 2
Laugh when she says -- writes -- something
funny. Say “u r so funny”, “hehe” and “haha.”
Keep in mind that using “hehe” is considered
more flirtatious.

STEP 3
Flirt with emoticons. Use a smiley face : ) or
wink ; ) or stick out your tongue : p after a
sentence. Other popular emoticons include the
heart <3 and the grin or you can use a
smirk :S or kiss :* at the end of your
conversation when you want her to know you
have feelings for her. Although emoticons are
fun to use, don’t use too many because they
can come across as somewhat immature.

STEP 4
Show her that you think she is special by
giving her a nickname such as “honey,”
“sweetie,” or “cutie."

STEP 5
Give her a specific compliment on something
that you like about her. For example, if she
makes you laugh, let her know you love her
sense of humor.

STEP 6
Take an interest in her life. Ask her questions
about the things that she enjoys. Ask about
her hobbies, movies, books and favorite songs
or bands.
add urs

Nigerian women dont give a f*ck about all this. It's money, money, always money!!!

It seems like this competition is a big joke or the rigged as f*ck.

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Ntel in Lekki

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Ntel along Lekki-Epe expressway by 3rd roundabout. Full bars.

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Ntel in Agungi Lekki one bar testing using Cobranet server

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This is Ntel in Lagos

dustmalik:
Cool. So how is the off-net charges?

bros u kukuma buy the thing na!!! shuo!

Just got mine today. Unfortunately, zero coverage at home but a new ntel site will be installed in my area within 1-2 weeks.

lebroske:
Dear nairalanders, please i need your advice on what to do. My wife had been seducing men in the compound where we live lately. We are just newly married, less than a year now. We live in a story building and the windows are made in glasses. One could easily see through them especially in the night. So, what she does is each time she finishes taking her birth, she exposes her body knowing quit well that men around can see her through the window. She does it in the morning, during the day when she notices that i am not around and in the night.

The day i discovered, i confronted her, she said it was her body that it was not none of my business. Though we were quarreling before then. But i knew that was not the first time, she has been doing it before because each time i open the windows in the morning, i always notice that people(men) will just be looking towards my direction. I kept wondering what they were looking at until the day i discovered.

Dear nairalanders, what can i do to make her stop it. Because its getting out of hand. Now she hides and do it and she knows i am not happy with her now.
Great nairalanders, please i need your advice. Thank you

See this weak mumu coming to Nairaland to whine like a bit*h! The only woman you tolerate crap from is your mother. Anyone else and you kick the fu*k out. Have some bloody self esteem and do what needs to be done.

kennygee:
That Police woman is HOT.

But how come we don't have a clear picture pf the pedophile?

Lesbian alert!!

Timileyin:
I made an online payment with my ATM to via my master card, and I was charged at the rate of 199usd to a naira and I felt it was the rate for the day cause there is no. Unofficial way in which they relate the charges to us. I made a transaction worth 500usd and now 24hours later my account is on debit, they keep removing my money and my accounts is suspended. They should relate this to us . Nigerian banks are really stupid

OP you have opened your yan$h wide for GTB and now they are banging you left and right, you are complaining

stevecantrell:
That would be tough...

If you don't mind one of those hotels in the area with nice facilities like bar, restaurant, gym, pool etc
Search Jovago.com

Man Lagos is dry. Hotel ke?

stevecantrell:
Put fuel in your car, drive down to VI. Lekki-Ajah is a glorified pako area in general..

without spending too much on a first date bro. Need a good place to chill with if possible, some recreational activities to do.

cruzita:
I suddenly forgot

receive sense abeg!

cruzita:
carry her go under bridge it won't cost much just pay agbero tax

How old are you please?

blackjack21:
take her to mai shayi place, you must have one around your area.

Don't know what you mean.

HungerBAD:
Your language.

You don't need to Curse to ask questions,and you don't need to put a certain class of people or place down,by referring to such as Pako.

Humility goes a long way.

Now edit your post and ask your question maturely.

You're a joker. There was absolutely no need for you to respond to this thread. If inferiority complex is your wahala abeg swerve go one side.

And I don't mean the beach and fu<king Shoprite!! Please advise and I mean the type you take a lady to. As am an indoors person, this is a bit of a dilemna. Also the average cost of spend money needed in each spots will be appreciated. I'm not looking for a pako area ooo!!!

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bump

pickabeau1:
So many princeps clans
What's the clan code

Seen....

Clan code is #2RCPJGQL. Thanks bro. You will be my first member.

HouseOfBalloons:
sorry man, I'm already in a clan

I need you.!!! I'll make u a co

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks. Abeg!!!

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks.

donhils:
I've heard so much about this game and out of curiosity I decided to download it. I did that and I've been left wondering whether I got the real game or the placebo. I don't seem to understand what exactly is going on. Does anybody here play the game CoC? U can shed more light pls.

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks.

Maro4u:
Clash of clans

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks.

orfilla4:
I'm currently playing Clash of Clans and Dota2. They are 2 of the most popular games today.

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks.

AaronDonald:
Contract killer is my favorite game. Clash of Clans is good too.

Please join my CoC clan. It's a new clan with focus on war and trophy pushing. Clan name is Princeps. Look for the one with the leader name as Lucien. Tell him Cullinane from Nairaland referred you. He will make u a co-leader. Thanks.