₦airaland Forum

Funflipper:
You don't have to insult anybody while driving home your point. It makes you look shallow and empty.

Read and comprehend his first post. The clown implies that all Easterners support narcotics. It is jesters like him that have turned this whole APC vs Labour thing into a Yoruba vs Ibo tribalism issue. Meanwhile the Northerners who have ruled this country into the ground through corruption, incompetence and nepotism will be looking at how divided the South is and smiling as usual.

Throwback:
How is rejecting a specific candidate to handle SouthEast campaign due to lack of capacity same as rejecting a region?

Suffer no dey tire you for that side.

Better vote wisely to avoid hunger leading to drug trafficking.

If you will not tell yourselves the truth in the SouthEast, na Narcotics officers for Asia go tell you the koko of your situation.

It is this mentality of tribalism and entitlement that will make you, your condidate and APC lose woefully in 2023. It is only a mad man or mad woman that will vote for the same party in 2023 that is currently governing this mess of a country today. Even the Northerners who are decamping en-masse to PDP and NNPP know that APC now is toxic. Your party collected 180 naira to 1 dollar from Jonathan in 2015 and in less than 8 years, it is already over 700 naira to 1 dollar. Una eye go clear next year, no worry. After THIEF-nubu loses the presidential election woefully, you can fall back on skull mining and internet financial fraud to survive. Ode!

Allisgud:
Vote atiku or tinubu to come and release them,shebi una no won get sense,obi will say no security in the north,u will say nothing like insecurity,they said no good road,u post few road from the urban side,una never start,they will marry out ur wives

A-THIEF-ku and THIEF-nubu are not the solution to the problem. They are part of the same corrupt system. After these bandits are through with the North, they will move into Yorubaland.

Sesip:
What a country we live in

Charles Dickens wrote a book called "A Tale of Two Cities". Nigeria is a tale of two countries. North Nigeria and South Nigeria.

Northern man's problem. No sympathies for them. This is what happens when you have a country like Nigeria dominated by one tribe, and they rule through corruption, nepotism and incompetence. And as a result, a country as blessed in resources and intellectually like Nigeria cannot fulfill its golden destiny from 1960 till date. Meanwhile see how well Southern Nigerian artisans, scientists and engineers that were trained in Nigeria, are doing very well overseas especially in the west.

Yahweh the God of Israel listens to the cries of His oppressed and suffering people of the Niger Delta, Christian Middle Belt and the East. And those cries are not going unanswered. There is a spiritual reason for this plague and cancer currently sweeping across the North. Father God in Heaven may all leaders of this country who rule with greed, corruption, laziness, incompetence and nepotism in their hearts be put to your sword by the Holy Ghost Fire in Jesus Name, AMEN!!!

Rozross:
They’ve brought tribalism into it again, please the Tinubu project cut across all tribes and religion and we don’t want this type of campaign

Cut across all tribes fire!!! The only place Tinubu will win is Yorubaland. Lagos sef no too sure because a lot of Lagosians dont like the godfather model of Lagos politics. He will not win in the East or the Niger Delta. I am from Delta state and you can take this to the bank. The Christian dominated states in the middle belt lean Obi. A lot of the core Northern states in the NW and NE are decamping to PDP because they all know APC is a failure going by the chaos in the North today. Only a mad man will vote for the same party in 2023 that is currently in power today and governing the mess of a country today. Dollar today is 710 when Goodluck gave Buhari 180 to dollar just 8 years ago. You APC people are mad

y3mi:
Wizklynd23 according to your OP - you need guidance on how to get engaged in a 'serious relationship' but your explanation appears to defeat your supposed intention as it presents us with two problems; one is your inability (not failure) to break the ice with a babe and the other presumably is how to further the relationship away from the default friend-zone to whatever kind of relationship it is you desire, be it a long term serious one or as-the-vibe-last romantic one, neither of which would be possible if you can't manage to establish yourself on her first.

Each time you try to approach some babe you feel attracted to and your heart skips, know this...what you're experiencing isn't peculiar to you alone, every male goes through that phase which only last for as long as that male keep failing to overcome it. All you need do first of all is to calm the heck down by killing your nervousness, make your advance on her without accosting her and begin politely with a greeting but however...

[1] NEVER make the mistake of rehearsing some composed speech because you might goof, instead be spontaneous i.e. be natural. Once you've gotten her into a flowing conversation then you can interrupt it just to introduce yourself...

YOU: "oh, by the way I am Wilson but my pals like to call me Wizklynd, what's your name ?"
HER: "I am Chizoba"
YOU: "That's a nice name, I wonder what it means"
or
YOU: "Chizoba, cool name, a fine girl like you should have a nickname"
HER: "No, I don't think I have any"
YOU: "Well, you wouldn't mind me giving you one, how about Alobam"
HER: *laughing* "you're very funny" or *she grins and says* "You're not serious"


[2] NEVER attempt to make any impression if your confidence can't be found otherwise you may appear pathetic, this is because your state-of-mind still finds her presence intimidating, instead be creative i.e. free style on any topic just to get her attention. You should strike an impression on her ONLY if whatever allures you in her can be reflected (based on your personality) rather than being absorbed which causes inexperienced youngsters to act silly.

and finally, which is the most important (due to our society)...

[3] NEVER in a bid to sweep her foot, be too eager to reveal whatever qualities you know you possess (if you actually do have) qualities can range from being rich, or being popular among certain circle, or being a genius, or being multi-talented or multi-lingual, or already self-made simply because there is no way of knowing for instance whether she's a pretentious gold-digging skank who would continue to act in ways that will keep bleeding you financially, all because at the onset you kept presenting yourself as a money-isn't-the-problem kinda guy except that's the kind of parasitic relationship you want in return for whatever it is she satisfies you with. Like wise the same hint applies to other kinds of babe, for instance, say you're seeking for a homely, bookworm kinda babe, you still shouldn't act in a manner that indicate you're overreaching in a bid to win her over fast, it usually tend to boomerang. Trust me.

Nuff said for now.

Wish you all faltering guys good luck.

You have QueenSuccubus to thank not me.

Doesn't work on Nigerian ladies. All they care about is MONEY! MONEY!! MONEY!!!. When there is money, they don't know what shyness means.

Anybody with Horizon Dawn US version for sale?

Given to me as a gift but I dont cook. Lol. Chevron area of Lagos. drop your num, will call.

When all these Femi-nazis reach 35 now never marry, dem go run reach Shiloh dey scream..."I am not a woman". Mtschewww

Tot they said she has bailed out on the marriage and fled abroad to mingle with her former olosho crew. She wasn't even at the grand opening of the restaurant Ubi opened for her some days ago. Now when money don dey finish, she don waka. Na wa!! A wise man should fear Naija women (except my mother ) ooo

somebori please tell SexyCeline ooo!!! I own sef na bow

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Adaahjacob:
Nigerians with funny stunt. Even if the guy is not worth the yes, since na public display, to avoid humiliation, she must say yes. 9ja my country.
#meanwhile, na who evn introduce proposing b4 marriage?

I tire ooo. Where Adam propose to Eve for bible? mtschewwwwwwwww!!!

ibx1976:
My good people I am in a bit of a situation here and would like to hear from the community. I have lived the last few years in the UK and can say I am in a reasonably "settled" place in my life except for one thing: I don't have a wife and I am getting old!.

For the last few years, going by people's advice I thought it was best to cultivate a relationship here with someone here in the UK, learn about them and settle.

It has not worked out for me. Maybe its my luck, it has not quite worked with me with the ladies over here. I always end up with someone diametrically opposite to my goals and aspirations. The idea of marrying an Oyibo is even worse - things just did not work out in that direction either.

To compound the problem, I my job does not allow me much of a social life. I just cant make it happen without help.

On a friend's advice, I have been invited to come back home to naija and see how things can work out. I have therefore taken a months leave and am headed home for the next 1 month. Our plan is to visit a few good families and places to see if anything can materialise from that.

My people any advice on this? If you were in my shoes, how will you conduct this affair. What will you look out for. What will you avoid.

Try Stella Dimoko Korkus Single and Mingle. Thank me later with pounds when you get your wife there

shaybebaby:
Watching paint dry would be more interesting than this back and forth.
Bye.

Still a fishbrain. Bye Felicia!

[quote author=shaybebaby post=49632056][/quote]Memes wont improve your level of intelligence. Clueless fishbrain

Debbywills:
I buy stuffs for my male stuff and I don't ask for anything in return.

So....

Does it mean they're cheap?

You buy stuff for your male stuff?? Live shaving stick for your beards??

shaybebaby:
Run out of memes? Let me help..

The memes won't help you. You're still a clueless fishbrain.

ikp120:
Did you even think about what you just typed?
You mean you can't respect a person again because she has a hole between her legs where you can plug your penis? Hmmm.
If a girl ask you for something and you don't want to give her, tell her no and move on. Ladies are not sex objects. In all my relationships [/b]I don't drop what I don't want to drop. That's how it works. The day you will get trapped eh... One day monkey go go market and never return.

Hmm... Thought u said you were a virgin? Me thinks ikp120 is a girl. [b]BUSTED!!!

ikp120:
I am not an ass licker. I have alot of respect for girls. For your information, I have never had sex with a girl before. If she says no, then I say okay. If you don't like that the let the girl go and stop using her for sexual satisfaction, you are not a he goat, stop acting like one. Go through my posts and get a good picture of ladies

I guess you're a virgin teenager or something. You never see life. By the time one of these girls use your eye take see whenn, na you go come 5 years from now come re-open this thread dey confess. lol

shaybebaby:
Good boy. I like it when kids do as they as are told.
*pats him on the head*

Now run along.

The patronizing act is old and lame. Still a clueless fishbrain. Joker.

Debbywills:
I'm surprised this is coming from a guy. Tell them o dear.
Typical Nigerians with low mentality and self-worth

ikp120 is an a$$ kisser trying to get into your pants through other means apart from meat pie and chicken pie.

ikp120:
Bros try and respect girls. Stop seeing them as sex objects. If she says no to sex then don't try to use money to get it. She is not a prostitute. If you need to give a girl money for sex then she is actually a prostitute. Now I see why there are female prostitutes everywhere, because there are male prostitutes everywhere to. If you exchange sex for anything material then you are a proper glorified prostitute.
I am so ashamed to see guys like this. Is it that you guys lack a sense of shame or what?

Guy you be clown. . Shay dem force am collect the money?

shaybebaby:
You keep repeating yourself like a broken record. C'mon sing another tune.

Still doesn't change the fact that you're permanently clueless. Fishbrain.

shaybebaby:
Like I said, you need food. It'll cure your hunger/ anger issues.

na she says anger issues. complete clueless mu-mu