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 Celebrities › Re: "I Have Serious Depression" - Baba Fryo Cries Out For Help by Cumtroller: 3:28pm On Sep 26, 2020 |
Who gives a fvck what you are suffering from? When you dey fvck ashawo for ajegunle dey enjoy your money were we there? Abeg shift. We all have issues. Don't be a bitch about it. Pvssy ass niggar!!! 44 Likes 3 Shares |
| Investment › Re: Century 21 Freedom Group by Cumtroller: 5:38pm On Sep 03, 2020 |
Darthvader93:Abeg don't waste your time on this. Na GNLD products you go dey sell. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: NPDC Mulls Nationwide Crash Of Cooking Gas Price by Cumtroller: 1:03pm On Aug 22, 2020*. Modified: 1:52pm On Aug 22, 2020 |
Managing Director of NPDC, Mr. Mansur Sambo. A northerner as usual. There was once a country.... 12 Likes |
| Sports › Re: "I Need To Speak To Messi" - Koeman by Cumtroller: 9:32am On Aug 20, 2020*. Modified: 11:18am On Aug 20, 2020 |
And suck his cockk while at it. Ass licking weakling of a coach. Simp Koeman... 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Does She Want Me To Make A Move? by Cumtroller: 8:46am On Aug 20, 2020 |
She wants to help shave your bushy anus. |
| Romance › Re: Pst Adenowo: Stop Disgracing Ur Husband: What Do U Need The MAN'S Money For? by Cumtroller: 6:07pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
What does this pastor need tithes and offerings for? Greedy hypocrytical thing. |
| Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Visits Cross River, Inspects Projects With Governor Ayade by Cumtroller: 3:30pm On Aug 19, 2020 |
FFK is a restless and extremely uncouth Afonja specimen. What is he looking for in the south-south? Always roaming about aimlessly and talking recklessly. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
| Education › Re: Universities Awarding Degrees In Less Than 6 Months, PhD Below 1 Year - NUC by Cumtroller: 6:37pm On Aug 18, 2020*. Modified: 11:11pm On Aug 18, 2020 |
LAUTECH and Onabisi Onabanjo University are the worst culprits. Very useless institutions of higher learning producing half baked graduates. The only thing their graduates excel at is prostitution and advance fee fraud. 8 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Olumba Olumba Obu Hands Over To Son, To Be Coronated As ‘King Of Kings‘ by Cumtroller: 10:50am On Aug 07, 2020*. Modified: 11:06am On Aug 07, 2020 |
In other news, a factional leader of the Brotherhood of the Cross and Star has rejected moves by Olumba Olumba to hand over to his son. Police and other security agents have been called in to avoid a total breakdown of law and order...... 16 Likes 1 Share |
| NYSC › Re: Prospective Corps Members Appeal To NYSC To Reopen Camp by Cumtroller: 10:43am On Aug 07, 2020 |
Leave the camps under lock and key. Hungry corpers want to collect allowee without minding the health and general well being of the wider populace. These evil and wicked corpers want to spread Covid-19 and HIV. Leave the camps closed abeg. Let them stay at home. It is not by force to serve Nigeria. I can serve myself. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Autos › Re: Distress sale - Mitsubishi Attrage 2014 - Nigerian Used by Cumtroller: 8:13pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
80k last Keke better pass this one 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by Cumtroller: 7:45pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
It happened in Lagos. Ikotun Market to be precise. A very fat, dark woman with prominent tribal scars washed her child's anus, dried her hands on her wrapper and wanted to sell Ijebu garri to me with the same disease infested hands. She even scooped a few grains for "tasting", claiming her people make the best drinking garri in the country. I came to a conclusion that moment. They are all the same, extremely dirty with zero personal hygiene. Tufia!!! 42 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Two Edo Assembly Speakers Emerge by Cumtroller: 3:53pm On Aug 06, 2020 |
Hon. Victor Edoror, alias Tiger, is lawmaker representing Esan Central in the Edo Assembly. What do you expect from a lawmaker whose nickname is a wild animal? This one is ready to viciously attack his opponents physically and spiritually. I need to leave this Jungle called Nigeria. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: 2 Arrested In Ogun For Scamming Nigerians With Dollar-Washing Fraud by Cumtroller: 8:39am On Aug 06, 2020 |
Gutter Journalism!!! Since when did people of South-Eastern extraction start having Owu Tribal Scars? The suspects are clearly indigenes of Owu, an historical city in Abeokuta, the capital of Ogun State, Nigeria I wonder why some media houses take delight In denigrating a particular tribe. Say no more, this is Afonja on Afonja crime. 18 Likes 4 Shares |
| Car Talk › Re: Check Out This Beautiful New Mercedes-benz X-class Pickup by Cumtroller: 6:27am On Aug 05, 2020 |
Rubbish vehicle based on Nissan Navara pickup Mercedes Benz don discontinue am sef. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Monguno: Buhari Plans To Overhaul Security Architecture by Cumtroller: 5:17pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
Is it this man below? All na audio. Nigeria is finished. 10 Likes 2 Shares
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| Politics › Re: $500m Loan: No Plan To Take Over Nigeria’s Sovereign Right — China by Cumtroller: 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
Believe the Chinese at your own risk. |
| Politics › Re: $500m Loan: No Plan To Take Over Nigeria’s Sovereign Right — China by Cumtroller: 3:54pm On Aug 04, 2020 |
| Business › Re: Shehu Sani: Shoprite Exit Will Help Local Supermarkets To Grow, They Can Go by Cumtroller: 1:14pm On Aug 03, 2020 |
Fool. Bad policies and a harsh operating environment is the bane of other supermarkets and businesses in general, not Shoprite. Does this Man know the huge number of local suppliers shoprite has engaged? Or does he think the fresh produce and other items stocked in the supermarket are all imported. What about Jobs and tax income that will be lost with the exit of shoprite? Many are mad and this is a classic example. He should cut his hair to allow sense permeate his skull. 32 Likes 3 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: UK Told To Withdraw Foreign Aid From Nigeria Due To Killing Of Christians by Cumtroller: 7:54pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
Nigeria and Foreign Aid be like Weed and Rizzla. Giant of Africa wey like to dey borrow and beg anyhow. I just wish we can be colonised once more. This country is finished. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: My Unbiased Summary As A Former Member Of Celestial Church Of Christ... by Cumtroller: 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
What are we to do with this useless piece of information? Will it reduce the price of fuel or evict that gworo chewing terrorist from Aso Rock? Try dey wash your Anus. Nonsense!!! 50 Likes 7 Shares |
| Car Talk › Re: 2013 Toyota Camry Hybrid, Should I Import To Nigeria by Cumtroller: 2:56pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
You will struggle to find a buyer. Your business capital will be tied down and expected profits will vanish due to you having to sell below cost to recoup whatever you can. Buy a clean title non hybrid Camry and thank me later. P.S. Dollar to Naira is $1 = N475. Be wise. 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Taiwo Adeyemi: "White Garments Churches (Cele) Are Not Fetish" by Cumtroller: 2:33pm On Aug 02, 2020 |
What is fast rising about this one? He be like bread wey dem no add yeast for bakery. It will never rise. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Travel › Re: Nigerian Ladies Stranded In Lebanon, Call On Government For Help To Return Home by Cumtroller: 3:20pm On Jul 31, 2020 |
See as dem dey speak Yoruba language dey discuss how dem go settle matter for shrine. I wonder what they went to do in Lebanon sef. E no go pass olosho work. Some people are bent on tarnishing the name of this country. Nigeria will be great again!!! Let us not evoke tribal sentiments, we need a change in this country. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Is Abuja Still Lucrative For Business? by Cumtroller: 9:36pm On Jul 29, 2020 |
Oga please relocate your "Spare Parts" business to Ogun State. Skull Mining is extremely prevalent in that axis. You will be overwhelmed with demand. Market will not move in Abuja. Thank me later... 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Wife & Mother-In-Law Fight Over Who Will Sit In Front Of Her Husband's Car by Cumtroller: 10:42am On Jul 29, 2020 |
Listen to them speaking Yoruba while disgracing this country. Nawa. I taya for Naija 4 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: KiddWaya & Erica Boobs: Will This Fresh Scandal In BBNaija Be Ignored Again? by Cumtroller: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2020 |
Of what benefit is Big Brother Naija to the Nigerian Youth? This is the question that should be on everyone's lips. 4 Likes |
| Phones › Re: Here's Why You Can't Call Your Number From Your Phone by Cumtroller: 3:52pm On Jul 24, 2020*. Modified: 10:46pm On Jul 24, 2020 |
Buhari needs this information. Always wasting his time being useless instead of solving Nigeria's problems. Just negodu!!!. 10 Likes
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| Politics › Re: Details Of The N75bn Fund Approved For Nigerian Youths Between 18 & 35 Years by Cumtroller: 11:34am On Jul 23, 2020 |
All lies and propaganda. This is the Northern Youth Investment Fund. We all know who the final beneficiaries are. Nigeria is a caliphate ruled by the Fulanis. We are all slaves to the gworo chewing, cattle herding dictator. 12 Likes |
