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I vote Chibwike.

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Don't be dismayed at goodbyes,a farewell is neccesary before you can meet again and meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends-Gandalf the white

missberrypop5:
Olaf: some hearts are worth melting for.
From the disney movie Frozen

eyah! frozen got you too. i see you breaking ma baby sis's record soon. you take care.

Mprex:
Nawa oh! I wonder where i went to when God was sharing height


there is a guy staying close to my mum's shop. That guy is tallllll! Like, when i stand with him, i stop at the waist .

That one, the gf doesnt need to kneel down when giving him a BJ (i didnt type this, hackers did)



btw, where is tallesty1
*blocks both ears with her hands and screams*
TALLESTYYYYYYYYYYY!

Come and show us your height

easy sunshine!

missberrypop5:
didn't see any.

you got mail berry. 4real.

There is nothing better than a sponge bath with a good soap.

hello sweetlips@missberrypop5...you have got mail.

Nigerians will never learn.

missdebs:
lolz.....na boombox sure pass

lol! groovy!!

These APC/PDP paid shills even suck at their jobs.imagine someone who claims to be patriotic wants us to vote a political party and then tell them to "sit up" or face the same fate the previous ones faced. why not tell these present party in power to sit up since you and you imaginary patriots now have the power to tell people in power to sit up. you couldn't even conceal your identity as a paid shill. so we should take the risk of wasting another decade so you can actually tell your this new party APC to sit up. i hate GEJ/PDP but APC and their member is not what nigerians need. The only souvenir you get from the politics section of this great forum is your tolerance for your neighbours religion will be affected without you even knowing it and hatred for a fellow tribe will increase two without you also being aware. you can try and see for yourself. we humans like lying to ourselves. check your heart and your soul and tell me you don't see an increase in your hatred for a fellow tribe once you spend longer time in the politics section. imagine this pal saying we should booth out PDP and bring APC into power and then booth them out again after thery fail. i only see a storm coming and we all know change lives far from here.

if he can show off cos of all these what should the young men who designed and built this metallic beasts do. if oyibo people talk now una go say dem don come,una buy handset una go form,buy ragolis una go still form. bros oppress them jare,cash rules everything around me but knowledge rules supreme.

ibdeals1:
Lies i dont thnk so 80 % re real stories...lots of things are happening

true. i don't just know why people would want to run from the thread. i read it till 1am.

iheanyi40:
u n who me don unfollow dis thread i no de come bck ere again

ah ah! be a man na,your nairaland crush might be viewing the same thread and if you chicken out due to fear she will just say you are not a real man,real men don't fear ghost stories. lol. but seriously some of the stories were realy true spooky encounters. 80 percent na lies sha.

iheanyi40:
oga ehh, i was reading dis stuff nepa tuk d light, damn it was asif i was seeing images around me laughing, smiling n saying cum sleep na, in ma mind i was lyk "Iheanyi sleep jawe nufin dey appen na ya imaginations, dos witches or anyfin dahz if de exist cnt harm u," i started quoting d bible n praying, neva knew ma sis came to urinate, she entered ma rum n said Iheanyi dis one u de pray by past 12 wetin appen, i no even giv am face she cum de laugh ehh,

lol! no run o,we gats do it again tonight. i will mention your monicker by 10 so you can come to thread and read the new ones. more people are viewing the thread now becos it is morning. by 10 pm they will run and leave it for us. please more scary stuff.

MrsBreezy:
Ed Sheeran - Thinking out Loud

cool! don't forget snowpatrol-chasing cars and snowpatrol-open your eyes. be good!

kizzyrae you are realy brave, stepenking can't even move you if you have guts to be online reading this.....something just moved in my room. could be anything tho.

misszainab:
Mine was narrated to me by one of my juniors back in secondary schl.... Back then, I was the house captain and I had a lot of juniors like me then. I lost my mum when I was in Jss3 and it was a painful experience. Our schl was a new schl then and our set was the first set, so we were prefects right from Jss1.
In SS1, I had a schl daughter...she was so nice and I treated her nicely too, I never knew she had powers until she showed me.

spooky!! now i think fear is creeping in slowly,i need a more!

iheanyi40:
Mehn whch kind fin b dis na
Dis midnight chai

we never even start u don won fear..tell us ur own and no go sleep o,no sleeping 2nyt

i saw it and it was scary.

cao:
I'll just quietly seat here and feign ignorance...

one of these days me and you might actually dig it out on COD or battlefield. which particular game do you usually play when you go online?

ApexTitan:
How did you arrive at this conclusion? (The line in boldface)

Nokia decided to adopt the MS OS after it had entered into troubled straits. The MS move was a means to save the business but amazingly here on Nairaland it has been twisted into something else.

These days everybody is a telecom analyst on NL. SMH

no vex i no go form analyst again.

mifavour:
thanks

I love the whole idea of two people becoming one because just being together could never be close enough and forever could never be long enough to truely express truelove. God bless the angel that suggested marriage to God. happy married life.

mifavour:
my wedding was on 8th November

wow! Thats supercool!

Maeblaq:
so all dis while dat u' ve been running away frm dose precious opportunities,aw av been coping with ur sexual lifeabi u dey self-service

i'm a man and not a boy,only boys self service,if the heat gets toomuch there is always some naive girl you can fool. as long as you are not living with your parents getting a girl to make out with is as easy as ABC. i'm a go getter bro,there is always girls that wanna give it up without being your GF. plus i never said i didn't have a GF currently,i realy liked her thats why i couldn't do it to her knowing i would leave her immediately we do that. money over everything still.

Maeblaq:
so all dis while dat u' ve been running away frm dose precious opportunities,aw av been coping with ur sexual lifeabi u dey self-service

There is always another chick willing to give it up and go her way, a silver tongued dark adonis lie me can't be tied down. when you a beautiful boy these girls come at you in numbers while some wanna stay for long which ain't my style.if you play your cards well i'm sure you won't need to play her BF or man before she gives it up. i'm a fineboy,having a girl is a must weda i like am or not.I hate lies. a huge percentage of humans self service once in a while even you that asked me this might just be a chronic m*********r. all is fair in love and war.