₦airaland Forum

lalaboi:
who zey?

hei judge . . we've gotten more employers ooh

jbuoy:
The king is around, hello princess and prime minister,hope u all doing good

hey there . . t'sup??

well the princess is here and would like some peace

all ye trouble makers, dismiss

dblock:
I work as the prime minister of this thread, but I don't get Paid though
But it's fulfilling and overall it's worthwhile

we were planning on rewarding you for all your good works, just wait till we're all here, then you'll be pleasantly surprised

@ damsol dear
sorry i didnt get you online, i'm fine and i've missed you too

Planner:
Hi everyone,

I hate the igboman. He is a thief. he is the casue of our problem. Abacha was an igboman who changed his name to hausa. Babangida is an igboman. If we as other nigerians can kill all the igbo people in this country then our problems will be solved. WE will have electric power 24 hours a day.  The day we will kill all igbo people crime will vanish. Wickedness in high and low places will no longer exist.  Nigeria will become industrialied.

Finally, when we kill all igbo people God almighty will be very happy with us and He will reward  all of us with Heaven. Listen up Igbo haters!

_{*clapping in impression*}

this is by far the best post of the whole day. Kudos ooh . . i love you already

infact sef, not only Nigeria, the whole world is in a mess because of the sins of igbos _{yea right} *sighs* RUBBISH igbos this, igbos that

@ chiegemba

thanks for considering and accepting the proposal, highly appreciated

if you don't mind, you'll have to come back later when the "king"(jbuoy) is around, because he's the one that appoints "posts", and i'm sure you guys will be able to work out something that would be suitable to both parties.

Till then you're welcome to this place anyday, anytime and if you're asked, say the princess says so.

once again, welcome to the royal palace and family

Btw here is a list of the members of the royal family:

the princess - moi(my honourable self)
the queen - omo eko (my mum)
the judge of the land - lalaboi
my lawyer and personal angel and defendant - tafari
the king of the thread and body guard - jbuoy
the assistant king - dblock

the personal adviser to the whole palace, in and out - the honourable studdys
the follower to dblock   -   Mrdazzle

yea, i think both of them are great great great actors, but i'll pick Pete sha


men the man is something else, he acts each part so well, as if his life depended on it. kudos to him big time

chiegemba:
@ cute-ass; hi Queen didnt know i tresspassed yesterday into your kingdom with being invited before i met your Prime Minister. "Guess he worked over time" But he sure did let me know in a very nice that i was tresspassin.
Do send my apologies to him and everyone in d palace.

Promise not to tresspass again without being invited!

ewwwwwwww . . you are so sweet
know what?? you're forgiven, by me and evry other memeber of the palace

and since we love genuine people like you, we'd like to offer you a position in our one big happy family, what do you think of that??

_{hope you won't say no}

of course its ok, i have one and i love it ooh hmm

i remeber, when i was in naija dec. 2003, a lady came to me in church and said she thinks i should take it off, because it wasn't christian-like and i could put it back when i got to Norway

i was like WTF , why would i take it out because someone else thinks so?? isn't it whatever floats my boat??
Btw if i use it in Norway and then take it off in Nigeria just to pretend, doesnt that make me a hypocrite??

well i love it, see nothing wrong with it, so . .

LMAO @ girl in pink, even the colour of her shoes is to die for lol

Omo Eko:
brb need to take care of some serious business@cute-ass

no probs dearie, i'll be right here waiting

jbuoy:
@cutie, that is ma princess,well i wuld let him knw about that because i dnt knw hw possble it is. he is here in the ship with me though.
@family, i think am out

ok then, have a good rest "king"

Omo Eko:
Hello eveyone

hey sweetie, hope u still not mad at me @cute-ass

hello to you too

you're forgiven

studdys:
nice to know,just checking though

thanks dear for watching out for me

@ jbuoy
the princess is right here oo lol
your friend, where is he, and how do i teach him norwegian?? when the king asks, how can i turn him down??

jbuoy:
@cutie, thanks princess, i will do so to prolong the life u knw, so wea is ma queen now?
i knw the PM dblocks is havin a rest he deserves

unfortunately she can't be here cos of circumstance beyond her control , but i'll send your greetings across

studdys:
@ cute-ass,what a day you sure did have today,instead of working your ass out
well mine was not that bad,but just feeling unnecessarily tired

well dearie it happens, happy you had a good day though. Maybe you need some rest yourself too i'll be off soon to watch some movie, a bit dry here today

studdys:
@ cute-ass
Am fine dear,hope your day was'nt so stressfull?

no ooh, was free from work. Resting, shopping and having fun to the fullest all day lol

yours nko?

jbuoy:
my eyes are hurting because av been on for hours

dear go and rest, nairaland and your "post" as king will still be here when you get back, ok?
see ya

studdys:
What holy S>H>I>T has been going on in this palace?
well no matter what ,am so impressed by dblock's stands
he really needs to be awarded for trying to keep the house intact

you're right dear, he's been doing a great job

jbuoy:
so what do u advice we award him with?

i suggest we let him make a choice, that way, he'll feel more appreciated

And yes ooh, had a great day. Thanks for asking

@ studdys
how are you dear??

LMH_ead&A_ssO @ man, what's this world turning into sef?? all in the name of sexual exploration??

Well honestly i don't really feel sorry for the guy, why was he having sex (or should i say raping) with a goat in the first place

he's lucky the goat's family can't talk, they would have sued him for sexual abuse

was he that sexually frustrated??

_{*yawns from having a nap*}


the princess is back, how are you guys?? had a good day??

mycutiepie:
Lol! @ telling you who the actor is. you make a guess

hmmm that's a tough one ooh, but there's no harm in trial, right??

Ramsey Nouah , , no, can't be him,  he's married

Jim Iyke??
R. M. D??

dear give me a clue, our actors are uncountable, above and beyound, young and not so young

ikamefa:
i 2nd that oh! hum! ^{crush indeed}

lol

@ poster: please we're still waiting for his name, maybe some of us have to book tickets to naija too to visit him


but seriously ooh, i feel sorry for this woman. Its not her doing, its "crush"'s fault. She could have tried to beat it sha, but its not always we have a say over our hearts

i'm sure she's not intentionally turning her back on husband and kids. This is a serious issue ooh

star01:
when i was in NAIJA i do take STAR,BIG STOUT AND harp, BUT when i came down here i started with HENIEKEN,BUD LIGHT, but believe me its like water,

hey star01, is that where you got your username from??
i came here just to ask you that ooh, but now that i'm here guess i have to contribute to the topic, to avoid "offtopic posts"

@ topic

well i hate beers, the odour irritates me. Drink it when i absolutely have to for social reasons and likes. And when i do i don't really care which because to me they all taste the same

but bring sweet red wine, cider and irish cream (bayleys for ex.) and i'll make you my bestest friend _{you wish} lol

stalion:
capricon here, born 31st dec, guess mom jus couldnt wait till new year's day before popping me out into d world.its all good though,

yes ooh, its all good! so you don't have to put with up getting one and same gift for "new year" and your birthday

i honestly feel sorry for those born on these celebration days like christmas for ex. your joy has to come in one package, some people will present you one gift and assume it covers both. Its not all that special again because others too are celebrating the day, and its not even their birthdays

to me, they're cheated somehow

lol @ lady

feel for her family though . this "crush" of a thing sef na wa


Btw dear, you mind telling us who this "mind blower" actor is?? (maybe i have a crush on him too )

LMH_eadO @ topic

why would anybody in their right mind and senses, in brooad day light or darkness die for NIGERIA??

Yea we love our country, but that's as far as it can go ooh, anything beyond is a no-go-area, lol @thread again

onome

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=48873.msg1036148#msg1036148 date=1176489810]THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" ! My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"[/quote]LMAO

well honesty matters . .


two people pissed me off today on nairaland


_{maybe they know who they are??}