₦airaland Forum

ritababe:
na lie joor, many people prefer bbm than whatsapp

Which many people? Speak for yourself.
Anything that is simple to use, and supports multiple media will always catch on and grow faster than stuffy, staid, difficult to sign on and activate rival.

BB requires BB ID, BB password, BB pin, BB needle, BB button. Ah!!! Wetin.

Abeg abeg abeg.......

Gimme Whatsapp any day.

mistabiola:
That's what he said but when I called my uncle over there this evening , he said he has paid off all the salaries. Goodnight

Your fake "uncle" must be receiving his salary in planet Mars while asleep. Don't worry, he will soon wake up to reality of Okorocha's lies when Christmas hunger bites.

honeric01:
Oga na around 4 million in population and not 9 million, reduce the exaggeration.

Don't mind him.
Let @MrMcJay keep lying to people in a desperate attempt to sell their difficult candidate Buhari.

MrMcJay:
So, Akpabio too hasn't paid? Truly, PDP is a curse.

Akwa Ibom State has a population of about 5 Million people and receives about 30Billion Naira monthly from the FG, yet he cant pay workers their salaries for several months.

Faahola gets roughly the same thing as Akwa Ibom in revenues and paid its workers 13th month salary. Meanwhile, Alimosho LG in Lagos state has a population of 9Million inhabitants (more than the entire Akwa Ibom state).

Akwa Ibomites, help is on the way.

GMB 2015

Your signature line "GMB 2015" indicates you are either one of the many Buhari internet e-warriors, or an ardent APC supporter.

One of the things that puts people off in APC campaign strategy is the firm believe in spewing deliberate falsehood to deceive the electorates. Monthly federal allocations to the states are routinely published in newspapers, and is available for anyone who cares to check at Finance Ministry webpage.

Fact is no state receives the bogus figure of N30 billion monthly. Certainly, not Akwa Ibom. Similarly, please provide official census figures to confirm this fiction that population of Alimosho LCDA is 9 million. How many LCDAs are in Lagos? What is the population of each one? How does that add up to the total population of Lagos which is about 10-12million.

Finally, information at our disposal is that Fashola promised Christmas bonus of a certain percentage of their salary, and not a 13th month salary. These lies are becoming unbearable

I have said it many times, the strategy of deliberately deceiving the public will not deliver the Presidency to General Buhari.

WE ARE WATCHING

boma95:
so nigeria is still as bad as ds smh....bad xmas for d poor lady

Please let's stop this bad-mouthing of Nigeria. It has nothing to do with Nigeria being bad or good. This kind of thing happens in any crowded subway station in large cities around the world. If you are careless and dont keep your wits, you can lose your shirt. Period.

I feel sorry for the lady. She should visit the US consulate immediately at Walter Carrington road, Victoria Island and lodge a complaint. She will be issued travel documents to enable her return to the US. If she will stay in Nigeria for up to 2 weeks, she can be issued a new US passport.

But, I have a little question. How can a Nigerian living in the US chose to go through the needless hassle of travelling by bus to the East, when she could fly in safety and comfort to either Owerri or Enugu? If she is from Anambra, she can fly to Asaba.

Mynd44:
The same GEJ that granted pardon to Alams? The same PDP that has Bode George?

The same PDP that has Dimeji Bankole going for governor?

The same PDP that has Kasham?

The same PDP that threw up Fayose?

The same PDP where 804 were accredited to vote and 863 voted?

Are you trying to be funny?

The pardon granted to Alams is enough reason to vote the president out as it shows he is either ignorant or complacent

The same GEJ that pardoned El- Rufai for corruptly allocating choice plots in Abuja to his underage children and many wives during his tenure as FCT Minister under OBJ. This pardon enabled him to return to Nigeria, and thereafter transformed into an opposition politician when no federal appointment was forthcoming.

hushmail:
is alright,

it simply means Igbo big boys know who they r supporting and believe me is neither buhari nor APC

You can see their obvious disdain for ndigbo everywhere. They remember that ethnic group only by creating E-rats like @Ngene and @Obiageli with fake Igbo monikers to post lies and doctored stories in NL.

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[size=14pt]This is nothing but a very personal insult on Ndigbos. To say that Igbos topped donor list of paltry N58m is a big slap in the face, knowing that one lowly trader in Ariaria market can donate the entire amount of N58m without feeling it. This amount can barely buy 2 range rover sports cars. There are many Igbo traders and businessmen who can drop this amount without losing sleep.

This is Tinubu's way of saying Igbos are miserly, and they don't really need Igbo votes.
APC believes they will win the election without votes of Easterners and South-South.

I dislike tongue-in-cheek insults. Tinubu is very adept at these kind of insults, like asking OBJ to come and be the GRAND NAVIGATOR of APC as if they have such position in APC constitution. It was just his way of insulting OBJ who made his tenure as LASG governor hell. How?

1. Withheld LASG federal allocation of funds indefinitely because Tinubu created LCDAs.
2. Used Ogunlewe then Minister for Works to uproot flowers and decorative palms planted by Tinubu's govt in Lagos.
3. Directed Ogunlewe and Bode George to use police and NSDC to beat up LSTMA officials mercilessly.[/size]

[size=14pt]All of you miss the point. This is a personal insult by APC on Igbos.

What they are saying in effect is, among the most miserly donors, Igbos topped the list!!!

Can't you guys gerrit

I don't care about PDP, APC, CPC, UPC, DPP, ANPP, Panadol, or whatever soup of alphabets they chose to call themselves, cause they are all the same. If not, how can they find is so easy to morph or port from one party to another the drop of a hat.[/size]

The social media has been awash with comments bordered around President Goodluck Jonathan‘s University of Port Harcourt(UNIPORT) M.Sc and PhD. We can authoritatively tell you that the late Prof. Charles Bruce Powell was supervisor for his Master’s and PhD in Hydrobiology. President Goodluck Jonathan, who had his first degree in Zoology t UNIPORT, was a lecturer in the Rivers State College of Education, from November 1983 to March 1993. He served under the following Heads of Department, Mrs. Kini, an Indian lady; Dr. McQuin, an American; and some Nigerians – Dr. Mensah Blankson and late Dr. Helen Bozimo.

His other colleagues included Peter Idabor, Dr. Jane Onwugbuta-Enyi, Dr. F.G. Bob-Manuel, Dr(Mrs) Rosetta Bob-Manuel, late Mr. Sokari George and others. It was at the Rivers State College of Education Goodluck Jonathan became known as “GEJ”. One of his students at the college is his wife Dame Patience Jonathan. Below are some of his secondary school and university classmates:

Mater Dei High School
– Benson Agadaga
– Sonitabai Sakurogha
– Barr.Roselyn Biobaragha
– Partner Jim-Ogboho

University of Port Harcourt
( as course mates and/or hostel mates)
– HRH King Amalate Turner (also at St. Michael’s School, Oloibiri)
– Prof. Bernand Achinike
– Amb. Godknows Igali
– Theresa Ita Joseph
– Chika Mercy Mgbeogu
– Anyalebechi Njoku
– Mr. Oluyori Aguda
– Prof. Akaja Akonye
– Donatus Nwabueze
– Ferdinand Anikwe
– Adesonji Olaoba Efuntayo
– James Okoagba

Link: http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/unveiling-president-jonathans-classmates-his-msc-phd-supervisor/

NgeneUkwenu:
See Nigerian Educational System! All the allowances listed there is per annum! How come the op mischievously calculated all and tagged it per a month? And some senseless posters above bought it hook and sinker?

Seun, Obinoscopy, Ishilove, this is false information! Yank it off or do the needful!

8. Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Abi senators dey buy cars every month?

Rather than ask moderators to remove the entire posting, why not simply point out allowances which are annual and those that are monthly. Then update the calculation on annual basis so we can be better educated on how much or Senators and House of Rep members actually earn.

We all want to know how much these public servants actually earn so we can benchmark against what their counterparts in other countries earn.

From initial calculation, it seems our legislators are over paying themselves. Remember, they fixed and padded up their pay packet themselves.

More words:

bossom
self-service

lonngmann:
Unclad
kitkat

"unclad" must be "nake.d"

what about "kitkat"?

kramer:
O.rgasm

Like seriously?
What is so bad about Or.gasm that they have to swap it?

lonngmann:
Unclad
kitkat

Please post your responses in the thread below. NL mistakenly duplicated the thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/2033158/swapped-words-nairaland

More:

Shit
Ass
Asshole

9inches:
You phorget heavenly feeling

I wonder what the original word was

Another one:

Bleep

Another one:

Bleep

..

I really struggle to understand the real meaning of these words that NL automatically swaps.

They sound vague and out of place to me. What were the original words before NL swapped them?

Womanliness
Molest
Indecency
Joystick

I really struggle to understand the real meaning of these words that NL automatically swaps.

They sound vague and out of place to me. What were the original words before NL swapped them?

Womanliness
Molest
Indecency
Joystick

..

Alphaoscar:
These are the worthy and deserving first family and so shall it be in Jesus name.

Which Jesus name??
Buhari doesn't believe in that name. Try another name.

Jennimma:
They are decent,beautiful and have a striking resemblance with their father.

All these marketing. Do they really need it? Publicity is 2 edged sword. Better leave them to lead their quiet life.

Slonge2:
Mikel is a sharp naija boy.

But he should be careful of all this russian families (russian mobs bad gan) cos if he breaks their daughter's heart, them go break everything breakable for him body o..

Naija girls just giveup, no hope, mikel has been snatched by his russia babe forever.

If he breaks her heart, putin will annex nigeria..

And u have broken all my ribs with laff

azpekuliar:
@OP, Yes it's possible. A bottle of Hennesy could set you back N20,000 at most upscale nightclubs. If you have a sizeable entourage, the figures quickly add up.

It is far more expensive than that at Escape. Do the math for this bill:

Hennessy : N70,000 per bottle
Dom perignom: N90,000 per bottle