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AlphaGrace:You are a typical Arsenal fan, leaving what you are meant to understand to focus on what is irrelevant. Did I ever say Madrid was not after titles? Of course, even a stupid person knows they are; I don't need to explain that to you. I simply said he was not the best but had the ego required to tame the dressing room. There are far superior technical coaches Madrid would have gone for, but they don't have the ego required to keep the dressing room in check. Arsenal's style is very, very negative, and being in a Champions League final does not mean they are the 'best '; even the EPL, they have the foolishness of City to thank, and a bit of referee luck; they escaped by the skin of their teeth. Chelsea were arguably one of the worst teams among the big European teams in both their UCL wins, even at that, they never recorded an 18% ball possession in the finals. Even as a Chelsea fan of over 30 years, I can't say we are the best in Europe just because we got to the final and won; talk less of an Arsenal that couldn't even win despite their negative football. I am done with this discussion; there is nothing I will say to an Arsenal fan that will bring them to reality. Arsenal is top 4 best in Europe at best, and even that is debatable. Even Arteta himself can not say Arsenal are the best in Europe. |
AlphaGrace:The bottomline is, your negative football didn't yield no result, you still lost. Secondly, the day Mourinho tries negative football in Madrid is the day the board will begin looking for his replacement. Mourinho was not signed because he was the best, he was signed because there were too many big ego's in the dressing room that needed an even bigger ego to tame. And aside pep and ancelloti, there are almost no coaches who carries that much needed bigger ego. Its the reason Alonso coud do nothing in Madrid. His achievements as a coack are too small for the ego in the dressing room. |
AlphaGrace:What has your so called 'tactics' brought to you against the same PSG? You still lost, all others you called won. By the way, this same negative football is what made Mourinho fall off, football has evolved, no one does negative football and call themselves the best in Europe. The best in Europe will dominate and not be cowardly. |
AlphaGrace:18% ball possession in a final is not just playing, it's domination dude. Arsenal played nothing in that final, they only came to defend and try to counter. That is cowardice if you claim to be the best team in Europe. Even Joao Neves was disappointed in the supposed 'best geam' https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/only-team-joao-neves-slams-190000134.html If they see one small epl team now they will turn lions and start attacking. Best in Europe Indeed. I am yet to see the team PSG will defend against. |
AlphaGrace:Best team in Europe ke? I'm guessing PSG plays in Jupiter. |
That means almost all the kings in Lagos are meant to be suspended if we are being fair. |
kingthreat:https://www.spca.nz/news-and-events/news-article/prosecution-obese-dog |
An Auckland woman whose dog was so obese he could barely move has pleaded guilty for failing to meet the dog’s physical, health, and behavioural needs.https://www.spca.nz/news-and-events/news-article/prosecution-obese-dog Come see o
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Statimadness as usual Seun it's time for you to stop promoting these false stats here. The same Benin wey my Edo childhood friend from Jos run go since last year because of some cult stuff, a d everyday we talk, e dey complain about the multidimensional poverty in the land, naim you dey put as second? Take these cretins serious at your peril. olaolaking:Going by that metric, Benue, Plateau, Taraba etc should be topping the stats then. In most of these states, food is the last thing they worry about because it is in abundance. The stat is cock and bull, simple and short. |
@AutoPriceCheck Good morning boss, please how much is front and rear shocks for a 2006 Honda Accord? |
Cybaghost:Everyone knows this statisense is a scam! They sit in their office in Victoria Island, imagine a stat and post it online because they know Nairaland and Twitter people will f00lishly run with it as long as it satisfies their religious and political agendas. Those guys don't conduct any research, everything they post was gotten from their imaginations. Tell them to give a list of the kidnapped victims now, they can't. |
honesttalk21:You argue that I should not judge a faith by the actions of individuals, but this distinction fails when the source text itself contains explicit commands for violence. The Qur'an does not just "allow" fighting in self-defense; it contains verses that command offensive warfare and subjugation. We are still seeing it in Jos every day. If you follow the happenings in Barkin Ladi and Mangu LGA, you will not argue it. It is not enough to say "read the context." These verses are foundational and have been used by jurists and jihadists alike to justify violence throughout history. If these verses are merely "contextual," why do extremists cite them so frequently? and no single religious leader has come out to say, 'No, this can't be used in this context?' The text itself provides the blueprint. Also, you claim the Jos crisis was always about looting or politics. That is historically inaccurate. The initial clashes, which I all witnessed, were sparked by religious grievances. Looters may have joined later, but the spark and the mobilization were purely religious. To say it was "just opportunism" erases the theological hatred that drove the mobs. You ask me to look for "good Muslims." Of course, there are millions of peaceful Muslims. But that is not the question. The question is: Why is the vast majority of global terrorism and religiously motivated communal violence perpetrated by Muslims? You can't ask us to overlook the acts when the world has not had peace because of one religion. A research is conducted from a sample, not every single source. From ISIS in Iraq/Syria to Boko Haram in Nigeria, Al-Shabaab in Somalia, and attacks in Europe, the perpetrator profile is overwhelmingly Muslim. If one person from a group commits a crime, it's an individual issue. When it happens consistently across different countries, cultures, and continents, it suggests a systemic issue within the ideology or interpretation, not just "bad apples." The earlier you advocate for your leaders to rise up and speak strongly against all this nonsense, the better. That is, if you survive your advocacy. But I already know this can't be stopped; the Bible already said His hand shall be against every man, and every man's hand against him - Genesis 16:12, |
jokerphilics:All this one you are saying does not tally! I come from the north (Middle Belt), and I have lived close to a mosque, i have stayed with muslims; in fact, back then in school, my best friend and sit mate for 3 years was a muslim from Kogi, born and brought up in the Middle Belt. I will tell you that the Quran is replete with so many violent ayahs. The Imams are not helping matters because many of them preach hate and violence, and nobody cautions them, not even you with your claim. Which prominent muslim has come out to caution Sheik Yahaya Jingir for all his atrocious messages in Jos? The man is directly responsible for over 70% of the unrest the state suffers, and the Kano governor was raising his hands in endorsement when the fool was spewing rubbish. When we were in secondary school, there was unrest in some parts of the state on a Tuesday afternoon; I will never forget. My supposed best friend and seatmate was called out by the leader of their Islamic students' fellowship. After he left the class and came back, he took his bag and spoke with a couple of other muslims in the class, and before we knew it, all Muslims had already left. I asked him where he was going with his bag; he said he was going to the mosque, cos we have one inside the school, someone who was even teaching me the Quran at some point o. Do you know that they spread the message that all muslims should meet and go home together, and no Christian knew what was happening? When the news finally broke out that there was unrest in some parts of the state, it took God's grace for some of the Christians to get to their houses safely. Bro, I know muslims too well for them to deceive me. |
tammie24:We fvck, and at that time, she was single, and so I wanted to know when she starts fvcking another, so I'll know to protect myself ASAP; that's the simple reason. I was very honest with her; if I am seeing anyone, I let her know. It was for our own good and safety. Make I no go get sickness wey I no bargain. |
The version of Islam on nairaland and the one practiced in reality in Nigeria, especially northern Nigeria, is not tallying at all! Abi online Islam and reality Islam dey? |
I've known her for a couple of years now, so one day, I was going to the mainland, and I saw her on the way, waiting for public transport, so I picked her up. Normally we been don bang a couple of times in the past, no strings attached tho. So I dropped her at CMS and continued on my journey. When I was about to start heading home, I decided to check up on her if she was done, so I could pick her up, and we head home together, since it was about to rain. I picked her up, and on the way, with my glass wound up, she said she wanted to fart. I thought she was joking o, and I just laughed, but before I know, she released one big bomb. I was not happy. I don't have a problem with farting, but I have a problem with someone intentionally farting in the presence of others. I see it as very disgusting, and I'll start seeing the person as a dirty person. I asked her not to do it again, but when we got to around Ikate, she released another one. At that point, I was angry but just endured it. Gave her a break of more than 3 months. When we finally started conversing well again, she visited me one day, and in a space of like 3 hours, she farted like 8 times. We had issues that day; she apologized. Some days later, I visited her; the girl just dey mess anyhow. I left the house that day. The one that broke the camel's back was when she recorded her fart as a voice note and sent it to me. I just save the voice note, use am as sound for her picture, come upload am on my WhatsApp status. She was very embarrassed because we had mutual friends. She was angry at me for some time, but then I told her if she could fart anyhow in another person's presence, then I'm only helping her to increase her farting reach so people will be shocked at how talented this pretty, light-skinned beauty is. I no send sha, my feelings for her died already. There was a day she was at my place; we were watching a movie. She farted twice; I just carry myself go inside bedroom and left her in the parlor. She started apologizing and was running out every 5 minutes to fart. I kuku told her to go to the hospital o, this her own don pass normal. My girlfriend of 4 years has never intentionally farted in my presence after the first time she did it and saw how angry I was. She said her dad too detests it, so if she wants to fart, she excuses herself, except she's sleeping sha, which is understandable. There was another girl, this one we dey date sef, but she was just concerned with taking; never gave anything in the almost 1 year we dated. She was always quick to ask for help almost every day. On her birthday, I sent her money and planned to take her out that day, but she had other plans with family, so we postponed. On my birthday, na 'a king was born o' She came to my DM asking what color of senator I don't have. I thought about it and, surprisingly, didn't have black, so I told her. A few weeks later, nothing. She now messaged me saying the tailor traveled, but when he comes, she will collect it and give me; as we speak, I still never see anything. Another one: we were supposed to go out that day briefly before she goes to work later in the day, but she told me she needed to run some errands for her grandma, so I left it. A few days later, she sent me a WhatsApp message screenshot, and her wallpaper was her and a guy snapping a mirror selfie. Normally, it was an open relationship that time, so I no bother but when she came to my house, I checked the date the picture was taken, it was the exact day she said she was running an errand for her grand ma, so I confronted her and she confessed, the guy was asking her out, bla bla, I told her no wahala, I'm not angry, I just don't like her lying to me, she said she didn't like the guy and was gonna ask him to stop pressing her, me I sabi the lamba but I played along. I sha asked her to buy shawarma at least to apologize, cos she must pay for the lie; that shawarma till today, na one story or another, more than 6 months later. Wetin come vex me las las was when I suddenly stopped seeing her WhatsApp DP; I asked her why? She said there was no DP there; she removed it. I said okay na. 3 months later, while chatting one day, I jokingly asked her when she was gonna let me see her DP again, and I kid you not, she totally forgot she blocked me, so when she unblocked me and I started seeing the DP again, I asked her why she lied that there was no DP? She said she didn't lie, that she never said so. Thankfully, she was the one who changed phones, but I had all our chats, so I went and quoted the chat from 3 months back. Suddenly, the story changed; it became 'she was angry at me during that period'. I went back to read the chats and send to her. We were cool during that period, so which anger? She couldn't explain; her reply was, 'Are you tired of me and this relationship?' I said, 'Imagine!' Her next line was, 'I'm sleepy, goodnight,' and off she went. That was the last time I looked at her chat again. She came back the next morning apologizing, and all, but omo, Open relationship was sweet; you had the freedom to do what you want, but lying anyhow na wetin I no fit take. The banging and all was good, but I cherish honesty more; that was why I told her from the onset that I didn't want commitment. That was years back sha. So in summary, in almost 1 year, I never chop that girl 1 naira. |
My girlfriend stayed with me for a year and half. I love her so much, but at one point, I started to feel choked, but it disappears when I look at the bigger picture. When she eventually left, and I continued doing everything myself, I started wanting her back again, the house is too quiet. |
Just thinking. I've got a short journey later today; it seems I'll leave the car at home and use the public bus. That is what Tinubu has turned us into, and nobody should come up with that nonsense of 'Strait of Hormuz,' or Tinubu doesn't control fuel prices. Every country on earth subsidizes one thing or the other for its citizens, except Nigeria. For a country that is the poverty capital of the world, it is not just wickedness, but extreme wickedness, to let its citizens bear the brunt of everything while the leader is vacationing abroad on taxes from their hard-earned money. We have crude; we have refineries, yet the refineries have refused to work after 'stealing' billions, claiming to revive them. Nigeria is a crime scene, and APC is supervising the crime in broad daylight. |
APC is just so shameless, but the people are even more shameless! They truly got the worth in the eyes of APC, hopefully, this opens their eyes, even if they spend just 1 naira each day from the 1k, it still will not be enough to last a year. |
Plateau State Governor, Caleb Mutfwang, has ordered an immediate halt to the activities of a group reportedly operating as Hisbah in parts of Jos North Local Government Area, declaring its operations illegal and unauthorised.. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/08/pplateau-bans-unauthorised-hisbah-activities-orders-arrests
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This guy na 42 years old, nothing dem fit talk |
He should not just produce them, but he should also be jailed if found to have forged or submitted any fake/illegal documentation. |
Benin Republic is a really nice place. The first time I visited was in 2017. I went to pick up an item for a superior back then in the organization I worked for. Because i was close to Badagry at that time, he suggested I just use Seme. By the time I went to Ouidah and back, it was late. A friend who plies the route frequently connected me to his bike man at the border, who I agreed would take me around, so when I was done, it was too late to return that same day to Nigeria, and I wanted to just go sleep in a hotel, but to my shock, the bike man offered his house for me to stay. I was reluctant; I mean, bro, I just met you- why should I stay in your house? I called my friend, and he said I could, that he was a nice guy, and he knew him very well in Lagos. We went around a few clubs and places, and then it was time to retire home. When I went to his house, he had a wife and a child; they treated me very well. We gist and laughed like we had known each other for long until late into the night. They gave me a room, but make I no lie, I no sleep with 2 eyes closed o ![]() I was wondering how a stranger would just allow me to sleep in his house on the very first day of meeting. Looking back, I will not try it again Especially in this current age. Morning sha do, and he drove me back to the border. It was a beautiful one-day visit, so I promised to go back and tour properly someday, and in 2023, I did. We reconnected again, and he took me around; this country is far more organized than Lagos, especially Togo. Their Taxis and all were neat, well parked in a designated area, and all the beaches were free; no agbero to harass you, bicycles had their own dedicated road lanes, etc. This time, I spent 3 days there, 3 days in Togo, and 3 days in Ghana. What amazed me was that all through my stay in those countries, the light never blinked once, but here I am in Nigeria, i never see light since Wednesday in this 2026. |
Women can't wear perfumes outside the house ke? No wonder many of these hijab wearing women 'serenade' the whole place once they enter. |
Lagasa community that has razz youths who loves to fight? |
Met her and her daughter at the passport office some 5 years back; her daughter is very beautiful. And Maheeda has not repented anything o, she is still doing her sultry things, but this time, more younger girls have taken over; she does not get enough traffic again. https://www.instagram.com/maheedaofficial_/ |
LordBiden:Shut it! My friend and I used to frequent this man's house as teens at Busa Buji in Jos, he is my friend's uncle, related by blood. There was nothing extremely rich about him before he ventured into politics. He was just comfortable. |
If Plateau State wants to have peace, this demon called Yahaya Jingir is the first person they must do away with. He is directly and indirectly responsible for 90% of the unrest the state suffers today, and to think the fool originates from Bauchi and Kaduna States and made a name in Jos, yet is the one pushing the Islamic agenda and the unrest the state faces today. If you want to know those who want to claim Jos by force, just look at their names; they always include the name of a place in Jos in their names, but if you investigate, their actual birth name has nothing to do with that name. Even with every single administration from democracy till date having a Northerner as the first or second citizen of Nigeria, the region still is the most backward and poorest. We need to split this country and let everyone go their way please. |
INEC don run you street! They learnt well from T bobo. |
Badonasty:Travel around bro, Nigeria doesn't end in the south. That is the traditional berom colors and fabric for centuries now, as for agbada, the northerners have been wearing kaftan which is just another name for agbada for hundreds of years, it's not particular to any tribe, so obviously that northern influence rubbed off, and with Plateau being one of the most cosmopolitan states in Nigeria, it is not uncommon to pick up a thing or two from others. |
