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Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 3:59am On Apr 20, 2025
kingreign:
Scan that car.
I have scanned it, I'll attach a screenshot of 2 scans I did. The first one is the one I did before all the repairs, the second one is the most recent one after some repairs. Right now, the car takes about a second before it accelerates when you step on the accelerator. I've just parked it until I am sure of a solution.

Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 12:00pm On Apr 19, 2025
2cribz:
Your car has entered limp mode. It wont exceed or even reach 3k rpm. Check the side walls of yojr engine. Your knock sensors are bad. Was there any job done to the transmission
No job done there o. I am very careful about allowing transmission jobs on my car.
Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 6:46am On Apr 19, 2025
Good day house, please i don't know exactly what is wrong with my car, Honda accord, the car just won't go past 3k rpm, we've changed the VTC solenoid, we've tested the VVT solenoid too, and it moves fine, we changed the Oil pump, we've done everything, yet that rocker arm stuck code is still on, and the car still won't go past 3k rpm, once it reaches there, it jerks very hard, gear selects fine, car moves fine, but doesn't go past that 3k rpm.

I'm tired, any one can recommend a very qualified mechanic/workshop in Lagos who can sort this out?

Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Knocks Out Speed Darlington (Video) by Cutezt(m): 6:30am On Apr 19, 2025
Bro, can you fvck off the screen and let us watch the boxing? Jeez!!
PoliticsRe: 390 Ex-insurgents Graduate From De-radicalisation Programme In Gombe by Cutezt(m): 5:50am On Apr 19, 2025
I seriously thought this type of thing will end with their brother Buhari, but here we are, 2 years into Tinubu, this type of thing only happens in Nigeria.

A terrorist will always be a terrorist!

The only way to permanently 'de-radicalize' them is to send them to their 70 virgins.
CultureRe: 10 Most Powerful Kings In Nigeria by Cutezt(m): 3:58pm On Apr 16, 2025
6. The Olu of Warri (Itsekiri Kingdom, Delta State)

The Olu of Warri is the ruling Monarch of the Itsekiri Kingdom in the middle belt region of Nigeria. The Itsekiri people are a riverine based people, and they refer to their land as Iwerre the Itsekiri are known for their trade, particularly with the Europeans in the pre-colonial and colonial era of Nigeria. The current Olu of Warri is Ogiame Atuwatse III (ascended in 2021).
When did Warri move to the middle belt?

By the way, every first class king is just as powerful as the other, it just depends on the proximity.

Abok! for north no send any Aalafin papa, just the same way An igbo man in Onitsha no send any Sultan papa.
PoliticsRe: Let's Call A Spade A Spade - Jang Criticizes Tinubu's Statement by Cutezt(op): 10:06pm On Apr 15, 2025
tundegan:
The president's message was clear, the issue in Plateau state is not just about the outsiders but the indigenes themselves are also part of the problem.

The outsiders should be kicked out while the indigenes should be made to sit down and discuss their differences Simple
The indigenes have no 'differences', they Instead have one thing in common, ISLAMIC FULANI Terrorists trying to take their land by force.

For many years, the Berom people have been against the Hausa/Fulani people, and for many years, the majority of Plateau people saw them as trouble makers. I remember years ago as kids, I used to spend my new years in Kwall, Bassa, the same LGA that was recently attacked, in fact, I once slept at a friend's family house located in one of the attacked communities. Each time I went there, the level of romance between the Fulani and the Irigwe people was astonishing, these people live in the communities, speaks their Irigwe language fluently, and even inter marry, I knew it was only a matter of time, and here we are.
PoliticsLet's Call A Spade A Spade - Jang Criticizes Tinubu's Statement by Cutezt(op): 9:19pm On Apr 15, 2025
OVER ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE KILLED IN ONE WEEK: LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE

I offer my deepest condolences to the government and people of Plateau State in the wake of the recent wave of attacks that have claimed numerous innocent lives. These senseless killings have caused pain and suffering for our great state and its people, and we must take immediate action to put an end to this violence.

I commend Governor Caleb Manasseh Mutfwang for his tireless efforts to find a lasting solution to this crisis. His dedication to the safety and well-being of Plateau citizens is truly commendable. I also applaud President Bola Ahmed Tinubu for his determination to stop the senseless killings of innocent citizens. His commitment to protecting the lives of Nigerians, particularly those in Plateau State, is a positive step forward.

However, I believe it is important to address a misconception in the President's recent statement directing Governor Mutfwang to resolve the "communal issue." This suggestion appears to stem from inaccurate briefings by his advisers. The attacks in Plateau State are not merely communal disputes; they are perpetrated by a known group with a specific agenda . It is crucial for the President to understand the true nature of these attacks in order to address them effectively.

Additionally, I advise President Tinubu to convene an expanded meeting with community leaders to gain a more comprehensive understanding of the situation in Plateau State. Such a meeting would provide a platform for stakeholders to share their insights and experiences, enabling the President to develop a more informed approach to tackling this problem.

I urge the people of Plateau State to remain strong and resist any attempts to undermine their existence. As peace-loving and welcoming citizens, we have endured enough. It is time for us to defend ourselves against these aggressors and demand justice. I call upon the people of Plateau State to stay united, vigilant and proactive in the face of these attacks.

May I reiterate my condolences to the families of the victims and reaffirm my commitment to standing with the people of Plateau State during this difficult time.

Senator Dr. Jonah David Jang, CON
Former Governor of Plateau State
15th April,2025.

TravelRe: 5 Beautiful Nigerian Cities You Can Move To When Relocating From Lagos by Cutezt(m): 9:45pm On Apr 07, 2025
iykololo:
I can understand kaduna only. Jos, hmmmn. Plateau needs to be safe first. Minna is a no no. kano uncertain.
Who says Jos isn't safe?

Y'all hear that people were killed in Plateau state and you automatically conclude Jos isn't safe. When was the last time you heard people were killed in Jos?

In case you don't know, roughly 5 of lagos will fit into Plateau State, so the fact that they killed 10 people in badagry or ikorodu doesn't automatically translate to Eti Osa or Lagos state is not safe.
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Cutezt(m): 1:05pm On Mar 28, 2025
GloriousGbola:
i was at VIO. last week. my plates are faded. they cannot be read by a camera. i was asked to get new plates. the guy i use said 30k, three weeks. paid on monday

waiting now
That's the difference, I did a whole new registration, ask him how much is a new car registration and hear the price.
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Cutezt(m): 1:05pm On Mar 28, 2025
hosemujica:
There’s nowhere it says they are exempted. If so then it’s just useless.
grin grin

First of all, how many commercial busses care to go renew their registrations? grin grin

Secondly, will the police chase anybody flouting the order? Of course not, they will simply wait till when you want to renew your papers, then they will pile up the bills for you, now how many dango busses even have car papers at all?
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Cutezt(m): 10:32am On Mar 28, 2025
GloriousGbola:
this is not true.

i am paying 30k for my plates
Where are you paying 30k at?
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Cutezt(m): 10:31am On Mar 28, 2025
carbonado:
....Can you get other state plate while in Lagos or you have to travel down to get it? If you can get it in Lagos, how do you go about it?
I am from Jos, so I've got countless connects there, just few calls and it was delivered to me via GIG logistics here in Lagos.
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by Cutezt(m): 9:21am On Mar 28, 2025
There is a reason why I got my Plates from far away Plateau State when the I can do it at a trekable distance from me here in Lagos.


Secondly, Lagos plate was at least 100k
Plateau plate was 45k to wait for 1 week, and 50k for 24 hours.

Rates are less than 3 days old.

No better bargain for peace of mind.

BTW, 80km on 3MB needs to be adjusted, commercial busses are also exempted. What a country.
Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 9:15pm On Mar 24, 2025
kingreign:
You nay have to open the vtc and vtc sensor and vtc solenoid and inspect the screen, if it's fine and not leaking, run a live data scan on the intake and exhaust cam to observe the behavior. Your mechanic may have to eventually replace the intake camshaftif it's worn out.
Chief this your English too plenty for me o, grin and I don't want to take it to any mumu Mech that will complicate issues, is your office in Lagos? Let me find time and come?
Car TalkRe: Tell Us Your Car Faults. Let's Assess And Fix Them by Cutezt(m): 5:15pm On Mar 24, 2025
kingreign:
Scan and post codes, I'd tell you what to do
Hello Chief,

Please I drive an 07 Accord, it was driving well, no problem at all for long until the Airflow stopped working, I gave it to my Old Mechanic who tried various Airflow meter sensors without anyone working, unknowing to me, the car was using the Brainbox of an older accord before I got it, which made the Airflow not to work again, so I took it to Oyingbo and the worked on it, I got a new brainbox and the car stopped smoking, but while driving home, I suddenly noticed the car starts to jerk once it nears 3000rpm, I could not go back as it was late and I lived far, so I just took the car home. I made a quick research and found out the VTEC solenoid is most times the culprit for that, so I ordered for a Tokunbo and my mechanic installed it for me. On test driving, the car was accelerating fine, it was going past 3000rpm and I thought the problem was solved until it started again a few days later. I just got a scanner and scanned it and it brought up a 'p2646 Rocker Arm Actuator Stuck Off' code, I don't know if you have a clue how I can sort that out, will appreciate your response, thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Happy 36th Birthday To Olamide by Cutezt(m): 8:53am On Mar 15, 2025
Make dem no go forget say Badoo na Baba.

Happy birthday
PoliticsRe: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 6:00pm On Mar 09, 2025
Love800:
The thing changes programs on its own.

And, the channels programs don't show exactly what the channel describes. It shows a substandard versions of it!

Some channels cracks and hangs alot, making you moving the decoder like an antenna!

I dont want to see that SLTV with my eyes anymore!
Maybe you need to get a better installer. I've been using mine for close to a year now or even more, the only challenge I had with it once was when my LNB got bad, I changed it and since then, no issues till date. As for program changes, I know it happens occasionally on Supersports when they are having signal issues, the thing switches for a few seconds and returns to the original station. For substandard offerings, i guess you are referring to the Nat Geo stations, and music stations, note that SLTV offers DSTV South Africa channels, not DSTV Nigeria, that's why the music selection seems to be broader, as well as the difference in Nat Geo.

I don't personally watch any other channel on SLTV except super sport.

If your aim is movies, especially Hollywood, then run far away from SLTV (run from DSTV too), aside that, their news stations, Nolly wood movies and all works just fine.
PoliticsRe: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 5:56pm On Mar 09, 2025
Mrexcell:
Pls what's SLTV monthly subscription cost?
5k pere.
PoliticsRe: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 1:25pm On Mar 09, 2025
Love800:
SLTV! That useless decoder. Is better i dont have to watch television at all!
Oh well! I guess you've got spare 45k to give out every month.

Aside the picture quality of a few super sports channels, there is absolutely nothing wrong with SLTV.
PropertiesRe: When The Landlord Says "No Solar Panels On My Roof". This Is Why (Photo) by Cutezt(m): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2025
First of, this image is AI generated, Secondly, a panel can not burn like that, there is absolutely nothing on it that can maintain that fire to keep burning, its absolutely false.

Don't use nonsense images and make landlord start putting unnecessary restrictions on tenants and making Nigeria nore difficult than it already is.
PoliticsRe: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 12:05pm On Mar 09, 2025
ObaaOfYorubaLan:
Sell me the Dstv Dish naw
The dish is what I used for my SLTV.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Not Suspended For Accusing Akpabio Of Sexual Harassment — Senate by Cutezt(m): 4:54am On Mar 09, 2025
ruggedtimi:
then they had no tagged seats in the senate. In today's senate you could see the names of the senators boldly tagged on their various seats.
The question is, was he unruly and disruptive or not?

Was that not the same thing they suspended natasha for?

They refused to acknowledge her, she disrupted the proceedings, he too was not acknowledged, and he disrupted proceedings, so what exactly is the issue?
PoliticsRe: NBC Faces Regulatory Shift As Presidency Orders Review On Pay-TV Prices, Ads by Cutezt(m): 4:50am On Mar 09, 2025
If not for SLTV, how I for dey dash DSTV over 40k every month?

My DSTV has been gathering dust for over a year now.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Not Suspended For Accusing Akpabio Of Sexual Harassment — Senate by Cutezt(m): 4:45am On Mar 09, 2025
PoliticsRe: Atiku Says Suspension Of Senator Natasha Is Suppression Of Women's Rights by Cutezt(m): 4:37am On Mar 09, 2025
No doubt about that. The same Akpabio was unruly and did exactly what Natasha did over seating arrangement while Saraki was SP, he was never suspended, but suddenly, he is suspending another person for following his footsteps.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPXH7jkxgZs?si=C7AY4WUDnIIre7lk
PoliticsRe: Votes For The Suspension Of Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Was Unanimous by Cutezt(m): 7:46pm On Mar 06, 2025
Dvino1:
When a foolish man talks u know. Who want to stay a country with a snake like u. Common sense will tell u this was ochastrated.

Even in her story dat is not sexual assault . So every coke and bull story consigning a leader, they should suspend him, wen u know dat is a hot sit.

Was she in the right seating position at first yes or no?

Why is dis accusation coming jus after the argument of sitting position?

U have never been accuse by a bitter woman wants to bring u down. This is a case for men to learn. Once u approach a woman for any form of friendship, d day of argument they will use dat to rope u dat it was because they rejected ur approach.

He goat and simps like u will whail, weep and gnash their teeth, keep cursing and hating
LOL, I can't argue or trade words with a fool who can't string simple sentences together and type in full, get off my mentions idiot!
PoliticsRe: Votes For The Suspension Of Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Was Unanimous by Cutezt(m): 4:21pm On Mar 06, 2025
In all sincerity, if you still have any iota of hope that this country can be better, you must be the biggest fool on earth and don't even deserve to live amongst sane people.

This man has been running helter-skelter since the allegation, I am convinced, like I know tomorrow is Friday, that he did whatever they said he did, without an iota of doubt.

This is not even a gender war, ladies who accuse men falsely deserve death without pity, but you see this particular one? The buffalo-looking Akwa Ibomite did it, and this woman is only suffering from what females in many universities are suffering daily from powerful lecturers.

The one who is supposed to be suspended or resign till investigations are concluded, is the same one reading the victim's suspension.

To everyone supporting the Senate thief, may your daughters and sisters pass through what this woman is passing through.

They should sincerely share this country and let everybody go their way, there are no 2 ways about it.
TV/MoviesRe: My Review Of SLTV After 2 Months Of Usage by Cutezt(op): 7:45pm On Mar 05, 2025
henrygold100:
pls how do I subscribe now.
I'll advise you use agents to be on the safer and faster side. I have 2 agents that are trusted and fast, you can chat any of them 08103617281 or 08136869229
FamilyRe: Late Dr. Ikenna’s Father-In-Law Reveals Reason For $15,000 Child Support by Cutezt(m): 4:46pm On Feb 03, 2025
NothingDoMe:
The father-in-law is very stupid for making such insensitive comments.

You did not know that the doctor was mentally unstable when you dragged him to court for monthly $15k.

Useless man.
It was the same shameless old man that posted pics of the women he slept with a while back. He even trended.
FamilyRe: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 7:15pm On Jan 14, 2025
DuBLINGreenb:
You guys should do all these 23&me, my ancestry and other dna tests so you can all know yourselves. Some will make false claims and some legitimate ones will not even make claims because they don’t know. So the best thing is to do these at home DNA tests it’s around $70 - $180 per kit.

Thanks for your detailed story, these are part of the reasons I made this topic. The story is intriguing and it is real life people will not believe are happening because it sounds like super story or Fuji house of commotion but it is real and all those fictional movies and tv dramas are inspired by real life. Thanks once again for sharing.
Chairman no need for that o sir, anyone who lays claim to the family name now is wasting his time cos there is nothing to gain from it anymore.
Only good old stories.
FamilyRe: Your Family Used To Be Rich Now They’re Poor How? by Cutezt(m): 7:13pm On Jan 14, 2025
Honeydenz:
Omon see better ajebo in sight
Reason I love nairaland, u get to meet and interact with people from different background, I too wouldn't think twice before I jump at your grand dad's arms, a whole controller general of custom! Which other rank was he promoted to before his jealous colleague poisoned his drink? Tot that was the highest rant in custom? Anyway, have been applying for the lowest rant in customs since I finished school without success, let alone a getting a cadet slot. God will give men Grace and Give them yet another thing that will destroy them, life is a mystery. his third leg was his ruin, such a pity!
The comptroller position was where he was promoted to. The colleague was also around the same rank with him before the promotion. If you know Jos, you'll know the Gbong Gwom, he was comptroller too in the late 2000's, he was a far junior to my grand dad that time. He used to frequent our house when he was still a custom officer before he was made king.

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