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see dat 1 even display him 1500naira shoe wey him buy for ikotun brt bustop...smh.

a boob without a nipple is boobleaa...abeg how i wan tek enjoy d suxking...?

education they said is d key....but dis day e be like say our goverment don lock d door troway d key....#hustlehard.

22yrz old indeed....op na ur mama abi? n na u b d pikin wey she dey breastfeed so...by d way are vaseline crew still alive?

soberdrunk:
Na wa for some family members oooo!! Somebody cannot just branch her boyfriends house in Benin for some days of "refurbishing' before going back to school, una don already dey scream "missing"

Ps-Dont let that 'churchy' look deceive you, when some of these girls enter room, they are wilder than them predators on an African Safari

some of dem will even switch off der fone so dat mek der odas boyfrnds no call dem...n when u ask dem y dey will tell u hmmmm notin jare i dnt av enuf ba3. .hmmmm i dnt want ngozi to disturb me...hmmmm am xpectin a call n i dnt want to receive it...girls ehnnnn kaiii!!!

Ajewealth123:
she look too decent to go missing,all glory be to God she is found.

dis 1 look decent if i hear u well.......decent for outside abi? i knw her types wella..see wey she evn put ring sef.

LesbianBoy:
Jealous people! Rubbish!

For the girls I know why they are angry. They are used to humiliating guys when its the other way round e dey always pepper dem for body!

For the guys I know why they are angry. Because most of them are struggling just to get one ugly girl somewhere while the pretty mike guy is using dog chain on girls (pretty girls for that matter)

ok bro sorry no vex na nw we understand...u for tell us say those girls na ur elder sisterz nau...

everybody keep singing nigeria is not worth dying for...ok fine mek all d soldier cme bk home mek bokoharam kukuma kill all d nigerian....mek everybody kukuma die..mek dem wipe nigeria comot frm dis earth....na wetin una want b dat abi?

dey shud look for d bus or car she travel with.abi d car miss also.....just last year a frnd of mine infact a stupid useless frnd of mine brought a girl home he met inside bus when dey wia both travelin togeda to east...a girl he just met for d 1st tym toast her inside d bus n she agreed to follow him home spend d night with him dey bleep thru out still d early morning..she wz evn willin to spend 1 more day if no b me wey pour my useless n stupid frnd insultz n chase d girl out with style style na so her parent for tink sat she dn miss.some girls get mind sha i no go lie.she evn relax with tv remote as if na we b her houseboyz sef.hmmmm i pray she is found in jesus name.

Life4Varnity:
The girl was overwhelmed

she was like

yehh God don use her husband death bless am o

we await to hear the amount given to her on behalf of the death

i dn warn u mk u live ijebu garri alone u no wan hear...com on go n wash ur eyes with hypo n read d headline again...iz nt her husband ok...

blaise00700:
when i come this world again, i must be this woman pikin .

No NAN, No Cerelac, that milky way is all i need

tau no wahala bt i pray say she no go dey abort u anyhow b4 u evn see d tin suck.....ur own dn finish if she b type wey dey swallow wetin suppose enter thru her v...den no hope for u b dat...

illusion all i see is u 11 meaning under eleven...

abeg where d police station dey? dat 100inch tv dey my eye to go carry....e good for gaming wella.

ajibolabd:
Divorce him, ASAP!

waka....mod u cn ban me if want it come n take it....anoda waka to u again....

who cme carry dis 1960 video clip cme here abeg? since d day of the gods must b crazy.....

[quote author=slimthugchimee2 post=52594548]This writeup is the worst i have seen i decades....... :



dem say boko boys killz 15 fara hunter...as in grasshoppers..those big big 1z...dem dey fry am sell for market...b4 b4 dem dey sell am for 5000naira bt nw e dn go up to 1200naira cus d people wey been dey supply dem fara...boko boyz dn kill dem...weda na lie ooo weda na true ooo weda na last mnth ooo or yestiday..we no knw.bt na 2day we see d story for here.

so u mean i shud use am scary with my dude instead of am chillin with my dude? are u serious? sorry i mean are u grave?

theyongest:
Boss, my sincere apologies. With all that's happened, the stress and trauma they've been through in the last week, I've decided to postpone my trip. However, I have your number already.

aryt boss.

my una free d guy...d guy dey happy say him escape dead by hanging...when him dey sell drugs...

myfantasies:
D student nd d teacher have d same handwriting

So which means d teacher is the student nd d student is the op

and d op is brainless.

dis no go pass d handy work of her fellow woman....mayb she dn snatch person husband so dem deal with her.

knyte:
You wan come disturb me again for here sey, lol

knyte abeg mek una add me back to whatsapp group...cybriz82....missd u guys duh...08189745434.

am at ajah but u didnt boda to call....

diportivo:
So,I had to go sort some things in my hometown and I decided to take pictures in the way

Departure.....ikorodu,lagos

Destination..... Eruwa,ibarapa east local government area,oyo state

Route....there are three routes used to get out of Lagos thru ikorodu.

there's the sagamu-ikorodu road,which is the shortest and quickest of the lot,but is ridden with so many craters dat I didn't even think of it at all.that route would have taken me to sagamu,I would have then taken a left turn just after lafarge cement to link the sagamu-ore expressway

There's the ikorodu-itokin-ijebuode road.this would have taken me to the ijebu ode end of the sagamu-ore expressway via imota,adamo,itokin etc.this route tho smoother,is relatively longer as I would need to link Abeokuta to get to my destination

I was left with just one other option, which was to go through the lagos-ibadan expressway to sagamu,and then climb the bridge at the sagamu interchange and face Abeokuta from there

From Abeokuta, I would navigate through the town,get to olomore and then to lafenwa

From lafenwa,will get on the abeokuta-sokoto highway,which general olusegun obasanjo started in the 70s,but hasn't been finished till date.road doesn't get past kwara state(I think),but its the surest route to get to my hometown...also to towns like igboora,Maya, ayete,iseyin and the likes

Road is relatively smooth,but not busy.so much so that there has been instances of robbery especially early mornings and late nights


Duration of journey....3hrs(traffic and all inclusive)

Ride....2003 volvo S60 with 2.0T i5 engine


Pictures.....fluids check

Tires check

Cluster check

u want sell the car?

ellacute45:
Still pretty

who

Tuoyofelix:
which one are we believing now. is it a goat or a ram

go remove ur eyes troway abeg or sell it..iz nt useful to u anymore.

buygala:
Having watched the video....


The drawer seems very light and empty. ..I even suspect that apart from the fact that it's empty, it's made of very light cardboard...

From my experience, a full grown adult will have to exert some strength to move, much more trip over a drawer of that size...how two toddlers manage to have enough weight between them to trip a drawer of that size is ...ermmm..not totally impossible if the drawer is all made of cardboard. ..but otherwise. ...

If that drawer was made of the standard wood that drawers like that are made of, the saving twin would not have been in any condition to save himself, talk less of his twin bro, because when the drawer tripped over, it landed squarely on his legs, while the less fortunate twin would most certainly have had his neck snapped since his head was in one of the drawer compartments when it keeled over , since the fall would have made that compartment forcefully shut thus snapping his neck or gravely injuring him.... even if by some chance, the compartment doesn't shut during the tripping, the wooden front of the compartment is enough to inflict enough injury to the toddler...

My point.... Yes the kids tripped and fell...but I doubt they were under any serious treat of injury

chop knuckle my guy n tell dem.dem tink say oyibo dey reason like african...wey b say evn for children room u go see dangerous stuff like nail plier hammer scissor....evn naked live naked wire.

dreamworld:

see as dem grab him neck toteyyy d ghost want run live am....na so so mouth e get...na jerry body him power dey.

all dis children with difrent kind of memes about those who give a Bleep...i mean wz iz so funny abt that? una no dey tired?

Justdulla:
What won't ma eyes see this new year.
My dear move on afterall his a boyfriend and not a husband.

cnt blame her duh...dis 1 never xperience life...for her mind no casava fit b like her boyfrnd own....cus she never taste odas casava...just give her tyms soon she will b singing her boyfrnd is a learner..

buygala:
"No makeup" but una use instagram filter

These days I don't believe any "no makeup" story anyhow. Just because she isn't wearing earrings, her hair roughed up a bit, and her eyebrows left undarkened, doesn't mean she is really "make-up" free... the only way I can agree a girl is "make-up free" is if I rub her face with a white handkerchief soaked in alcohol and the hanky doesn't turn brown or whatever color

Women have found a way to manipulate foundation and its partners-in-crime to hide in open view ... So Bovi should go and sit down

chop knuckle my guy....more over all women are born beautiful...na dem dey use der hand dirty der face with make up.

emerich:
Eye brow on fleek.

eye brow on fleek abi 3rd mailand bridge on fleek?