₦airaland Forum

emerich:
Eye brow on fleek.

eye brow on fleek abi 3rd mailand bridge on fleek?

upon d whole wahala wey eve cause u still dey shout u are a woman u are a woman...sheybi if to say eve no chop dat apple by nw na from tree to tree we for dey see ourself...n una for dey easily knw who get d biggest casava...

SexyNairalander:
this one will definitely make frontpage


but guys on a more serious note am just wondering if the guy in this picture is still alive

even b4 d guy touch d stone sef him name dn become sorry already...

Smellymouth:
Babe == Arrhhhhhhhhhh!! Airforce1!!! You are such a DIVA!!!

Airforce1 == Baby, Hello, Hawayu.. Let's go to za oda room..

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big up to airforce 1 na only make sense with beach wear top...nice 1 bro...

Kathmandu:
The party looks cool but i think a financial analysis by the organisers will go a long way to tell how the money was spent



The way those boys make noise on Nairaland i thougyt they will wow me off but this things I'm seeing are .....

no mind dem see table as e empty.....

GaggleNSwallow:
I was so high last night I can't remember the owner this yansh that rocked me to ecstasy. Please, if you know you're the owner, kindly PM so we can discuss how to continue the rocking in za ozer room.

where is the yansh abeg?

OBTSubtle:


Do you have a problem with grinding??

It was a party, mind you..

since na party why u no grind with d floor join am?

bobbysaxy:
Dear petlanders, on behalf of everyone at bobby saxy's kennel, we would like to thank you for your continued support and patronage.

It was possible because of you & we hope to offer you better services in the coming year.

Get ready for 2017 & let's do it together!!

Here is a happy healthy new year 2017 to you & your loved ones filled with happiness & prosperity!!!...from bobby saxy's kennel....

oga bobby happy new yr cme with a gift na..atlis throw me 1 dog mek i catch haba....happybnewyr bro.

d population in lagos alone dis days ehnnn na sumtin else...lagos dn turn dubai....home for hutler.

jagorinho:
the best form of relaxation in your area is sleeping under the shade of iroko tree, you don't have access to the ocean

anoda aburo oloshi spotted....u are right duh am under dogoyaro tree nt iroko...villiage man

i love girls with common sense....n sleeping eyes.

fineboynl:
I don't like girls with big fat hands. that hand thing and yam legs na turn off. I dont mind big lap but from knee downward must be trimmed down like pencil leg.

big ass my most weak point. followed by nice boobs and good face. but she must know how to dress good. if girl nor de dress wear and neat I cannot carry her out. na for room she go go de wait for me.

e get one big ass girl when de near where I de go play bet9ja . that ass is extremely large on a pencil hip kind of legs. and big boobs as well. God over bless some girls sha.

wetin u dey wait sheybi sand sand full una house? tek sand mek u create ur own type of woman nau.

konjishild:
big yellow thighs n fat ass,I will humbly put myself in friend zone

my nigga my nigga chop knocker....

who want gree say poverty dey der blood?most people didnt cme here for d funz dey cme here to mock der enemies neigbour n der people in d villiage...snap n post on facebook whatsapp insta..for der enemies to see...

i doubt if she is d same person on dat passport.

softwerk:
Ini Edo wins the show joor
Because she even provided a pillow for the dolphin
So sensual

ashawo wey ur eyes find go der...?

redsceptic:
My sister black man way don tire me o! I no fit laff again.
In a related vein, Mr Elumelu and his online PR crew should realize that he is too big for this show he has put on of late. We dont need to see pictures of you and your family online whether at the beach or at home or wherever. Continue and soon the respect you have earned over decades will be diminished

so because am a popular figure abi figurine in nigeria i cannot come n go n snap pics with my family again ir take dem anywhere dey want to go abi? n i shud b hiddin my face when my kids want to take a selfie with me? u better go complete ur malaria treatment e still dey ur body.

kenonze:
At 7:21pm, u made a comment on another thread "Man proposed to a lady paired with MMM"
.. .... [s]And I quote... .. "That's how their marriage would crash like MMM when the guy finds out her womb has been frozen." [/s]
U said some derogatory words with I cannot understand why. Pls if it will be possible for u to edit ur comment. It's sad.

u must b a killer i mean a wicked killer...see wetin u keep for mind as if na ur own problem...na ur type i dey fear pass i swear...#thetruth....

wetin dey inside insult afterall d ful meaning of nigeria is insult? so anytym u insult me i wll just kneel down n tell u thnk u sir i need more sir...so far no go slow disturb my salary.

scale self sumtym d guy mata dey tired person....

LastMumu:
Why is the guy wearing more make-up than his bride?

And God knows those earrings and tattoos are one morafucking turnoff.



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shey na 2day u see agbero wey dey mek up?

sabaka:
Well I usually don't have that in mind, but I do understand where you're coming from. For example, this street German shepherd below would probably be a 'hallelujah dog' on one of bobbysaxy's threads lol. Didn't get a good enough picture though.

Please does anyone know the breed of the spotted dog?

The street dogs also move around in packs , last one I saw had a Rottweiler, Pomeranian, GSD, Labrador and Siberian husky amongst a few other breeds I couldn't identify.

lolzzz a tellin u bro...halleluyahh dog indeed....! op bt wait ooo on a serious ground u need jazz to dey touch dis dogs to disapear cme naija.

Alajiki:
So?

kill yourself by yourself....

u dress to kill in pink short skirt...n yet u dnt want dem to kill u....isorite...u av about 30k y ur mum is givin u about70k n yet u are looking for awoof ride frm cv to ikota just okota wey dey here? isorite continuel like dis ooo.bt if to say u don miss n dem post ur pic for nairaland under section MISSING OKOTA GIRL who left home looking for a free iphone 7 since 2016....i swear many of us here will just b like ehya see fine girl ooo well na she knw where she go....

Fourwinds:
I hope it never happened if it did.... my spirit will go after those gangs....where ever they go their lives will be haunted...any time I sweat., they will get tortured. in spirit

hmmmm shey spirit dey exist? cus all d killin upandan dis days evn d ones fulani herdmen r butcherin anyhow...i never hear say der spirit dn tek revenge.

0b10010011:
Lady is brilliant!

Very short composition that defines the status quo and pleasant to both the families and the South-African government.

Her emphasise literally exposed the subject matter.

or u mean dey are all stupid opposite of brilliant in my dictionary....shey na 2day e start? kill a U.S citizen in any country n see if d whole will sleep...

martyns303:
And you, with your less than N1m account balance think you know better?

Its called art, the car is being put on display. Collectors don't neccessarily collect items to use but to display, I remember a scene in fast and furious where one Arab guy has a car sitting in his pent house. If I have the cash, I'll personally have a 40s or 50s vintage in my sitting room

make u no allow too much holly movie kill u ...u hearrrr.y u no buy keke napep put inside ur room?

NnaMEN1:
Only an idiot will say RIP to Escobar

u just said it so u is an idiotic..

dotman4real007:
no matter how peace loving I might be, I will never come between two adults fighting. sheebi na because dem chop belle full na im make them get strength to fight. oshisco!!! RIP

i tired ooo....when u no come dis world to cme dey seprate fight....u see people wey dn chop belleful n dem no b ur brothers or evn relatives n u say na refree u wan do ok oooo.

iz snow in ibadan like 247 i mean brown snow...if u doubt me go n check der roof n tell me y iz always brownish.

op must b an agent of satan....wetin bring dis rubbish cme here....talking abt pastors...atlis respect der age ok.

BiafraBushBoy:
Op... don't steal ooo....

They will just deport you!!

tempted to torch...ahhahahha for ur mind op go b like chaii see 200k for ground ooo..chaii see 130k for ground walkin upandan i just wish i cud touch dem n mek dem disapear to nigeria...lolzzzz abeg no carry person dog ooo mek dem no deport u thru aeroplane booth.