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PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd Gathers In Afikpo For Peter Obi by Cypress042: 2:33pm On Jun 25, 2022
cool
FamilyRe: Moment Osinachi Nwachukwu's Body Arrived Her Hometown For Burial by Cypress042: 2:31pm On Jun 25, 2022
Human being is nothing leave gra gra sad R.I.P to her anyways.
EducationRe: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Cypress042: 2:24pm On Jun 25, 2022
paschal47:
If you attended a government secondary school, you'll know this is the normal after WAEC final paper grin

Interschool fights and the rest grin
Even interschool dating cheesy



Omo you dey bring back memories of back in the days grin cheesy
You're a legend grin
Christianity EtcRe: Osinachi Nwachkwu Song Played To Evangelise In UK While Being Buried. Video. by Cypress042: 2:17pm On Jun 25, 2022
chloedogie:
I won't be that insensitive o. Even the husband is still being alleged I think.
Correct bro cool two shawarmas for you smiley
CelebritiesRe: Zambians Criticise Kizz Daniel For Refusing Flowers From A Lady At The Airport by Cypress042: 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Several Nigeria musician will not be carrying shoulders up once Obi becomes the next president Nigeria.
How much weed did you smoke? this comment sounds stupid to be honest smiley
CelebritiesRe: Zambians Criticise Kizz Daniel For Refusing Flowers From A Lady At The Airport by Cypress042: 2:13pm On Jun 25, 2022
Who God has bless no one can curse grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Transformation Pictures Of A Baby Who Was Rescued After She Was Abandoned by Cypress042:
May the good lord bless the rescuer abundantly.

I know the baby's mother would be proud of herself, where ever she is now sad sad

Because there's high probability she's on another man's bed doing the needful as usual angry
Christianity EtcRe: Osinachi Nwachkwu Song Played To Evangelise In UK While Being Buried. Video. by Cypress042: 1:46pm On Jun 25, 2022
Nice to know cool hope you didn't tell them about the domestic violence part huh

Before they'd start thinking all Nigerian men are woman beaters sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: How’s Your Experience Like When You First Butchered A Hen? by Cypress042: 1:41pm On Jun 25, 2022
Here to read comments grin grin
CrimeRe: Gunmen Attack Mourners Going For Osinachi's Burial In Abia (video) by Cypress042: 1:39pm On Jun 25, 2022
Those under takers though grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is My Life worth Living? by Cypress042: 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2022
This life wey dey sweet like you wan leave japa huh think twice oo. I know how you feel bro, it doesn't still worth you killing yourself cool
See if you kill yourself today niggars like me go still dey party hard. Peace
RomanceRe: Nothing As Smell As Women Pussy In This World. by Cypress042: 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2022
Aniluvreal:
Women pussy is reek of dirt and foul smell. I feel disgusted and irritated after digging that smelling soakaway.

No matter the level of money , fame, and beauty a woman possessed, she must definitely smell down there. Are women cursed?


The supposed big girls carrying themselves around like demi god in town, if they pull of their panties or tights, your dick will immediately shrink because of unbearable odour that oozed out of there.

But not for Konji, I swear person like me for no even look at this smellos twice. Usêlèss smelling nonêntities.

To those niggars that suck these rubbish in the name of pleasing this girls, Rip in advance.
Hmmmm

RomanceRe: Desperate Slay Queen Spotted Kissing Dog For Money; Video Goes Viral by Cypress042:
Which abominable act are you talking about? It's a norm already.

To be frank the ones you see, are the ones you know. Nigerian girls are doing extraordinary things nowadays with no shame at all angry
FamilyRe: Tears Flow As Quintuplet Brothers Carry Their Only Dead Sister’s Coffin – Photos by Cypress042: 1:13pm On Jun 25, 2022
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

R.I.P to the only girl cool
RomanceRe: Where Is Odumeje (photo) by Cypress042: 1:02pm On Jun 25, 2022
He's done pastoring angry Nigerian cool

If you can't beat them you join them.
Anyways,
Go check out his newly released noise undecided Ike billion billion with rapper Phyno grin
RomanceRe: Two Female Bank Cashiers Fight Inside The Bank Over A Rich Businessman by Cypress042:
Like this, i don wash my hands comot for toasting.

Once the mulla is there, they would do anything to have you.

I would recommend they choose wresting as their second carreer, they are good in what they do grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Many Injured With One Dead As Bus Somersaulted In Lekki by Cypress042: 12:44pm On Jun 25, 2022
Reckless drivers doing wonders on Nigeria roads.

Sometimes it isn't their fault but as a driver you need to know the type of road you're driving on, and apply cautions to avoid disheartening news like this.

R.I.P to those who lost their lives sad
EducationRe: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Cypress042: 12:41pm On Jun 25, 2022
uniquelyspecial:
Abegi ... Make we hear.
The policeman should have clappigor them abi?
I don't get you cool
EducationRe: Pupils In Anambra Public Schools Reject Promotion To New Class Because Of FOOD by Cypress042: 12:39pm On Jun 25, 2022
an0daGuy:
Our federal government spends billions of naira feeding primary school pupils all in a bid to coerce them to come to school and stay long enough till their break periods to be able to receive 2 or 3 classes before they lose focus and decide to carry their bags and go home to continue their play.

This kind of behavior is prevalent in the nothern part of the country. In fact, if government is truly spending money for feeding then be rest assured that 90% of that money is for feeding school children only in the north.

That’s why they have extremely low cut off marks for everything including schools, government and civil service posts.
You just nailed it thanks wink
EducationRe: Pupils In Anambra Public Schools Reject Promotion To New Class Because Of FOOD by Cypress042: 9:35am On Jun 25, 2022
I don't know if am the only one who don't find this school feeding neccesary.

In the sense that it would only appetize the pupils hunger there (in school), what about other times?
Won't they go hungry again angry
PoliticsRe: No Bail For Nnamdi Kanu - Buhari Declares by Cypress042: 9:26am On Jun 25, 2022
LordviccoDaGuru:
gringringringrin grin gringringrin grin gringringringrin

It's a welcome development, Buhari is a strong public figure let him deal with the smelling terriorst Biafra leader. APC Will rule Nigeria till the second coming of Christ AMEN.
Kid when will you grow up grin
CrimeRe: Mob Sets Suspected Kidnapper Ablaze In Anambra by Cypress042: 9:08am On Jun 25, 2022
At least there would be a long distance between these kidnappers and obosi community.

If this would be the language they would understand, i support them with my full chest cool
EducationRe: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Cypress042: 8:58am On Jun 25, 2022
When did we get here huh Sane police men chasing after students with guns.

Nigerian Police always disgracing it's citizens with behaviours like this angry

And they can't even run? Pot belly na bad thing aswear grin grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Campaign Office In Katsina (Pictured) by Cypress042:
At the sight of this small development, our dear Tinubu would pee in his panties cheesy

Jagaban will surely get back to them with full bags of vawulence. How Could they betray our lovely grandpa jagaban like this? So painful o so painful grin grin
PoliticsRe: Northern Elders Forum Speak On Peter Obi Chances In 2023 Presidential Elections by Cypress042: 8:38am On Jun 25, 2022
Tomorrow they would come out to say the reverse, trust these people at your own peril undecided
CrimeRe: Family Suspects Foul Play As Akwa Ibom Man Dies After Meal With Lover by Cypress042:
The only thing i understand here is that spendour is his ex girlfriend.

And what the fu*k was he doing with his ex girlfriend huh

Common sense is common. sad
TV/MoviesRe: South Africans Are Asking Why In Nigerian Movies Everyone Is Christian by Cypress042: 5:55am On Jun 25, 2022
AlexBells:
Nollywood is not divided into three, Kaniwood which is the Hausa version exist, though Yoruba movie industry is almost merging with Nollywood but it is still distinct, 90% of Nollywood movies are centred on the Igbo society, that's why there is usduslly no muslim movie coming from Nollywood
True
PoliticsRe: 2023: I’m Igbo Man From Delta State, Okowa Insists by Cypress042: 9:34pm On Jun 24, 2022
Now Okowa Delta man want to tear igbos shirts, but before he use us we go use our senses grin

He's kinda becoming obidient these days with his kukere waka grin
PoliticsRe: People That Supported Buhari Are The Ones Supporting Tinubu by Cypress042:
They are pigs and therefore can't see light at the end of the tunnel. Brothers and sisters cool Obidient is wisdom, know this and know peace grin
TV/MoviesRe: South Africans Are Asking Why In Nigerian Movies Everyone Is Christian by Cypress042: 9:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
Today Nollywood is sub-divided into three if i ain't mistaking.

There is Igbo, hausa and yoruba.
So If south africans feel like watching muslim movies the choice is theirs.

meanwhile, If this thread get to front page make i stay naked baff tongue
EducationRe: Nairaland Emojis And Their Abbreviations by Cypress042(op): 8:20pm On Jun 24, 2022
MightyHand:
Add more to it please, or allow members to use the default phone emoji's
what do you mean
EducationNairaland Emojis And Their Abbreviations by Cypress042(op): 5:55pm On Jun 24, 2022
Greetings to all Nairalanders cool

I've come to understand that most people here don't use provided emojis, although most people want to but they find it difficult to use.

Here are some abbreviations of popular nairaland emojis and their meaning.


: ) smiley without spacing ; This indicates a smilling face.

: D cheesy without spacing ; Cheesy face.

>: ( angry W.s; Angry face

: o shocked w.s; Shocked face.

?? ? huh W.s; This indicates huh.

:- [ embarassed W.s; Embarrassed face

: * :* W.s; sealed face

; ) wink W.s; Same as reality winks.

:- \ undecided W.s; Undecided face

; D grin W.s; Grin

8 ) cool W.s; Cool face

Thanks for reading.

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