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CrimeRe: Traders Suffer Losses As Flood Washes Away Shops In Anambra Market by Cypress042:
Poor drainage systems, and poor managements.

And citizens sometimes are the cause of their own problems.

They leave places mean't for dustbins and choose dumping it in drainages which cause them to block. Hope they learn from this undecided
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 30-Year-Old Man For Raping 75-Year-Old Woman In Anambra (Photo) by Cypress042:
This man won't survive the mob beating is a pity. Any man in control of his third leg would live longer and stronger sad
EducationRe: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Cypress042: 9:57pm On Jun 25, 2022
KingAzubuike:
Mr Man they are not kids. They're adults. They could easily have attacked the policeman.
Okay, goodnight smiley
CelebritiesRe: Zambians Criticise Kizz Daniel For Refusing Flowers From A Lady At The Airport by Cypress042: 9:53pm On Jun 25, 2022
harmargedon:
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin grin the guy Na werey aswear.
You're funny grin
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide In Port Harcourt by Cypress042: 9:52pm On Jun 25, 2022
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RomanceRe: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by Cypress042: 9:41pm On Jun 25, 2022
Prettygirl200:
I know but since e has told her that he can't provide for her den no need to dey bring am here. It's just lunch it's not a big deal it's something I can do for anybody.
You can cheesy Nice to know that. Do have a great night cool
EducationRe: Moment Secondary School Students Outran Police Officer In Owerri, Imo (Video) by Cypress042: 9:36pm On Jun 25, 2022
KingAzubuike:
You can't be blocking roads and wrecking havoc in the name of finishing waec. Moreover, they aren't kids, they are adults.
Then the only solution is chasing after them with guns? What if one of the students died in the process.
EducationRe: Dont Even Advice Ur Enemy To Teach In A Private Sch by Cypress042: 9:13pm On Jun 25, 2022
OsilaGama:
Nairaland!
Is my comment choking you?
Is just and an advise man, no reason am.
RomanceRe: Necrophilia Is On The Rise Among Nigerian Men (photos) by Cypress042: 9:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
virginprincess:
Most nigeria men can have sex with anything cheesy undecided, ladies should be very careful with the kind of men they sleep with.
Coming from a gender who slept with ordinary dog just for 5million.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Campaign Office In Katsina (Pictured) by Cypress042: 9:00pm On Jun 25, 2022
Jeezuzpick:
He's already doing that for free! grin
Gahd is watching you grin
RomanceRe: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by Cypress042: 8:56pm On Jun 25, 2022
Prettygirl200:
I no understand all this boys in men's body, shey u just stated that u didn't buy for her, why are u now disturbing our peace? Pls rest!!!!
Woman are just found of that, little chat with them they would ask for lunch. Is bad habit and they need to stop.
RomanceRe: Will You Date A Lady Like This? Your Opinion by Cypress042: 8:52pm On Jun 25, 2022
Exmilitant:
In the first place what's wrong in paying for lunch for a fellow being? A generous fellow won't see that as an issue.
Is partially wrong, just that your eyes isn't open to see it yet chill.
EducationRe: Dont Even Advice Ur Enemy To Teach In A Private Sch by Cypress042: 8:31pm On Jun 25, 2022
To be honest with you teaching is not for you bro, invest your time and energy in any profittable trade or handiwork.

What you typed up there is a disgrace to teaching hood. I pity those children you're teaching though.

No insults i'm just trying to be sincere with you man.
EducationRe: I Am A Graduate But No One Wants To Give Me A Job Because I Have No Legs {Photos by Cypress042: 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2022
The lord is your muscle my kenya sister.
Someone to date you is another crucial angle am looking at cool
The lord is your muscle once a again my kenya sister.
RomanceRe: What Should I Do In This Situation? by Cypress042: 6:08pm On Jun 25, 2022
Magnoliaa:
You're doing a very terrible thing, my Brother. See, I know women like that. They have very though exterior to break through, buyt once you do, they are very soft fukefuke like a bread on the inside. Here's what to do to win her heart:

- Become her personal man-slave
- Give her your ATM and pin
- Whenever she walking on the road, make sure to look for where potopoto is and start rolling inside and screaming out her name. Make sure she sees and hear you.

Do these tricks for the next three months first and come back to update me on your progess, before I tell you the other half of my tips. It is something that'll last for a year and I guarantee you, by the time it is Devember 2023, this girl would have accepted to be yours and only yours.
Which kinda advise is this?
CrimeRe: This Menace Called Prank Is Getting Out Of Hand by Cypress042: 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2022
Gone are those days when men take pranking as jokes.

If anyone prank me near crate of drinks now, na him head go hear am sad No jokes angry
RomanceRe: Thank U Very Much Nairalanders by Cypress042: 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2022
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RomanceRe: Two Female Bank Cashiers Fight Inside The Bank Over A Rich Businessman by Cypress042: 5:41pm On Jun 25, 2022
HerbAgent4:
I swear, I keep asking myself, Y chase woman wen you can attract them, chasing to collect number and start toasting that's stress, just use what you have display it before them, n see them craving to get you, those Days I use my brilliant brain to bang girls in my uni days, because I use to rit machinery and schools runs for carry over students, if I don't charge you money, omo you go give me kpekus which some of the willingly oblige grin
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RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Keep Making This Same Mistake? by Cypress042: 3:42pm On Jun 25, 2022
Fmghewzy:
This comment made me happy and surprised at the same time.
Don't know why
Believe me you remembered your ex wink that's why the comment made you happy and surprised at the same time grin
PoliticsRe: Atiku Campaign Office In Katsina (Pictured) by Cypress042: 3:19pm On Jun 25, 2022
anonimi:
Is he not constantly peeing and pooping in his panties already? Does he need any provocation for what he is doing alreadyhuh
cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Youths Dare Umuahi: Organise Unity Walk For Peter Obi by Cypress042: 3:13pm On Jun 25, 2022
Obidient people are never scared of anything shouting or threatening, they know what to do and when to do it grin

I comot cap for all obidient people out there una weldone cheesy.
RomanceRe: I'm Not Here For This, I Can't Believe You're Making Me Do This. by Cypress042: 3:11pm On Jun 25, 2022
Rule 5 Op grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Should I Eat The Coconut? by Cypress042: 3:07pm On Jun 25, 2022
Op fear them oh, i repeat fear them sad
CelebritiesRe: Justice Thomas Says Supreme Court Should Now Consider Overturning Gay Marriages by Cypress042: 3:03pm On Jun 25, 2022
Make they no try this sh*t near naija angry
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reveals The Soldier That Stole His University Certificates (Pix) by Cypress042: 2:59pm On Jun 25, 2022
grin grin gringrin grin
SportsRe: FIFA 2022 World Cup Group Stage by Cypress042: 2:57pm On Jun 25, 2022
FIFA should be obidient joor undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: How’s Your Experience Like When You First Butchered A Hen? by Cypress042: 2:52pm On Jun 25, 2022
[quote author=MrRajhu2020 post=114146258][/quote]This Man won't be happy with you if he sees this grin
RomanceRe: What Is Your Idea Over To You Guys by Cypress042: 2:45pm On Jun 25, 2022
That's our signature as real men yunno grin

Would you be happy if you wakeup and find out nothing is working again huh cheesy grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Green Snake Under The Green Grass by Cypress042: 2:36pm On Jun 25, 2022
For those who wish to be in front page today cool here's lalasticlala free flight, do well to fastened your sit belts as we take off grin grin

PoliticsRe: Excessive Drugs Intake Has Damaged Tinubu’s Memory – Ikimi by Cypress042: 2:34pm On Jun 25, 2022
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