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Jokes Etc › Re: See What Happened To Me While I Was Sleeping Inside Church. by cyprus000: 4:08pm On Sep 27, 2016

Jokes Etc › Re: A Guy Mistakenly Transferred 200k To Someone And This Happened by cyprus000: 3:52pm On Sep 27, 2016

Romance › Re: My Sex Buddy Is Quitting On Me. How Do I Get Him Back? by cyprus000: 9:41am On Sep 26, 2016

onyekachee:
you are moving in circles,scared of ban yet u indulged me,well it raises question on your sense of reasoning and IQ so I am not surprised,might be doing same with her,I feel your words and emotions from your heart but really it's not too late to stop giving free sex...pig,it's just a matter of time before your FWB gets rid of your cheap @$$...she defends her sister even
SMH

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Hope you know you're a worthless piece of filth.
Your silence on this thread is golden, cos all that proceed out of the waste pit you brand mouth, is repugnant .

Classless slut.
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Romance › Re: When U Do Everything For Ur Girl And She Still Leaves You For Another Guy by cyprus000: 7:32am On Sep 26, 2016

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You become a “yoruba demon.”
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Romance › Re: 90% Of Nigerians Above 18 Yrs Smoke Weed. True Or False? by cyprus000: 12:07am On Sep 23, 2016

RabbaRabbi:
Am above 18 and i don't smoke. So any big deal about smoking?

NB: smokers are liable to die young...

Op i will advice you to go for a check up, to see what that weed has caused your system...

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I wanted to address your fallacious posit, coined from mainstream believe, but for the sake of 19 and below, susceptible to cannabis adverse effect. AMA let your misconception slide.

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Romance › Re: See Reported Reason Why Guy Publicly Called Off His Engagement Via Instagram by cyprus000: 9:32pm On Sep 22, 2016*

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Anytime I look at present day men, I can't help but feel pity for the dregs they have to put up with as life partner; I mean, these otiose beings, parading themselves as ladies; now pride themselves in tragic misadventure of human dignity.

Their lascivious quest, is no longer stereotypical abominable, it's now a fashionized-incorporated trait.

Concupiscent slobs
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Romance › Re: Dumped Girlfriend Inserts Dozens Of Screws Inside Boyfriend's P*nis(photo) by cyprus000: 1:11am On Sep 21, 2016

Shiitposter:
And you think a "girl" will go through all that trouble just to stick nails inside his penis?
Also have you seen the space between those nails? Literally photoshop-tier

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The authenticity of the story, is of zero concern to me, neither is it the base of my assertion.
I only asserted base on the guy's posit, which exudes ignorance.

That said, it's unequivocal you know little or nothing on desperation and vendetta. Pray you don't cross part with crass soul, else, you'll sing a different song, but this time, you'll be the victim .

Preach; you actually think it's a big deal to sedate someone? lol...you're quite funny and naïve on this regard.

Ok, for instance: if you get into my skin and i want to give you the easy way out. All it takes; is drive down the nearest chemist shop, get drugs worth N500-600, mix and lace your drinking water with overdose.

You'll drink your normal colorless and tasteless water, and kaboom!!! You're another dead piece of meat

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Romance › Re: Dumped Girlfriend Inserts Dozens Of Screws Inside Boyfriend's P*nis(photo) by cyprus000: 11:09pm On Sep 20, 2016

Davash222:
Amateur Blogging... No location,

She inserted nine screws, one after the other, inside his urethra when he was sleeping And he didn't feel any pain Abi na black magic she use do am.

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I can 'sedate' you and cut you into pieces, while you watch helpless and defenselessly.

Broaden you knowledge. Mr.

Ignorance is for the weak
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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by cyprus000: 12:06am On Sep 18, 2016

MrsChima:
Yeah....been pregnant and nursing!

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I'm no ambulance, but pardon me as i shout: “wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.”

gr8t. Is it my friend(of last year) or we talking another?

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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by cyprus000: 11:13pm On Sep 17, 2016*

MrsChima:
You mean virgins?

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Nah! Virginity is otiose to me.

Innocence of heart, I mean. there's this ineffable feeling of weakness, embellish with sybarity I get whenever I'm around such hearts. It stimulates my sense of protection,want, care, and responsibility

Been a while, tho.
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Romance › Re: What Do You Admire About The Opposite Sex? by cyprus000: 10:41pm On Sep 17, 2016*

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Innocence. I just don't know why.
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Romance › Re: She Cried Saying I Raped Her, Just Imagine! by cyprus000: 6:43pm On Sep 16, 2016

Greene66:
Yes you raped her.

SARS should arrest you. You took advantage of a 19 year old girl.

We need to locate you. I'm gonna contact Elewe-Eran in abeokuta. You gonna be picked man.

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All my years of encountering 'idiots.' I haven't seen a pitiable one such as you.

You have infinitesimal knowledge of the entrial and act that amount to rape. Infact, a court case on this, is a sure debacle.

So, shut your pile hole, cos you can't do shi.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Joshua Iginla Gives A Widow & 95-Year-Old Man Money, Exotic Cars (Pics) by cyprus000: 5:30pm On Sep 13, 2016

peteregwu:
Am sorry, they just bought her soul and exchanged her for money . All that glitters are not gold. Watch her as times go on and see the end.

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Your naivity, is top notch
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Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Goes Braless by cyprus000: 6:08pm On Sep 11, 2016

musicwriter:
Has this girl also become a celebrity? At least we know her sister is a blogger.

What does this girl represent?

What does she have to offer society?

Is she a model? No, she don't look like one.

Is she beautiful? No.

Just a dead brain fashion obsessed bleaching freak taking pictures in her room and posting online!. Nothing else!!.

To the moderators: When you all choose to promote retards at the expense of important topics languishing somewhere in this forum, that speaks volume about you all.

Certainly, this's not the kind of thread I joined this forum for. You guys always throw up a reason one may want to hit the deactivate botton.

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Romance › Re: If U Dont Fear Anything, Pls Fear Quiet/introvert People. They Are Very Wicked. by cyprus000: 3:14pm On Sep 11, 2016

Surfboard:
If everybody is claiming introvert, who are the extroverts?

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Everybody on here, except the real introverts, that are not here
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Romance › Re: The Room Of A Nigeria Big Guy Back In The Days. by cyprus000: 4:36pm On Sep 10, 2016

ireneony:
u ve not have yet found the missing boy

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Actually, I can't say at the moment,cos it has been a while I last talked with his dad.

anyway, I'm planning on totally updating my profile, but kinda lazy about it.
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Romance › Re: The Room Of A Nigeria Big Guy Back In The Days. by cyprus000: 2:07pm On Sep 10, 2016*

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This is so funny
queueing
for your key to butcher meat in your room.

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Crime › Re: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by cyprus000: 12:04pm On Sep 10, 2016

ministeriallist:
How can someone slum in a queue and sustain internal injury?
Why is this man hiding the truth?

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Read and comprehend, bro.
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Crime › Re: Is It Necessary I Report This Rape Incident I Witnessed? by cyprus000: 3:52am On Sep 10, 2016

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Op, your action was crass and despicable; reason being that you coulda done something.
I guess you looked at things with prism of visceral.

I'd love to get your back on this one(seeing the gang up on ya) , but unfortunately, I've the profoundest contempt for rap3. Thus, can't sympathize or be a party on this.

Btw, I saw how some worthless piece of shits, consummated with untapped stupidity, stereotypically embroiled male gender in this ignominy, but ama let it slide; sake of the victim, and to help a brother see the light

Tapout!
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Celebrities › Re: Sony Music Postponed Davido Music Project, Son Of Mercy EP [PICS] by cyprus000: 10:35am On Sep 09, 2016

Politics › Re: Don't Buy Transformers - FG Warns Nigerians by cyprus000: 9:41am On Sep 09, 2016*

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what an otiose statement riddled with untapped stupidity.

I remember back in the days as a kid, when I visited my village. we were faced with execrable welcome of pitch darkness, all because of transformer failure.
locals decided they had enough, and got transformer for themselve, which still serve to this day.

Now, I'm almost an old man, with grey hair sprouting everywhere, still, government is yet to fix their transformer, but they come to bill lyk 'chairmen.'

legal armed robbers I must say

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Romance › Re: Please Has Anyone Used MANIX Capsules, Please Advice Please. by cyprus000: 9:29am On Sep 09, 2016

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I saw some natural cure somewhere, but didn't take to note, since I don't experience same problem.

well, I'll help you and source the thread, when I'm chanced.

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Romance › Re: Woman Wants To Be The Fattest In The World, And Her BF Supports Her (pics) by cyprus000: 9:20pm On Sep 08, 2016

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Romance › Re: Woman Wants To Be The Fattest In The World, And Her BF Supports Her (pics) by cyprus000: 9:20pm On Sep 08, 2016

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Family › Re: Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Having A Will? by cyprus000: 12:46pm On Sep 08, 2016

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Plan on creating a 'special will' for my woman(whether we have kid or not), but everything will change if she ask me question on anything 'will.'

It always comes with a sinister motive

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Romance › Re: Single Photo That Explains Mans Lust by cyprus000: 8:17pm On Sep 07, 2016

nickvanilla:
Keep dreaming
One thing i've come to understand is that men are incomplete without the primal sexual urge
It's not our fault. We were just born this way

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Dream you think; movement,ideology i consider it. Japanese men did something similar. It ain't aberrant, nor a futile quest.

To your perception; your postulate is not only grossly fallacious but also sentimental, so, I'll pass.
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Romance › Re: Single Photo That Explains Mans Lust by cyprus000: 2:59pm On Sep 07, 2016*

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I have a panoramic vision that; men will one day see through sexual-gratification prism, and uphold the waving standards that luminate the flag of maturity, self-worth, principle, aptness and responsibility.

I foresee a future, where those epitome of vapidity, inebriated with over sense of self-importance, bcs of one physical attribute or another, will be rejected with the profoundest contempt, and made to follow the requisite standards/channel of success and recognition, instead of sexual objectifying them and creating level playing ground for wanton display of inanity.

A future where men will look at 'lust' and curse it justification, with their last breath.

The time is nigh
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Romance › Re: Single Photo That Explains Mans Lust by cyprus000: 2:25pm On Sep 07, 2016

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Business › Re: Ed-el-kabir 2016: See The Prices Of Rams Across Nigeria Today by cyprus000: 3:29pm On Sep 05, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Freeze Gets Back His Job As CoolFM OAP by cyprus000: 5:32pm On Aug 29, 2016

kenonze:
Employee and Employer

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Romance › Re: Guys: Can U Marry A Lady That Bleaches Her Skin?? by cyprus000: 6:03pm On Aug 27, 2016

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I never thought I'd say this; “over my dead body,” but, heck.

Beings suffering from racial inferiority complex, irritate my soul.

I can't cope with such show of vapidity, and ignominious display of hopelessness

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Romance › Re: What Motivates A Nigerian Girl Besides Money? by cyprus000: 8:44am On Aug 25, 2016

Luckymay:
Who told you it's only Nigerian girls that like money? You guys should stop already. Do you think foreign girls is any better?
Do you think foreign girls would date you blacks if they know you are poor?
They already know that for you to make it to their country, you must be rich or almost rich.
Or do you think a poor dude can get visa? I mean who doesn't like comfort? If you want to know what I'm saying try stopping a foreign girl on the street without a ride and see if she looks at you.

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I date a beautiful and sexy foreign chick, from south America to be precise, and she has practically rejected all serious gift i gave her.

The only reasonable gift she accepted from me; is nitted Jamaican neck rope and head warmer I got her, when she visited. You can tell her overt like and love for that single gift, cos she appear with it in almost all her recent pics and video chat; In same vein, I've loads of guys who met their foreign women when they had nothing.

so, your postulate/logic is not only flawed, but also warp.
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