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Alamala1:
Mine was with a beautiful but razz girl with heavy backside, I met while coming back from a friends house as a street guy myself , but love fumin Porsh at times I gently walked up to her as she was in a hurry....and decided to start convo with English

Me: hello angel

her: no response

Me: I just wish to know you seems your face looks familiar

her: hiss...... Turns back to me in Yoruba
( brother e duro sebi e fe do mi ni points finger to the sky walaitali e le ri mi do)
*meaning ( bros you won Bleep me Abi I swear you can ever )

ps: me never even begin dey toast her

with preying eyes everywhere cos its along the road me just hurriedly walked past her

lol,na Spanish you want take start convo b4?

lilmaydee:
ofcourse I wouldn't do that. The person that quoted me asked me about how she is doing now. There are some girls that didn't date me and are way better than I am now.

You're not obligated to explain yourself to anybody bro.

Crixina:
you are just giving this extra info to buttress a point, which is to prove you are doing better than she is which is not the point of this thread.

no vex

Bennyboon:
For a moment I thought you were with my phone. Same casing and hot 4 pro. Cool

exactly mine too
Same casing...its like that's the only casing hot 4 pro has cos I bought mine on the roadside sef.....the casing I mean.

fuckerstard:
There is more to this life than faking up reality.

tu baba

mhisbliss:
they might look like they're proud of it but deep down they're regretting it, the challenges they face just because they have big boobies alone is enough to even regret it

regret isn't the right word to use there,except it was by plastic surgery.

But you made your point.

I go name my first son EFE!
My first daughter EFE! For no reason,just based on logistics.

She doesn't like you.
Girls don't like to spend especially on someone they don't like

The greatest

It is live!

So women should sit down and be lazy and do nothing!
This is a scam!!!...it's just an excuse to push all responsibility on the man so it would always look like the man's fault.


This should not be an ego booster for men rather read through the lines and see the SCAM!!

It's now my duty to wake you up to jog?!
And if she's loosing so much weight, it's my duty to wake you up to eat? I just dey vex anytime I see this kind of write ups, and the men would start feeling like bosses not knowing they are just indirectly slaving for the female specie who would then live longer than them. SMH....look around you and see the number of women growing fat/obese because they have no effing responsibility and now it's my job to make you loose weight?

The thing tire me my brother, and no the wowo ones dry form pass

One word.










CUCUMBER!

CaroLyner:
Once saw a dude stick his hands down his pants,cupped his balls for a bit, then sniffed his fingers.



And he didn't evn bother to wash his handzz.

Real men smell their balls once in a while

Masculinity

I'm igbo but the comments are hilarious!!
We just meeting demand it's economics people!!!
Even the weed smokers and cocaine addicts are here bashing lol.

It's buying and selling,atleast godspower didn't behead anyone for #500.

Death everywhere!
Something is wrong somewhere,I'm sure of it!

Chucks1989:
Head like Wizkid...Nose like Davido.
E be like say Davido and Wizkid do collabo on top this Gal

a minute silence for biology...

BrainnewsNg:
Not true

ooh...okay
I saw it online too, hope it isn't true

Sarkodie is dead!
He was shot in Johannesburg
He was assassinated!

Mekwen:
You've either not been to a University before or a Flatty.

is that so?

mykelmeezy:
have you met nairaland mods??

they are also mad!

Seun done give me immunity

Let's assume this house is within the range of 10mil to 15mil,lets assume this house is 7mil,

1mil dols is say 300mill naira
7mil sold would be 300*7
That would be 2.1billion naira

Correct me if I'm wrong
Is that hard work or drugwork!
This should be rented tho

Oluwa pick my call na

All these VCs think they are gods
When they can't even guarantee employment after issuing certificate.



The VC is mad,the school lecturers are mad, even the school owner is mad!!

Papykush:
because only a real man will understand that a white girl is not pretty. She is just flashy...black is real beauty.

Just imagine if a black girl is lightskin then see for yourself

I have no words to say bro...

Is there a book on real men and what they should understand?

The girl fine o, but Alex sef no wowo na

Papykush:
There is nothing special about that girl.

Just some random white skinny girl, I have seen prettier ladies on nairaland. Check Mimzzy's picture

Guy why?
How Mimzy take compare na

I'm I the only one who thinks the op is a runs girl?

Papiikush:
Nigga wifed a bìtch.

These hoes... They for everybody!
Pass them all around they at every party
They ain't go'n be loyal not for anybody

still I love these hoes

I tire for people o
Well to each his own right?

Great job