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look at this guy o, so you think you've a problem?
make your money and you'll see that you'll make real and responsible friends, you're you, you can't be like everybody Na, Haba! to me o, you don't have any single problem... I wan be like you self

shey God no go punish Police if Dem collect bribe release these kind people? these kind people no suppose go court, Na to burn Dem straight

macello4:
i guest u are from kogi Ebira rite scalygwan

yea, kogi, but not ebira

Akorkor:
Very long Journey. I recently flew Emirate to Los Angeles last week and its 16hrs long and it was hell. Whereas, Turkish airline was a just 12hrs distance to the same location.

Flying too long has a very bad side effect like swollen legs, high blood pressure et al. So I won't even recommend this to my enemy.

"akorkor" pepper?

AccessME:
Na so dem go dey dilapidate our image abroad

To make matters worst, Buhari our president come go same abroad talk say 'Youths of Nigeria are Lazy'

Now tell me how we Nigerian youths want take stand out in face of our fellow counterparts 'youths' from western civilized countries?

Tell Me why we no suppose vote such disgraceful and thoughtless President out from office?

Zombies is up to u

lmaooo, you on point bro

nmanma1:
She get mind ooo, one day she go slap ur parents too.

sure!

the only way to stop is to give your life to Christ..

JasonScoolari:
Really miss Plantation Boiz.

That was when we listen to good music, What we've now are some unfortunate fellows who jumps into a vocal booth and starts dishing out truckload of bullshit.

Not some Kcee, Terry G, Mayorkun, Olamide type of music which only constitute noise pollution to the environment.



**Singing**

"Ayayaya, somebody say plantation Boiz"

the most important thing is the money they're making bro

at 24, I bet you this girl is not psychologically, mentally and emotionally fit for marriage, one if these girls that you'll marry and in the middle of the night they'll start crying, when you ask them what happened? they'll tell you nothing and in the morning they'll start crying again that when she's was crying in the night, you didn't pet her, you continued sleeping...

LaBozz:
Ahhhhh this one go be better kerosene on top fire.

na true Na my brother, why the girl go Dey give am deadline?

give am belle make her head calm down , that's if you really wan marry am o

wetin this one Dey talk?

jonath0012:
Lol... You are a very funny Op. We wey we get first class come join with Master's stil find it very difficult to get a job... we are still breathing

To be candid as I type I live on 20k teaching job per month.

Don't give up, Op!

what? 20k?
well, before this year runs out... if you believe

Liliyann:
Nothing wrong in taking alcohol during pregnancy!!
I know someone that drinks beer anytime she is pregnant!!

bad!!

anybody Wey go adekunle Anglican primary school, yaba,(2006) Lagos State should help me swear for our principal then.. Mrs... I've forgotten her useless name and one Mr Sunday Wey Dey always flog us for nothing..

OgogoroFreak:
Chai! It's like the thing touch her toto o... And na fine girl oh.

lol...

Omolola1:
This happened yesterday!

I was going home from school, though i must confess i was looking good yesterday!

This guy just came from nowhere and said to me "GIRL! I swear, You are Beautiful!"
in the presence of every one (outside the school)

I was DAMN EMBARASSED!

wetin Dey do this one?

EtherealAnn:
God bless me too

Amen, he surely will

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leonard4real:
Nysc official......i Don hear you

yes, na the best response be that... NYSC dey him house

leonard4real:
Oga.... stop giving wrong information here goto der twitter head and check d latest new.... all pcm are going dis batch...... if is true dat all isn't going....den y is Nysc mobilising more pcm.....im my here to argue wit u....but just keep calm

i wonder o, didn't the guy read where NYSC said "due to the limited number of Corp members..."? or is it an ambiguous statement that he can't understand?

eseflive234:
Bro, It is obvious na......The guys remaining including those that newly registered, will definitely be more than the requested 43,000.

Meaning not all will be mobilized. Guy, we plenty ooh!, E be like say you no know.

I am hearing that the new guys who registered have numbers starting from 190K and so on, when we still get guys wey their number be 150k.

personally, I know someone whose number is 153k. I know some people will say that there were few people whose number fell around 160k, but where mobilized last batch; that's very true, but they were few, That's the honest truth, don't let us deceive ourselves.

And I'm sure after this registration some people's call up numbers will be 210K and above, so you can calculate it yourself and see....Definitely, not all are going.

The only prayer One should be praying is to be among those going. For people saying all are going, I'm just laughing, The same way some of us were shocked when Stream I call up letters came out will be the same way some will still be shocked when Stream II comes out.

#No hatred or Beef. Wish everyone the best

calm down, if your call-up number is 197kthat does not mean there are over 197k people remaining, because the call-up number is a general one and some people have already gone to camp(those that just left camp), and those people that just registered had their number from 191k above, that's where their number starts from... I hope you understand Sha

Emyo:
I hereby apologize for saying that NYSC portal will not be opened for new registration this month August 2018. I take responsibility for any inconveniences caused by my stand.

na you sabi

highqueen:
most men are very cheap,even the ones that appear educated.

stupid set of people.

and one "stupid" guy dey there dey rubbish you

nonxo007:
I was serving in Ogun state but recently redeployed home. The camp is one of the best in all ramification...now I'll suggest you join a unit in camp, during my time I joined the security squad so I didn't have to participate in every drill or thing happening in camp, I was mostly stationed at the main gate doing security things, it was fun aswear...now when you join a unit you'll get a privilege of choosing your ppa and LG you want to be posted to....most companies don't accept corpers unless you're lucky...so make sure you know where you're going...I worked my way to Ota, and was posted to one rickety school like that.. Though I would have been posted to Bells university but I didn't realize in time...and pls don't stress yourself much in camp it isn't worth it...any other question you can ask ....and do not give anybody money for anything in camp...its highly prohibited

bros,me, I no wan go class go dey teach o, how can I influence my PPA... I'm thinking of contesting for DOSport of my platoon

phranklyn92:
waoh...Which bus terminus did you move from? thanks in advance

chuckwudiebube, at isi-gate, umuahia

phranklyn92:
i'm going from Lagos to abia. Just made some findings from a bus station at iyana ipaja. The dude said the bus fare is #7100. But I think i'll get a better deal once I make further enquiries. Where do you stay?

why not try and find ABC transport, chukwudiebube and so, when i traveled from abia to lagos, it was just 4500

sheyizy1:
I stay at ogba please try and get the one that can drop is at the camp

i don't think you'll see a bus that'll take you to camp, they'll drop you at isi-gate then enter bus to Bende l.g(where the camp is) the t.fare should be 250 or so

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